₦airaland Forum

EXLOVER:
Oboy you too lie abeg, is better you gather kids in your area and be telling them all this lie lie story.

kids sef don wise

2shaw:
Who you dey clean floor for,na dusty season we dey na,. Must have been a cheap tile. Also if you know you stay where is fully tiled,forget mop,buy stockings or some shower slippers. I have slipped also before,ibhave fallen from bike on top speed,. Na tiles wan come kill me,he must have been drunk,or just newly took s.k.
Dj na packaging jor,

MISTAKES,MISTEP can happen to anyone

femi4:
Village people

Cause of death is shady

tiles get slipery when wet.i have been lucky several times,now I have bathslippers everycorner in my house and its the first thing I give to a guest who plan staying.

lahips:
Lunch.....

gimme the head of fish biko

Felt bad seeing this dead monkey,same breed with mine, scared of imagining my monkey dead.

Glawrie:
This is nice buh I can't eat it because of the fact that it is white (oil can't be added to it).
Buh the way people hype the soup makes me want to taste it. I'll try it one day sha

when u are eating it u won't remember oil is absent.

Amorprincesa24:
Nice really nice Prestonn. One day i will make this kind for now let me manage this superfast spaghetti i made last night due to hunger pangs.

and how did u achieve this super fast spag of yours?i love the way it looks.

If her salary isn't enough she should discuss with her boss or look elsewhere..she is stealing not because of her baby but because she is greedy...report to your brother.whatever his decision is shouldn't be ur problem as you have played ur part..if the business crumbles she will find another job,will ur brother be able to continue?

MelesZenawi:
Lol


While this sounds funny , it is not funny at all.

That man needs to be arrested.


And as for the POS operator, he/she is highly foolish beyond redemption.

You gave out cash to transaction that is yet to be completed.

Too much money in baggage I guess..

very foolish operator

tit:
Na God win.
Is Ize Iyamu a born loser like Trump?
He go pdp, he loose.
He go apc, he still lose
Even if he go into Labor him go still loss

why u harsh like this?

NewDelhi:
If you're a lady seeing this and you never wet, see your doctor.

where exactly is it raining?

MR FASH your attention is needed

Fiscus105:
I concur ooooo


Hardly you will see a girl without dating more than 2 guys at a go, many of these girls don't know ovulation period, they believe it's a period immediately after menses. Even when they know the particular guy that impregnated them, they will intentionally give it to guy they believe capable of taking care of the baby


A lady puts pregnancy on me last August, wen i put pressure on her she confessed that she had sex with a man when she and her friends went out to drink with some men, that after that day she don't have the man's contact, yet she insisted I was the one who owned the pregnancy...., keep saying its woman who knows who impregnated her........ After less than two weeks that she terminated 4 months pregnancy, she accepted to sleep with another man again just because he wanted to do birthday bashing for her, they had sex in the night of birthday,

These are kinds of orientation girls have these days, they sex different guys/men without remorse, gone are the days girls took cognisance of body counts

sorry these are the kind of orientation girls you have moved with have.stop generalizing please.

sheycrown:
Yam fish sauce + my cup of beverage .... Peep the chicken leg

my best food

folake4u:
Haaa bros! You don't use onions to cook okro soup oh, the onions "cut" the slimy nature of the soup.

it doesn't.i can't cook okro without onions.

Oblongata:
He must have had MPD.

Many Nigerian soldiers need psychological and psychiatric test

police men too,the one we had as security few months back was always talking of an imaginary father in heaven revealing to him who is a witch,snake or bird in the compound and how he will shoot a witch in the compound.he was sent out that very day.

Ausval:
Why must it be candle , why we nor fit use all those light wen dey stadium since we want make our own light shine pass others own ...

na who nepa give 24/7 light dae find stadium light na

Now his fellow criminals ga chefukwa ya...

ChingaOne:
Why don't you take him to the nearby police station

what crime was committed?

God's best gift to me this year was on Sunday,a bouncing cute sweet looking baby boy.

But what if it isn't sucide? This daddy is a bad nigga see the kind of people she said he rolls with.

Eddygourdo:
sorry for disturbance. Can u indicate how one will know it is fried enough. Or should be only by intuition? Maybe when it starts burning and sticking to the bottom (non-stick pot ) ?

you know it's cooked when the oil is above the mix in the pot.

MeekySmudger:
....you are totally wrong sir,.so a lady from ghetto always look lean,thin,malnourished abi....e be like say u no know anything

if he know,e no go for write am like that.

ikorodureporta:
It was hell through that route last week.
Dem even snatch person phone from our bus just after the bridge in onitsha..

Make them try check those phone thieves too

The people selling just after the bridge in onitsha are the cause of the holdup

it's actually the check point not the people selling.

youngsahito:
why not tag them on Twitter

thanks I will

I walked into an access bank branch in benin to withdraw money from my savings account today,filled my form and met a teller.the teller after checking the account for few mins asked me to go see the customer care attendant that I can't withdraw from my account.i met the customer care attendant,he asked me to thumbprint.which I did,then he directed me to another attendant who is to capture me.
Before capturing the new attendant asked me several questions which includes my name and the branch I opened the account which replied.,he said the account isn't mine,and the pictures up there isn't mine.i asked to see what was up there, to my surprise it was someone else,a strange picture and name using my account but a different bvn.instead of access bank accepting they made a mistake the stupid workers there asked me to go back to the branch I opened an account since over ten years to go rectify the issue.it was then I got really pissed at them the branch manager and one other woman insulted me in the process and I retaliated.how careless can a bank be? because I returned their insult the manager said they won't help me.i angrily left the bank without my money.
Ignore my mistake as I am still tensed at the moment.is it possible for and account to have different persons as owner?if I didn't have my bvn I would have been tagged a criminal.it was my bvn that was different from the other person.what do I do please.

misskenny:
Left over white rice turned to Jollof rice


with Stew

I don't know how people don't understand that left over rice is delicious.i cook my rice then freeze for later.when I warm,I warm till it gets a little bit burnt.

galaxi:
I still wonder why keke and the small keke bus are allowed to apply this express road in Abia state.

u can imagine.
..

Pierocash:
Where is the picture of the one that the head cut off.

u want to eat it?

Nazgul:
There's nothing to worry yourself over. She won't do anything with him. And if he keeps disturbing her confront him and warn him that you'll have him arrested if he doesn't stay away from your wife.

If a woman opens up to you that another guy is asking her out, just know that she has already rejected him and doesn't find him attractive enough.

If she found him attractive, believe me, she wouldn't tell you. She'll be doing it secretly behind your back.

if a woman doesn't want a man she doesn't need to report him to anyone,she knows just how to shun and shut him out.if a woman wants to play minds game she will bring something up like this,it doesn't mean it's true.op if you want to fight for a woman,it should be your WIFE.you have no business with that neighbour of yours.

sreamsense:
The problem with contemporary young generation is that many of you were born into your families when morality vacated your family homes. Being strict is different from being wicked, he is discipling you as his own children so your future can be better, you are here ranting he is wicked.

Many of you just like places you will not be tamed so that you can do whatever you want like forming cult groups on campus, turning campus to Olosho house. If he is not strict and people still allow to do whatever they like, these spoilt rats will still come back here to complain and cast aspersions if any bad thing goes wrong with the school. Go to Catholic schools and see descipline, you these spoilt rats.

Your fathers get money, but lack morality, so when your fathers finally dumb you into CU as correctional center, you begin to misunderstand 'strictness' to ' wickedness' because your fathers failed to even show you '101' of moralities before you left for school because your families lack moralities in the first place. If you like to become wayward and hates descipline, no need of going there, go to federal and state universities and do what you like. Judas Iscariots!

Somebody is sweating to make you great, you call it wickedness! Spoilt rats! Go to volatile areas in North and ask for the meaning of wickedness!

and you think you have made sense with this...

SadiqBabaSani:
What companies does he own?

where is your own.