₦airaland Forum

kristien4:
Please where did you do the surgery, and how much did it cost?

a private hospital in Benin,the doctor is late.60k for surgery excluding other bills..thing is if one isn't careful with diet it comes back again,the doctor told me same.one time I felt it coming back I had to try herbs( scentleaf, bitterleaf)I don't know the English name of the last leaf Igbos call it mpurupa,my mum had to search for it and planted it..it worked and I never felt it again.tho I still have to watch what I eat.

Obioramichael:
Please not when they get married and have children... PLEASE!!!
MAY IT VISIT THEM NOW.. Why wait till they bring innocent children into the world for the kids to suffer... You reap whatever you sow.... Not innocent kids and wife

they didn't consider the lives of these kids before taking out the parents.for Christ sake these are little kids.their lives won't remain the same.

Same thing happened at benin/sapele road yesterday luckily no one was hurt.when the police realized they couldnt catch up with the guys one of them fired several shot into the air.very useless set of people.

Vyzz:
In the next five years....



He might become the minister of education

that's if he isn't made minister of petroleum

pocohantas:
I have never been a fan of weddings. I even struggle to honour wedding invitations, so I always knew it will totally wear me out.

Stress, wearing tight fitted clothes, greeting so many people that do not like or wish you well! Ewww! I can’t deal with all that inside one hall. I’ll pass out!!!

I am the type to marry quietly today and greet you tomorrow like nothing happened. Shebi it is my husband and marry?

u are not alone

Jasseyfrd:
go to ur phone setting..enter call divert... cancel all call divert

#21# to disable .

Is it your man feeding you this stories about his ex or you have evidence of her messages to him?

Fuckingmallam45:
Your guy is not a real niggar, let me drop these here

Never ever try to get back with your ex. (A glass once broken can never be restored)

2) Don’t keep on annoying him/her after they leave you, respect the decision. Annoying them time and again will cut the final few threads which are there between you both.

3) I know it will be tempting to curse them or abuse them if they had dumped you, but just remember he/she was the person whom you loved the most, so just stay calm.

4) Never ever have any false hopes of them returning back to you, it will make your future miserable.

5) Don’t keep on thinking about what she’s doing, or if she’s dating someone else now? Why the hell do you care about the person or be possessive about the person who left you halfway.

6) Cut contact from him/her completely, staying in contact is bad for both of you in the future.

7) You can never get the feeling of your first love on anyone else for sure but believe that there is definitely a person born for you who will love you more.

Never ever try to interfere in your partner's personal space. (Interference in partner's social media is the main reason for many problems in relationships nowadays.)

9) Once you have broke up, never try to think about physical intimacies or the good times which you two had, it will slowdown the process of your recovery, instead think of all the things which were not right in the relationship, this will help you to recover faster.

10) Memories will always flash in and out when you bath, try to sleep, while you shit etc.. but trust me time will heal this, when new memories are created these will go to the archive (definitely not erased though :')

11) Career is more important than love. Yes if you keep worrying about your ex, you will never progress in your career, in few more years your ex might be rich and well settled whereas you would be in the same place , So stop the shit and start focusing on your career.

12) Finally what is yours will always be yours and true love will always return back, if it didn’t then it wasn't really true love.

sorry to say this but I think when one TRULY moves on what ever feeling one had, 1st love 2nd love what ever,it dies,it fades away completely.

Prognose:
They asked for weird smell, not nice smells, weird smells. Ordinary engrish una no go unnerstand

I love the smell of damp ladies hair. You know, that smell you ladies are always scared of when a guy sniffs your hair, especially when you haven't visited the salon in a long time? Heavenly

It drives me crazy

indeed you are craa

FlashDboy:
So, wike was blinded to the nuisance those guys have been perpetrating ba?

Its their way, manufacture a problem, and thereafter take action(because u have d power) , then the masses will applaud ....

Wike, u better concentrate on rivers state and leave Edo state alone because "Edo no be Rivers" where u can easily hoodwink the people and everyone will still be ok with it.

the topic is about rivers taskforce not "Edo no be Rivers".

cucumbar:
They should have “kill and dry“ in the house nau.

OTAPIAPIA u mean?

IgboSomalia:
There are many like him within Edo PDP. They are the most dangerous ones. They won't decamp but sink Obaseki from within. It is after PDP has lost that you would see them laughing.

FACT!

Geminita:
Stew

Pepper Soup but it didn't come out well. This is my first time tho

if you want to try again,make sure u get the spices,and grate them your self.there are others you just wash and add to the cooking pot.that way u get the unique taste.

Cousin9999:
Some of you love the fish heads. Why? There's no meat or anything. And explain why some people eat the eye.

the sweetness of a fish is in its head.

baiaon:
When you first met her,she was in the age bracket of 22 to 23years old.She must have had alot of suitors and options.Hence her nasty attitude towards you because you weren't her spec.Fast forward 3 years and the suitors and options have dried up hence her desire to get married as soon as possible to any available option that's why you see her cooking,sweeping and other bullshit that easily impresses Nigerian men
If you eventually marry her,she will change back to her nasty attitude when you first met her.Classic bait and switch

sad truth.

badaru911:
Maybe she has been frustrated by the bank.... But wait o, is that a nose mask that the babalawo in red wrapper wearing... He doesn't need it cos the gods will surely protect him from covid-19

mouth "piece"of the gods.

Family members pleading with him to stop kwa....pikin wae Dem no train well na mama and papa dae suffer am laslas..

PIMPAR:
PDP are known for thurgery, looting, ballot stealing and other social evil in the world

we already know APC is known for preaching the gospel of peace,thank you!

clems88:
I was just telling my colleague in the office . Aba boys also will not disappoint

something you can get for less than 200 naira.

SeverusSnape:
Did you expect her to admit that she's the one that pushed him?
Okay, How did davido break his leg?, Oh, He fell from his bicycle.

fell from Palm tree

Yahoo Boyz man of god,if u know u know!

seunlayi:
Which thought?

the thought that made u write what u wrote

wintersnow:
Why deny your husband sex, if he doesn't get it from you, where do you expect him to get it from

is that why he should bite the finger that feeds him "sex"?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
I dey reason something o

As at today our government say the cost of testing a patient is no longer 10,000 naira the cost now ranges between N40,000 and N50,000

And yesterday Lagos say them don test 16,000 suspected cases of covid 19 which means Lagos don spend almost seven hundred millions on testing alone
What about the entire nation?
Last last ehnnn the kind billions way our government go claim say them take do testing go shock the world

is already shocking us

cococandy:
Please don’t let him stay in your house.
You have forgiven him but be wise.

He’s clearly jealous. He’s coming to your house to see things for himself. You can’t predict what he will do after that.

take this advice.if u can,book a hotel for him.forgive him BUT forget him.he was never a friend,he is a green snake.

U are digging your grave.

JubrinElSudan:
Where I wan see Aluvia with Zinc buy?

u go see Aluvia Where Dem dae sell aluminum and Zinc for people wae dae sell zinc...

apparentlylaw:
Nollywood comedy ended with Victor osuagu...Nkem owoh...John Okafor...Sam Loco...Aki & Paw Paw...Okey Bakasi

add Charles inojie to the list

Davash222:
See the fine fine countries dey select.

US
UK
Canada
Germany
Russia
Italy

I am sure these ones paid their tithe and offering that is why they were healed.

2011 When high way robbers stopped vehicles and made sure to hurt/ kill who had money or not ,those guys didn't come to play they came prepared,i was in one of those vehicles I laid at the corner of the high way close to where those plants that sticks to ones body grow.i felt someone touchmy shoulder and asked me to stand up,then I immediately started saying my last prayer as I expected anything to happen at that point...he said " who told you to go lie down close to those grasses,now see your fine skin don tear finish,oya wait let me help you pull Dem out" he helped me peel them off my clothes,body and hair.I made sure not to make eye contact.after few minutes one of them said they won't hurt anyone anymore but asked for the owner of a particular bag..the bag was mine, I was asked to come pick it up as they left ,in that bag was a laptop,iPad, 2new phones,all new and about 50k.nothing was taken out of my bag..I was Lucky..funny enough less than 5mins drive from that spot was a police check point.

Digitiminimi:
What about this style?

corona will see this and run.

Homeboiy:
Nonsense

This task force people come de feel like gods

Just see the way the were chasing us up and down around Ebiwe street.

Shops are locked, we pack goods inside car and una still de torment people.

I nearly got picked up by police this evening around 4pm near forestry road for nothing.

Maybe because I had no face mask

but it's for your safety or are u among those who think corona isn't real?