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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 6:18pm On Dec 23, 2025
BAZ001:
No follow dashboard posted on dis thread ehhh
One driver almost ran mad on this thread cos of dashboard targets in December.
Imagine you big boy driver parking your car and taking Molue bus from oshodi to ladipo huh Saying you missing poverty days grin no be madness be that. grin

Just continue to work smart , work more during surge and peak period. rest (sleep) low periods.
No allow girl bite your finger ooo
Chaii cos of five thousand them bite millionaire hand. E dey bite me for body
Wait a min, who are you grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 12:12pm On Dec 23, 2025
PuZZyNegro:
This lady bit my finger yesterday at Yaba. She inputted Johnson Street, Onike and when I turned to Birrel Avenue, she shouted that she is going to Johnson Street, Ikeja and not Onike.

The price was 5k. So apparently she wanted to go to Johnson Street Ikeja, from Kufeji Street, Alagomeji-Yaba for 5k in this December.

Immediately she realised her mistake, she canceled the trip and started saying that the ride didn't read anything.

Before you know it, she started recording me as I was recording her, advancing towards me and when I tried to remove her hand from my face, she held my hand and bit me so hard that blood started gushing out. I had to take antibiotics so she doesn't infect me.

People gathered and supported her. I just licked the sand on the floor and told her that God will judge her action. I will post the video later when I'm done editing it
I hope you haven't turned zombie cheesy just kidding, but what led to the biting?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa:
Azertise:
Abeg, What's the trick boss? I still dey struggle with 60k
Trick for this season?

You don't need any trick
This is bolt and I did about 40k on indrive with 25k.
Started work around 1pm, closed 11pm

Total net 180k

Fuel 25k

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 7:48pm On Dec 21, 2025
Jeoman:
Una don start o, 200k net. Please calm down before you mislead people here
I net 250k yesterday with 30k fuel.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 8:43am On Dec 19, 2025
Dabadwela:
I wish every month can be like December aje.
Lol
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 3:53pm On Dec 18, 2025
tobby98:
It is very possible, I won't say more than that!
Be realistic, its not possible, you will definitely need ample rest to go out the next day and anything that makes you not to go out before 12noon, you can't net 100k again...

Last week Saturday, I net 100k and on Sunday, I had to relax very well till around 2pm before I could go out.
Properties › Re: How Much Do You Pay For Rent In Your Place by Shimmaa:
2m annually for 2bed
1.2m roughly for electricity under Band A
120k for cleaner yearly
50k for water bill yearly

May God help us and tinubu wants to cut off 1m+ for tax from my earnings, it can't work
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 7:55pm On Dec 17, 2025
Glithronix:
Geez!
Omoh, see as you burst out like a rocket. cheesy
Where you go hide since?
You just left us all alone with our fates. embarassed
500k net is okay for me in this December, as a lazy driver. cheesy


Much respect, legend.
Is uber price better compared to bolt?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 9:21pm On Dec 13, 2025
Nairamotive:
I think it's because Abuja has more free roads that lagos. So Indrive may have considered that.
Average cost per KM in Abuja is 300 naira while Lagos may be up to 500 naira
No, Abuja has low population and demand.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 9:12pm On Dec 13, 2025
Jegheter:
It's not poor bro. Yours is better however 80%, 90%, 95% all na A grin. Averaging 500naira/km is excellent grin.

Like I said I'm not working this December so for me this is amazing infact my results are more consistent with December than urs cause I can repeat mine every other day this December if I drive but I don't think y can replicate that ur wonderful trip every other day

Just thank your God and move on.

No competition
You're right, no competition but for here this December period, it is 1000naira/km or nothing. This figure you're doing is what I did in September, October and November.

Crime › Re: Woman Breaks Down In Tears As Son Causes $70K Damage After She Seized His Phone by Shimmaa: 7:31pm On Dec 13, 2025
Bloggers and exaggeration, everything I'm seeing here isn't even upto 10k dolls in damage
Politics › Re: FG Mandates TIN For All Taxable Bank Account Holders From January 2026 by Shimmaa: 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2025
luckingto50:
Payment in cash, you no go carry the money go Bank
Wetin do my house?
Politics › Re: FG Mandates TIN For All Taxable Bank Account Holders From January 2026 by Shimmaa: 1:56pm On Dec 13, 2025
Nah to dey collect payment in cash o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 9:01am On Dec 13, 2025
Jegheter:
I haven't worked like I used to this December cause I have other gigs I'm chasing. Last I worked was dec 6 and maybe one trip that day. So yesterday I say make I on app around 6pm. did 3 trips and netted 30k.

Bro I love this job as in. Driving as a career was INTENTIONAL for me ooo. I'm living better than A LOT of Nigerians. Please always bless your hustle guys esp if the car is yours. You don't know what God has done for you if you own a car on this platform. Take care of your car I just serviced my car with Mobil 1. Cost 75,500k. But that's what I use for my ride.

Save up from driving and DIVERSIFY. Very important

God bless the works of our hands. I'm grateful to God. Very grateful
this is poor though for this December period.

Just one trip yesterday

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 4:57pm On Dec 05, 2025
TheWeekend111:
This bulshit? Nawa o, i wonder how it is with people that talk like you, that 3.6m was just an example to explain the method of payment. do you know what happens when a fool opens his mouth? If you dont understand something please ask, dont lay open your fooly.
It's so funny how you gave such for an example without considering what the person will benefit, It shows how your level of entitlement is, do you think you're doing the person a favour, someone should dash you 3.6m and wait 4months to get the exact value back.


Next time, use your head.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 4:05pm On Dec 04, 2025
TheWeekend111:
Good day, please I want to buy a good car for uber on hire purchase to pay up in 4 months, id pay 200k monthly for 3 months, the 4th month id pay up for the car. (if the car is 3.6m, I'd pay 200k for three months, the 4th month id pay up the 3m)
If you have any Please drop your phone number or email, id reach out to you, thank you
Im in lagos
Someone should buy 3.6m car and give it to you to be paying 200k for 3months and you balance 3m in the fourth month. So, what will be the persons gain?


Did you use your head to think about this before coming up with this bulshit at all?
Car Talk › Re: FRSC, VIO Or Police Who Really Has The Right To Check Driver’s Licence? by Shimmaa: 11:26am On Dec 04, 2025
They all have right to check your licence and car documents...
Technology Market › Re: Generator For Sale by Shimmaa: 4:43am On Dec 01, 2025
ojonugba2014:
this extremely neat generator for sale in ogbomoso.

I used it for about about 3 times since I bought it new ( less than 3hrs of bworking)

I am selling it because I now have a bigger solar that can serve me 24/7.

selling it for give away price of 180k ( this is the big coil version, check the Sv7800)

note. this generator is almost new

09030488668 call or whatapps me
Nevermind, the location is far.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Shimmaa: 4:40am On Dec 01, 2025
I need clearance generator that can power inverter 2hp AC.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 4:50pm On Nov 29, 2025
Gentlelife50:
Unless so, but guys here say it's achievable.
Since thier own is electric they may well be able to meet the target as well.
It's very possible since they charge double of what other platforms charge, the only challenge they may have is low patronage.
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Shows Armed Robbers Abandon Break-in Attempt After Gunshot Scare by Shimmaa: 7:15pm On Nov 28, 2025
Zionmdde:
Imagine we all have licensed guns

Armed robbery and kidnapping will hit all time low

On the other side, that man should be very careful, they might target him elsewhere
If them licence gun, nah person wey close to you go first gun you down
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions 233 Housing Units At Abraham Adesanya, Ajah by Shimmaa: 7:28pm On Nov 21, 2025
It's still people in government office that will buy everything and rent it out at an exorbitant amount to the public.
Politics › Re: Terrorism: Obi Cubana Reacts To Nnamdi Kanu's Life Sentencing by Shimmaa: 6:32pm On Nov 21, 2025
Seems obi Cubana doesn't know the threat MNK pose to his business if he's released.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by Shimmaa: 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2025
EponObi:
Kabiyesi ooo! Onikuje of Kuje cheesy cheesy cheesy

K'ade o pe lori, Eze Ndigbo of Kirikiri grin grin grin grin

E ma pe fun wa oooo, the Grand Commander of the Federal Republic of Biafra, Ikoyi chapter cheesy

This news sweet my belle. Let's see what those threatening the nation will do. Judi Judi don make her move, oya make you move too... loud mouthed cowards! grin
cheesy

I laugh so hard reading this🤣🤣🤣
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 10:26am On Nov 20, 2025
PuZZyNegro:
Who cares about the gross? The driver should be concerned about the net. A 5000 trip on Indrive nets you 4400, the same amount of trip on Bolt nets you 3600.

Since Bolt wants to be greedy in their commission, they should increase the fare enough to give the driver the same net income.
The lower commission is what is giving indrive leverage on other apps while other apps are better in terms of traffic and longer route cos their price can increase in such scenario while such doesn't happen on indrive...


You just have to learn to use the 3 apps to favour yourself.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 9:40am On Nov 20, 2025
TUBLEZ:
bolt/Uber only beat indrive. When thr is surge , to me without surge their prices dey really vex me, imagine I took a trip today from Allen to Obawole for 3600 net trip wey be say on indrive na 5K plus I go dey bid
Isn't that same fare without commission? A trip that nets you 3600 on bolt or uber is definitely more than 5000, indrive only have leverage on others cox of their low commission..
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Shimmaa: 9:26am On Nov 20, 2025
TUBLEZ:
I can’t even drive without AC, last week sef I noticed e no chill like before I hv to cancel work take it for gas topping , many passenger on indrive dey always ask if my ac is working 😂😂in mind I go just dey laugh say drivers don show this one shege banza inside hot sun 🤣🤣las las na my passenger dey always tell me to reduce the AC 🤪Honda Accord ac mad gan
Anytime your AC isn't chilling like before, before you take it for gas top up, first check your filter, it might be the cause of it.
Autos › Re: .. by Shimmaa: 12:06pm On Nov 19, 2025
How much outrightly

Eehn
Autos › Re: Registered Honda Civic 2007 by Shimmaa: 11:35pm On Nov 14, 2025
3m?


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Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
Phones › Re: Samsung Note 9 Dual Sim by Shimmaa: 11:07pm On Nov 14, 2025
grin

160k for phone with damaged screen, you must really think someone that will cough out 160k on this phone is a full when brand new and UK used is within 180k to 225k

100k self is overpriced for that scrap

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