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Vaselinelord:
what about knifes and phones and is it possible to get protection from the gangs if you have someone outside paying your dues cause i read a book about gangs controlling the system

Its almost impossible to get phones in,it is quite hard but it is possible, you can make a little shiv for protection out of everything, you can sharpen the edge of a toothbrush until it's flat enough to cut into skin,you can look out for railings, sharp plastics, if you know where to look you can get pieces of razor blades,it all depends on how good you are at keeping your starch because they will be random shakedowns of your cells and if you're caught with shanks you get serious time added to your sentence.
About protection it depends on who you were before you ended up in jail,someone like hushpuppi isn't very familiar with the USA terrain so he'd probably just rely on the amount in is commissary account which is very limited,in the US you can only spend $290 monthly,since you don't have access to physical cash,I doubt how much protection that would get you.
If he was like a gangbanger in the USA before he went to jail then it'd have been easier cos he'll definitely have many of his clan in jail to protect him but hush is just a Yahoo boy with no gang affiliations around that terrain so it's definitely gonna be difficult for him.

Vaselinelord:
in usa why did you say bribing the guards is useless aren't the guards the guards the one smuggling drugs inside the prison

Not necessarily, drugs get smuggled during visitation hours mostly.
On rare occasions you could get a guard to sneak in drugs for you but that is as far as it goes,they won't sneak anything else in for you,the only reason some of them agree to sneak in shit is because they call shotgun on the percentage and it is much easier than any other contraband.
So don't start hoping to get a dealer guard to sneak in a phone or a laptop for you,it aiint gonna happen.

roteblomen:
Nice insight. I do not understand the part of not dropping the soap. What does it mean?

Gay prisoners seize the opportunity to attempt rape when you try to retrieve your fallen soap during a bath,obviously you have to bend down to do it

Myketuale:
no be small tin,
hushpuppi don enter one chance.
pls what do u mean by " don't drop your soap?

Gay prisoners seize the opportunity to attempt rape when you try to retrieve your fallen soap during a bath,obviously you have to bend down to do it .

knowhowk:
. Can u simply make a Short Visit to one Naija Prison and stop all these Preaching .Abakaliki prison: Inside Nigeria’s most dilapidated, dehumanising jail. Am sure U won't even want to spend much time at the below Prison even on Visit .Be a Realist and stop the sentiments

Perhaps you might want to read and understand a comment before chipping in next time.

I've had the opportunity or misfortune to see firsthand how American prison system works having worked in one before and here are the difference.
In the nigerian system you get a bed and share everything with your roommates,but if you have money the sky is your limit,you could make the guards your errand boys and they'd get you everything you need including,I still chat and play pubg with someone in one of the prisons in this Nigeria.
You could get high on whatever you want on a daily basis,you could get a special room for yourself with much more space all you have to do is to grease the right palm.

In the American prison system, the only good thing your money can buy you is devices like torchlight, radio,puzzles from the commissary.
If you have steady income you can get drugs from fellow inmates too.
Bribing guards is almost useless as they can't do anything for you,you don't get any special treatment, you share a 4 by 4 cell with strangers just like everyone else,if you're new then you can't enroll in the PI for sometime so you're stuck with your normal jail routines.
Brace up for racism, cos in there you follow your kind
As a newbie you're at risk of getting stabbed during any gang altercation cos you're an easy target,you'll experience rape especially if you're a fine boy like hushpuppi, don't drop your soap,and if you drop it just leave it there.
This guys should brace up cos their crime was targeted at the country so the guards will try to make their life a living hell and trust me they'll succeed cos they're mostly white and almost half of them are racists.
Once inmates starts learning about who he is,he should get ready for constant jumping cos this mofos are gonna be really pissed at him,unfortunately there aiint gon be many Nigerians there to roll with but eventually he'll get acclimatized with black Americans, I said eventually because even black American inmates are sometimes racists towards Africans.
Lastly this particular prison is very very dangerous.

Etinosa1234:
Some foolish people still think that the prison is better than Nigeria

By the time hushpuppy come out, mouth nor go reach am to talk Wetin he see for the prison

Only an ignoramus would think that and they are many of them here.

remsonik:
Chicago prison is even more comfortable than some Nigeria house

I was waiting for someone to make this ignorant comment,a prison is a prison and it is never comfortable because you take orders 24/7,moreover you get a 4 by 4 cell and a roommate with an open toilet,you smell the shit of your roomie as he is releasing it hot inside the toilet ,your bed is not that different from a mat cos it's not a real mattress.this is America kiddo ,think twice before making such a comment.

rottennaija:
To escape from this sort of prison, you simply need a parachute

If you try that then it's your funeral

gentiboy:
Guys is there really covid -19 in Nigeria?

Because i can't find it

Go to the nearest isolation center and spare us this foolishness

You can see the dedication she has from a mile away

And that short devil and his lunatic of a son are not talking about the killings in their state

The problem now is that false accusations will trump the real people that are facing this problem

God will punish this people, this has got to stop

What kind of creatures do we have roaming around this country, how can you do something like this in a church for God sake.

PaulH07:
Choi! A whole America?
E mean sey na rubbish I been dey talk last week oh. I been dey vex sey people for the State I dey work for Naija dey always like ask me which tribe I be.

The thing dey always vex me, cos I no know the relevance of that to whatever I'm talking about. I dey talk sey make we dey watch Oyinbo films, so that our tribalism and superstitious beliefs go reduce.

So na this USA I been dey carry put for head...

I've been talking shìt all the while meen...

At a point I just decided to come back to Nigeria and I've never regret that decision since,racism is emotionally and physically draining. It changes everything for you and no one should have to go through that.
Imagine you going for a job interview and they refuse to interview you because you're black and the company director don't relate well with black people.
Or you walking into a restuarant and all the white folks there staring at you like you're a masquerade. In the evening you can't walk behind a caucasian in an alley without him or her thinking you want to rob her.

omoadeleye:
People can't take it anymore, they keep pushing people to the wall... Now that there's confrontation, you all are lamenting. That's selfishness

You're quoting the wrong person, I'm a black man that lived more than 10years there and I know the number of racial profiling I faced, na me know the number of racially motivated law suits I don fight for the country.
Tell that to somebody else not to someone that has seen it all

PaulH07:
And here was I always thinking USA are the most liberal people.

So even UK wey colonize dem no even racist reach them. Na wa oh...

Throughout my almost 11years stay in the USA I've been racially profiled more than 15times and only one white person stood for me and that is my wife.
I've filed 4 different racially motivated suits against different entities there,people don't understand what's going on because they haven't experience it,they rely on media to paint a picture in their minds

9jayes:
Nawah o


But people are being killed daily in Nigeria and nobody protests






Btc, PayPal, Payoneer or cashApp needed any amount at ur rate

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Nigeria has the highest number of coward youths on earth

Many things are at play here
1)people that wants a revolution and are decided to achieve it through violence
2)thugs,thiefs,arsonists
3)people that are just going with the flow and of course
4)paid political rioters

salford1:
Same here especially for some of us that have kids. Imagine kids of colour watching that incidents. That George Floyd case hit differently. It was torture before death.

My kid kept asking me why they held him down like that and what he did, I just told him it was a misunderstanding.cos I don't know how to explain something like that to kids that are supposed to have their higher education in the same USA

PaulH07:
Who racist pass for USA & UK?

I've only been to UK like once and it was a very short visit so I can't really tell,but from the things I hear from my colleagues there, USA has more racism

Only an idiot will fall for this,90% of them are racist

I thought he said covid isn't real

finalboss:
Drop everything about the company here even the picture if you have it. Drop all the evidence you have here.

Don't follow this advice, it is legally dangerous for you

dongodav:
Hi all the moguls,

Please there is this company in Akure that scammed me some years ago under the pretence of helping me secure admission abroad. I paid a total of 1.something million naira and he is still owing me 788K. Ever since then, the company has not been opening and they have vacated the office.

I even visited SARS in Akure, they said I have to write a petition through a lawyer and I paid the lawyer 10K write petition which he handed over the letter to me without knowing i will still pay SARS again before the job commenced.

When I got to SARS station, they said I should pay so that they can take the letter to the CP for approval but I don't have any dime on me again. And since the company is no more existing, I thought it might also be another loss.
Please I have his phone number but it is not reachable when I try it and I don't think it is attached to his BVN because it is quite long and I know his fullname but I don't know his home town. His office was located in Akure then and I know his Company name.

He did processed admission to few schools in Russia, Ukraine and Poland. Please advice and if there is anyone that can help and when we get him, the person will take 288K while I have the remaining 500K.

Also, is it advisable to post his name, company's name and phone number online? Cos it might be illegal to do that except with a legal backup.

First off you're not supposed to pay a dime only like 1k for fuel money to the sars.
Secondly who among them asked you for 10k cos I know most of them.
Which bank did you paid the money to
Thirdly don't contact anybody here for help(including me) it will end in tears,just make use of the little information you can gather here.

Hmmm

Gbengakolade1:
Note 8 screen cost 120k
Original screen
I can fix this for you
Location: computer village

Lmao,it costs more than brand new note 8

KulKid:
Aiit, cameras and battery performance are my top priorities for a phone. I don't know why iPhones always gets ahead of android phones when it comes to camera, pls nobody should include Samsung o all their cameras are trash compared to apple.

How ignorant

As I take like him reach,the only thing I hate about him is show off.

Even as an American citizen I've never really been that hurt by the extreme racism going on around, this Floyd's case is the one that changed that for me,when I replay that video in my head at night I feel like I'm the ones being choked to death.

You're sick,photos without the person's face