Scabies!!!! Get antibiotics and topical ointment

zoedew:

Saying this while in Kogi State could put your life at serious risk.

I dont know if this is a threat but IDGAF about you or that puny buffon. I no they kogi, I no they naija.

Goalnaldo:
Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992).

About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes".

I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me?

PS; I'm not a virgin

Why are you worried about the wrong thing? Who care about the BC or are you planning to marry her? A man born in 92 they come online solicit for advise, well I will ask you some questions

1. Is she fvcking you?
2. Is she worshiping your penis?
3. Are you enjoying the sex?


If its all yes forget about that one and keep drilling. you cannot marry her, she still they street. no let all this mumu for here make you miss free puss

GuruboiNaija:


https://.ng/2023/11/29/kogi-will-overtake-lagos-in-terms-of-development-yahaya-bello/

Most delusional man ever, this buffoon. I dont even have anything against his statement rather than how he has continued to deprive the people of kogi state proper development, no one holds him accountable. This guy nah barawo bansa.

Buharidgeneral:
Dem dey do surgery for virgin? Are you kidding me

Yeah! Its a form of beautification now and kept low key

gasparpisciotta:
Very enlightening

FG should do more work and less talk on this CNG training and installation kits.

This initiative can create 100k jobs if properly implemented

Can be very risky, if you are caught in a traffic jam with the heat condition

Nackzy:
See this unaware fool oooo

Greatest one!!! A buffoon

Jkilo:

This is the reason why you are always failing. Israel can neither be destroyed nor extinguished, no matter the forces against. I recommend you to read the book of Amos in the Holy Bible so you stop wasting your time. Adolf Hitler tried it by killing over 6million Jews. Today, Israel stands as one of the most formidable force on earth. Israel is geographically situated in the midst of six hostile nations. They all have tried and failed. Israel will continue to fight and will forever be victorious. You should be more concerned about the occupation of terrorists in the North.
Idiot!

You said absolutely nothing, and stop comparing israel of today with the one referenced in the book, the former was the people of God while the latter is a pure zionist state whose sole ambition is to prepare the temple for the coming of the antichrist who they claim will be jesus

Biodun556:
Israel is nothing but a US military base

If you are smart, you will know its the other way round, 9/11 was orchestrated for that

CodeTemplar:
Nigerians should hold him accountable and insist he delivers.

He cannot deliver for shit, even if his life depended on it. This appointment is solely on reward base, The buffon has no other talent apart from singing is masters praise, The aviation industry is quite a sensitive one, in the past appointing seasoned industry leaders also did not yield any improvement for our aerospace now imagine someone without experience there.

Daniellano:
Saw this today and was wondering if anyone saw it too and also if anyone has an explanation for this.
It happened between 11:30am and 12noon.
I took this shot in ikoyi, Lagos.
It's a lot bigger than this but I used wide angle shot to capture it, it also felt very close to earth

You folks trip on the most basic shit! Thats an Halo simple and short

Padipadi:
She has the right to do her broadcast. All you children of hate will not have peace!

Shey you blind for eyes and dumb for brain 🧠 ni?
Tinubu deliberately tenderd his university certificate to confuse Obi and Atiku cos he knew the two are so stupîd to look for loop holes. So they ll waste their years digging the result. Whereas, if he submitted his secondary school, a lacuna can be quickly seen to give a clue about his mysterious past. But fools like you and other minions here ll be screaming like unpaid hárlots.
Maybe you are one of tinubu's decoy bots to ginger obidiôts.

Can you listen to yourself? How you sound

Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

practicing celibacy Xd they play

una go believe this monkey

Raydos:
I've been to 15 states in Nigeria my whole life, and one thing I always notice is, Untarred roads, Lack of drainage system, Lack of proper planning e.t.c

Which always make me curious, Why does everywhere in Nigeria look like it got hit by a nuclear bomb? Why? Why don't we have modern streets and cities!!

Since the inception of Nigeria, I Don't think we have built any city, And please don't even mention Banana island, It's a piece of crap!!

It's sad that only about 3% of Nigeria is actually developed and the other 97% is just straight up piece of trash!!

My bro! This question will keep been asked, you know why? Nigeria was never meant to be, that was the first ever problem. We were matched together to drain our collective resources or helped the British control us better. Look at other countries and see how orderly they were as far back as the 60s.

Our leader also continued the same mode of ruling, the colonial masters used, If you deep it; no one gives a fck about the common man in nigeria. even comman man no send him fellow common man. I believe nigeria will never reach its potential until we trace our genesis back to the inception and ask the question- why are we together, what do we hope to achieve as a nation-

Only then i think, things will change but corruption has been institutionalized, its a cancer now in every citizens mind, Nigerians travel out and change, follow systems laid down in other countries think about it?

In my country here, no one sells fuel for you, you go and take it yourself and pay inside the mart, if you run no one will chase you. thats because there is a working system. Nigeria lacks order.

We have to fix the mind before we even think about changing our fortunes. Our country is too complex i tell you, different tribe, different religion. nah that diversity they kill us, truth be told. hausa hate igbos, igbos hate hausas, yoruba despise igbos, igbos despise hausa and I have not even talked about the hate between minor tribes like igala, calabar and others you see.

We need a common identity that all of these factors wont affect, ireland has so many local people but they are irish first before anything. I can keep writing my bro, it shows you how sad i am of my country. Nairaland is closest thing to home for me, but even here sef nah so so hate and tribalism.

Omo Nigeria no fit better oo

greatiyk4u:
Army fit take over before his return
This I have seen

No, he has it planned already, the court judgement will be in his favour due to his conniving and smigle-like nature. This trip is to make the verdict legit like he didnt influence their judgement.

TemplarLandry:
Monopoly is good for manufacturers but bad for the consumers.
Anyway, keep hitting the licks Big Liko.

I dedicate “Tycoon” by SDC (Show Dem Camp) feat. Reminisce and Mojo to him. Great jam!

Na only sabi boyz know Ghost X Tek!!! S/O to you my nigga

tolue42:
She actually stood by him..

Its very typical with south american ladies! they have serious feminine vlaues

look at most S.A players and their wives

NaughtyBrainiac:
Make I send aza for crumbs? God Forbid

If he sure for you and your generation, name the amount you want to send

Naira they fall still, I wan help your soul broo. i go ball on you XD. I no follow you they hell hole ooo

NaughtyBrainiac:
Dem no born you and your generations well to bless someone like me.

How much you wan send?

Send aza na! No need they swear! No be everyone on nairaland they hussle, some of us they come here during code break

NaughtyBrainiac:
You be capital Olodo. This news is not confirmed yet. However, let's even assume it is confirmed.

Where in the world is it wrong for you to make a policy which is targeted at helping the economy and then reverse or modify the policy when the outcome of the policy has certain serious effects.

This is the kind of man we want to lead us as a Nation. A Leader that wants the best for the Nation
A Leader that can make bold positive moves
A Leader that can quickly assess the impact of his policies and seek ways to make things better
A Leader that listens

I have said over and over that the problem we have in Nigeria is not anyone's mate. And Tinubu is the man that can at least build the foundation for a better Nigeria. I have always maintained the stand that some policies might be reversed and some modified depending on outcomes.

Not one Liar, Pretender and Olodo that came on live TV to say that there is nothing bad in not building infrastructure for 8 years as Governor. That Guy and the people that follow him sheepishly annoy me to the bones. How can a people be so gullible.

Send your account number, Poverty has rid you of reasoning and sense, before you reply and say you are not broke or a beggar. Think very good about it; I wan help your life.

For Nigeria! una never see anything.

BoldBrainz:
They're sharing "little tokens" to enjoy their holidays, what about their minions here on nairaland na?

Them no follow for the holiday enjoyment bayi ? Abi they don't want iconicR to eat croaker fish?

please ask again!!! especially to the useless ones at the back, who are in deep suffering, coming on here to support rubbish and go on their whatsapp to beg. Some people never see anything.

Alot of folks dont know that this man is stinkling rich! He is a made fucking man

Anxious attachment

Na woman win am! you no copy your news complete, the man was given 1million cus he sold it to her

Supremos:
Why are they defending Tinubu so much

Thats how poverty works! the same way big countries improvise africa to control us is the same way our government do the same. its a circle of control this world. When people travel out of africa most times is when their eyes open. exposure really open the mind

kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

Start fasting and sleeping better
cut out seed oil from your diet, al form of vegetable oil. stick to coconut oil and ghee
Bleep raw my bro

GAZZUZZ:
In response to the removal of PMS subsidy.

I have installed an LPG/CNG carburettor that also works with PMS (petrol)

Kindly note

Fuel tank emptied via the supply hose .

Scale set to measure lpg as it is consumed in KG

1L of fuel measured out into a gallon and will be poured into gen.

Same amount of load will be applied in both instances .

Timer set to zero.

I will start with LPG.... Will run for 1KG and I will turn it off once it hits 1kg on the scale the
mark the time.

Next will be petrol PMS, it will also run for 1L then I will mark the amount of time it took before gen went off.

1kg of gas = ₦650 (June 12 2023)

1L of petrol = ₦500 (June 12 2023)

Let's start.

Any questions feel free to ask.


Modified summary


Total time of LPG - 197mins at #650/kg

= #3.3/min

Total time or petrol - 106 mins at #500/l

= #4.7/m

Another way of looking at it .

With Gas

By calculation

1kg of gas at 650naira per kg lasted 3.17hours (3hours 17mins)

How many kg of gas per hour
650/3.17= 205.

Cost per hour = ₦205

I.e ₦205 of gas lasted one hour

*With Petrol*

One liter at #500 lasted 1.46mins (one hour 46mins)

Cost per hour= 500/1.46 = ₦342


Conclusion LPG cheaper

Personally gas is so safer than pms any day, but I'll have to put out this warning.

WARNING!!!!

LPG IS FLAMMABLE.

THE GAS LINE AND GAS CYLINDER SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES AND HOT SURFACES.

WHEN TROUBLESHOOTING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR GEN USE PMS ESPECIALLY FOR VALVE AND ELECTRICAL ISSUES.

FINALLY THE END PRODUCT IS STILL CARBON MONOXIDE AND GEN SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A CONFINEMENT, CARBON MONOXIDE WILL KILL IF THIS HAPPENS.


Happy independence day people .

I have been on NL since 2014, this is one of the best posts imo, this is why i use reddit. NL mods can push stuffs like this to FP.

Nice one boss

Gbadebo19:

Idiot ni baba baba re. Omo alaileko .

Koni ragba fun awon baba nla ku eh! Iya eh ma shofo tomo tomo ni, Abi olofoo ni baba nla baba re ni?

Omo alee jatijati

Iran eh wo lo travel ri, wey you they talk about russia this and that.

Eyin oloriburuku masha fani, go siddon with phone they yan thrash.

IKU lo ma kpa eh.

HacheNoire:


Do you believe in the coming of Christ?

Taleleyi? X\

Guava:


Ezra who sorry?

The guy that built paystack na olujobi or so