XAUBulls:

Back in the day, those who had personal links with top military men made even more millions using those agencies listed in the first paragraph as a leverage.

Your last paragraph is spot on.

I worked with an hausa guy in that office, his father was an admiral in the navy working in the creeks. their house in maitama alone cost 400m, what he told me and i believed when i visited it. he was a very cocky and boastful guy but liked me cus i was street smart in that office. i knew how to massage egos to get what i wanted. it's a shame that I had to leave because they were planning on removing the non-hausa to allow contacts from aso villa work there.

I learnt about Nigeria in a year what i have never learnt my whole life. Nigeria is a scam alright, the only time you hear Nigeria is when they are all sharing wealth.

Interests and eye service is the order of the day, one igbo guy even faked converting to Islam then to get a job, i was a muslim but from the south west so they didnt fully see me as one. even though i spoke hausa.

The average man on the street will keep being emotional and fanatic in following but will never touch wealth until they understand how the game is played, guy people get money and they no work for am. i mean mad money

i cant say much

NNPC, DPR, PEFMB, NRC, NERC. NDDC, IPPIS, FMD, ASO ROCK, CABALS, GOV KIDS, LOBBYISTS ETC

I worked at the petroleum equalization fund management board with my uncle before leaving Nigeria, He was in IT, i was in Admin and Personnel! His annual salary 26million probably gross or net not sure. but he made that alright. even the executive secretary of the organization earns 57million as at 2019 minus bonus and incentives.

The thing is those that are making money from Nigeria arent tribalistic or hating on each other, they just work together to bleed Nigeria at the expense of the pawns (general public).

Johnson225:


Bro! That gal dey run parole… she’s saying all that to confirm wether or not the op has access to her watssap msgs, she’s trynna use reverse psychology on the inexperienced guy…

you get

Hello My Bro, which part NL you they?

I go come find you, I they always come there come smoke wella for Amsterdam. You are suffering and I want to help you free of charge, we can be brothers keeper, i want nothing from you financially, I just want to talk to you honestly like a brother. distance is no problem for me, i am not flexing. just trying to show you that i can visit you. You are simping away your life force i tell you, you hold so much value and you chose to waste over a woman. its called a sunk cost fallacy, you are afraid of letting go because you feel like you have spent and done a lot for that woman but the problem is that the only thing you should value is your freedom as a man. that the key you hold, your maneuverability. That girl will cheat till thy kingdom come, nothing you can do to change her, the more money you try to use to win her over the more she moves away.

See bro women pllentyyyyyyyyy! hear me again women plentyyyyy. No let anyone wey no fit help you, stress you. You need something to take your mind off her and then you ghost her completely completely and take nothing from her. dissapear and do not go back home anytime soon, you fit come visit me for poland. i go host you find you banny wey go scatter your head, oyinbo banny.

I will drop my number in your dm. call me make we talk, i go share you my own experience

DEROX:
you will cry last

The same idiot nedu that his wife was an harlot, if shes was modest growing up. it wont come to the situation that the fool will contest his child DNA with the hoe. That itself is proof that chastity is everything.

His wife literally gave him someone else kid. tueh

This podcast clout in Nigeria is Crass, no better constructive content out there

kyber:
Like I Dey give her alpha male attitude

Odeee

michlins:
Let transgender people compete with themselves. These things are easily obtainable without making the news.

Transgender competition for trans people

Trans-lympic LMAO!!!!

hisexcellency34:


https://independent.ng/as-president-tinubu-will-make-war-against-corruption-top-priority-keyamo/

IRONY NAIJA SMH

oyin44:
The power has landed in the south. ..


What a joyful moment to us all...

How the power go change your own life personally, lmao. siddon they play, Iyaa ah je iyalaya eh. NO work

Either tinubu or not! if you no work, you no chop. Alot of of delusional yorubas think tinubu wining means change of fortunes for them! Sike, you cant withdraw cash with your tribe.

Gerrard59:


That word is reserved for you Peter Obi supporters. I have never seen people so deluded, obstinate, out of touch, moronic and incredibly stoopid as you lots. You animals argue foolishly. All of you including your influencers on TwitterNG.

When your children ask you "daddy, why is that Yorubas are favoured in almost everything?" Be honest enough to say "we voted for Peter Obi thinking he would become the president even though him, Atiku and Kwankwaso couldn't defeat Buhari in 2019".

Now your father is president, lets see how your fortunes will change. you personally will remain as poor as you have always been, broke and useless to your family and yourself. Nigeria's fortunes has nothing against me. we good over here.

I will be waiting for you to complain and cry over inequality once again. Ashiere wey no even get passport to commot hell hole.

Let him rule all of you, nah kuku they together.

Yamiriflathead:

This fool should Thank his Stars that Jagaban is not Vindictive like Buhari, he for go on Exile to malawi or Somalia after Jagaban assumes office.

I know Jagaban is very forgiving and a father to all, but I want him to just withdraw the security details of all these Nigerian yeyebrities first once he assumes office, atleast it will create room for private security companies to thrive thereby creating jobs for Obedient youths like Racoon, Eriokanmi and PrinceOfLagos even if they're only allowed to combat crimes with teazers, oversized bullet proof vests and catapults
😂😂😂😂😂

Look at you, filled with hate and bile as If all debo said is a lie. The tinubu una they clamour for go enter and we shall see what will change. YOu on the other one will remain as you have always been, online with fake moniker, spewing rubbish while your life, time and progress remains stagnant. You think APC winning will do anything for you and your family.

Your suffer just start, please spare me the story about how you are not suffering. Alot of people like you come here and say all the evil things in your mind under false profile. You better figure out what you will do with your life, even if your father becomes the president, if you are not useful for yourself your situation go remain.

This pauper coming on nairaland to feel good, worse come to worse, debo will fly out and leave you in that mess.

Omo Ase!! Jara eh

Donpuffy:
Remove ur hard disc drive.

Clean and insert back. Let it be tightly fixed back.

Lobatan

This is the best answer, your HD is disconnected and so pc cannot load windows environment. do as he instructs

Chocoleen:
Morning Doctors and Fellow NLders.

Let me cut the story short!

I am 32 and For like 3months now I have been having this penile thick Discharge whenever I pass stool.

This only happens when I pass stool, I have visited several Hospitals FMC (GOMBE) SPECIALIST (GOMBE) then moved to abuja GENERAL (KUBWA) and private (KELINA & PRIMUS) . did urine/stool test yet they would say they spot Nothing. At both FMC,SPECIALIST,GENERAL
only to prescribe Antibiotics and other medications UTI/STD which I take and the symptoms stopped after some days it would comeback.
I have spent more than I can account on this treatment yet it just won't go away. Our doctors here in Nigeria can’t explain the cause because some would say It's UTI others STD.

Note: even tho i am not Sexual active, I have never had sex with anyone before. in fact I am still a Virgin! Yes at 32.

The last hospital I went Was KELINA(A Turkish owned hospital,those in Abuja Gwarimpa would know it) I spent a huge amount over 130+ yet still after like 2 weeks this same issue is back.
Left Kelina to PRIMUS and did full CT and also kidney/kidney stones Scan at PRIMUS( Indian owned hospital in Karu Abuja) my kidneys are okay nothing found, spent over 200+ for the scan and some drugs.


I just had to bring this issue here!!!

Other symptoms are
At times finding it hard to urinate quick
Split urine
And lower back pain


Please find images below
(Image 1) the last medication I was on, got so angry that I threw away the other packs because I was so pissed When I caught the Doctor using Google as I explain my issue to him.
I Was able to find this one tho

(Image 2) last stool test result i did, can't find those of the urine

(Image 3) Discharge


Please someone should help me, before I end up with ED or impotent in future.

do you masturbate??

sukkot:
And so there has been this coalition right from the start that power must come down to the south but yet in that agreement is still distrust of certain factions of the northern oligarchy which was further emphasised when PDP refused to give the igbo man the running seat for the presidency and instead gave it to the Fulani man Atiku and this single move stoked the fears that the northern oligarchs are not going to honour this rotation to the south mantra and so ever the master strategist, the Jagaban made the move to counter the election of Atiku for the PDP by reaching out to the disgruntled peter obi and telling him we can bring the power to the south but you will have to be a participant and the objective is to halve atikus votes by averting all the igbo vote away from Atiku without which all igbos would vote Atiku and he would easily coast to victory and the power would remain in the north. So Tinubu pulled the strings with the labor party and had them bypass protocol and install obi as their front runner for presidency ( who else could pull off this type of move but the Jagaban himself. No way anyone would listen to obi himself trying to take over labor party, he doesn’t have that kind of clout ) . And so they put heavy media machinery behind obi to promote him as the new igbo messiah and the job was done meticulously and is a success and has succeeded in sucking away all the igbo vote from Atiku and now it is a guarantee that power is coming south. All hail JAGABAN the master strategist and thank you Peter obi for your participation. The job is done

delusional dimwit

Arkmanbuddy:


The HAARP System has been thought to have the capacity to change weather, not cause earthquakes. It's a study of the Ionosphere using high frequency radio waves which could impact on global weather. It has nothing to do with earthquakes.

you search but you deep go deep enough, go back again and read about haiti earthquake and chile

If you doubt him please search on google about HAARP systems and earthquakes.

peepydelano:
Yorubas it’s time to prove to other tribes beyond reasonable doubt that indeed Lagos belongs to the yorubas. Tinubus win in Lagos should be with a very wide margin. It’s like another tribe dragging Adamawa with Atiku(our incoming president), it can’t ever happen. Even if Tinubu is not winning, at least he should deliver Lagos in block votes.

I am a Yoruba full fledged but I say to you today that you are a blatant retard! Honestly this election has no bearing on my life currently and wont do nothing in changing my fortunes as I am good already but i ask you today cant you think for yourself? Do you honestly think tribalism will help you? You are piss poor, no hope for redemption , probably old as hell with no job but you think yoruba winning will help you?

Its so sad that even with internet you are still not exposed, look deep inwards and see the truth for yourself.

lhordspy:


Omo yiibo. Is it well with your region?

If it is well with you. Why are you in Lagos hawking gala in traffic? . Catfishing as a girl, hiding behind a female account on nairaland to curse people who are better than you are. Olosh! Scammer.

Your p@rent are in the village expecting half litre of kerosene as campaign gift as usual from ikpeazu to survive.

Omo oshi. N!tw!t without home training.

you need to calm down, A field nigga acting like house nigga is still a nigga.

englishmart:
I love that. #3m is a lot.

not a lot

Bede2u:
Will yorubas vote Tinubu if he was an Igbo man?

very thoughtful question , mesef wey be yoruba no fit sef. ask them

Madmazel99:
I guess is the brain messing with us. I do have these type of dream. Sometimes I see my old friends and classmates and the ones that never existed.

so accurate for me too

Same here. I have been having these sort of dreams often, ever since. my secondary school , primary and even now university. although i am doing my masters now abroad. if it means stagnancy, i am definitely not stagnant, i have been moving but i don't know if the dreams mean anything, probably it means i should have been far ahead but with my pairs i am doing okay. God knows best

gasparpisciotta:
Peace of mind is guaranteed in this relationship.

No fear of cheating

Dark Humour

BISHOPCHARLIE:
Hi peeps,

I'm dating this babe I find appealing and I want to get serious with but I have a few concerns:

1. Her mum was married multiple times, had 6 kids for 5 men and ended single.

2. She lost 2 of her brothers.

3. One of her sisters is missing.

4. Her sister's husband slept with her in the past, though her sister never knew.

5. Her siblings and their spouses don't talk to her mom, she's the only one showing her love.

6. Her younger sister was married 10 years ago...

What do you feel guys?

After all these, you still had to come online to ask? for what exactly?

Dear NL when people come and list red flags which is obvious asking for advise, its a waste of time telling them what to do because they have made their choice already in mind, they are only trying to second guess it by seeing what you people think.

he will marry her and regret it.

Weirdcamila:
Our politicians are daft
How did this people get into politics

He is a retard

Crystalom5:
morning sir. I saw your dm notification but I no longer have access to the email.

3124232612
FirstBank

Great

kingharzy:
LOL...
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When you were asked how you intend to solve Nigeria's problems you appointed El-Rufai and co to answer.... oya, do campaign no, you'll prefer to scream unknowngrammar.... Now..
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National cake that your father didn't bake you're providing sharing formula. Qualified and competent aspirants are all talking about unifying and exploiting our national resources for national development and security and Mr. Tinubu is doing AbraCadabra with our future, polarizing our nation in the name of campaign.

we don't even have to wait until the votes are counted to be assured of the number of mad people we have in this country, whoever tells me to vote BAT is a mental cripple.

He is an idiot also! I am yoruba and I don’t even reason to with all these mumu BATists, I mean we are known for been academically educated and savy, so what the yoruba nation is telling me is that there’s no one sensible to come forward and represent us. Even if we wan do tribe follow tribe, at least follow person wey get sense, someone presentable. Poverty do bad ooo, our leaders have institutionalized it such that its now a tool for removing the public’s ability to reason well. With all I have seen, I personally will vote for Obi cus he is the only that has shown that he pays attention, this man singlehandedly made politicians argue about their manifesto, imagine. He raised the bar alone himself, the next election will also be better. That is how democracy works.

If you come to my mention and call me omo ale yoruba, nah God go ruin all of una. I No kuku send anyone papa. I am under no obligation to follow any useless old senile dunce because of his ill-gotten riches. Alot of you are piss poor and cannot see redemption if it’s right in front of you.

Fabulozz:





I hate knacking without sucking the breast I feel like a failure

LMAO!!!! Proper bwess man

MrPRevailer:


You can watch debates. Christian Prince is very vast in Arabic, Quran and Hadiths. So many Muslims, have challenged him. None could win him. They ended up converting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC-XekoTU7Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap0PfjChPLA

Oga free me nah abeg.

MrPRevailer:


You judge a religion by what it's founders do, not by what it's disciples do.

Christian crusaders whatever you call them are in violation of Christian code if they acted violently against any man. On the otherhand, Jihadists are simply carrying out their religious duties given to them by Allah and his companions in Quran and Hadiths.

Mohammed and his companions tore an old woman into two using two camels. That's not only violent but bloody evil.
The earlier you critically think and judge righteously, the better for you.

Na you sabi ooo

Crystalom5:
shomutuski, ChrisP92, dawoyo, windvane

Sorry that i have not been able to show my appreciation earlier during the day. But still, I want to take this time out to thank you so much for everything you did. Thank you so much for giving. It is not the rich that gives, it is a kind and compassionate heart that gives, one that has been specially moved by God.

I thank you so much with deep gratitude in my heart. And my prayer is that whatever you set your hand upon, I hope God remembers your kind did today and deal with you mercifully. I hope he makes you prosper in health, wealth and happiness. I hope he guides your footsteps wherever you go.

I wish I can show my appreciation beyond this.

To those who offered words of encouragement, I pray there is always someone there to uplift your spirit whenever you are down. To everyone else following and reading, I pray God bless you immensely.

Once again, shomutuski, ChrisP92, dawoyo, and windvane, thank you so much for all you did.

Dm me your account number