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That's Siamese twins jare. Stop making it look so big.

How does that change the fact that Ambode is a coward who has refused to take up the challenge to liberate Lagos state from godfatherism?

Biko make we hear word ojie.

Madness

What you want to hear is that she just finished receiving without protection and wants to take first aid to drip it down as fast as possible.

Yea. You are wrong. Stop distrusting your babe. If she's not trustworthy, jejely leave the relationship. You're too young to have high BP Oga.

Scope artosts

Take "hat" bro and take a bow along with it.

If you no fit comot for that useless party and go join another one take win them, then you be real coward and all the allegations against you are true.

That new body is ailing. See knees... Chuuuu

Better go and start begging PDP now.

Reform as in?

Have we forgotten how SARS was reformed? We no sabi reform for Naija jare.

No be so them tell us say bubu done dey reformed too? Abegi

GavelSlam:
Why not?

The boys by their own admission claim Saraki is their sponsor so why shouldn't he be proud of his wards?

The same way Miyetti Allah has Buhari as their grand Patron. Just shattap dia

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Even if he is not voted in next year. Nigerians will cry out loud for him 2023. He doesnt give a hood on who likes him or not. But none can indict him on corruption. Only his associates that work with are indicted.

And you've indicted Jonathan or only his associates? You zombies are pathetic jare.

Be sane for once and stop attaching those thieves' pictures with that of Saraki.

I'm yet to see you doing same to Buhari and those who killed the Corpers in 2011 during the elections.

I hope Ambode wins the primaries right within APC gangan tomorrow. That will teach them humility. But wait sef, no be the same people who just declared a whole state elections inconclusive the moment it wasn't in their own favour?

Ambode, sorry jare. Just take heart.

Finally! Up PDP! Sorry, up Gtbank jare.

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Follow the man wey sabi road.

Throwback:
When did Saraki become authority to speak on electoral laws?

And this is the same man who is our Senate President who was trying to change the electoral schedule for 2019?


The very same man who hid overnight in the National Assembly car park so he could hurriedly conduct the principal officers election the next morning, while his own party members were away at a meeting he ought to have also been present to discuss the Senate presidency choice of the party.

He disenfranchised his own party members from voting in their very 1st legislative task, just so as to ensure his own personal victory as the only contestant while handing the minority PDP the Deputy Senate Presidency which PDP never handed any opposition party when they held away.


Saraki would find his own payback soon enough.

You sure say this song never tire you so? You go enter autoreplay las las for road oo

Let's do this.
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Lawd have mercy!

He might be avoiding standing too tall by the Senator jare. Only tall guys can relate. You need to bend extra low to attain the same level of humility or respect a short person does not even need to bend head to attain.

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E fit be the kind meat you dey buy dey different from the one them dey use for party... Una fit ask those market women them.

I hear one time like that say meat dey stiff different based on gender of the animal wey them kill use do the meat.

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Why can't our officials learn to communicate simply rather than using bad grammars everywhere?

What do they mean by "the incidence happened unannounced"??

I don't get it.

Bad one on the slash but a good one on the multiple purchase... Now, 1gb for 200 is bae.

Pogba no even get fans sef. See as front page empty

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Nice new name.

Continue to soar higher everyday

I don't even understand us anymore. The rate of rape these days has been on the increase...

Are we running after India.?

You're not telling us that having this post here is not because you love us here. It's also for back linking purposes.

BS.

Nonsense.

The girl should be proud of the nigga jare. Though the lure was too obvious, the guy should have been more discreet about it.

Pls someone should stop making it a Yoruba thing. It's just a Lagos/Ogun thing. And that's due to the busy nature of the society itself.

The parents who are too busy are also accomplices in this menace.

I just moved from Ilorin down to Sango Ota and I can tell you I was surprised as hell when I got to see the high level of moral decadence and teenage parenting here.

Let's even leave the fact that they are busy, most of them are corrupt themselves. They sometimes even support these bullsht.

And the songs this kids listen to here, mehn.... Ilorin is wonderful jare.

A girl of 11 years is singing "o fe doko niyen o" meaning "she's obviously Hot and wants to feck" in the presence of her Mum and that one will not even consider it strange.

Over here, before you ask out any girl from 18 upwards, ask around if she's not yet a single mum.

Again, it's not a Yoruba thing. It's a Lagos thing. And every tribe here is guilty of the nonsense.