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 Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Shares Another Naked Photo To Promote Her Makeup Brand by shreder(m): 10:51am On Oct 19, 2018 |
I hv seen her hv sex,I hv seen her several pics,wat do u tink we make me interested in her nude pic again,am tired of seein her naked sef |
| Politics / Re: You Can’t Be Shouting Allahu Akbar, Killing Innocent Citizens – Buhari Read Mor by shreder(m): 10:41am On Oct 19, 2018 |
No,u are suppose to shout Sai Baba amd kill innocent citizens   |
| Politics / Re: You Can’t Be Shouting Allahu Akbar, Killing Innocent Citizens – Buhari by shreder(m): 10:34am On Oct 19, 2018 |
No u are suppose to shout Sai Baba and kill innocent citizens 2 Likes |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:29am On Oct 19, 2018 |
D screams.He was abt to run dere wen he met Italianwine d village poorest palmwine tapper also wit IamD18 and GOFRONT.IamD18 was a drunk,he was d best friend of italianwine and also his only customer.He neva seemed to pay up any debt he owed includin his frnd.GOFRONT was one of dose NwaAmaikpe's fanatics.He was a drunk as well.Currently,he was havin some land issues wit Gotv his broda. SokoDobo:Brodas,dere seemed to b heavy rainfall in late lalasticlala's compound IamD18:so dier fada just died and dey hv started MANIZIN arnd abi,I must hv my share oo,after all am d most handsome here. True to his words,he was very handsome. Italianwine:Before u hv ur share pay me d yams u promised me in exchange for a calabash of palmine,infact u two owe..... GOFRONT:Kip shut dere!,owe u wetin?!,hw?!,ur palmwine is as tasteless as Divepen bitterleaf soup and as small as Pinkberry backsyd SokoDobo:Shut up!,bamboo and monkeys,lets go!. Dey all ran to d house and met Rosy cryin close to d body GOFRONT:Wat is goin on.. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Davido Spotted Shopping In Lekki (Photos) by shreder(m): 9:41am On Oct 19, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe:Funny tin his certificate has already been given to im lyk his uncle who received neco result despite not writin 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:35am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Tamarapretty:Rosy,amso full of grief,I cant allow my conscience to continue prickin me Rosy15:Wat is it?,am not in d mood for much drama Tamarapretty:I connived wit my frnds,Damselposh and Born2breed to seduce NwaAmaikpe to make im luk lyk a womanizer(sobbin),den I went on to spoil papa's mind abt im so he neva allows im to hv a relationship wit u talkless of marriage Rosy15:Wat?,u xxxxx,U,u did wat?(attacks her sista) Rosy has always been knwn to b a strong girl,she once beat up Ishilove,her elder for notin.Actually it was becus she saw her with NwaAmaikpe.She still hasnt grown less powerfulas,she pummelled her sista wit punches dat wud hv made Airforce1 and Explorer recruit her into d village warriors immediately.Tamarapretty slumped and fell breathless. Rosy15:Tamara?,Tamara!,wat hv I done?.She said placin two hands on her head and pacin arnd.She cudnt call d neighbours,Tamara's face was as bad as Deckline farm's product.Meanwhile SokoDobo was cumin to pay condolence to the,bereaved wen he heard...... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:01am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Deckline:Even in dis domain Verm is unknown,I tink we shud snub im,he wants to b a dunce,so b it |
| Celebrities / Re: Teddylicious: Chisom Okprara Suffering From Depression (Photos) by shreder(m): 8:55am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Anytym dis yeyebrities want to trend now dey claim depression 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:45pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Rappers so childish dey nid daddy I go beat dem,change dier face,dey luk badly Am talkin to whose name sound lyk Vermaline Wound ur rap anyhw,injure lyk Vermaline Soft bone,soft rap,soft lyk toothpaste McClean Roll up,tire-roll round lyk machelline Pest to d thread,We need to give im gamalin While am infront of ur magazine Ur back takin pictures,paparazi Ur past record to me luk fantastic Two games,two defeat,u are a counterfeit I wear u down,u luk lyk my club's third kit Wat shall it profit a man to sweep u off ur feet? Dis is not a school,but read na we still dey read U were 16 in basic1 but u still repeat Ur name for my mouth dey sweet me lyk pigmeat But am not here to Bleep around,u can call Kemi My lines so sick take me to d infirm'ry Verm rap so crude back to d refinery Hv been churnin out bars ever since primary Love wit rap,first sight,said I won marry Kiki baby,my baby will u carry? Our first honeymoon,overseas, Hungary Hungry rapper arnd,mama Bisi pour garri 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:06pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Deckline:Lol |
| Health / Re: Stick Used As Drip Stand In a Hospital in Kebbi State! by shreder(m): 5:31pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Atleast it is useful but wat a shame |
| Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Actress, Shola Fapson, Turns Down A Juicy Porn Movie Offer by shreder(m): 4:20pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
And u tink we are hapi u turned it down  ?,To evn increase our pain,u are showin us ,so we shud clap for u? |
| Celebrities / Re: . by shreder(m): 4:08pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
I dont lyk pastors but I hv to admit,dere is no nid for dis gal to show us panty na,or she just want her nude to trend? |
| Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Speaks On Why She Blocked Nina On Instagram by shreder(m): 2:39pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
SIMPLYkush: |
| Celebrities / Re: 5 Times Nicki Minaj Dressed Almost Decently And It Shocked Us Photos by shreder(m): 2:30pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
:< |
| Celebrities / Re: 5 Times Nicki Minaj Dressed Almost Decently And It Shocked Us Photos by shreder(m): 2:27pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
D kind slap dis OP go receive ehn,e go remind am of im papa,dis pics are not even close to decent 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Kanu Nwakwo And His Brother, Ogbonna Pictured Together by shreder(m): 1:59pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Huhh,dey dont luk alike,O.P where is d luk alike ?4 Likes |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
SokoDobo:Tnk u sir,I appreciate |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
While d warriors were chantin,SokoDobo ran to NwaAmaikpe's home.Dey didnt notice him althrough. SokoDobo:Nwa,d king wants ur head o NwaAmaikpe:Why?!,wat hv I done?,I didnt want to bed his wyf,she seduced me! SokoDobo:So u hv been sleepin wit his wyf?,anyway he wants to kill u,so u beta run Nwa:Tnks Soko,Am leavin now. SokoDobo escorted NwaAmaikpe to d vilage outskirt den bid him goodbye and returned home to join d warriors. D NXT DAY Explorer:My king,Lalasticlala was executed King Seun:Wat abt NwaAmaikpe?, Explorer:he escaped King Seun:Summon Mynd for me,He might knw where he is. Few minutes later,Mynd arrived King Seun:Mynd so u told me abt Nwa and also helped im escape?! Mynd44:No sir,why will I? King Seun:U dare ask ur king a question?!,Apart frm d warriors who were wit me althrough yday,u are d only one dat knew abt my plan Mynd44:Sir,let me explai.... King Seun:Explorerr!,kill dis xxxxx. Meanwhile at lalasticlala's house,Tamarapretty and Rose were both mournin dier fada Tamara sobbin) |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:56pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
King Seun:Wat is it? Mynd44:Sir,NwaAmaikpe has crossed d line,he has.. King Seun:Go straight to d point Mynd44:Sir,he has organised a sect to kill u tmrw night King Seun:Wat ,summon d warriors.Dat fool evn admitted to criticizin my leadership earlier today.Mynd44:Yes ur highness Mynd came up wit an idea,if Tamara is poor and sufferin she wud b forced into acceptin im.After all,he is richer dan NwaAmaikpe. Mynd44:Ur highness,Lalasticlala is also among.He is in support of it. King Seun:Wat ?,go call d warriors now!!.Mynd sprang up den ran off.On his way he met SokoDobo SokoDobo:Mynd wat is d mata? Mynd44  king summoned d warriorsSokoDobo:Ehen?,lemme me b goin dere Mynd44:Are u a warrior?,abeg I dont hv ur tym. He ran off while SokoDobo went to d King's Court. PART 2 AT THE KING'S COURT King Seun:Warriors,dis nyt,u will form two groups,one is to go to NwaAmaikpe's house,while d oda to Lalasticlala,kill dem both. Warriors:Yes Sir!! Dey all chorused apart frm SokoDobo....... |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:59am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Wen he got to d King's court,E met IamAirforce1 and Explorer,d chief warriors.Explorer was breathin heavily while airforce was cool and languid as d wind.Dey were both men of few words but much action.Explorer for one was very violent,he doubles as well as an hunter,a good one.IamAirforce1 d village wrestlin champion,today he was uncharacteristically calm.Dere was dis sad gloom in his eye.King Seun was listenin wit rasp attention as Airforce spoke Airforce:Ur, highness who do we snd to d frontline now?,is it dat male shegoat,Chiefazubuike? or dis crazy man here who speaks to imsef? Mynd was angry but didnt want to risk gettin into a fight wit Airforce even If he was in a better mood.He did d wisest tin in dat situation,he snubbed im and faced d king,his only concern being here Mynd44:Ur highness,I hv a private issue wit u Airforce and explorer left witout bein asked,givin Mynd a snare King Seun:Mynd wat is it?? Mynd44:Ur highness,I suspect an infringement on ur divine ryt to rule,I see sab |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:36am On Oct 18, 2018 |
post=72195583:Tnk u sir 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:00am On Oct 18, 2018 |
frankfrancis871:Please help me to call pipo o,I nid more comments 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:55am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Wadewaltz:I will continue tmrw |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2018 |
He returned months later claimin dat he sneaked in to carryout some business and to spy on dem.Some believed,few were sceptical "Everyone knws NwaAmaikpe is a deceiver wit his clever words"said Mynd44,an elder as well.He was walkin all by himsef.Mynd44 was always knwn to speak to imsef.He lashed out at anyone who accused im of dis and always responded wit "D mind is a diffrent person entirely". Mynd was inlove wit Tamarapretty but she wud always turn down all his advances.He had seen her smilin sheepishly while discussin wit dat NwaAmaikpe. "Dis man is a fool,everyone in Nairaland knws am inlove wit Tamara now he is tryin to steal her.Just wait till I do sumtin to u".He said to his "mind".He stared at dem a little,in thot.Tamara noticed but only made it worse by whisperin into NwaAmaikpe's tiny ears.His ears were so small dat pipo claimed dat his ears was d reason for his stubborness.Mynd regained himsef snapped his fingers and changed his direction to d king's palace.He was goin to 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:22am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Close friend .Just lyk Sarkin,he was thin and tall.He almost was a replica of Sarkin only dat he robbed but didnt kill victims.Tamarapretty had a sister,her name was Rosay15,Rosy for short.Rosy was in a secret relationship wit D controversial NwaAmaikpe.Dey were once caught commitin burukutu at d back of a tree by SokoDobo d village storyteller.He promised to kip shut but everyone knws storytellers are not trusted wit story lines.Rosy was too yung for NwaAmaikpe and her fada lalasticlala d king's adviser was a sworn enemy of NwaAmaikpe.D only one who knew abt dier relationship was Tamarapretty her sista,now SokoDobo knws as well.NwaAmaikpe was beginin to gain followers,one was Chief Azubuike a transgender forbidden by d land.He tried to be everytin lyk his master apart frm d sexual part.Dere was also external attack frm villages lyk d facebookians and twitterians.At a point,NwaAmaikpe ran to d land of Twitter and d whole village assumed he switched allegiance and wasnt cumin back.He returned.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:04am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Dere hv been dis sudden rise in popularity in one of d king's elders,his name was NwaAmaikpe.He had vast knowledge,was a good orator,bold and so on but he was always of d habit of doin d opposite tin.He called himsef a nonconformist and was very good wit Metaphors and pun.He was a knwn wonmanizer and didnt deny it only dat he claimed dey were d ones chasin him.At dis tym also was d rise of Sarrki.Sarrki was a thin,tall,curly hair extremist.He was a knwn trouble in d land.He robbed all d clans and always seemed invisible To d king's warriors.Several tyms,dey hv hatched a plan to get im but dey all met failure.Sarrki was d major reason for d economic recession.Sarrki still worshipped a deity dat was knwn to be blood thirsty and always he wud kidnap victims to sacrifice so d deity doesnt turn against him.Anoda popular person was Tamarapretty,she was d pearl of d village.She was one of dier best natural resources as men frm far and wide came for her.At a point,she was almost kidnapped by Sarrki's associate and... 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Literature / The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:51am On Oct 18, 2018 |
PART 1 In the king's court King Seun:NwaAmaikpe,u hv been a bone in my royal neck,u... NwaAmaikpe:Ur highness I hv only been a bone to u becus I dont agree wit ur leadership style Lalasticlala:Not only in d kings neck,in d clan of Politics,Celebrity and so on,u hv been constitutin nuisance wit ur teachins and words NwaAmaikpe:Knowledge is given to share... Lalasticlala:Wat abt ur stupid art of disturbin d females NwaAmaikpe:Disturb?!,Dey are d ones disturbin becus of my gargantuan rod,who am I to let kpekus to waste,I... King Seun raisin frm his throne)I dunt care abt wateva u two are sayin,ur popularity, NwaAmaikpe,is on d roof top and rumours hv it dat u are planning a revolt to..NwaAmaikpe:No ur majesty... King Seun:Shut it,I hear u are plannin a secession,well since u deny it,I will hold on to ur words.u may now dismiss NwaAmaikpe and lalasticlala,bow dier heads den exit d court. Dis past few months hv been tryin tyms for d pipo of nairaland,dey werent excellin lyk dey use to,...Tbc 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:06pm On Oct 17, 2018 |
Vermaniace,pucsy niqga to d core Talk abt rap lyk u hit stardom b4 Vermaniace efe's moniker in nairaland Diss me or deckline,ur in d wrong dawg pound U are still a baby,vermaniace wear pampers Try to get attention but I choose waka past Beta get a job ur lyf is rilly goin fast If dere was rap exam am sure u will not pass Cum here formin class lyk ur skin is halfcast Formin bad guy,talkin shii bla bla bla But d last tin u want na my wahala At ur age u still leave ur shii for floor Claim it landed on monQ's face,ur just a pig ofcus If ur girl open leg belive me I go pour Wit ur short short lines lyk aki and pawpaw My lines are fast lyk Elijah fast in mount Horeb I heard ur sista Aisha say she get problem No worries,I will help u take her to bed Deckline dey vex,I dey waste punchline for dis dirt If I let u go,its gonna hit my confidence In dis domain,u are at d back of all d rest My lines strong lyk shina rambo in police net D O N D A D A ryt it on ur gal's bress Vermaniace is a comn pest |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:45am On Oct 17, 2018 |
Deckline:Am here,I didnt take as long as u did to reply,lol |
| Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:42am On Oct 17, 2018 |
Deckline wit punchlines dat neva crossed a line Ur actin sissy,u goin to pay d price Beat u up to turn it off,rap fisticuffs B4 u talk lyk sumone whose brain disturbs Am jimmy neutron,am d brain,am also d bron Am A.J,u Povetkin,yoyoboy,u dunce I rip u off till ur face start bringin pus Am raps Tyson,u knw my record well frm top I steal ur moms food,her puccy is my favourite pot Am still,dondada no one can claim my spot I take first,deckline u can take d fourth Wen I pull up in ur hood,dunce pls cum forth Dont wori,ur bae bobrisky gives u comfort U are not d only fool condom leakage cuased. Ur mom and sist in my crib,dey too lyk bleep For a long tym,dey say bleep us till we turn to crips Meanwhile her son rytin lines just to b like me Jerk 3:16,ur mom so love d boy she sucked im off I want to quit but becus of u I say game on Instead of me to quit for u I rather leave Lagos Ur rap are lyk my pastors songs Very lame ofcus wen he is fightin dos ur village pipo at work. D O N D A D A 1 Like |
| Rap Battles / Re: Rap Of Life by shreder(m): 7:00am On Oct 17, 2018 |
Riptider:Tnks raptider,urs too |
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