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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:29pm On Oct 30, 2018
Nicheey:

I swear this one alone son end shreder career grin grin
I knw u hv ur plate filled wit asses to lick and eat,fadafvcker cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2018
vermaniace:


I don't get... Is this a complain or a rap.. Bro you script poor... You not up to the level... Go and learn
Adios!,fadafvcker

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2018
Deckline now am givin u respect

Vermaniace am unda u sista's red skirt

Her heart is beatin fast,wat do u expect

Evn tho I neva evn showed her my pocket

I dont evn want anoda perspective

I will send u to jail evn tho d system aint corrective

Am d one u call ur deity,no mistakin

Puccyniqqa,LGBT Creep in d makin

All d ace u claimed u are makin,jus fakin

Afta mouth-makin,go back to ur scrub and scrapin

Drop My last dime before d evaporatin

Not exaggeratin,am d dondada,countin stacks,roof raisin

If dey diss me again someone pls wake me

Cus some pips might nid some strong caning

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Oct 30, 2018
Verm tryna create a spark,hard for im lyk its chemistry
sick and tired of d diss,drop my pen,move to d balcony
Tinkin of d hard shii in dis country analysin like its punditry
Hope dis isnt d land d grt grt left to me
Why do we hv less job with joggernauts foreign company
Cus I work so hard,pay taxes but d government cant do a thing
Am pacin around now,creatin kinectic energy
Dis lyf is a game,we are d gamepad controllin evryting
I feel so stressed out so I chose to take sum medicine
Dont ask abt prescription doctors cant knw evrytin
D pain I feel now can a doctor tell me why am feelin it
By d way,doctors on strike cus dier salary aint coughin out
Tym to focus on sumtin else,kip updated wit my timeline
Tym to end d beef cus I dont give a rat bleep now
Am I sayin sorry?,read my lips not "in my life"
Am I takin my tym?,dat is d basis at d background
So see y'all,it is tym for me to say its tym out
But I wud return and reminisce abt last time-out
am gone as a victor for cryin out loud
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Oct 30, 2018
Sumone is silent now wen dey finish writin crap wit two days,dey wud cum back claimin ban cheesy
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:56am On Oct 30, 2018
Sarrki:I am ur leader rememba,u dare lay ur hands on me cus of dis talkative,Dis is ur tym to die

He lifted up his machete to slay Mannnabbqgrills but was quick enuf to grab a stick he sharpened frm yday for fishin and huntin and soon enuff stabbed his bestie which made Sarrki squirm and throw his machete into d air instinctively out of d pain.

:To Buhari u serve,to im u shall...

He was abt to complete his statement wen Sarrki's machete sliced through his neck courtesy of NwaAmaikpe.He wasnt goin to stay alive longer but he was alive to hear NwaAmaikpe use slurrs against d deity Buhari and his followers d BMCs and Zombies

BACK AT THE VILLAGE

The news of a possible invasion of d once-strong,mighty Nairaland was spreadin lyk wild fire.Most pipo accepted it as just a rumour and evn accused SokoDobo d storyteller of spreadin d rumours.For once,he wasnt guilty.Not dat he wasnt guilty of spreadin d news but d news wasnt fake or any gossip,it was real.Hw cum e knew?,Go figure!......

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Celebrities / Re: Somadina Strikes A Pose With His In-laws by shreder(m): 9:08pm On Oct 29, 2018
Power failure evrywhere cheesy,see dat G holdin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:23pm On Oct 29, 2018
Presence,he also thot of Fucksterisback,d one who dragged im into d line of robbery years ago,dere was a tym he asked im to go steal frm Chrisley and Just2day so he can prove imsef.He didnt just prove imsef,he killed dem both.Fucksterisback was so impressed dat he immediately took im to meet Lalasticlala,dier boss.Later,Lalasticlala was to ask im to kill fucksterisback becus he was actin suspicious.
He stood,stretched his hand outwide for his machete to meet d blzin sun.It was shiny,suitable for killin not farmwork.He turned arnd and entered d raffia hut he built in a shabby way to just house dem untill d job was done.Inside, was busy listenin to d ever talkin fool.

SARRKI:It is tym to die,fool,no more talkin and pleadin

He jacked NwaAmaikpe up frm his feet and was tryin to shove him outsyd,wen he received a push frm behind,who cud dat be?,who else oda dan his close frnd,

:Let im go,we are talkin abt Tamarapretty,he is closer to her sista Rosay15

Sarrki:Hw dare u?

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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:04pm On Oct 29, 2018
Lalasticlala told im almost perfectly.Almost though bcus he was yet to kill NwaAmaikpe bcus his friend seems to be goin soft on d fool.He wud plead wit im to spare NwaAmaikpe's lyf a little longa so he can listen to im preach his stupid messages and call imsef d angel of d ugly truth.He might be an angel but he had no wings to escape death cumin on im soon.
"Today is his last,no more pleadin" Sarrki said to imsef as he was sharpenin his machete.He thot abt his fada,SarkinYarki and his broda BruncleZuma.Dey both rejected im d day he declared his interest in servin d bloodthirsty deity,BUHARI.Dey even tagged im a zombie and called im d forbidden name,BMC but he was glad bearin it all.Sumtyms he felt his fada and broda were greedy becus dey didnt chide im wen he stole,infact dey accepted d stolen goods and made merry wit dem but wen he chose to becum a BMC so his operation can b smoother,dey ditched im.Well he killed dem already,now dey can go and b wit dier deity ATIKU and fynd peace in his....

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Politics / Re: Kanu Presents Map Of Biafra To Israeli Nation by shreder(m): 10:05pm On Oct 28, 2018
Believe me,dere is no where u wud fynd support for Biafra more dan Delta and Edo state esp in Warri where I live

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2018
For love and hate,bxtch and dames all I hv to claim
Put me on hall of fame,lifted up lyk crane,but still no one knw my pain
Not about Deckline diss anymore,read jigsawkiller shii and I felt d pain
Wat hv we done wrong to God in dis lyf we came
I didnt lose my ma but still gat sumtin to say
I struggled much den shoes got lost and I toke d blame
For gud four months,had to work more and I toke no pay
Vocation learnin was d course but my ship sailin failed
All I did was kip shut,didnt talk much and I was called a lame
Why am I sufferin dis much evry single day
I go to church,payin it up and still pastor demandin blocks
Wats d tym,check d clock,12 O'clock hv to go back to work
Lyf of a former salesboy who got no love afta all d talk
So I hv made resolutions up any tin God throws up ama take it all
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2018
Take a long walk came back realise Dis niqga is hvin a crack
I will pack u up,am sure u cant evn fill a sack
Now I want to torture you,first I cut off ur scrotum sack
U wud be scared of me if u knw my niqgas gat my back
And I got dem back,all of dem black
D niqga dissed me,hv to pack
Dondada in d ocean,am d big shark and I eat u up lyk squids and crabs

Hv seen all ur baes,boo's as u gay and still none I like
Hv passed through shii jus to eat,put my story dey dont believe
If u knw d pain,stains and strains,u wud feel d heat of flame
Am doin dis for play not for fame,U said attention-seekin,put d blame
Ur throne I claimed,Niqga pained cus he is fadin out d frame
For love and hate,bxtch and dames all I hv to claim
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2018
Dis guys are jokes,came in here to throw skits
But dey only got spits and a long hiss
Deckline score ursef zero
U tried to diss ur hero
Lyk my old V.C.D skips dats how ur brain skips
May be becus of d classes u skipped
Go back to tutelage,go meet d monQ to do "tule"
And Deck am still coolin
While u waist ur tym pullin
At d end I call shots
Am DONDADA d shotcaller
Am d spoon in the pot
I turn and steer lyk Timmy Turner
Beta dance to my tone,DJ5NAIRA PLAY ONE CORNER
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:54am On Oct 28, 2018
Hmm,dis diss is delicious,Harsheys kiss

Dis G is so annoyin lyk his title is ass-in-chief

slowpoke so dumb and stupid,his lines so stiff

Deckline is a plastic rapper,recycled piece

D way u brag abt English,u are a cocky prik

Tym to start off ur execution wit a center-kick

Caveman tryna cave a niche wit his crappy shii

Round u up and smoke,big bag,hashish

Wat do u tink wit?,is it ur pancreas?

I see no logic in Decklines habit

Always waitin two days b4 u cum back at me

Hv not started,my gun hasnt bark at u

Deckline I hv a programme for u called Back-to-school

U are just anoda foot tryna fill up my shoes

Huntin,followin my track,continue d chase for wild goose

Cheap commodity u are,bend-down-select goods

D world cant see Dondada,spaceship,space cruz

Why d rancour?,Deckline I hv pulled off ur fuse

Dont tell me chill,please dont give excuse

Cus if dis ur reply gets past two days and I deduce

Ur death certificate will be havin a proof

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:38pm On Oct 27, 2018
Deckline hold still,am channellin my attention into sumtin else,wearin chanel
Ur ass so stiff,so stiff at age 5 lyk u are wearin gravel
By age 10,u hv ass as soft as pillow,holes lyk texas and still u call me gay
Stop foolin arnd,u knw at d end I hv d data bills to pay
Kneel to me and say "lord show me d way",for dis rise up and take ur leave
I said dont worri,I blessed u already,stop examinin,stop d sieve
U can take over my throne afta I die to dust to d end of worlds
U beta stay underground lyk u are earth's crust or go to space
U can take a nap Deckline,get ur gay ass off my case
U luk lost and untidy lyk u are internally displaced
Internally displaced,I mean by ur brain's displays
Dey say d fruit of honesty is d reward,it is d pay
May be it is d main reason U neva got ur wage
Inconclusion,take ur tym,deckline take a break

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2018
Deckline:
FOOL,YOU ARE!
Atleast now u take tins serious But we still at war
Now my words are hittin u to d core
My artillery strong and smokes wack lyk skunk
Pressin my momma's txts,wat a joke!
U are d rag at home on d floor
Clean d floor rag,get dirty wit difrent colours lyk I beat u black and blue
So I will fulfill all ur wishes and let ur desires cum to u
U tink dis is cool untill u fall into ur blood pool
I knw u were searchin for a ban as excuse to hide frm me,poor fuu
Am battle ready,good instincts and good skills in kung fu
I correct u lyk a kid lyk ur mom tried to correct my konji wit love
Wen he see's my lines Deckline always d first one to duck
Lyk his name is now duckline
But deckline dont sweat,my gun aint up
Sit at home,u decoration tool,u prop
Ur heart is as strong as d old bones of ur pops
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:33am On Oct 27, 2018
Deckline:
angry angry I MAY BE BANNED FOR THIS. YOU FORCED THIS.
I heard MODs were bannin all d wacky rappers grin angrygrinangry

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:30am On Oct 27, 2018
Deckline flows fall short lyk two minutes men

But I feel so gud lyk I took a 10 hours ferrari drive

Crawl back to me and regain ur rights I deprived

Dis isnt a race wit u,Deckline dont cross d line

U are takin long to respond,are u waitin to see if Tupac is alive?

ur fears are ryt am d new Makavelli,Tupac is alive

My thugs are rilly waitin,prayin for d nxt prey

Wen d gun bark den am notorious
lyk B.IG

Den am askin Deckline "Who shot ya?"
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:04am On Oct 27, 2018
I rememba d blood that were filled up on d floor

I jus killed d mudafcker wu said I aint gat d flows

While u were dyin I was laffin hysterically

Dat tym ur ma was cryin out loud proforously

Hv been perusin my lines to d tune of hand organ as d angels sing

Judgement tym to judge ur cardinal sin

Dis is judgement day but today is also environmental too

U see me on d left and on d ryt syd of u(the two)

I gat d trident and a circle on my head too

Dis isnt an MGK or Eminem feud

Dis isnt foolery lyk MMM did to u

But Deckline dis is sumtin to knw who is who

Que sera sera dat was wat french teacher said back den in school

Wat will be will be,Deckline am always beta dan u

Pick a fight wit me and u can cum wit ur crew

At d end of d day,I stand tall ontop d blood and corpse

While am standin straight I severe ur head by my force

Dats why I am still standin by d grace of God

I heard Deckline is out of dis domain with grudge

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Family / Re: South African Man Replies Troll Who Criticized His Wife's Beach Outfit by shreder(m): 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2018
tamethem:


Nwa, I am not a homosexual. But you deserve a kiss from me for this response, pls don't talk say my mouth dey smell, I forgot to brush this morning.

And make sure you don't have that demonic mood swing grin because on another thread now u fit make a comment that will make me wan break your head with a sledge hammer.

Kp it up. grin

grin lol so true
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:10pm On Oct 25, 2018
Award for most wicked punchline goes to PunfumonQ
.
"Sniper scenes wen bullet pass through the head",although he neva still blow grin
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu : I Never Threatened Israel – Lai Mohammed by shreder(m): 5:46pm On Oct 25, 2018
I knew he was later goin to deny it lyk we are blind.Truth no dey him mouth grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:14pm On Oct 25, 2018
Deckline takin tym to mk his lines a masterpiece
But I remain who I always b,u can call me d master's piece
U are rumblin up d words while my rap remain wit harmony
I am married to d game dis is holy matrimony
D games name is rap and I love it as U love money
I take succour in it embracin hard lyks it is now mommy
Deckline takin tym lyk wen he was toastin his first bambi
He failed wit plan A Lets jump over to a new plan B
I love chemistry but favourite is biology,anatomy
U claim u hv standard,yeah ryt!,u are kiddin me
U are as dumb wit duties lyk a police in d academy
U cant evn cum onlyn again,give ur bills I will b footin it
Wats ur job description,ur salary I will b payin u
I open d door for u deckline,I den repeat verm can cum in too
I am done wit a monq,sick and tired of his lame kung fu
Half tinkin,animated men lyk d fada in d movie d CROODS
Ur bxtch want to b sexy I told her and she came into d matin room
Gosh!,we did it ryt unda d moon
D . O . N . D . A . D . A
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Oct 24, 2018
Not becus I dissed u doesnt mean u shud diss back,d consequences are deadly

Aint puttin on my smiley face,niqga am not friendly

U knw I stick to my principle in no tym soon am I bendin

For d sake of freedom of speech dats why deckline can say he is rappin

U doubt my lines I write again,u reply den am crackin

U tell me to chill first u want to write again and am still writin

dats wen u knw am frightenin

Dats wen u knw we are fightin

U call me wack u are paintin d picture of ur future

I wonda hw sound u are,I dont mean ur diction

D way I kip goin am suspicious of addiction

While am ballin same tym slidin u are experiencin some friction

D.O.N.D.A.D.A

is d name,pls let dere b no confusion

Meanwhile deckline's reply still havin issues wit transmission

Dis tym,obliterate Deckline is my numba one mission
Culture / Re: Silekunola Naomi Ogunwusi Celebrates 7th Year Of En-Heralds Ministry by shreder(m): 2:00pm On Oct 24, 2018
dafeyankee:
Her new name
Evangel-Herbalist.
grin Evangelist-herbalist

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Politics / Re: Fayemi’s Appointments Characterized By High Level Of Religious Discrimination – by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 24, 2018
Religion is not helpin dis country at all,most over religious countries usually fail

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Politics / Re: Army Begins ‘crocodile Smile III’ In Niger Delta by shreder(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2018
Ekez:
Which smile una come launch for kaduna
grin dey did crocodile SMELL dere

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Politics / Re: Army Begins ‘crocodile Smile III’ In Niger Delta by shreder(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2018
Our army no know demsefs,dey do both Police work and diers togeda.Dey do it very badly

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:18pm On Oct 24, 2018
On d street,Am pickin pipo while you are busy pickin shii
Am more effective dan ur governor wit an influence lyk a king
Am gettin beta doin dis while ur lines and bars will seize
Criticize me lyk daddy freeze and ur pain will surely increase
U are freezin unda heat in fear while reachin out to me
Record my lines lyk bible den u can take it out to preach
Am as shady as a scammer claimin Nigerian prince
I will drop u all in instalment,wait on d line in peace
Politics / Re: Wicked Mass Murderer Elrufai Accused Christian Leaders Of Inciting Crisis In KD by shreder(m): 11:38am On Oct 24, 2018
grin,sumtyms I feel lyk dis guys are actin stupid intentionally to send home d lifeless one
Food / Re: Nigerians Drinking Less Of Heineken’s 62 Billion Litres Of Beer by shreder(m): 11:35am On Oct 24, 2018
bettercreature:
grin grin grin grin grin grin Team cold water
Team Hot Water sad smiley

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:14am On Oct 24, 2018
I give u facts intact lyk d internet is at my head
Why cant I slip home daily and make money frm here
Oya hit me wit question den eat my ansa lyk a bread
For d love of knowledge am spreadin it up for u all to learn
Deckline is a nigqa dat his past and future u cant tell
He burst into d place lyk he is Schwarzanegger in age 10
He has gat sum potentials but Unlike me he isnt dere
He talks abt english lyk he's got it ten ova ten
He's claimin professor but simple tins cant comprehend
U started dis war go through d comment penned back den
Hv been rilly silent lately aint replyin to Verm
U can cum unda my wings,u will surely be unda my helm
Ur words are lyk eunuchs watchin porn,no Sharon Stone Effect
But I will give u a record bill and u will turn a bright prospect
Am speakin English now Deckline give me my respect
It is tym to meditate,tym to take a little prep
Deckline dont undastand?,I will take my tym to interprete
I talked to ur bxtch once and her panties were on my teeth
DONDADA

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