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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:29pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Nicheey:I knw u hv ur plate filled wit asses to lick and eat,fadafvcker |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
vermaniace:Adios!,fadafvcker 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Deckline now am givin u respect Vermaniace am unda u sista's red skirt Her heart is beatin fast,wat do u expect Evn tho I neva evn showed her my pocket I dont evn want anoda perspective I will send u to jail evn tho d system aint corrective Am d one u call ur deity,no mistakin Puccyniqqa,LGBT Creep in d makin All d ace u claimed u are makin,jus fakin Afta mouth-makin,go back to ur scrub and scrapin Drop My last dime before d evaporatin Not exaggeratin,am d dondada,countin stacks,roof raisin If dey diss me again someone pls wake me Cus some pips might nid some strong caning 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Verm tryna create a spark,hard for im lyk its chemistry sick and tired of d diss,drop my pen,move to d balcony Tinkin of d hard shii in dis country analysin like its punditry Hope dis isnt d land d grt grt left to me Why do we hv less job with joggernauts foreign company Cus I work so hard,pay taxes but d government cant do a thing Am pacin around now,creatin kinectic energy Dis lyf is a game,we are d gamepad controllin evryting I feel so stressed out so I chose to take sum medicine Dont ask abt prescription doctors cant knw evrytin D pain I feel now can a doctor tell me why am feelin it By d way,doctors on strike cus dier salary aint coughin out Tym to focus on sumtin else,kip updated wit my timeline Tym to end d beef cus I dont give a rat bleep now Am I sayin sorry?,read my lips not "in my life" Am I takin my tym?,dat is d basis at d background So see y'all,it is tym for me to say its tym out But I wud return and reminisce abt last time-out am gone as a victor for cryin out loud |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Sumone is silent now wen dey finish writin crap wit two days,dey wud cum back claimin ban |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:56am On Oct 30, 2018 |
Sarrki:I am ur leader rememba,u dare lay ur hands on me cus of dis talkative,Dis is ur tym to die He lifted up his machete to slay Mannnabbqgrills but was quick enuf to grab a stick he sharpened frm yday for fishin and huntin and soon enuff stabbed his bestie which made Sarrki squirm and throw his machete into d air instinctively out of d pain. :To Buhari u serve,to im u shall... He was abt to complete his statement wen Sarrki's machete sliced through his neck courtesy of NwaAmaikpe.He wasnt goin to stay alive longer but he was alive to hear NwaAmaikpe use slurrs against d deity Buhari and his followers d BMCs and Zombies BACK AT THE VILLAGE The news of a possible invasion of d once-strong,mighty Nairaland was spreadin lyk wild fire.Most pipo accepted it as just a rumour and evn accused SokoDobo d storyteller of spreadin d rumours.For once,he wasnt guilty.Not dat he wasnt guilty of spreadin d news but d news wasnt fake or any gossip,it was real.Hw cum e knew?,Go figure!...... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Somadina Strikes A Pose With His In-laws by shreder(m): 9:08pm On Oct 29, 2018 |
Power failure evrywhere ,see dat G holdin |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:23pm On Oct 29, 2018 |
Presence,he also thot of Fucksterisback,d one who dragged im into d line of robbery years ago,dere was a tym he asked im to go steal frm Chrisley and Just2day so he can prove imsef.He didnt just prove imsef,he killed dem both.Fucksterisback was so impressed dat he immediately took im to meet Lalasticlala,dier boss.Later,Lalasticlala was to ask im to kill fucksterisback becus he was actin suspicious. He stood,stretched his hand outwide for his machete to meet d blzin sun.It was shiny,suitable for killin not farmwork.He turned arnd and entered d raffia hut he built in a shabby way to just house dem untill d job was done.Inside, was busy listenin to d ever talkin fool. SARRKI:It is tym to die,fool,no more talkin and pleadin He jacked NwaAmaikpe up frm his feet and was tryin to shove him outsyd,wen he received a push frm behind,who cud dat be?,who else oda dan his close frnd, :Let im go,we are talkin abt Tamarapretty,he is closer to her sista Rosay15 Sarrki:Hw dare u? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:04pm On Oct 29, 2018 |
Lalasticlala told im almost perfectly.Almost though bcus he was yet to kill NwaAmaikpe bcus his friend seems to be goin soft on d fool.He wud plead wit im to spare NwaAmaikpe's lyf a little longa so he can listen to im preach his stupid messages and call imsef d angel of d ugly truth.He might be an angel but he had no wings to escape death cumin on im soon. "Today is his last,no more pleadin" Sarrki said to imsef as he was sharpenin his machete.He thot abt his fada,SarkinYarki and his broda BruncleZuma.Dey both rejected im d day he declared his interest in servin d bloodthirsty deity,BUHARI.Dey even tagged im a zombie and called im d forbidden name,BMC but he was glad bearin it all.Sumtyms he felt his fada and broda were greedy becus dey didnt chide im wen he stole,infact dey accepted d stolen goods and made merry wit dem but wen he chose to becum a BMC so his operation can b smoother,dey ditched im.Well he killed dem already,now dey can go and b wit dier deity ATIKU and fynd peace in his.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Kanu Presents Map Of Biafra To Israeli Nation by shreder(m): 10:05pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
Believe me,dere is no where u wud fynd support for Biafra more dan Delta and Edo state esp in Warri where I live 12 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
For love and hate,bxtch and dames all I hv to claim Put me on hall of fame,lifted up lyk crane,but still no one knw my pain Not about Deckline diss anymore,read jigsawkiller shii and I felt d pain Wat hv we done wrong to God in dis lyf we came I didnt lose my ma but still gat sumtin to say I struggled much den shoes got lost and I toke d blame For gud four months,had to work more and I toke no pay Vocation learnin was d course but my ship sailin failed All I did was kip shut,didnt talk much and I was called a lame Why am I sufferin dis much evry single day I go to church,payin it up and still pastor demandin blocks Wats d tym,check d clock,12 O'clock hv to go back to work Lyf of a former salesboy who got no love afta all d talk So I hv made resolutions up any tin God throws up ama take it all |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
Take a long walk came back realise Dis niqga is hvin a crack I will pack u up,am sure u cant evn fill a sack Now I want to torture you,first I cut off ur scrotum sack U wud be scared of me if u knw my niqgas gat my back And I got dem back,all of dem black D niqga dissed me,hv to pack Dondada in d ocean,am d big shark and I eat u up lyk squids and crabs Hv seen all ur baes,boo's as u gay and still none I like Hv passed through shii jus to eat,put my story dey dont believe If u knw d pain,stains and strains,u wud feel d heat of flame Am doin dis for play not for fame,U said attention-seekin,put d blame Ur throne I claimed,Niqga pained cus he is fadin out d frame For love and hate,bxtch and dames all I hv to claim |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
Dis guys are jokes,came in here to throw skits But dey only got spits and a long hiss Deckline score ursef zero U tried to diss ur hero Lyk my old V.C.D skips dats how ur brain skips May be becus of d classes u skipped Go back to tutelage,go meet d monQ to do "tule" And Deck am still coolin While u waist ur tym pullin At d end I call shots Am DONDADA d shotcaller Am d spoon in the pot I turn and steer lyk Timmy Turner Beta dance to my tone,DJ5NAIRA PLAY ONE CORNER |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:54am On Oct 28, 2018 |
Hmm,dis diss is delicious,Harsheys kiss Dis G is so annoyin lyk his title is ass-in-chief slowpoke so dumb and stupid,his lines so stiff Deckline is a plastic rapper,recycled piece D way u brag abt English,u are a cocky prik Tym to start off ur execution wit a center-kick Caveman tryna cave a niche wit his crappy shii Round u up and smoke,big bag,hashish Wat do u tink wit?,is it ur pancreas? I see no logic in Decklines habit Always waitin two days b4 u cum back at me Hv not started,my gun hasnt bark at u Deckline I hv a programme for u called Back-to-school U are just anoda foot tryna fill up my shoes Huntin,followin my track,continue d chase for wild goose Cheap commodity u are,bend-down-select goods D world cant see Dondada,spaceship,space cruz Why d rancour?,Deckline I hv pulled off ur fuse Dont tell me chill,please dont give excuse Cus if dis ur reply gets past two days and I deduce Ur death certificate will be havin a proof 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:38pm On Oct 27, 2018 |
Deckline hold still,am channellin my attention into sumtin else,wearin chanel Ur ass so stiff,so stiff at age 5 lyk u are wearin gravel By age 10,u hv ass as soft as pillow,holes lyk texas and still u call me gay Stop foolin arnd,u knw at d end I hv d data bills to pay Kneel to me and say "lord show me d way",for dis rise up and take ur leave I said dont worri,I blessed u already,stop examinin,stop d sieve U can take over my throne afta I die to dust to d end of worlds U beta stay underground lyk u are earth's crust or go to space U can take a nap Deckline,get ur gay ass off my case U luk lost and untidy lyk u are internally displaced Internally displaced,I mean by ur brain's displays Dey say d fruit of honesty is d reward,it is d pay May be it is d main reason U neva got ur wage Inconclusion,take ur tym,deckline take a break 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2018 |
Deckline:Atleast now u take tins serious But we still at war Now my words are hittin u to d core My artillery strong and smokes wack lyk skunk Pressin my momma's txts,wat a joke! U are d rag at home on d floor Clean d floor rag,get dirty wit difrent colours lyk I beat u black and blue So I will fulfill all ur wishes and let ur desires cum to u U tink dis is cool untill u fall into ur blood pool I knw u were searchin for a ban as excuse to hide frm me,poor fuu Am battle ready,good instincts and good skills in kung fu I correct u lyk a kid lyk ur mom tried to correct my konji wit love Wen he see's my lines Deckline always d first one to duck Lyk his name is now duckline But deckline dont sweat,my gun aint up Sit at home,u decoration tool,u prop Ur heart is as strong as d old bones of ur pops |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:33am On Oct 27, 2018 |
Deckline:I heard MODs were bannin all d wacky rappers 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:30am On Oct 27, 2018 |
Deckline flows fall short lyk two minutes men But I feel so gud lyk I took a 10 hours ferrari drive Crawl back to me and regain ur rights I deprived Dis isnt a race wit u,Deckline dont cross d line U are takin long to respond,are u waitin to see if Tupac is alive? ur fears are ryt am d new Makavelli,Tupac is alive My thugs are rilly waitin,prayin for d nxt prey Wen d gun bark den am notorious lyk B.IG Den am askin Deckline "Who shot ya?" |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:04am On Oct 27, 2018 |
I rememba d blood that were filled up on d floor I jus killed d mudafcker wu said I aint gat d flows While u were dyin I was laffin hysterically Dat tym ur ma was cryin out loud proforously Hv been perusin my lines to d tune of hand organ as d angels sing Judgement tym to judge ur cardinal sin Dis is judgement day but today is also environmental too U see me on d left and on d ryt syd of u(the two) I gat d trident and a circle on my head too Dis isnt an MGK or Eminem feud Dis isnt foolery lyk MMM did to u But Deckline dis is sumtin to knw who is who Que sera sera dat was wat french teacher said back den in school Wat will be will be,Deckline am always beta dan u Pick a fight wit me and u can cum wit ur crew At d end of d day,I stand tall ontop d blood and corpse While am standin straight I severe ur head by my force Dats why I am still standin by d grace of God I heard Deckline is out of dis domain with grudge Like 2 Likes 1 Share
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Family / Re: South African Man Replies Troll Who Criticized His Wife's Beach Outfit by shreder(m): 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
tamethem:lol so true |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:10pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
Award for most wicked punchline goes to PunfumonQ . "Sniper scenes wen bullet pass through the head",although he neva still blow |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu : I Never Threatened Israel – Lai Mohammed by shreder(m): 5:46pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
I knew he was later goin to deny it lyk we are blind.Truth no dey him mouth |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:14pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
Deckline takin tym to mk his lines a masterpiece But I remain who I always b,u can call me d master's piece U are rumblin up d words while my rap remain wit harmony I am married to d game dis is holy matrimony D games name is rap and I love it as U love money I take succour in it embracin hard lyks it is now mommy Deckline takin tym lyk wen he was toastin his first bambi He failed wit plan A Lets jump over to a new plan B I love chemistry but favourite is biology,anatomy U claim u hv standard,yeah ryt!,u are kiddin me U are as dumb wit duties lyk a police in d academy U cant evn cum onlyn again,give ur bills I will b footin it Wats ur job description,ur salary I will b payin u I open d door for u deckline,I den repeat verm can cum in too I am done wit a monq,sick and tired of his lame kung fu Half tinkin,animated men lyk d fada in d movie d CROODS Ur bxtch want to b sexy I told her and she came into d matin room Gosh!,we did it ryt unda d moon D . O . N . D . A . D . A |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
Not becus I dissed u doesnt mean u shud diss back,d consequences are deadly Aint puttin on my smiley face,niqga am not friendly U knw I stick to my principle in no tym soon am I bendin For d sake of freedom of speech dats why deckline can say he is rappin U doubt my lines I write again,u reply den am crackin U tell me to chill first u want to write again and am still writin dats wen u knw am frightenin Dats wen u knw we are fightin U call me wack u are paintin d picture of ur future I wonda hw sound u are,I dont mean ur diction D way I kip goin am suspicious of addiction While am ballin same tym slidin u are experiencin some friction D.O.N.D.A.D.A is d name,pls let dere b no confusion Meanwhile deckline's reply still havin issues wit transmission Dis tym,obliterate Deckline is my numba one mission |
Culture / Re: Silekunola Naomi Ogunwusi Celebrates 7th Year Of En-Heralds Ministry by shreder(m): 2:00pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
dafeyankee:Evangelist-herbalist 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fayemi’s Appointments Characterized By High Level Of Religious Discrimination – by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
Religion is not helpin dis country at all,most over religious countries usually fail 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Army Begins ‘crocodile Smile III’ In Niger Delta by shreder(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
Ekez:dey did crocodile SMELL dere 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Army Begins ‘crocodile Smile III’ In Niger Delta by shreder(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
Our army no know demsefs,dey do both Police work and diers togeda.Dey do it very badly 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:18pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
On d street,Am pickin pipo while you are busy pickin shii Am more effective dan ur governor wit an influence lyk a king Am gettin beta doin dis while ur lines and bars will seize Criticize me lyk daddy freeze and ur pain will surely increase U are freezin unda heat in fear while reachin out to me Record my lines lyk bible den u can take it out to preach Am as shady as a scammer claimin Nigerian prince I will drop u all in instalment,wait on d line in peace |
Politics / Re: Wicked Mass Murderer Elrufai Accused Christian Leaders Of Inciting Crisis In KD by shreder(m): 11:38am On Oct 24, 2018 |
,sumtyms I feel lyk dis guys are actin stupid intentionally to send home d lifeless one |
Food / Re: Nigerians Drinking Less Of Heineken’s 62 Billion Litres Of Beer by shreder(m): 11:35am On Oct 24, 2018 |
bettercreature:Team Hot Water 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:14am On Oct 24, 2018 |
I give u facts intact lyk d internet is at my head Why cant I slip home daily and make money frm here Oya hit me wit question den eat my ansa lyk a bread For d love of knowledge am spreadin it up for u all to learn Deckline is a nigqa dat his past and future u cant tell He burst into d place lyk he is Schwarzanegger in age 10 He has gat sum potentials but Unlike me he isnt dere He talks abt english lyk he's got it ten ova ten He's claimin professor but simple tins cant comprehend U started dis war go through d comment penned back den Hv been rilly silent lately aint replyin to Verm U can cum unda my wings,u will surely be unda my helm Ur words are lyk eunuchs watchin porn,no Sharon Stone Effect But I will give u a record bill and u will turn a bright prospect Am speakin English now Deckline give me my respect It is tym to meditate,tym to take a little prep Deckline dont undastand?,I will take my tym to interprete I talked to ur bxtch once and her panties were on my teeth DONDADA 1 Like |
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