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Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 9:12am On Oct 03, 2018 |
B4 me and so must hv familiarised wit demsef.D bursar just showed me my class nd goodness gracious!!,I saw alot of my primary sch frnds and as expected my very close frnd at church,Samuel wu already told me he was in d sch.Samuel was a very short boi,dark skin wit bright red lips.I was findin it hard to grow tall but he was findin it superhard to grow tall.Samuels elda broda was a class above us.Samuel took me to our form teacher who gave me chair and a desk.I was unfamiliar wit dis a chair and a desk bcus my primary made use of benches dat cud contain atleast three pipo.Samuel dissappeared to d back of d class to be wit his clique while I picked a sit at d front close to a girl frm my primary sch.The class was not dat big,it contained four rows wit suffucient space.We were 20 in class dat tym,sum pipo already had dier uniforms.I didnt hv mine.Most teachers didnt recognise any new student in class and I was hapi bcus I didnt lyk d idea of standin up to introduce mysef infront of evrione....................TBC |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 8:57am On Oct 03, 2018 |
Back den I thot it was fun,I was being a gud boy,my mom was hapi.We were livin in a poor slum back den.My fada was a civil servant so we were richer dan most of our neighbours,mayb dats why my mom asked me not to play wit dose oder poor kids.Fast forward to d release of d entrance exam result,my name was d first on d list,I did my interview,I passed.D principal was a priest and d sch a catholic sch.I was given a list dat contained my sch fees,uniform and all d rest.My mom was shocked at d price but she promised me she was goin to pay.For me she just wanted sumtin to be boastful abt to our neighbours. "my son is attendin a sch of sososo amount". I was afraid of changin my environment,I didnt enjoy bein in a place where I didnt knw anybodi.I resumed sch late,lyk five weeks late,my dad in dat space of tym got retired,my mom gave my elder broda half of d sch fees and he folowed me to sch and made payment.My heart was racin,new sch,new faces,not evn helped by d fact dat odas hv already resumed.....TBC |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 8:42am On Oct 03, 2018 |
TBC |
Literature / Secondary School by shreder(m): 8:41am On Oct 03, 2018 |
My first school leavin certificate was d easiest certificate eva obtained,I didnt evn read infact I played althrough d day b4 d exam,den I was abt to ryt my entrance exam into an expensive and well respected private school in my area.At first I was against goin to dat school bcus it was expensive but d truth was dat I was just bein playfull and childish and didnt want to go to any school at all.My mom saw me as a bright prospect bcus of my academic performance at primary sch and d fact dat all our neighbours saw me as a good boy and often asked dier children to bhave lyk me.My family was made up of six children,am d last,I hv siblins dat cud hv given birth to me had dey been premiscous in dier teens.For me,I was a shy,little,introverted boy who witdrew himsef frm his peers and ends up playin all by himsef bcus my mom thot dat my peers were bad influence.We were all innocent kids back den and today I still wonda hw dey cud hv influenced me into doing sumtin bad |
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole On A Voting Queue (Throwback Photo) by shreder(m): 9:02pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
lanzie90:Tnk u,Hv seen dat pic before it isnt 1999 15 Likes |
Politics / Re: Poor Rating On Corruption Is A Low Mark For Citizens, Not Government - Adesina by shreder(m): 8:35pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
D way dis man speak sumtims ehnn..It makes me question his loyalty to Bubu,its lyk he wants us to hate d government more 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Haven't Been To Church In A While — Falz Tells Daddy Freeze by shreder(m): 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
As far as am concerned,it is dangerous for u to allow any man preach to u abt d gospel weder GO,evangelist,prophet bcus d are humans and dier desires and thought mit influence d topic.Read ur bible ursef.I dont go to church most tyms as well.Practice ur christianity btwn u and ur bible 4get anyoda |
Politics / Re: Happy Independence Indeed! by shreder(m): 6:11pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
IamPlato:Go to his diary,at the beginnin,NwaAmaikpe stated the kind of books he reads. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Adorable 1986 Throwback Photo Of Woke Soyinka With Chinua Achebe by shreder(m): 9:09am On Oct 02, 2018 |
SarakiBukola:For the record Chinua has more interestin books dan Wole who has been goin round town causin political confusion up and down 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: We Fulanis Own Nigeria by shreder(m): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Na mumu go kee u,who is dragin Nigeria frm u??,as for me am frm Biafra.Let me even report u sef 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Poem,poems,next Is Death by shreder(m): 3:39pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Pls drop ur comment abt my peom to see more |
Literature / Poem,poems,next Is Death by shreder(m): 3:15pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Naija is not a place for kings....... But a place for prince who start to lead upon the death of kings........ Call me "lifeless" I take it personal bcus d leader went and brought d name to us........... And d streets are so dangerous,d police neva let peace to be with us....... Take ur problems up to God,he flushs it down and back again it lands on us........ Our sore bringin milk or pus while our life always goin sweet and sour....... Atlast I see d sun is up and half of it I see,it shine bright to us.......... Maybe d reason it hasnt cum to us,is cus our memory is lost and we still pray to dust. |
Crime / Re: Who Could Become Nairalands President If Election Holds Today? by shreder(m): 6:43pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
4601CE:NwaAmaikpe is d Fela of NL.................... Who no knw am nor knw book derefore D person is a learner.......... D only five star red cap chief. The only ozor title holder in NL.The fada of all masqurades. Seems lyk u just joined 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: Who Could Become Nairalands President If Election Holds Today? by shreder(m): 6:34pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe for president lalasticlala for local government chairman 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nwaamaikpe Is Back by shreder(m): 5:58pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe numba one fan is d ftc 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Who Is More Popular Between "Explorer" And "Nwaamaikpe" On This Forum? by shreder(m): 5:39pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe fc for life 7 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Accused Of Raping American Woman In 2009 by shreder(m): 8:51pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
Dis America sef ehn,last tym it was one wu sued samsong afta tryin to use her phone as vibrator,bill cosby,now dis.U.S women are lunatics,werey!! |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Who Climbed Mast To Protest Against Buhari Lands In Serious Trouble by shreder(m): 8:11am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Funny tin is two odas were arraigned for standin and watchin,so to stand and watch now na crime? 14 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Rain Of Abuse On Wasiu Ayinde Marshal K1 by shreder(m): 7:21pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Actually Davido's moda was a lecturer at babcock b4 her death and his fada had sum connection wit d school,so He met dem to create a new course for his son and dey did.Davido came out with third class. |
Politics / Re: Sleeping Governor : Gov.obasseki Sleeping When President Buhari Was Speaking by shreder(m): 3:52pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Sleepin Governor
Dancin senator
Lifeless president
Which kind country be dis....... |
Politics / Re: NTA Fumbling And Disgracing The Nation As Usual. by shreder(m): 12:09am On Sep 26, 2018 |
NTA is d reason I make sure my Gotv subscription neva ends,so I dont hv to b stuck wit watchin it.The sound alone is enuff to incite violence 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Embarrassed On Unapologetically Black, A Foreign Facebook Page by shreder(m): 9:24am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Make I go join dem insult Bobrisky 51 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun: List Of People Who Should Keep Quiet by shreder(m): 9:11am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Buhari,Solomon Dalung,Lie Mohammed,Femi Adesina,Chris Ngige,go kneel down infront of d class,u didnt do ur assignment |
Celebrities / Re: Curvy Actress Destiny Etiko Rocks See-through Dress (photos) by shreder(m): 8:49am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Asaba actress,just imagine d stupid name of d movie,madam try switch to cinema. |
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University: Institution Reacts As Police Describe School As ‘den Of by shreder(m): 8:33am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Jokes apart,AAU is a real den of cultist,speakin frm experience 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Is Billionaire Daughter Dj Cuppy Trying To Date Anthony Joshua? by shreder(m): 7:34am On Sep 25, 2018 |
Benjamin Mendy is on dat first pic mayb he is d one she is tryin to hook up with |
Celebrities / Re: 'Amala Is Poo, I Rather Go To Life Imprisonment Than Eat It — Jamaican Man Rants by shreder(m): 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
Oga u b poo too,I will chose life imprisonment ova u too sir,jus give us ur contacts so our G brodas can deal wit u too sir |
Politics / Re: SHOKER! Nigerian Pastor Calls President Buhari A Bastard. Video by shreder(m): 5:31pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
Mr OP its shocker not shoker,shuooo 1 Like |
Politics / Re: SHOKER! Nigerian Pastor Calls President Buhari A Bastard. Video by shreder(m): 5:29pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
Like I will start attendin dis Church 10 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: "I Will Be Honoured To Play For Nigeria" - Sheyi Ojo, Liverpool Star by shreder(m): 12:17pm On Sep 24, 2018 |
NFF and Rohr ova to u,plsssss dont miss anoda David Alaba 2 Likes |
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