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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 4:14pm On Nov 23, 2018
chrisley:


Shreder nice concept you've got.. It takes a seasoned nairalander to be able to come up with this

I'm still wonder why you portrayed NwaAmaikpe and as buddies in your setting.. quite ironic I must say

But your tale won't be complete without infusing popular nairalanders like naptu2 and tonyebarcanista in the plot


Your concept is lit.. keep the flame

Following
Wit tym dey wud b infused,jus kip on readin.Tnks
Politics / Re: Next Level Logo: Rex Institute Vows To Sue Buhari, APC For "Stealing" Logo by shreder(m): 5:10pm On Nov 22, 2018
APC can only govern properly in hell,I hate dem more for makin sumone lyk Atiku our only available option sad

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Politics / Re: Sit Down, Sit Down'' Crowd Shut Down Rotimi Amaechi At A Programme In Abuja by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Nov 22, 2018
I wonda why tins were not thrown at im ?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:30pm On Nov 22, 2018
Scheew scheew!,strikin ur name off d list

Out of all I mentioned up dere ur name is d least

I knw u celebrated wen I mentioned u lyk its a feast

Cus I dissed Nicheey doesnt make me a king but u hv to admit am d creame dela creame

U are jus chasin me frm behind lyk d police searchin for me and my team

Dis aint no prophecy dis is a fact

Ur head and shoulders are below my ass

Dats why U cant match up our stats Am gold while u spit bars dey brass

U wear d fear on ur chest lyk blouse,Afta dis u wish ur fone just cudnt browse

Deckline tinks he is bold cus Nicheey gave im fillers frm d movie Braveheart

My bars,have been argued by dos called to d bar,so dangerous it was termed illegal

Dis bitches tink dey can play lyk its Awcon,dey are shepolopolo's but I gun u down lyk Ordega

Wen to get whooped,so u dissed and got dirty den leta u plead for ur lyf lyk u turned a begger
Crime / Re: Di Number 1 Omila For Offa Bank Robbery Don Kpai For Police Hand by shreder(m): 2:25pm On Nov 21, 2018
Kporkpor don torture am,all d voltage wey im take go tiff don finish,ehya
Celebrities / Re: Bird Chases Cee-c Away In Dubai Desert - Photos by shreder(m): 2:21pm On Nov 21, 2018
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:39pm On Nov 21, 2018
[/color]If ur name aint mentioned up dere sori

But it aint my fault u aint no challenge[color=#990000][color=#990000]
If ur name aint mentioned up dere hurry

Beta make ursef a challenge[/color][color=#990000][/color]If ur name aint mentioned up dere worry

Beta b called to the throne of God on judgement dat dan to b snorbed and u miss d challenge
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:33pm On Nov 21, 2018
Now sumone is scared

Dont want his nigqas cryin loud wit his face on dier shirt

All ur lines and bars deserve a space at d back of d shelf

D beef aint endin till I cut it beta get it set

Since Vermaniace shut down and his life was spared

Hv been waitin for a fool to pinch me and feed my pen

Guess no one is man enuff seems lyk dey are beta off as ladies skirt

Where are dos talkin abt highclass and specs

Guess dey realise am upper dan dem down dere

Coward wit no action,no words and donda is gettin bored and weird

I always knew Nicheey lines were all fruad

Dont blame Opalk,aint his fault dat u aint no god

Start a diss but u aint bold enuff,shruken balls

Lets talk abt sum Niqqas prayin for attention infront of Mary's son's cross

Deckline cant get across d line to spit on d wax

He said he was dissin sumone but he took a chillpill and relaxed

PunFuMonQ busy seperatin his left balls frm d right

Wanna let y'all knw ur Silence is not of my delight
Music/Radio / Re: Maleek Berry Is The Best Thing To Happen To Nigeria Music Industry After Burna B by shreder(m): 3:43pm On Nov 19, 2018
OP u are among D few wit gud listenin ears in NL

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 10:22am On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
Please, I'm not a feminist.
Noted
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 10:08am On Nov 16, 2018
3.IamD18.
Number one enemy of all feminist.Highqueen is always acclaimed target,I perceive.To his credit,sometimes his comments are full of wisdom and he is quite funny.
2.lefulefu.
When you are talkin about s*x and he isn't on that thread then something is wrong
1.NwaAmaikpe.
Jezzzz!,this guy is sometimes annoying (most especially when it comes to LGBT issues),smart,funny and intelligent with good knowledge in any language or place.His advice sometimes are helpful sometimes they sound a little bit extreme or overboard But one thing issues sure,he speaks his mind.

By the way,the list is in my own opinion.

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Celebrities / Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 9:56am On Nov 16, 2018
On different social media sites,they are people with the most controversial,funny or annoying comments,Jim Iyke for example.Here in Nairaland,we have ours.Mind you,the list is in no hierarchy
10.Highqueen
She is a staunch feminist,always rushin to the aid of women in any thread.Too many times have I seen her clash with IamD18.
9.CAPSLOCKED.
This guy is a crazy atheist,when ever you want to preach your pastors sermon check well if he is online.
8.Sarrki
Presumably the leader of Buhari Media Crew,he is a stuanch supporter of the president and he is always ready to show it.
7..
another suspected member of BMC,although he seems to be alot more smarter.
6.Cilicmarin.
Another member of BMC.Watch your tongue when ever this guy is around and you want to talk about the president.

5.Tamarapretty.
Watchout for her in any thread you enter,most especially her clapback.
4.Luciferkristi.
The self-acclaimed leader of the Vaseline crew.His comment are always like his name(lips sealed).
3.IamD18.
Number one....
Crime / Re: 19-year-old Man Arrested For Possession Of Human Parts In Awka by shreder(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2018
If it is male part,he is gay,his boyfren cheated on im sad

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shades John Abayomi Aruleba, Instablog9ja Owner, Instablog9ja Responds by shreder(m): 1:09pm On Nov 15, 2018
I knw Aunty Kemi will say Davido and Linda Ikeji gave birth to d owner of instablog9ja sad

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Look Alike Rocks Wizkid’s Star Boy Jersey by shreder(m): 10:03am On Nov 15, 2018
Op u dont luk lyk starboi,Tink I dnt kmw dats ur pic sad
Celebrities / Re: This Is My Ashewo Face- Korede Bello by shreder(m): 6:58pm On Nov 14, 2018
Okonkwo thunder fire KB dia
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s LGBT Community Call For Boycott Of Infinix Phones Over Homophobic Post by shreder(m): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2018
As long s we are concerned LGBT isnt legal so cannot hv a community sad,Thumbs up to Infinix
Celebrities / Re: This Is My Ashewo Face- Korede Bello by shreder(m): 12:25pm On Nov 14, 2018
Who do dis boy don die,he forgot to unlock im sad

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:53am On Nov 14, 2018
If rap is friendly den it aint a game and if d game is friendly it aint rap

Dis wackness in all dis mumblin chap makes me great and distant dat u cud feel d gap

To find out Hw I do it u might nid a map den u end up breathless lyk u ran a lap

I shred garbage rappers,yes I shred wacks and craps

Dis niqqas so cold and white dey luk like pap,stop all dis ur dumb diss and take a nap

My instincts been tellin me lately to pick on dis niqqas
but Pickin on dem wud only make dem bigger

I knw dey so dumb to d point dey masturbate wit condom
den put a gun straight into dier goat-smellin bumbum

Dey tell u its safe sxx no fetish dey jus bein selfish

My condelence to d family of a psycho I knw dey wish less for im dan a bicycle,I still knw he is goin to b buried wit d lizards in a crack hole

Sippin d drugs now d psycho diss a boss and he has to leggo
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:12pm On Nov 13, 2018
Deckline:
The monk is prolly in the monastry! grin grin
Yes,just lyk Urskyl,while u are Tony Bellow grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:32pm On Nov 13, 2018
Dis one SUMONE wrote his line in pidgin hope dey hv not seen one of dos cheap Nigerian movie?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2018
A thousand dollar in my pants and ama shiit it off for a brain for Nicheey to respond

Deadbit rap psycho d beef btwn us is still a bond
But I will end it fast for u wit a Bullet frm johnny Rambo's gun
I knw u wearin of lyk my g.Pa's old brogues

I decide ur faith tho aint a man of God,dis 1 tin for ur brain to save

Nicheey is counterfeited,overated and u knw wat am sayin

He is gonna lie abt not replyin cus of a ban so Airmark take dis blame

U thot Nicheey wont copy lines?,yu nid a brain cus d niqgq is still d same

Deckline lukin for competition,sayin he beat me so I laff and once again challange im to a game

Dis time no runin away and we will see who's gonna slay

Belive me nxt year afta d presidential change u wud say dere was no Deckline b4 Santa came

Niggqs who diss me beta hv capacity for pain

Cus d pain will fall lyk rain and abusive lyk rape

Den a create a big hole in u to hv d whole Warri City contained

Deckline reply If u wanna go for a play cus I wanna clear d air,no airmarks startin 2day
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:22am On Nov 11, 2018
Deckline:
Shreder,tell him i'm waiting.
Spit d bars first
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:07am On Nov 11, 2018
Deckline:

Pick one of 'em for me and hope they'd be quick about it. I hate snails. I can't be dissing the wind.
PunFuMonQ
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2018
Deckline:

Just like i whooped yours right grin grin okay call your best buddies,i'll still make the kneel.
U didnt whoop my ass,but I challange u to roll d dice by first dissin PunFuMonQ or Dj5naira grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2018
Deckline:
I need a challenger.
I will say u go for d monq or dj5naira,dose guys are gud.tnk me by d tym dey whoop ur ass grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:20am On Nov 10, 2018
So finally Nicheey came back from disneyland/guess u hv cooked up some lines wit spongebob's hand

Afta commitin d sin/he turned to a dramaqueen/ but his script and lines ended and exit d scene

D goal u aim to achieve is to b like me/but I dont slip on movies and deal on myths/am so mysterious dats why u neva see my fleet/ryt now am smilin but afta my punches u cant find ur teeths

Ur d only one I dissed reclinin/so easy but for u its demeanin/dats why u call to beg but I kip declinin

Dis aint a killshot but a point and kill shop/so we use Nicheey's body for sport/dats wat u got wen u took Deckline's spot

D.O.N is d name broda/Had to grow my hair den I turned dondada/Had so much heir but none take d throne and u neither/ur bars are worthless and needless lyk five naira

U call my name and u will receive reply frm Ghana/I work hard to ryt my lines rurned me a grinder

D.O.N.D.A.D.A grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:59am On Nov 10, 2018
opalk:
After Shreder shredded Nicheey. grin cheesy
Lol
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:38pm On Nov 09, 2018
I dont nid pencil and paper to draw attention/but wen I tell my story u wud b my throwback picture/God ran out of bright colours wen paintin ur future

Who light a fire to burn y'all on a friday/nicheey am tired of ur dilly-dallyin mind games/Ur d heavyweight champion runnin away frm a lightweight/But yu will kip hatin frm d back lyk its a back ache

rap G sittin on his throne and wit a pen he is writin/chill it isnt ur death warrant he is signin/ releasin d flows lyk Hebrew woman procreatin

His chest is full with joy u wud tink he is lactatin

I take my tym to say dis painstakinly am attackin/ dis goose with full mechinary and mercenary backin/I leave u to gather ur thots togeda lyk its a party

Dont cry more dan d bereaved and make merry more dan d married

If u wanna die I wud bring u d ferry to take u to d land of no returnin

Kip stomachin dos hates afta all it aint my belly
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:05am On Nov 09, 2018
Still waitin for a reply
Education / Re: My Journey To The Nigeria Defense Academy. by shreder(m): 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2018
MY JOURNEY TO JOININ RAPPERS AFTA WATCHIN A MOVIE :-x

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