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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 4:14pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
chrisley:Wit tym dey wud b infused,jus kip on readin.Tnks |
Politics / Re: Next Level Logo: Rex Institute Vows To Sue Buhari, APC For "Stealing" Logo by shreder(m): 5:10pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
APC can only govern properly in hell,I hate dem more for makin sumone lyk Atiku our only available option 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Sit Down, Sit Down'' Crowd Shut Down Rotimi Amaechi At A Programme In Abuja by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
I wonda why tins were not thrown at im ? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:30pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
Scheew scheew!,strikin ur name off d list Out of all I mentioned up dere ur name is d least I knw u celebrated wen I mentioned u lyk its a feast Cus I dissed Nicheey doesnt make me a king but u hv to admit am d creame dela creame U are jus chasin me frm behind lyk d police searchin for me and my team Dis aint no prophecy dis is a fact Ur head and shoulders are below my ass Dats why U cant match up our stats Am gold while u spit bars dey brass U wear d fear on ur chest lyk blouse,Afta dis u wish ur fone just cudnt browse Deckline tinks he is bold cus Nicheey gave im fillers frm d movie Braveheart My bars,have been argued by dos called to d bar,so dangerous it was termed illegal Dis bitches tink dey can play lyk its Awcon,dey are shepolopolo's but I gun u down lyk Ordega Wen to get whooped,so u dissed and got dirty den leta u plead for ur lyf lyk u turned a begger |
Crime / Re: Di Number 1 Omila For Offa Bank Robbery Don Kpai For Police Hand by shreder(m): 2:25pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
Kporkpor don torture am,all d voltage wey im take go tiff don finish,ehya |
Celebrities / Re: Bird Chases Cee-c Away In Dubai Desert - Photos by shreder(m): 2:21pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:39pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
[/color]If ur name aint mentioned up dere sori But it aint my fault u aint no challenge[color=#990000][color=#990000]If ur name aint mentioned up dere hurry Beta make ursef a challenge[/color][color=#990000][/color]If ur name aint mentioned up dere worry Beta b called to the throne of God on judgement dat dan to b snorbed and u miss d challenge |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:33pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
Now sumone is scared Dont want his nigqas cryin loud wit his face on dier shirt All ur lines and bars deserve a space at d back of d shelf D beef aint endin till I cut it beta get it set Since Vermaniace shut down and his life was spared Hv been waitin for a fool to pinch me and feed my pen Guess no one is man enuff seems lyk dey are beta off as ladies skirt Where are dos talkin abt highclass and specs Guess dey realise am upper dan dem down dere Coward wit no action,no words and donda is gettin bored and weird I always knew Nicheey lines were all fruad Dont blame Opalk,aint his fault dat u aint no god Start a diss but u aint bold enuff,shruken balls Lets talk abt sum Niqqas prayin for attention infront of Mary's son's cross Deckline cant get across d line to spit on d wax He said he was dissin sumone but he took a chillpill and relaxed PunFuMonQ busy seperatin his left balls frm d right Wanna let y'all knw ur Silence is not of my delight |
Music/Radio / Re: Maleek Berry Is The Best Thing To Happen To Nigeria Music Industry After Burna B by shreder(m): 3:43pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
OP u are among D few wit gud listenin ears in NL 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 10:22am On Nov 16, 2018 |
highqueen:Noted |
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 10:08am On Nov 16, 2018 |
3.IamD18. Number one enemy of all feminist.Highqueen is always acclaimed target,I perceive.To his credit,sometimes his comments are full of wisdom and he is quite funny. 2.lefulefu. When you are talkin about s*x and he isn't on that thread then something is wrong 1.NwaAmaikpe. Jezzzz!,this guy is sometimes annoying (most especially when it comes to LGBT issues),smart,funny and intelligent with good knowledge in any language or place.His advice sometimes are helpful sometimes they sound a little bit extreme or overboard But one thing issues sure,he speaks his mind. By the way,the list is in my own opinion. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Top 10 People With The Funniest And Most Controversial Comments In Nairaland by shreder(m): 9:56am On Nov 16, 2018 |
On different social media sites,they are people with the most controversial,funny or annoying comments,Jim Iyke for example.Here in Nairaland,we have ours.Mind you,the list is in no hierarchy 10.Highqueen She is a staunch feminist,always rushin to the aid of women in any thread.Too many times have I seen her clash with IamD18. 9.CAPSLOCKED. This guy is a crazy atheist,when ever you want to preach your pastors sermon check well if he is online. 8.Sarrki Presumably the leader of Buhari Media Crew,he is a stuanch supporter of the president and he is always ready to show it. 7.. another suspected member of BMC,although he seems to be alot more smarter. 6.Cilicmarin. Another member of BMC.Watch your tongue when ever this guy is around and you want to talk about the president. 5.Tamarapretty. Watchout for her in any thread you enter,most especially her clapback. 4.Luciferkristi. The self-acclaimed leader of the Vaseline crew.His comment are always like his name(lips sealed). 3.IamD18. Number one.... |
Crime / Re: 19-year-old Man Arrested For Possession Of Human Parts In Awka by shreder(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2018 |
If it is male part,he is gay,his boyfren cheated on im 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shades John Abayomi Aruleba, Instablog9ja Owner, Instablog9ja Responds by shreder(m): 1:09pm On Nov 15, 2018 |
I knw Aunty Kemi will say Davido and Linda Ikeji gave birth to d owner of instablog9ja 12 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Look Alike Rocks Wizkid’s Star Boy Jersey by shreder(m): 10:03am On Nov 15, 2018 |
Op u dont luk lyk starboi,Tink I dnt kmw dats ur pic |
Celebrities / Re: This Is My Ashewo Face- Korede Bello by shreder(m): 6:58pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
Okonkwo thunder fire KB dia |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s LGBT Community Call For Boycott Of Infinix Phones Over Homophobic Post by shreder(m): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
As long s we are concerned LGBT isnt legal so cannot hv a community ,Thumbs up to Infinix |
Celebrities / Re: This Is My Ashewo Face- Korede Bello by shreder(m): 12:25pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
Who do dis boy don die,he forgot to unlock im 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:53am On Nov 14, 2018 |
If rap is friendly den it aint a game and if d game is friendly it aint rap Dis wackness in all dis mumblin chap makes me great and distant dat u cud feel d gap To find out Hw I do it u might nid a map den u end up breathless lyk u ran a lap I shred garbage rappers,yes I shred wacks and craps Dis niqqas so cold and white dey luk like pap,stop all dis ur dumb diss and take a nap My instincts been tellin me lately to pick on dis niqqas but Pickin on dem wud only make dem bigger I knw dey so dumb to d point dey masturbate wit condom den put a gun straight into dier goat-smellin bumbum Dey tell u its safe sxx no fetish dey jus bein selfish My condelence to d family of a psycho I knw dey wish less for im dan a bicycle,I still knw he is goin to b buried wit d lizards in a crack hole Sippin d drugs now d psycho diss a boss and he has to leggo |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:12pm On Nov 13, 2018 |
Deckline:Yes,just lyk Urskyl,while u are Tony Bellow |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:32pm On Nov 13, 2018 |
Dis one SUMONE wrote his line in pidgin hope dey hv not seen one of dos cheap Nigerian movie? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2018 |
A thousand dollar in my pants and ama shiit it off for a brain for Nicheey to respond Deadbit rap psycho d beef btwn us is still a bond But I will end it fast for u wit a Bullet frm johnny Rambo's gun I knw u wearin of lyk my g.Pa's old brogues I decide ur faith tho aint a man of God,dis 1 tin for ur brain to save Nicheey is counterfeited,overated and u knw wat am sayin He is gonna lie abt not replyin cus of a ban so Airmark take dis blame U thot Nicheey wont copy lines?,yu nid a brain cus d niqgq is still d same Deckline lukin for competition,sayin he beat me so I laff and once again challange im to a game Dis time no runin away and we will see who's gonna slay Belive me nxt year afta d presidential change u wud say dere was no Deckline b4 Santa came Niggqs who diss me beta hv capacity for pain Cus d pain will fall lyk rain and abusive lyk rape Den a create a big hole in u to hv d whole Warri City contained Deckline reply If u wanna go for a play cus I wanna clear d air,no airmarks startin 2day |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:22am On Nov 11, 2018 |
Deckline:Spit d bars first |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:07am On Nov 11, 2018 |
Deckline:PunFuMonQ |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2018 |
Deckline:U didnt whoop my ass,but I challange u to roll d dice by first dissin PunFuMonQ or Dj5naira 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2018 |
Deckline:I will say u go for d monq or dj5naira,dose guys are gud.tnk me by d tym dey whoop ur ass |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:20am On Nov 10, 2018 |
So finally Nicheey came back from disneyland/guess u hv cooked up some lines wit spongebob's hand Afta commitin d sin/he turned to a dramaqueen/ but his script and lines ended and exit d scene D goal u aim to achieve is to b like me/but I dont slip on movies and deal on myths/am so mysterious dats why u neva see my fleet/ryt now am smilin but afta my punches u cant find ur teeths Ur d only one I dissed reclinin/so easy but for u its demeanin/dats why u call to beg but I kip declinin Dis aint a killshot but a point and kill shop/so we use Nicheey's body for sport/dats wat u got wen u took Deckline's spot D.O.N is d name broda/Had to grow my hair den I turned dondada/Had so much heir but none take d throne and u neither/ur bars are worthless and needless lyk five naira U call my name and u will receive reply frm Ghana/I work hard to ryt my lines rurned me a grinder D.O.N.D.A.D.A 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:59am On Nov 10, 2018 |
opalk:Lol |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:38pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
I dont nid pencil and paper to draw attention/but wen I tell my story u wud b my throwback picture/God ran out of bright colours wen paintin ur future Who light a fire to burn y'all on a friday/nicheey am tired of ur dilly-dallyin mind games/Ur d heavyweight champion runnin away frm a lightweight/But yu will kip hatin frm d back lyk its a back ache rap G sittin on his throne and wit a pen he is writin/chill it isnt ur death warrant he is signin/ releasin d flows lyk Hebrew woman procreatin His chest is full with joy u wud tink he is lactatin I take my tym to say dis painstakinly am attackin/ dis goose with full mechinary and mercenary backin/I leave u to gather ur thots togeda lyk its a party Dont cry more dan d bereaved and make merry more dan d married If u wanna die I wud bring u d ferry to take u to d land of no returnin Kip stomachin dos hates afta all it aint my belly |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:05am On Nov 09, 2018 |
Still waitin for a reply |
Education / Re: My Journey To The Nigeria Defense Academy. by shreder(m): 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
MY JOURNEY TO JOININ RAPPERS AFTA WATCHIN A MOVIE :-x |
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