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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2018
Bro said am gay,wats d proof to dat
Lie one more tym end up in hell tonight
Getin tired of waitin for dis fool to die
Deckline beta duck cus ama shoot tonight
Ur bitch say u suck,damn dat puscy was ryt
I didnt cum to dis place to pick up a fight
But u diss,for sure,I cum into ur lyf
Move into ur bitch's leg,hit her frm d back
Spillin shii dat am ur son,u dont knw,who is dat?
I might b ur fada's classmate,wetin d kid dey carp
Ask ur mom,am d one sneakin into her room at night
Dats why ur dada cried,he cud just smell d doom
Last tym I told u dat ur bodi will end up in a pool
Dark,red pool lyk niqga I just bought it new
Its a news flash for u,men I jus brought d news
Deckline turned into a puppy,luk lyk scooby doo
Deckline am not patient wen it cums to u
Dat is a permanent fact pls pls dont let it get Confuse
Afta dis part,I end it up for u
In psychiatrist home,typin wit a nurses fone
Rivalry gettin stale,end it startin frm u
I turn my enemies to memories,sweep dem off wit broom
DONDADA

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:41pm On Oct 16, 2018
Shut up dicktionary deckline
Ur a dicktionary,den am advanced oxford
I can see ur glow is on d decline
Shut up deckline dats hw I pacify.
My hands on ur mom bress not pocket
Hw can u claim dat I be in ur bress pocket
Dondada d shotcaller,ur my first puppet.
D day u were born,ur mom was receivin my cumshot
All dis upcomin guys dat neva rilly came up
Dats why I say ur sensssse rilly came short
Do me a favour just shut up and grow up
Claimin u were ban,ur rilly not dat famous
Bannin is a priviledge for d very very fake ones
Wen was d last tym ur teeth touched close up
Slave mentality steal slim shadys line jus to shake up
As long as naija neva don dey evn break up
My heart is gonna remain literarily locked up
Cus if I cry its gonna b...... huge raindrops
Pickin ur pieces lyk am pickin up deaddrops
Ur bxtch I go spray,meanwhile she is screamin droptop
If U didnt call me u wud neva hv to Bleep up
U must b hi on weed,formin wizzy screamin soco

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:27pm On Oct 16, 2018
Deckline my man
Took u long to be back
I thot dat u travelled wit PMB d cow
Ur back wit no bang and start to BRAG out loud
shine ur teeth lyk Lia Mohammeds GLASS
Lemme let u knw u used to b d best in d past
Arnd d tym Abacha was busy holdin ground
Talk abt my height lyk ur knw dondadas size
I hv no problem wit it,dis is David and Goliaths tym
Ur senses dull lyk an officer takin alot of bribe
Took u dis while to reply a simple jibe
Suckin ur dick but I knw dat ur sperm is dried
STD is ur case,ur no longer mommas pride
Ur teacher monQ is Fine
He is closin his eyes frm my shine
Am d new age Mode 9
Am d new jessi jagz
Short lyk M.I I am as cool as Ice
Hatin on me,u can eat shi and die
God is wit me,bleep wit me,hell fire
U bxtch arnd lyk ur coco in empire
For ur race to hell am d main umpire
Bite ur lines off am a bad vampire

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Cheating, Forced To Tattoo His Wife's Name On His Joystick by shreder(m): 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2018
Judges in U.S. wastes dier tym attendin to dier countrys growin numba of psycophants.Today its rape,tmrw it is suing samsung for masturbatin wit ur fone.Mtcheeew
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:43pm On Oct 15, 2018
PunfumonQ,I am awaitin ur REPLY
Cookin up ur stories,buhari cookin up his LIES
Hope no damage to ur fone frm d fire of my LINES
Dis is d moment u hv been waitin all ur LIFE
Leavin my title out of dis,lemme give u a SURPRISE
Wen was d last tym ur lines really got so FRIED
Runnin out of patience,men am holdin back my SMILE
U hv been takin too long lyk u are runin back a MILE
Too bad for u,ur case is on my very own FILE
For d record d only Nigqa u taught was dickhead Deckline
Hello?,hawa u?,hope ur sista is FINE
Ur not even a monQ,ur not spiritually INCLINED
Now its dis punk MonQ tym,soon enuff it will be for deckline
Dont cum at me again u are a CYLINDER witout GAS
Domain is a CALENDER ur day will be LAST
Two minute men don dey sharpen up dier mouth
MonQ was quotin scriptures meanwhile Nicheey was screwin up his asx
Heard me call back Nicheey den his fear came back alive
So u knw,ur bixtch is on my lap takin a long DRIVE

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:46pm On Oct 14, 2018
Shut up punfumonQ
U scared of Nicheey now u dissin me
But ama school u in a class and u wont miss it
Am a bigger nightmare in ur lame history
U badsmellin fish,aquarium pipo said u missin
Ur d kind of result wen mom is into fishery
If dis domain was a class I bet u will b d last person
Followed closely by ur bxtch dat deckline of a person
Two fools actin up,droppin down ur bad habit
Ryt now in ur hood prepare for mr Smith and Wilson
M-16 better cus dis loverbirds have so pissed me
Years 14,dats wat d judge told u am d plaintiff
Dont u knw MonQ steals lines,he is notin but a plain thief
Am still d dondada here,rasta dreadlocks plaitin
I ryt stories,I ryt bars boy ur still pipin
U bitch,u hv been actin slxtty lately,am still pimpin
Camera rollin me in front and dey still filmin
U goat ass pay just to watch me freaky
Bleep Deckline abi decline abi dickline
Bleep PunfumonQ,Am alien,dont belong to dis word. BLEEP

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:25pm On Oct 14, 2018
All dis niqqas rubin dier 2inch dick rytin flows to impress hoes
At d end,dier dick in dier mouth,mumblin,dier rap cums out so
For dier flows it cums out slow and dey cant take much heavy load
For d love I gat for dis game evn my bxtch cant take it so
All dis lil kiddies rappin tink am playin tic tac toes
For d love I hv for rappin I wud tear up any home
D love ur bitch gat for me make her river tears flow
Now decklin bitch hyperventilatin tell her pls take it slow
PunfumonQ aint hapi,try make ursef d dondada clown
Diss me again den u fynd ursef in a deep red dark pool
For d record,am livin in a house of my own dat evrybodi knw
not lyk deckline livin in his parents old one witches declined cove
Not punfumonQ squattin in his cheap old ladys home
Given old rags frm his bxtchs fada just so dat he has clothes
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:36pm On Oct 14, 2018
Whu d fxxk is deckline or dat foolish monQey(punfumonQ)

Mugus laff in hysterics

1+1 is 2 mugu get it into ur cranny

Since mornin hv been smilin

Truth is sumtin dat dickline and punfoolmonQ cant snuff in

Speakin frm experience
used to be in level 0 wit monQey b4 my tym and I bcame prominent

Bxtches open eyes to d fact dat is eminent

Am d dondada here y'all shud compliment

Dont change my white wit black paint

Fool,listen to my point

to understand wat I meant

den u can use moms fone to lay down ur comment

U can tell all ur frnds
I,ur master take all of dem

To be my butler,my gardener and my very own chef

Game I move in silence

gansters move in silence

Thug lyf aint good

so I ditched it and violence

If not I wud b screwin y'all bitches axx in my apartment

B4 I landed dis grown fools were stylin

I knw dey wish once more to experience my absence

But ryt now in d present

dat I am always present

U beta shut up
or u who
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:08am On Oct 14, 2018
Where is Nicheey sef?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:06am On Oct 14, 2018
Hv been hearin niqqas talk too much
Wonda if dey are sufferin frm brain turmour
Cant imagine mysef dat I fall so low
Am dondada here,my power just absolute
Argue wit me,ur family will cum pay tribute
Any trap u set,bro,u still unda my foot
I will cheat u lyk a Politician,treasury loot
Give u slap to reset,ur system reboot
Hv been cryin alot lately,somebody pass d tissue
Why dis fools tryna misuse D ryt to speech
Lately dey hv been tryin to confuse Oda pipos tinkin
Why not kip shut before my pistol find an issue
Dont blame me wen my words hit u lyk a piston
U been warned before,stop ur tinkin and stupid preachin
Stop formin rasta ur knw ur not frm kingston
U tink ur sometin but ur dick says ur notin
I knw u want pity,I give u back notin
So wen nxt u mention my name wen u trashtalkin
I will make sure ur ryt infront wen my gun is barkin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2018
if ur up in heaven belive me am god

But u hv to b dead so I do it quick ofcus

Whip my ghost past,cant see,ur vision is blurred

Talk out of d syd of ur neck,and my mission is blood

Puccyniggas sheddin tears and it might lead to flood

Put NEMA on d fone dey can take care of ur probs

Village pipo gather round and dey lay down d curse

Dats why u actin freaky,ur problem is frm d top

Money makin Mickey,dat is d name I was called,den I got bored changed it back to d boss

Youngins in my street goin to sch wit a gun,teachers try to teach dem,spray his blood on d board

Blame it on d politicians who gave dem gun,told my little homie pls kip off dos bois

Bullet sprayin,money sprayin,yung ones aint gat no love

Dey call me old fashion said am no longer in vogue

But dis shii u doin I was d first in d work

But d shii u doin broda am no longa involved

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Visit Atiku Abubakar (Photo) by shreder(m): 3:20pm On Oct 13, 2018
I hate Buhari more for makin Atiku a gud option

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Politics / Re: What Would You Change If You Become The President Of Nigeria For 7-days? by shreder(m): 2:26pm On Oct 13, 2018
To join d police force u must hv bachelors degree or atleast a diploma,

To contest in an election u must prepare ur budget first,so voters vote for ur budget not u

Sack Solomon Dalung,lia Mohammed e.T.C

Remove d power of fire and hire of efcc boss by d president

Den on d last day I will mk d salary of all political office holders to b on d minimum wage

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:29pm On Oct 13, 2018
Why d diss?,bxtch pick a syd wit me

Ur main bxtch trippin,she wud give her lyf for me

Her broda cryin out,visit my sist but dats borin

I heard u hv been tryna mk babies and money

But wait for me,pick my gun and am cumin

Lead through ur skin,ask ur corpse hw u doin

Dis is a special message to dos actin funny

Formin clowns but deny ur bxtch aint ur granny

For d record am d one wu thot ur mom to suck a dick clean and call me anytym she think she is hungry

Wen u see me in life,mk ur toe nails flip den u knw in d hood am d big bad bunny

So free me and do ur tin ballerinas cus I dont want any problem wit d policia

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:28am On Oct 13, 2018
Donkinno:
shreder, keep shredding Thumbs up bro write you leta
Tnks bro
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:06am On Oct 13, 2018
Donkinno:


i just dey observe
Hv to say ur a rilly gud guy


Hv been readin ur lines for a very long tym


I hope one day we met and spend some couple tym,take a couple drinks wit our haters girl child


Always talk abt all d treasures of my life
Ur lines have always been shinin gold to my eyes


Always grateful to d lord,lift my eyes to d sky
Disgetin ur lines lyk my very piece of pie


No axxkissin,odas are shii in a pile
Dats y wen I praise ya I aint tellin lies


Put u wit Tupac,Notorious and d list is nyc
If not for d country,dey wont catch up wit ur vybes


Tnks Sir,Respect to ur mama.
Politics / Re: SHOCKER : Buhari's Minister Of Defence Now Atikulated!!! by shreder(m): 10:32am On Oct 13, 2018
OP I will flog u oo

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:23am On Oct 13, 2018
Favours in my Life has just been blessins in disguise/ D only way I knw is wen d broda rily try/ Been livin on my own wit family membas in my home/ My embers goin cold I nid a lighta to my soul/ Its tym to talk abt d tins pipo dont rily knw/ Tins I kept up in my mind now its eatin out my soul/ Rappers try to inspire wit sum rily cool flows/ Behind d mic dey do tins dat only God knws/ My pastor preachin light wit a rilly dark soul/ To mk me fil uncomfy put my poket in a bowl/ Actors actin out den put d tins out on dier fone/ Lord knws last tin I become is one of dier fools/ My teacher told me read ur books my mama said it too /But mama wizkid makin millions didnt go to school /My teacher wu said all dis now lukin lyk a fool /His salary is my sch fees dat doesnt luk so cool

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Covers Latest Issue Of Savvy Magazine Africa in Underwear (Pic) by shreder(m): 8:31am On Oct 13, 2018
QuietHammer:
Girl child this, girl child that. Give us a break
Am tired sef,its lyk dey want d world to abandon d male child only for dem to get married and start prayin for male children

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Politics / Re: Why I Picked Peter Obi As My Running Mate – Atiku by shreder(m): 11:02pm On Oct 12, 2018
Why is it dat our VP is always d smarter one btwn himsef and d president?
Celebrities / Re: Artist Draws A Tiwa Savage Looking Portrait For Laura Ikeji (photos) by shreder(m): 9:31pm On Oct 12, 2018
Dis is wat hppens wen u draw a fair lady wit a pencil dat is dark,it cums out ugly
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:17pm On Oct 08, 2018
Am a newbie,pls no dissin............. I settle Score for d first tym Nxt tym I see u put a bullet in ur left syd Dis is Not ur first tym,nxt tym will b ur last tym So popcultured but still neva seen d reals Wat is dis african culture lost hold of it Hv been feedin pips more dan ur modafuckin old team Left dem in pieces,pick dem up made'em whole piece Draw dem back,why cant u give back dier old peace? jus lyk electricity and den nepa seized Spread my seed,u seized it lyk its now a sin Saw hw ur kid went wen death came to im why cant odas be treated?,wat a big deceit B4 I die,i saw d apple of my eye,den I saw grape nd banana by my syd Hope broda I hvnt rilly gone blind Cus dis shit did lots of damage to my pride Treasures in d bottom of d seas of my eyes den I realise it hv been d trick of my eyes Den I realise its been a game of my mind.

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Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2018
to annoy im again.
"I will give u a 2nd chance to correct wat u said"He said dis wit a stern face and immediately I knew I was in grave danger.
"Leave am,e nor knw say we fit kill am for here"one of his choir boys chipped in.His mouth was lyk probiscis,d oda bois were not lukin beta either although dey all wore expensive wristwatches.In a normal situation I wud hv insulted dis mosquito lukin fool but it wudnt hv been in my best interest so I played d fool.
"Lets give im some days to tink"d only lady in our midst spoke 4 d first tym den turned towards me,her eyes were light brown,her chest was full,she wasnt chubby at all.More shirt buttons were open dan supposed and I lost my sef starin insyd as she bent her waist so her face can be close to mine
"U beta cum up wit a gud ansa wen we met again else u wud hv ursef to blame".She said dis frownin but it was hard getin d message.Her beauty wasnt sumtin I see on gals on my way home or d ones in my class.................................TBC
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 3:11pm On Oct 06, 2018
sitted,dere was 5 bois arnd im lyk elders in a kings court,wit a girl close by.He had his hands arnd d girls waist.She was beautiful,in his class too,out of curiosity,I had to check for her name later,Jenny was her name.Instantly I was crushin on her.I was old for my class dat explains d crush tin.
"My name is Bill,senior"I ansad still not findin dis "senior" tin easy.
"David,dats my name,witout furda waste of tym,my reason for callin u here is to let u knw I hv specially chosen u"He paused,draging out a cigarette packet frm his left pocket,removin one stick,den passed it to d odas
"u for recruitment into our brodahood"He said releasin smoke frm his nostrils.I was no dummy,I had already been thot abt cultism in primary sch.
"Sori,am not interested"I replied wit boldness and arrogance dat wud hv made my primary sch teacher proud.
"U say wetin?"He barked,standin up from his chair,dere was dis rage in his eyes and I swear he cud hv done sumtin bad to my head had I said sumtin........TBC
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 2:39pm On Oct 06, 2018
B4 d end of d day,my name was taken down and all oda registration was done although I only paid a part of d sch fees.On my way home,I felt lonely for once in a long tym I was walkin alone back frm sch.I felt lyk a fish out of water and to make tins worst,pipo kept askin me questions lyk
"which sch u dey go?","U don finish primary sch?".
I got home and unlike my mom,dere was no food at home.This was a sign of bad tinz dat were abt to unfold both at home and at sch.The nxt day at sch,my classmates told me a senior in ss2 was lukin for d new student in our class and dat was me.I went searchin for im at recess.I found im afta much stress at d back of d sch.
"Gudmornin,senior"I greeted almost vomitin,I was already used to bein d one dat was greeted back den in primary sch and I was now findin it hard to do same to anoda.He responded by just wavin,much to my displeasure,
"Wat is ur name?" he asked.His voice was rilly deep,u cud tell he was 16,tall,dark and had an athletic body.Frm were he was.....TBC
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Gang Raped By 10 Boys During Cult Initiation In Anambra. by shreder(m): 11:37am On Oct 06, 2018
If d rapists are minors lyk her den it cant be called rape bcus dere was mutual consent b4 it hppnd.

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Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 10:56am On Oct 05, 2018
New part cumin soon
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Of Life by shreder(m): 8:01pm On Oct 04, 2018
Nyc check mine out though short.... In d game I move in silence Gangstars move in silence Police on d streets tryna get us down for violence, Politicians still not tinkin dier excuse still flimsy dats why a broda fell backdown to evil tinkin, My bae still complainin her words still dey pain me she tink her boyfrnd department nids sum gud shakin, My fada still regrettin Wish dat tym e spent it flexin, cus now instead of rest he still make do wit table cleanin, My lil G u feel me?, Dis lyf isnt dat easy, Dis lyf isnt a dumb story of kanye and yizzy Dats rily why Kiki rily feel in love wit Drizzy,
Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2018
Should I ryt anoda??
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2018
TBC
Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 9:35am On Oct 03, 2018
jpy

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