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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Bro said am gay,wats d proof to dat Lie one more tym end up in hell tonight Getin tired of waitin for dis fool to die Deckline beta duck cus ama shoot tonight Ur bitch say u suck,damn dat puscy was ryt I didnt cum to dis place to pick up a fight But u diss,for sure,I cum into ur lyf Move into ur bitch's leg,hit her frm d back Spillin shii dat am ur son,u dont knw,who is dat? I might b ur fada's classmate,wetin d kid dey carp Ask ur mom,am d one sneakin into her room at night Dats why ur dada cried,he cud just smell d doom Last tym I told u dat ur bodi will end up in a pool Dark,red pool lyk niqga I just bought it new Its a news flash for u,men I jus brought d news Deckline turned into a puppy,luk lyk scooby doo Deckline am not patient wen it cums to u Dat is a permanent fact pls pls dont let it get Confuse Afta dis part,I end it up for u In psychiatrist home,typin wit a nurses fone Rivalry gettin stale,end it startin frm u I turn my enemies to memories,sweep dem off wit broom DONDADA 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:41pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Shut up dicktionary deckline Ur a dicktionary,den am advanced oxford I can see ur glow is on d decline Shut up deckline dats hw I pacify. My hands on ur mom bress not pocket Hw can u claim dat I be in ur bress pocket Dondada d shotcaller,ur my first puppet. D day u were born,ur mom was receivin my cumshot All dis upcomin guys dat neva rilly came up Dats why I say ur sensssse rilly came short Do me a favour just shut up and grow up Claimin u were ban,ur rilly not dat famous Bannin is a priviledge for d very very fake ones Wen was d last tym ur teeth touched close up Slave mentality steal slim shadys line jus to shake up As long as naija neva don dey evn break up My heart is gonna remain literarily locked up Cus if I cry its gonna b...... huge raindrops Pickin ur pieces lyk am pickin up deaddrops Ur bxtch I go spray,meanwhile she is screamin droptop If U didnt call me u wud neva hv to Bleep up U must b hi on weed,formin wizzy screamin soco 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:27pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Deckline my man Took u long to be back I thot dat u travelled wit PMB d cow Ur back wit no bang and start to BRAG out loud shine ur teeth lyk Lia Mohammeds GLASS Lemme let u knw u used to b d best in d past Arnd d tym Abacha was busy holdin ground Talk abt my height lyk ur knw dondadas size I hv no problem wit it,dis is David and Goliaths tym Ur senses dull lyk an officer takin alot of bribe Took u dis while to reply a simple jibe Suckin ur dick but I knw dat ur sperm is dried STD is ur case,ur no longer mommas pride Ur teacher monQ is Fine He is closin his eyes frm my shine Am d new age Mode 9 Am d new jessi jagz Short lyk M.I I am as cool as Ice Hatin on me,u can eat shi and die God is wit me,bleep wit me,hell fire U bxtch arnd lyk ur coco in empire For ur race to hell am d main umpire Bite ur lines off am a bad vampire 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man Caught Cheating, Forced To Tattoo His Wife's Name On His Joystick by shreder(m): 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Judges in U.S. wastes dier tym attendin to dier countrys growin numba of psycophants.Today its rape,tmrw it is suing samsung for masturbatin wit ur fone.Mtcheeew |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:43pm On Oct 15, 2018 |
PunfumonQ,I am awaitin ur REPLY Cookin up ur stories,buhari cookin up his LIES Hope no damage to ur fone frm d fire of my LINES Dis is d moment u hv been waitin all ur LIFE Leavin my title out of dis,lemme give u a SURPRISE Wen was d last tym ur lines really got so FRIED Runnin out of patience,men am holdin back my SMILE U hv been takin too long lyk u are runin back a MILE Too bad for u,ur case is on my very own FILE For d record d only Nigqa u taught was dickhead Deckline Hello?,hawa u?,hope ur sista is FINE Ur not even a monQ,ur not spiritually INCLINED Now its dis punk MonQ tym,soon enuff it will be for deckline Dont cum at me again u are a CYLINDER witout GAS Domain is a CALENDER ur day will be LAST Two minute men don dey sharpen up dier mouth MonQ was quotin scriptures meanwhile Nicheey was screwin up his asx Heard me call back Nicheey den his fear came back alive So u knw,ur bixtch is on my lap takin a long DRIVE 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:46pm On Oct 14, 2018 |
Shut up punfumonQ U scared of Nicheey now u dissin me But ama school u in a class and u wont miss it Am a bigger nightmare in ur lame history U badsmellin fish,aquarium pipo said u missin Ur d kind of result wen mom is into fishery If dis domain was a class I bet u will b d last person Followed closely by ur bxtch dat deckline of a person Two fools actin up,droppin down ur bad habit Ryt now in ur hood prepare for mr Smith and Wilson M-16 better cus dis loverbirds have so pissed me Years 14,dats wat d judge told u am d plaintiff Dont u knw MonQ steals lines,he is notin but a plain thief Am still d dondada here,rasta dreadlocks plaitin I ryt stories,I ryt bars boy ur still pipin U bitch,u hv been actin slxtty lately,am still pimpin Camera rollin me in front and dey still filmin U goat ass pay just to watch me freaky Bleep Deckline abi decline abi dickline Bleep PunfumonQ,Am alien,dont belong to dis word. BLEEP 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:25pm On Oct 14, 2018 |
All dis niqqas rubin dier 2inch dick rytin flows to impress hoes At d end,dier dick in dier mouth,mumblin,dier rap cums out so For dier flows it cums out slow and dey cant take much heavy load For d love I gat for dis game evn my bxtch cant take it so All dis lil kiddies rappin tink am playin tic tac toes For d love I hv for rappin I wud tear up any home D love ur bitch gat for me make her river tears flow Now decklin bitch hyperventilatin tell her pls take it slow PunfumonQ aint hapi,try make ursef d dondada clown Diss me again den u fynd ursef in a deep red dark pool For d record,am livin in a house of my own dat evrybodi knw not lyk deckline livin in his parents old one witches declined cove Not punfumonQ squattin in his cheap old ladys home Given old rags frm his bxtchs fada just so dat he has clothes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:36pm On Oct 14, 2018 |
Whu d fxxk is deckline or dat foolish monQey(punfumonQ) Mugus laff in hysterics 1+1 is 2 mugu get it into ur cranny Since mornin hv been smilin Truth is sumtin dat dickline and punfoolmonQ cant snuff in Speakin frm experience used to be in level 0 wit monQey b4 my tym and I bcame prominent Bxtches open eyes to d fact dat is eminent Am d dondada here y'all shud compliment Dont change my white wit black paint Fool,listen to my point to understand wat I meant den u can use moms fone to lay down ur comment U can tell all ur frnds I,ur master take all of dem To be my butler,my gardener and my very own chef Game I move in silence gansters move in silence Thug lyf aint good so I ditched it and violence If not I wud b screwin y'all bitches axx in my apartment B4 I landed dis grown fools were stylin I knw dey wish once more to experience my absence But ryt now in d present dat I am always present U beta shut up or u who |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:08am On Oct 14, 2018 |
Where is Nicheey sef? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:06am On Oct 14, 2018 |
Hv been hearin niqqas talk too much Wonda if dey are sufferin frm brain turmour Cant imagine mysef dat I fall so low Am dondada here,my power just absolute Argue wit me,ur family will cum pay tribute Any trap u set,bro,u still unda my foot I will cheat u lyk a Politician,treasury loot Give u slap to reset,ur system reboot Hv been cryin alot lately,somebody pass d tissue Why dis fools tryna misuse D ryt to speech Lately dey hv been tryin to confuse Oda pipos tinkin Why not kip shut before my pistol find an issue Dont blame me wen my words hit u lyk a piston U been warned before,stop ur tinkin and stupid preachin Stop formin rasta ur knw ur not frm kingston U tink ur sometin but ur dick says ur notin I knw u want pity,I give u back notin So wen nxt u mention my name wen u trashtalkin I will make sure ur ryt infront wen my gun is barkin 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
if ur up in heaven belive me am god But u hv to b dead so I do it quick ofcus Whip my ghost past,cant see,ur vision is blurred Talk out of d syd of ur neck,and my mission is blood Puccyniggas sheddin tears and it might lead to flood Put NEMA on d fone dey can take care of ur probs Village pipo gather round and dey lay down d curse Dats why u actin freaky,ur problem is frm d top Money makin Mickey,dat is d name I was called,den I got bored changed it back to d boss Youngins in my street goin to sch wit a gun,teachers try to teach dem,spray his blood on d board Blame it on d politicians who gave dem gun,told my little homie pls kip off dos bois Bullet sprayin,money sprayin,yung ones aint gat no love Dey call me old fashion said am no longer in vogue But dis shii u doin I was d first in d work But d shii u doin broda am no longa involved 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Visit Atiku Abubakar (Photo) by shreder(m): 3:20pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
I hate Buhari more for makin Atiku a gud option 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: What Would You Change If You Become The President Of Nigeria For 7-days? by shreder(m): 2:26pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
To join d police force u must hv bachelors degree or atleast a diploma, To contest in an election u must prepare ur budget first,so voters vote for ur budget not u Sack Solomon Dalung,lia Mohammed e.T.C Remove d power of fire and hire of efcc boss by d president Den on d last day I will mk d salary of all political office holders to b on d minimum wage 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:29pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
Why d diss?,bxtch pick a syd wit me Ur main bxtch trippin,she wud give her lyf for me Her broda cryin out,visit my sist but dats borin I heard u hv been tryna mk babies and money But wait for me,pick my gun and am cumin Lead through ur skin,ask ur corpse hw u doin Dis is a special message to dos actin funny Formin clowns but deny ur bxtch aint ur granny For d record am d one wu thot ur mom to suck a dick clean and call me anytym she think she is hungry Wen u see me in life,mk ur toe nails flip den u knw in d hood am d big bad bunny So free me and do ur tin ballerinas cus I dont want any problem wit d policia 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:28am On Oct 13, 2018 |
Donkinno:Tnks bro |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:06am On Oct 13, 2018 |
Donkinno:Hv to say ur a rilly gud guy Hv been readin ur lines for a very long tym I hope one day we met and spend some couple tym,take a couple drinks wit our haters girl child Always talk abt all d treasures of my life Ur lines have always been shinin gold to my eyes Always grateful to d lord,lift my eyes to d sky Disgetin ur lines lyk my very piece of pie No axxkissin,odas are shii in a pile Dats y wen I praise ya I aint tellin lies Put u wit Tupac,Notorious and d list is nyc If not for d country,dey wont catch up wit ur vybes Tnks Sir,Respect to ur mama. |
Politics / Re: SHOCKER : Buhari's Minister Of Defence Now Atikulated!!! by shreder(m): 10:32am On Oct 13, 2018 |
OP I will flog u oo 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:23am On Oct 13, 2018 |
Favours in my Life has just been blessins in disguise/
D only way I knw is wen d broda rily try/
Been livin on my own wit family membas in my home/
My embers goin cold I nid a lighta to my soul/
Its tym to talk abt d tins pipo dont rily knw/
Tins I kept up in my mind now its eatin out my soul/
Rappers try to inspire wit sum rily cool flows/
Behind d mic dey do tins dat only God knws/
My pastor preachin light wit a rilly dark soul/
To mk me fil uncomfy put my poket in a bowl/
Actors actin out den put d tins out on dier fone/
Lord knws last tin I become is one of dier fools/
My teacher told me read ur books my mama said it too
/But mama wizkid makin millions didnt go to school
/My teacher wu said all dis now lukin lyk a fool
/His salary is my sch fees dat doesnt luk so cool 1 Like 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Covers Latest Issue Of Savvy Magazine Africa in Underwear (Pic) by shreder(m): 8:31am On Oct 13, 2018 |
QuietHammer:Am tired sef,its lyk dey want d world to abandon d male child only for dem to get married and start prayin for male children 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why I Picked Peter Obi As My Running Mate – Atiku by shreder(m): 11:02pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
Why is it dat our VP is always d smarter one btwn himsef and d president? |
Celebrities / Re: Artist Draws A Tiwa Savage Looking Portrait For Laura Ikeji (photos) by shreder(m): 9:31pm On Oct 12, 2018 |
Dis is wat hppens wen u draw a fair lady wit a pencil dat is dark,it cums out ugly |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:17pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Am a newbie,pls no dissin.............
I settle Score for d first tym
Nxt tym I see u put a bullet in ur left syd
Dis is Not ur first tym,nxt tym will b ur last tym
So popcultured but still neva seen d reals
Wat is dis african culture lost hold of it
Hv been feedin pips more dan ur modafuckin old team
Left dem in pieces,pick dem up made'em whole piece
Draw dem back,why cant u give back dier old peace?
jus lyk electricity and den nepa seized
Spread my seed,u seized it lyk its now a sin
Saw hw ur kid went wen death came to im
why cant odas be treated?,wat a big deceit
B4 I die,i saw d apple of my eye,den I saw grape nd banana by my syd
Hope broda I hvnt rilly gone blind
Cus dis shit did lots of damage to my pride
Treasures in d bottom of d seas of my eyes
den I realise it hv been d trick of my eyes
Den I realise its been a game of my mind. 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2018 |
to annoy im again. "I will give u a 2nd chance to correct wat u said"He said dis wit a stern face and immediately I knew I was in grave danger. "Leave am,e nor knw say we fit kill am for here"one of his choir boys chipped in.His mouth was lyk probiscis,d oda bois were not lukin beta either although dey all wore expensive wristwatches.In a normal situation I wud hv insulted dis mosquito lukin fool but it wudnt hv been in my best interest so I played d fool. "Lets give im some days to tink"d only lady in our midst spoke 4 d first tym den turned towards me,her eyes were light brown,her chest was full,she wasnt chubby at all.More shirt buttons were open dan supposed and I lost my sef starin insyd as she bent her waist so her face can be close to mine "U beta cum up wit a gud ansa wen we met again else u wud hv ursef to blame".She said dis frownin but it was hard getin d message.Her beauty wasnt sumtin I see on gals on my way home or d ones in my class.................................TBC |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 3:11pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
sitted,dere was 5 bois arnd im lyk elders in a kings court,wit a girl close by.He had his hands arnd d girls waist.She was beautiful,in his class too,out of curiosity,I had to check for her name later,Jenny was her name.Instantly I was crushin on her.I was old for my class dat explains d crush tin. "My name is Bill,senior"I ansad still not findin dis "senior" tin easy. "David,dats my name,witout furda waste of tym,my reason for callin u here is to let u knw I hv specially chosen u"He paused,draging out a cigarette packet frm his left pocket,removin one stick,den passed it to d odas "u for recruitment into our brodahood"He said releasin smoke frm his nostrils.I was no dummy,I had already been thot abt cultism in primary sch. "Sori,am not interested"I replied wit boldness and arrogance dat wud hv made my primary sch teacher proud. "U say wetin?"He barked,standin up from his chair,dere was dis rage in his eyes and I swear he cud hv done sumtin bad to my head had I said sumtin........TBC |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 2:39pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
B4 d end of d day,my name was taken down and all oda registration was done although I only paid a part of d sch fees.On my way home,I felt lonely for once in a long tym I was walkin alone back frm sch.I felt lyk a fish out of water and to make tins worst,pipo kept askin me questions lyk "which sch u dey go?","U don finish primary sch?". I got home and unlike my mom,dere was no food at home.This was a sign of bad tinz dat were abt to unfold both at home and at sch.The nxt day at sch,my classmates told me a senior in ss2 was lukin for d new student in our class and dat was me.I went searchin for im at recess.I found im afta much stress at d back of d sch. "Gudmornin,senior"I greeted almost vomitin,I was already used to bein d one dat was greeted back den in primary sch and I was now findin it hard to do same to anoda.He responded by just wavin,much to my displeasure, "Wat is ur name?" he asked.His voice was rilly deep,u cud tell he was 16,tall,dark and had an athletic body.Frm were he was.....TBC |
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Gang Raped By 10 Boys During Cult Initiation In Anambra. by shreder(m): 11:37am On Oct 06, 2018 |
If d rapists are minors lyk her den it cant be called rape bcus dere was mutual consent b4 it hppnd. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 10:56am On Oct 05, 2018 |
New part cumin soon |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Of Life by shreder(m): 8:01pm On Oct 04, 2018 |
Nyc check mine out though short....
In d game I move in silence
Gangstars move in silence
Police on d streets tryna get us down for violence,
Politicians still not tinkin
dier excuse still flimsy
dats why a broda fell backdown to evil tinkin,
My bae still complainin
her words still dey pain me
she tink her boyfrnd department nids sum gud shakin,
My fada still regrettin
Wish dat tym e spent it flexin,
cus now instead of rest he still make do wit table cleanin,
My lil G u feel me?,
Dis lyf isnt dat easy,
Dis lyf isnt a dumb story of kanye and yizzy
Dats rily why Kiki
rily feel in love wit Drizzy, |
Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Should I ryt anoda?? |
Literature / Re: Secondary School by shreder(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
TBC |
Literature / Re: 2003 Election:the Scary View by shreder(m): 9:35am On Oct 03, 2018 |
jpy |
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