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Literature / Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by shreder(m): 7:16pm On Apr 09, 2019
I invite my thousand host of alternate accounts to fill dis place,I make up for half d population of NL
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2019
Offpoint:

Lol, so I'm a character in your story. please make me a clown, I don't want to be a whiteman... I'm as black as coal.
grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Apr 07, 2019
Other villagers joined SokoDobo in his uprising.Explorers was caught off-guard,there was nothing he could do,the dibia dissapointed him and he was yet to see his guard.

Well,that were his last thoughts on earth as he was slaughtered by effeminate Lalaboi with a machete twice as sharp as the mouth of SokoDobo the storyteller or rather the gossip.People toke turns in cutting his body,so much so Explorers was no longer recognisable again.

Just before the people could continue the mortification of the already mortified body,An albino-looking man with curly hairs wearing strange apparels,same as the black man who accompained him,approached them.

The whiteman Introduced himself as Offpoint while the black man who could speak like them,introduced himself as GrammarNazi.They both looked obscene and the whiteman always spoke through his nose.

Offpoint:....I have come from afar,I seek peace

Those were the first words Offpoint said to the people for GrammarNazi to interprete to them.
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:28pm On Apr 07, 2019
Been a long Time....
Update soon
Rap Battles / Re: Topshots Only by shreder(m): 9:11pm On Feb 02, 2019
Just waitin for any of d invited to say hi
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:31am On Dec 30, 2018
LightQueen:
Well done shreder
Bring it on
I will,thanks
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2018
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:34pm On Dec 29, 2018
For a diffrent reason entirely

"Dat stupid Dibia is yet to show up"he murmured to himsef,not concerned wit d pipo around him shufflin about to try bury NwaAmaikpe.Explorers heart was filled wit venom,he pounced on Lalaboi simply becus he stood in his view and that was the straw that broke d camels back,Rather SokoDobo's back.SokoDobo have been ponderin ever since,how life was goin to be like under Explorers,he cudnt bear d thot of an execution becus he knew he was not in d best relationship wit Explorers,worse was d fact dat his supply of gossips to d pipo might b squashed by Explorers who doesnt seem tolerant enough for such.His thinkin was obstructed by d long,shrillin cry of Lalaboi,

"how could a boy be dis weak to shout dis loud lyk a woman?"he said outloud forgetin dat gossipin was not much of a masculine trait before his brain interpreted wat was goin on.
"Dis was it!,it is tym someone stands up to dis Explorers

"atleast u will die for sometin"he assured himsef

SokoDobo:Explorers,I say enuff!!,....
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2018
SweetSultana:
Interesting and hilarious...Fully on board
Tnks
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:05pm On Dec 29, 2018
Deckline and Nastynic Get d memo

Am schoolin dis nigqas,countin back down to zero


u sit at d back of a bus,while infront are dos on my payroll

Count to d left of d number-line and find ur level

My eyes are red while d sick psycho's eyes be in yellow

I want to say alot but I tink after killin u I shud save my speech for d gallows

Spit,wat u doin on my issue disgust me,an action u can suffix to JACK"O"

All ur members be dead,cant rise apart from ur hairs dat rises becus ryt now ur startled

I gat ur head slammed now I see a diffrent shape,permit me to say ur head was "mango"ed

U release rap-lines lyk sumone bein strangled

Ur still in chains,u cant be Django,I know ur wrists hurts from d grips of d cops favourite bangles
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:46am On Dec 23, 2018
LightQueen:
Well done dear
Bring it on
grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:16pm On Dec 22, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:05pm On Dec 22, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:03pm On Dec 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe had his hands crossed behind his back,he looked rili haggard.His appearance didnt stop d pipo from jubilatin,d once partly loved and disliked NwaAmaikpe was now evryones choice.Dey still had grudges against him,dey wud tink abt it later most especially d fadas of d so many yung girls he impregnated But for now dey needed sumone brave enuff to challange dis tyrant at hand.

Silver1996 was d first to throw his hand around NwaAmaikpe as he was slumping,his fall was accompanied by a long "awwww" from d pipo.Here was d supposed hero who was suppose to fight for d pipo lyin flat on his back,almost dead.Some few men gathered around him,hopin dey can rescusitate him but all to no avail.Centino and Youngzubi lifted him to d cool shade of d Begele tree but it seemed to b havin no effect.He died,seconds later,d pipo were dissappointed wit d tree and d gods.Even dos wit grudges were neva goin to tink abt it again.Evryone was silent and moody,deir joy was shortlived.

For once,Explorers shared in deir mood but

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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 6:48pm On Dec 22, 2018
ikbnice:
Why so many deaths?
I didnt want an happy nor tragic story,just a mix-up of both at d extreme.Am just tryin to replicate life,at a point it was rilly funny

Tnkssmiley
Literature / Re: Humans by shreder(m): 3:27pm On Dec 19, 2018
grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:53am On Dec 13, 2018
Exactly d theory but dey belived dere was sumtin special about d tree.Explorers was by now standin,frownin his face,hands akimbo lukin at d direction Rocktation was suppose to cum from,he swore to himsef dat he was goin to kill dis dirty old man.The people arnd him were clearly mockin him in whispers,from one corner u wud hear sumone laff den Explorers will stare so hard at d person as if he was tryin to choke d person wit his looks.Den sumone came out frm d distance,he wasnt clearly seen,leavin d pipo to guess who he was,Sumone shouted dat it was d priest and immediately d pipo's mood was back to its first position.No!,it wasnt d priest infact d priest has gone to b wit his ancestors whom he cheated courtesy of d Twitterian soldiers who were lead to his home by Tonyebarcanista.It was NwaAmaikpe d lost teacher and elder.When d pipo saw dat it was NwaAmaikpe dere was thunderous cheers frm Evryone dat wud have risen up d dead.Explorers wud hv been feelin d same if it was either Rocktation or Tonyebarcanista....
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:38am On Dec 13, 2018
Divepen1 cum and explain to me why I was banned yday?
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:36am On Dec 13, 2018
Sheyman95:
present
grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:11am On Dec 13, 2018
Emzyme:
Hmm
grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 6:43pm On Dec 12, 2018
marvin906:



present
Tnks grin
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:41am On Dec 12, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:32am On Dec 12, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:16am On Dec 12, 2018
The ancestral tree,all coluorful and boastful with a calabash filled with palmwine infront of him.To Explorers before he would finish the palmine,Rocktation would be here and he would be King.Sundown,calabash empty and the apprehensiveness of the people has switched location,Not entirely but atleast now they are a little bit assured the dibia isnt coming.Explorers was the only one feelin Apprehensive now.He had the wrapper around his back already drenched with sweat not mindin the cool evenin breeze goin round under the cool shade of the tree.This same shade that Rocktation the dibia said could heal all infirmities,altho no one has received any healin from it,This same shade was the center for NwaAmaikpe,the crazy,lost and not-yet-found elder's teachings.This same shade that the calm,old Mavikolo2020,the oldest man in the land and the one who taught SokoDobo the incredibke act of storytellin untill he switched to both stories and gossipin,died unda.Upon his death,most pipo belived Rocktation's theory,not....

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Literature / Re: Infant Wins December Award by shreder(m): 3:42pm On Dec 08, 2018
Wadewaltz
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:03am On Dec 08, 2018
Everyone pls like and comment
Literature / Re: Humans by shreder(m): 10:01am On Dec 08, 2018
I just updated mine wade,pls L and C as always.Tnks
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:58am On Dec 08, 2018
to take the head to Rocktation.He didnt get there.On his way,he was intercepted by Soldiers from Twitter and was chained.

The next day which was the coronation,all was gathered waitin for d dibia to pronounce the one specially chosen by the gods.Surprisingly Rocktation was nowhere to b found.Suspicions of the pipo was that Explorers was goin to b named king and dat was a dreadful prospect to dem.All knew dat Explorers was iron and tight fisted.He never gives and never forgives,atleast the late King Seun was once a good king untill power,greed and unnecessary fear of losin the kingship to NwaAmaikpe eluded im.Explorers is alot diffrent,always angry,violent and bloodthirsty.The pipo if given a choice to vote wud rather have Nwodosis the most hated man or SIMPLYKUSH the mad,dirty imbexcile rule.They were all aprehensive and in suspense as they await d chiefpriest Most especially SokoDobo.Actually some pipo prayed he neva cums as they were convinced it was Explorers who was sittin unda the shade of BIGELE,......
Literature / Re: Humans by shreder(m): 9:35am On Dec 08, 2018
Wade try to make it longer,thanks for the update grin

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