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Literature / Re: Humans by shreder(m): 11:56am On Dec 05, 2018 |
Wadewaltz:Nice story even though u are annoyin |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
D game cant produce my challenger still searchin D nursery rhymes cumin frm Deckline lyk Creche kids Want to wax bars but he cant find d room for starters Now hangin wit Nicheey d corrupt rap's Sepp Blatter Rappin lyk u,for me is a rehearsal U sell off ur mates on a line lyk bazaar Havin u diss me is a perk not an harzard I shall raise my pen to write bars and write u off afta My name is Isaac afta I read ur lines,lafter Wit u,I flipped back to a close chapter I killed u off wen I saw u were A letter-writin rapper Only money,power and violence disturb my ambience Wen u diss I still maintain my calmness Waitin for dem to bring my sick flows wit an ambulance Fools,who else want a piece of me Dis guys are just full fledged piece of shit 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:28am On Dec 01, 2018 |
nastynic:Dunghead check d second line,too much starin at d screen is now affectin u,blind bat |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 4:49pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Wadewaltz:I dont hv ur tym |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
If not for dis niqqas I wud prolly b bored Rememba d teacher tellin me to stare straight at d board I knw sum couple bois wudnt go out wen Eminem is in town Havin copywright issues wit a couple of his bars Dey call d real ones local den go check d movie rack Dey are better sellin popcorn at a childrens park Dey dont knw Dj5naira bust a grape in Napa Wit d stolen lines dey post dey are same as kidnappers I always hold it Down for d realers but d game aint gat no frend I once praised punfumonQ den dissed im lyk an ex girlfrn Deckline playin mindgames wit d dj to cover up himsef Usin it to suffice durin his dry spell U can only do dis wen d cardinal sin is committed Lyk stealin lines dat sumone has already written Deckline spews trash lyk an ink bloatin Jus mindin my business,d name is written G.O.A.T inc I blame d monQ,if not ur presence wud hv been float Now I see ur confidence is really implodin U diss pipo but it returns at both end U receive as much punches as Bolt earns DONDADA |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Deckline:U want to steal Eminems line too |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:54pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Deckline:Pain am |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's 12 Tucano Jets To Fight Boko Haram Won't Be Ready Until 2024 - US by shreder(m): 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
If u still tink d US give a 4uk abt ur life,I sori for u |
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Climb Church Female Member Back To Performed Miracle (photos) by shreder(m): 1:27pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Weneva I see "South African Pastor"...I know it is sumtin bad |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:04pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Foolish consistency and dis fools achieved a streak Dere is a joke 'round town,drop nicheey and pick up a stick My response is sweeter dan ur grandmoda's treats I have a lice crossbreed a Virus to give Vermaniace L crossin V lyk d ones in luis Vuttons space God has got my back but d devil standin ryt in my face Temptin me to pick up d m-16 and give in to my craze Dis bois aint seen my colours so dey tink d odas are jade And take it as traffic sign to Go test me and get deir grade Am a human vampire wit a sniper,am lyk Wesley Snipe in Blade Where is nastynic,am ready for d haircut promised but it hppnd as I said Stuff his mouth wit his pubic hair and now he is stallin for days Let my lines not depart ur tongue lyk d book of James Spread it round d ghetto,Ghetto Quran spreadin round lyk germs No dettol for dis cus methanol can make u lose it Machine-washed five nairas yabbin Dj5naira lyk dey are beta dan im Evn d movie freak talkin loud to try exercise his teeths |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:19pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Even the-lines-thief want to mock sumone usin freemode ,afta repeatin okada lyk a thousand time Ama diss once again,neva a last tym cus am in prime thumpin d oda lyk optimus prime Dis bois suck dey talk and I hold my breathe Even deckline who cant get across d line celebrate D bird sound lyk he won a bet He also celebrate arnd Nicheey asshole,no celibacy Gay,gays and dumb movie-watchin,cookie-cutter tryna act lyk Kevin Spacey Lift my gaze up tryna look far to spot dis bois but its feelin hot and hazy See two bois frm d desert,deserted feelin d pain and wailin Dey hold deir head in frustration Wen dey see one in deir mention Cus dey knw Shreder is callin dem out to war Rememba dat u can cast in my role Wen am dead as a hero To give kids lyk Nicheey,a movie to spend deir tym on till its Zero 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Humiliation Nigeria Borrowers Faces From Microfinance Operator Staff by shreder(m): 1:27pm On Nov 29, 2018 |
OP I just saw ur report card,f9 in English but what you are sayin is true.I feel ur pain even though u claim dat it happened to ur friend 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:35am On Nov 29, 2018 |
Much to ur moda,men dont act dat way *takes a pause*,dis moment I want u to prove ursef as a man,ur first test is to drink dis potent wine witout remainin a drop lyk u want Italianwine to b workin d whole day. Naptu2:*rising up*I will,uncle Am a man,I can defeat all my.... Explorers:Dont give me dat,just prove it And foolishly he emptied d calabash.Naptu2 was a troublesome kid,very stubborn.He wud go into pipo's farm and uproot deir immature yams and cassava,he bullied his mates,no tanks to d strength inherited frm his fada.While his fada was alive,wen eva He punished Naptu2,it was lyk d sound of palmtrees fallin at once,d whole village wudn't rest untill he was pacified.Now he was losin consciousness .He felt drowsy and headtight.Finally he fell asleep.Not sumone to waste tym Explorers quickly seperated d head from d body.He wrapped d head round wit a sack den called his longtime slave,Tonyebarcanista.Tonyabarcanista had already been breifed by his master abt wat he was abt to do.Tonyebarcanista was |
Travel / Re: Australian Politician Praises Remote Tribe That Killed US Missionary For Their ‘ by shreder(m): 10:05am On Nov 29, 2018 |
She is even white sef,If d aboriginals of Australia hv done same she wudnt b dere to b sayin all dis crap |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:29pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
If I nid a password I wud use Nicheey bcus he is unknown Yadi Yadi Yadi,full Blown retards,spits Wat more of dis shii can cum frm sumones mouth dat luks lyk unda my feet Infact bleep,talkin abt nursery rhymes and sumone who writes lines even at sleep Wen u dissed me,it was a faith leap,My punchlines are d only tin on ur lips lyk punches Nicheey writin,takin time to form words lyk sumone who skipped sum classes Dont get too upset,dis is d least of my friendly bashin and clashes,of ur type,dumb ass masses Dont play victim now,not my fault u and deckline failed wit ur tag-team Dont fool ursef sayin u kept silent cus I knw u ran out of movies and tactics Give me Nicheey and Deckline den receive my life past scenes U kip sayin Okada lyk sumone given free food at a fastfood sayin tank u Wat says d time?,D time hv gone past u 3:25 but ur life is still in half past 2 Illiterate,talkin shit lyk who nor go school Dis movie u are watchin hope it has part two In dis diss,I just entered gear 2 |
Health / Re: Doctors, Staff Flee As Man With Lassa Fever Storms General Hospital In Delta. by shreder(m): 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Dis journalist always bringin up fishy news abt Sapele 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Accused Of Editing Video Of Interview With Femi Adesina by shreder(m): 2:02pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
RevenGeMission:Hw did u knw abt wat happened to reputable APC members in NL in 2016,2017 wen u only registered June 26,2018 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Channels TV Accused Of Editing Video Of Interview With Femi Adesina by shreder(m): 12:44pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
A BMC member just provoked me updere and I reported,citin rule 2 Don't abuse,bully,delibratelyinsult/PROVOKE,fight or wish harm to Nairaland members or their Tribe. BMC members wish harm for evry single Nairalander and demsefs,join me in reportin dem anywhere u see dem 17 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
My bars cums hot lyk am about to re-ignite d summer Lyrically blazin to a point it turns a poem and I turn to Homer Am always ready for War as a veteran dat came back frm Burma Dis niqqas just started to spit bars and dey dissed me and deir career was over Dey cant cross me cus am hard and straight up lyk a man's boner Deckline dont play games,I can twist ur lungs lyk a door lever I rememba d door levers and dog barkins wen I scrapped a nigqa I leave dose against me lyk a machine-washed five naira Kip drivin me to anger,u were always meant to b my driver and I,d employer and passenger Nicheey starin at u and reminiscin d bashin and d danger Dont get on my account cus I already cleared all dose on my leger Talk back and watch d real RAP ARROW fly towards ur body lyk a pelican Searchin for ur heart and drillin a hole in u d size of America Gun in my hand,ur hands by ur sides and knees on d floor searchin for d direction to Mecca Say ur prayers and hold ur breath cus ur end is nearer |
Politics / Re: 2019: Majority Of Nigerians Want President Buhari Re-elected –Femi Adesina by shreder(m): 7:06am On Nov 27, 2018 |
I just wait for dis fool to speak den I will take d opposite of wat he says 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:44am On Nov 27, 2018 |
Sumone shud sue Dj5naira for Deckline latest suicidal attempt 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Deir blood goin cold lyk a lizard And ryt now dey tink I raised up a blizzard But I only gave a tip of d iceberg Now dey are crumblin lyk d tower of Babel My logic is twisted,mayb d reason my brain kips tinkin Charles got married to Merkel D grtest height for deckline to unravel Is a road side interview on a television Channel Abt d harsh effect of d failure of d gov'nments panel A strong hatred for success dat is nasty to carry Is planted at d bottom of Nastynic stomach lyk navel Which hardens his heart up lyk it is a gravel Leavin im as pharoah and me d Moses to make im to marvel My bars kippin urs locked up,so abusive it was advised dey ban dem Dis diss is goin to go long lyk d prophets garment Whippin d benz lyk a kid who didnt do his assignment D gap btwn us is forever permanent As I create more gap by speedin away wit d benz on d asphalt Dodgin d curves and all of d pavement Leavin u behind to continue to lament 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Heroes And Villains Of The Premier League Week 13 Fixtures by shreder(m): 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
O.P I read dis on ESPN,stop all dis copy-copy |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:06am On Nov 26, 2018 |
happened.For Explorers,it was a nightmare.All his plans came crashin down and worse,he finds himsef in shackles in anoda land as a prisoner.What happened was dis... The King died,no NwaAmaikpe or anyone to stop im just for d dibia,Rocktation to pronounce im king along wit d kingmakers Lefulefu and Olodo24.Lalasticlala was a kingmaker up untill his death.The dibia was easy to fling to his side same wit Olodo24 and as d custom demanded,more dan half of d kingmakers already accepted Explorers so lefulefu had to accept due to simple majority-wins-d-vote.The night before d coronation,the dibia demanded human sacrifice to bribe d gods,that didnt stop Explorers.He called the son of IamAirforce1,Naptu2 to his hut.The boy bein yung,wit d view of Explorers as an uncle,a gud frend of his late fada,he had notin in mind wen he went dere. Naptu2:Gud evenin,Uncle Explorers: *offers im a seat* Naptu2,u hv grown to d age wen u are expected to b a man.Dis tin am doin now is suppose to b done by ur fada,I see u clingin too.. |
Literature / Re: Silver1996 Wins November Awards by shreder(m): 10:25am On Nov 26, 2018 |
SHREDER |
Literature / Re: Silver1996 Wins November Awards by shreder(m): 10:23am On Nov 26, 2018 |
I nominate Shreder |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:17pm On Nov 25, 2018 |
Scared fools add anoda D so I neva geta knw Ur too short,cant reach up to d microphone niqqa beta grow,aint u tired of d mark of my soles Paralympian rappers spittin siliva wit no bars lyk starters My diss is lyk a virus,so bringout d CD's and play safe If nastynic is done yappin he goes back to his safe cave Few are written wit a pen while d rest is wit a chalk Den for few I raise my hand lyk a man in d police dock Dissin Nastynic is simply doin charity work Kip runnin ur mouth lyk d hunted bird who escaped wit luck Mad guys frm d pit of hell dat escaped john barleycorns lock Rap shit again and watch me shave all d pubic hair arnd ur c0ck Den stuff it in ur mouth and lemme say hw much u can talk Den tell me who is pushin d blades for d haircut Lighters help start up a flamin torch Nastynic,are u ready to light my torch?? I will only go low on someone's feet lyk a snicker To rise up and met up d pussy of ur sista |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:44pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
My pen is movin,my brain is workin If d bars stop cumin,den me and Nicheey switched bodies Deckline celebratin my mention arnd Nicheey's ass,doin orgies Ur weak reply last tym gat me feelin cocky My reply gat u feelin gentle lyk a niqqa tucked-in Head and shoulders above d rest,Even as a cream am untop ur head Nicheey watchin blue movies,starin inbtwn his leg Hopin for Sharon Stone-effect but only gat Deckline's stone bress Dis niqqa so gay,alwys goin hard for u below d belt Once talked abt d rap psycho and now we all knw d rest Still talked abt d hoe-ly monQ,two months and I tore his vest Once dissed a sad excuse for a rapper,deckline He died but hv to say he tried his best Now I wonda who is nxt,to feel d heat of d dragon's breath I pray dis midgets dont give birth To more of lame bars lyk swollen debts After I took just a little peck At dier wings,to see how dey fair I knw dey will post more to showcase WACKISM lyk its a trade-fair BTW,I frooze VERM-IN-A-ICE so his posts will b rily rear |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:34pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
Wen I retire frm ur mention hope ur ready to pay me d pension D tym dat u crossed me u nailed up ur coffin Now on ur photo is a red line in crosses Dont rap again spare ursef sum blushes Lame bars dat u spit and u nid crushes U will crumble wit only few of my touches Dont stop grindin to b me and take all my lessons Aint no lecturer but I can place on u,curses Wen I killed u last tym it was lyk dere was no justice Strength and luck in d game,roll out d gun and dices Startin up a fuckin war lyk isis Let me split it into pieces before ur brain creases U cant even cum 2 inches close Ur Niggas bixtchin,19'millimeter goals Catch dier body and not to return to give u info's It will b lyk a movie frm d stable of Warner bros Ur wonder abt my moves,while bitches wanna take off my clothes Den shriek like huh wen dey see d 10 inches tool I have just three friends,Glock,Smith and Wesson Dey are always twitchy wen I talk to anoda person Dis nigga gon' die,start his grave DECKin 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria State Names And Their Origins by shreder(m): 8:49am On Nov 24, 2018 |
Good job op |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
..Graceful.She made her way towards d smoked-filled backyard of d King's court to meet Highqueen starin at notin obviously lost Pocohantas:Dis girl always driftin off!,Face wat u are doin before I order d guards to sacrifice u to d deity Buhari! Highqueen:Sori my Queen Pocohantas:Is d food ready Highqueen:Yes,my queen Pocohantas:I want to serve my husbands food,leave Highqueen:Yes my queen As soon as Highqueen was out of sight,Pocohantas took a peek to see if she was still arnd,pleased,she returned to d food and removed d poison frm her wrapper. AT D KING'S ROOM As custom demands,Pocohantas knelt down wen givin d food to d king,her husband.He noticed dat it was unusual of her to serve im and wasn't all dat hapi bcus he already prepared himsef for d usual secret romp wit Highqueen evry evenin lyk dis.He was too disappointed to speak,he just received d food,wit a gesture,asked Pocohantas to leave and ate in silence.At nite,he died in silence!. D so-called rumours of d invasion frm Twitterians,sadly.... |
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