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Politics / Re: Who Cares If A Soldier Dies? by shreder(m): 2:26pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Nyc good job now go to flow for ranks and drop a bullet lyk dis |
Crime / Re: Edo Woman Accused Of Sleeping With Son Swore For Man Before His Banishment. PICS by shreder(m): 3:17pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe:Yes,mere man born into unnecessary priviledges,he shud b just an antique of d past,he has no right to banish anyone |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:35am On Nov 07, 2018 |
Deckline:Lol,hope he agrees o |
Sports / Re: Excited Governor Godwin Obaseki, In Group Photos With The Triumphant Bendel Ins by shreder(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2018 |
Dat jersey is too poor and lacks quality,why cant Nigeria do simple tins correctly?,dere is one dere wearin supa eagles kit just imagine Klopp wearin d three lions kit on duty wit liverpool |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:53am On Nov 06, 2018 |
Explorers was edgin eva closer to success.He has been able to convince d village warriors to his syd And d king kept losin popularity evryday.Tmrw he was goin to end d king, Explorers:*to imsef* Tmrw,u mit waste all d tym cumin but u must surely arrive. He flashed back to just few minutes ago wen he gave Pocohantas d potion frm Rocktation to put in d king's food.He was beginnin to admire Pocohantas too,probably he was goin to take her as second wife but not first as dat wud raise suspicions besyd his mind is already set on Ishilove.He already had his cabinet ready,LuciferYahweh was goin to b his adviser while LuciferKristi his chief warrior.All he needed was tmrw. AT THE KING'S PALACE Pocohantas:*to hersef*Why am I gettin muscle cramp at my chest now??,Am sure I can do dis,a new firewood in my fire wud b sumtin to luk forward to,all I nid is just tmrw.Let me check if it is tym to set up his table She glides gracefully towards d back of d palace where meals were made.Her movement has always been dis..... |
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:36am On Nov 06, 2018 |
Wadewaltz:I thot no one was readin again |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
Sumtin unda my t-shirt,a gun to put my idea inna ya big head rounds afta round lyk a tourney,ur bxtch will b callin for me in d mornin Am an herbicide,cus I kill d weeds here and smoke dem,dats why wen I puff dem dier future be damned Dont give any trouble cus d tragedy fit make u give up and it fits u perfectly lyk reebok Am gettin greener and bigger lyk d hawk,u still get green and big but u are shrek d ogre Ama seperate Nicheey head lyk its a Divorce and put on a smiley face no gatdamn remorse Anyone noticed he has failed to recall why he copied and paste wit no copywright but didnt copy inna d right way Nicheey wen u dissed me u were diggin ur grave and u got burnt by my hot flames,dont point finga's,u shud take ur own blame Lyk I did wit ur own babe,Bella Hadid for my style she is ready to cum pay cus I make her puccy cxnt burst,cum spray 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:11am On Nov 05, 2018 |
D lines I emminate deserve a spot on killuminati/Wud hv been so if I was born before d noties. Lines much on my head lyk Ludacris afro/nicheey broke but his status is always updated wit STAY WOKE/hw abt prayin to break d family YOKE U are jus anoda bloke claimin flows but dey only pose as a threat to B.Rabbits line,cusin piracy/and plottin against me,a conspiracy/was hvin a silent beef wit Deckline before u broke our privacy Psycho,I once a again aint surprised abt d lunacy/stealin lines frm movies,wat an awkward kleptocracy/U dissed me for a fair trial but dis aint a democracy U hit a purple patch at tym lyk it was royalty/untill u looted lines frm a movie and u crashed lyk d economy/now ama do a surgery on u lyk an anatomist Wen I finish wit d kid in true honesty/I now turn east to deeal wit anoda enemy/whose dumb name is feeeminist abi vermani Am a boss flexin on dis niqga's,DON/Long hair spirallin down dier head DUMB Long hair frm tinkin lyk DADA/Dats why in dis domain am DONDADA 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
Brace-up evrione,Nicheey just bought a new movie,lemme guess Hannah Montanna Givin us the nursery rhymes,take,tie his mouth with my bandanna Am fully secured,I walk wit a dagger and bulletproof fully down to my shorts Who is dis bitchy Nicheey?,just anoda geek in d block Cant see well to write lyk evrytin is covered wit invicibility cloak Wen I spit d bars,wacks like u take a walk Ur lines failed and I made ur rap career hit d rock But disnt any Chinwetalu Agu confession talk Bring a professional and he see's ur lines and he is lyk WTF,wu gave d kid a phone to diss d boss D moment u dissed u already nailed ur cross,evn tho I knw in my circle dissin kids is painful lyk a Maiden lost I clean the shiit fallin off ur mouth lyk a dental floss,Nxt tym hold ur sense nearby lyk a ladies purse Ama shine lyk Lip gloss why u static lyk deep frost.Ama goin too fast,I shuld take a pause Lil kiddies are here,I mean Nicheey ofcus,watchin a movie doesnt make u a rapper bros D.O.N.D.A.D.A 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: PDP Monitors Disappointed With Its Nairalands Operatives, Promise Increased Pay by shreder(m): 4:56pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
The accnt was created nov 1 2018,srzly BMC stop all dis fuckery 5 Likes |
Sports / Re: Ronaldo’s Rape Accuser In Public For The First Time, Since Allegation (photo) by shreder(m): 3:53pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Dis is wat she wants,paparazzi's attention |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:44pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Wait,I feel d flows cumin on Deep my hand in Nicheey's skull and I feel a void Makavelli still here,wen he died I filled d void,8miles 2 out since,go watch and hope dis tym u avoid the plot I wonda where u get ur dead pun lyk ur deadpool no supa powers just d look lyk sumone who drank frm a blood pool Dis aint fresh out frm any movie,I create d lines and bars I spit flowin out lyk river jordan or the red sea For dis crime u committed u shud hv a day ban to go sit and watch high school musical,den cum back and feel free Always knew creativity aint u tin so wen I go on a shoppin spree put ur size of brain for some installation of some thinkin The way u silent,crouchin now u look a dick in konji,I wonda if u are breathin I always knew since Nicheey dryed up his idea,his ship was sailin untill he hit me as rock now his titanic is sinkin Wen I get married,I will make u my groomsmen becus u are gud at holdin tins behind d main person If dere is a lawyer here,I hope dis aint child abuse but arson DONDADA 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:30pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Deckline:MOD cum and see,Nicheey broke rule 8 ,still laffin |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Deckline:Na ur guy o,dont laff at im |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Nicheey dont go and steal any line frm High school musical,cus dere are no raps dere lol 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Watch ur mouth before I lose my patience,I wud only talk and I wud bruise ya Ur bxtch is thoty so I thought I cud use her U cryin outloud,ama start dis beef and end it but u remain a loser Am defeatin dis slave tinkin dey are spartacus frm sparta while I rule tyrannically lyk a ceasar as usual U are high for u to diss me,wat d bleep hv vodka done but u knw I sting hard lyk a buzzer Now u start stealin lines,while u bxtch arnd talkin much,take a stand be a gud man rapper or b a bxtch dont confuse us Am selective of who I diss but I gatto clear my list dats why Vermaniace hasnt heard his name upward,I wanna deal wit d kids first,am a chooser No deckline but shipline,freight services just sailin in cruzzers Yes cum study me lyk am an office dosier Nxt tym,u see me,sniff ur bxtch cus u knw my body always ooz her DONDADA,D Kingston boi frm d land of Judah Afta I whoop Nicheey he figa turn to alterboys,so holy and calm,placin his hand close to his chest lyk budha Ama scare dem all lyk Buggyman DONDADA |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:04am On Nov 03, 2018 |
U steal lines den cum here formin Jimmy neutron Ye,its me at d moment droppin out a new one Dis niqga's live in chicken cubs,f** matron Last tym u wrote ur own line u got a long yawn Talkin shii,assfaces spillin faeces My ways confuse im lyk he is solvin physics Am d guy who dissed u and made u shred ur lines to pieces Suckin on deckline's dick lyk ur mama's titties U are gone men,accept my goodbye kisses Am too dangerous to diss,rare hybrid species on ur step is a book to write dose givin condolensces Cus ur blood is flowin lyk a girl seein her menses Stop foolin arnd,I knw inside ur skull is just testes U can reach my level all u nid is more practice Deckline I told u Nicheey wanted to steal d spotlight frm u Bet,lyk u did,he is feelin d blue Stupidity stuck on im lyk it was done wit a glue Wen u write ur lines,at d end put capital L on it ur still a bad learner,tryna spit bars but u spit ur teeth Ur knowedge occupy d space unda my feet Puccynigqa foolin arnd hopin someone touch his clit 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:56am On Nov 03, 2018 |
Nicheey stole lines from d movie 8miles lol ,tnks absoul for cross checkin |
Politics / Re: WAEC FORGERY? Where & How Did WAEC Get Buharis Current Picture by shreder(m): 5:16pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
So Waec now has time machine?,am so leavin dis country.But d one posted in 2015 showed he got f9 in maths.WAEC WHY?? 9 Likes
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:26pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
Vermaniace I script poor but you script in penury Rap psycho,am the doctor treatin the madness in your family Run along,school boys,the schoolbus just passed Dont sneak your goat-smellin mouth in when I am spittin my bars Nicheey is trash,psp observe When I drop bars I cause fracas Nicheeys written lines is as good as my freestyle Vermaniace trashtalkin,straight to the laundry Dondada is the ruler no jerry-manderin Some rappers cant stand me so they do tag team Its just me and the better of you so I make the tap-in My bullet hit your heart,through your back and leave a markin I was about sitting back but now am attacking |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:11am On Nov 01, 2018 |
Fools usin alternate accnt to diss me Bxtchy heart lyk dier name is Christy Dey didnt fall far frm d tree cus dier fada's case was history Why d asskissin fools,I say dis as I pass,hissin U wanna write lines but u aint gat d tools I light up dis domain with my memorable fuse If not for me,here wud b quiet lyk a school's library room Why not cus all I see are learners,groomin dier doom U didnt blow,but I explode wit a boom D way d diss fly arnd lyk a witch wit a broom U wud knw dis niqga's didnt go to school Dey end up here formin OG and real goons Gud tin I came if not dey wudnt hv glow Evn wen dey glow dey are still stunted with d growth Dey gang up on me,callin demselves bro But dey irritate,niqqa dis is really gross I go low lyk my bxtch and cum up wit d uppercut on d tip of my toes Slimy rappers lyk burgers cumin out of my nose Wen I sneeze dey duck,dey end up feelin d cold I dont mix well wit low-lives like codeine and coke If u nid challange,u diss d boss and gurus wit d mighty flows |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:38am On Nov 01, 2018 |
My fellow rappers!,can sumbody lend Nicheey some data so he can cum online and continue his prose.Help a soul!,d bxtch is so broke wit data |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:40pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Nicheey is dis a story?,ur writin prose not rap |
Family / Re: Lalasticlala Welcomes Cute Baby (photo) by shreder(m): 5:29pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Congrats 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Nicheey:U mean his ass,ryt? Lord of asskissin and lickin |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Deckline:But u call me wack so I guess u are better as a wacky rapper 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Disses That Can Kill A Soul:drop Four Lines And Be Ranked by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Afta readin dis comments,I knw why Vermaniace is always on my case |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:04am On Oct 31, 2018 |
Deckline:Oohh |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:52am On Oct 31, 2018 |
Deckline:Dem no ban u again? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:35am On Oct 31, 2018 |
Nigqas can b so bxtchy Wit d way dey kiss asses u tink dey are lesbians Or worse gay,ridin on d dxck of deckline/callin me out of my humble relaxed ambience Atleast u find me worthy enuf to diss/not d bxtch u climbed to take d mic frm im But wat cums wit attention is a price paid,pricks/u hv to pay else u lose d mic for it Crap in crap out,dis Goose wanna see me run out of tym Dey want me to run out of juice so dey can feed us wit limes But d truth,dondada still stay strong and sublime D way dey attack me I wonda if being great is a crime Why not diss oda's,why diss me wit ur forbidden lines/cus u knw I want to leave and u miss me all tyms So now I change my mind/ryt now am back to my prime And wud b gettin back at ya frm up here in d sky While u gettin up frm down below d standard CRIT. Notin ur pen can do to make me swallow my pride Dont blame me by d tym I steal ur bride Wen I walk through ur hood,ur mom d first to steal a glance Yes,makavalli is still alive 1 Like 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:53pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
vermaniace:So says Ace d fadafvcker |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:37pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
vermaniace:I agree,u professional dat hv neva had one radio play in his entire life,school of rap dropout lyk u,Ace d fadafvcker |
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