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Politics / Re: Who Cares If A Soldier Dies? by shreder(m): 2:26pm On Nov 08, 2018
Nyc good job now go to flow for ranks and drop a bullet lyk dis
Crime / Re: Edo Woman Accused Of Sleeping With Son Swore For Man Before His Banishment. PICS by shreder(m): 3:17pm On Nov 07, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



All my ozuo Bini people will keep worshipping the Oba as if he is a god. This type of fvckery only happens in the cartoon Lion King.
All this guy did was to criticize the Oba and they banished him.

This same oba that was chanced in Abuja and couldn't even sit near a mere Prince.
They even positioned him at the back like a third-grade warrant chief.

If it were Buhari that banished someone now, they'd call him an autocratic dictator.
What is this now?
What is this now?
The other time he banished a palace chief for being fetish.
We also heard his 3rd wife was forcefully acquired.
Now this.

This madness must end.
We must enlighten Bini people to understand that this Oba is a mere man born into privileges.

Oba agha tokpere!

Yes,mere man born into unnecessary priviledges,he shud b just an antique of d past,he has no right to banish anyone
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 6:35am On Nov 07, 2018
Deckline:
Shreder,chill. You won Nicheey jhor.
Lol,hope he agrees o grin
Sports / Re: Excited Governor Godwin Obaseki, In Group Photos With The Triumphant Bendel Ins by shreder(m): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2018
Dat jersey is too poor and lacks quality,why cant Nigeria do simple tins correctly?,dere is one dere wearin supa eagles kit sad just imagine Klopp wearin d three lions kit on duty wit liverpool
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:53am On Nov 06, 2018
Explorers was edgin eva closer to success.He has been able to convince d village warriors to his syd And d king kept losin popularity evryday.Tmrw he was goin to end d king,

Explorers:*to imsef* Tmrw,u mit waste all d tym cumin but u must surely arrive.

He flashed back to just few minutes ago wen he gave Pocohantas d potion frm Rocktation to put in d king's food.He was beginnin to admire Pocohantas too,probably he was goin to take her as second wife but not first as dat wud raise suspicions besyd his mind is already set on Ishilove.He already had his cabinet ready,LuciferYahweh was goin to b his adviser while LuciferKristi his chief warrior.All he needed was tmrw.

AT THE KING'S PALACE

Pocohantas:*to hersef*Why am I gettin muscle cramp at my chest now??,Am sure I can do dis,a new firewood in my fire wud b sumtin to luk forward to,all I nid is just tmrw.Let me check if it is tym to set up his table

She glides gracefully towards d back of d palace where meals were made.Her movement has always been dis.....
Literature / Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:36am On Nov 06, 2018
Wadewaltz:
No new update ??
I thot no one was readin again
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2018
Sumtin unda my t-shirt,a gun to put my idea inna ya big head

rounds afta round lyk a tourney,ur bxtch will b callin for me in d mornin

Am an herbicide,cus I kill d weeds here and smoke dem,dats why wen I puff dem dier future be damned

Dont give any trouble cus d tragedy fit make u give up and it fits u perfectly lyk reebok

Am gettin greener and bigger lyk d hawk,u still get green and big but u are shrek d ogre

Ama seperate Nicheey head lyk its a Divorce and put on a smiley face no gatdamn remorse

Anyone noticed he has failed to recall why he copied and paste wit no copywright but didnt copy inna d right way

Nicheey wen u dissed me u were diggin ur grave and u got burnt by my hot flames,dont point finga's,u shud take ur own blame

Lyk I did wit ur own babe,Bella Hadid for my style she is ready to cum pay cus I make her puccy cxnt burst,cum spray

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:11am On Nov 05, 2018
D lines I emminate deserve a spot on killuminati/Wud hv been so if I was born before d noties.

Lines much on my head lyk Ludacris afro/nicheey broke but his status is always updated wit STAY WOKE/hw abt prayin to break d family YOKE

U are jus anoda bloke claimin flows but dey only pose as a threat to B.Rabbits line,cusin piracy/and plottin against me,a conspiracy/was hvin a silent beef wit Deckline before u broke our privacy

Psycho,I once a again aint surprised abt d lunacy/stealin lines frm movies,wat an awkward kleptocracy/U dissed me for a fair trial but dis aint a democracy

U hit a purple patch at tym lyk it was royalty/untill u looted lines frm a movie and u crashed lyk d economy/now ama do a surgery on u lyk an anatomist

Wen I finish wit d kid in true honesty/I now turn east to deeal wit anoda enemy/whose dumb name is feeeminist abi vermani

Am a boss flexin on dis niqga's,DON/Long hair spirallin down dier head DUMB

Long hair frm tinkin lyk DADA/Dats why in dis domain am DONDADA

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2018
Brace-up evrione,Nicheey just bought a new movie,lemme guess Hannah Montanna

Givin us the nursery rhymes,take,tie his mouth with my bandanna

Am fully secured,I walk wit a dagger and bulletproof fully down to my shorts

Who is dis bitchy Nicheey?,just anoda geek in d block

Cant see well to write lyk evrytin is covered wit invicibility cloak Wen I spit d bars,wacks like u take a walk

Ur lines failed and I made ur rap career hit d rock But disnt any Chinwetalu Agu confession talk

Bring a professional and he see's ur lines and he is lyk WTF,wu gave d kid a phone to diss d boss

D moment u dissed u already nailed ur cross,evn tho I knw in my circle dissin kids is painful lyk a Maiden lost

I clean the shiit fallin off ur mouth lyk a dental floss,Nxt tym hold ur sense nearby lyk a ladies purse

Ama shine lyk Lip gloss why u static lyk deep frost.Ama goin too fast,I shuld take a pause

Lil kiddies are here,I mean Nicheey ofcus,watchin a movie doesnt make u a rapper bros

D.O.N.D.A.D.A

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Politics / Re: PDP Monitors Disappointed With Its Nairalands Operatives, Promise Increased Pay by shreder(m): 4:56pm On Nov 03, 2018
The accnt was created nov 1 2018,srzly BMC stop all dis fuckery grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo’s Rape Accuser In Public For The First Time, Since Allegation (photo) by shreder(m): 3:53pm On Nov 03, 2018
Dis is wat she wants,paparazzi's attention angry
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:44pm On Nov 03, 2018
Wait,I feel d flows cumin on

Deep my hand in Nicheey's skull and I feel a void

Makavelli still here,wen he died I filled d void,8miles 2 out since,go watch and hope dis tym u avoid the plot

I wonda where u get ur dead pun lyk ur deadpool no supa powers just d look lyk sumone who drank frm a blood pool

Dis aint fresh out frm any movie,I create d lines and bars I spit flowin out lyk river jordan or the red sea

For dis crime u committed u shud hv a day ban to go sit and watch high school musical,den cum back and feel free

Always knew creativity aint u tin so wen I go on a shoppin spree put ur size of brain for some installation of some thinkin

The way u silent,crouchin now u look a dick in konji,I wonda if u are breathin

I always knew since Nicheey dryed up his idea,his ship was sailin untill he hit me as rock now his titanic is sinkin

Wen I get married,I will make u my groomsmen becus u are gud at holdin tins behind d main person

If dere is a lawyer here,I hope dis aint child abuse but arson

DONDADA

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:30pm On Nov 03, 2018
Deckline:
He was quite impressive na but he just go floop.
MOD cum and see,Nicheey broke rule 8 grin,still laffin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2018
Deckline:

Savage!!! grin Let's chill for his reply. Hope he doesn't change moniker. We just don't know those who are real and those who aren't.
Na ur guy o,dont laff at im grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2018
Nicheey dont go and steal any line frm High school musical,cus dere are no raps dere lol grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2018
Watch ur mouth before I lose my patience,I wud only talk and I wud bruise ya

Ur bxtch is thoty so I thought I cud use her

U cryin outloud,ama start dis beef and end it but u remain a loser

Am defeatin dis slave tinkin dey are spartacus frm sparta while I rule tyrannically lyk a ceasar as usual

U are high for u to diss me,wat d bleep hv vodka done but u knw I sting hard lyk a buzzer

Now u start stealin lines,while u bxtch arnd talkin much,take a stand be a gud man rapper or b a bxtch dont confuse us

Am selective of who I diss but I gatto clear my list dats why Vermaniace hasnt heard his name upward,I wanna deal wit d kids first,am a chooser

No deckline but shipline,freight services just sailin in cruzzers

Yes cum study me lyk am an office dosier

Nxt tym,u see me,sniff ur bxtch cus u knw my body always ooz her

DONDADA,D Kingston boi frm d land of Judah

Afta I whoop Nicheey he figa turn to alterboys,so holy and calm,placin his hand close to his chest lyk budha

Ama scare dem all lyk Buggyman

DONDADA
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:04am On Nov 03, 2018
U steal lines den cum here formin Jimmy neutron
Ye,its me at d moment droppin out a new one
Dis niqga's live in chicken cubs,f** matron
Last tym u wrote ur own line u got a long yawn
Talkin shii,assfaces spillin faeces
My ways confuse im lyk he is solvin physics
Am d guy who dissed u and made u shred ur lines to pieces
Suckin on deckline's dick lyk ur mama's titties
U are gone men,accept my goodbye kisses
Am too dangerous to diss,rare hybrid species
on ur step is a book to write dose givin condolensces
Cus ur blood is flowin lyk a girl seein her menses
Stop foolin arnd,I knw inside ur skull is just testes
U can reach my level all u nid is more practice
Deckline I told u Nicheey wanted to steal d spotlight frm u
Bet,lyk u did,he is feelin d blue
Stupidity stuck on im lyk it was done wit a glue
Wen u write ur lines,at d end put capital L on it
ur still a bad learner,tryna spit bars but u spit ur teeth
Ur knowedge occupy d space unda my feet
Puccynigqa foolin arnd hopin someone touch his clit

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:56am On Nov 03, 2018
Nicheey stole lines from d movie 8miles lol grin,tnks absoul for cross checkin
Politics / Re: WAEC FORGERY? Where & How Did WAEC Get Buharis Current Picture by shreder(m): 5:16pm On Nov 02, 2018
So Waec now has time machine?,am so leavin dis country.But d one posted in 2015 showed he got f9 in maths.WAEC WHY??

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:26pm On Nov 02, 2018
Vermaniace I script poor but you script in penury
Rap psycho,am the doctor treatin the madness in your family
Run along,school boys,the schoolbus just passed
Dont sneak your goat-smellin mouth in when I am spittin my bars
Nicheey is trash,psp observe
When I drop bars I cause fracas
Nicheeys written lines is as good as my freestyle
Vermaniace trashtalkin,straight to the laundry
Dondada is the ruler no jerry-manderin
Some rappers cant stand me so they do tag team
Its just me and the better of you so I make the tap-in
My bullet hit your heart,through your back and leave a markin
I was about sitting back but now am attacking
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:11am On Nov 01, 2018
Fools usin alternate accnt to diss me
Bxtchy heart lyk dier name is Christy
Dey didnt fall far frm d tree cus dier fada's case was history
Why d asskissin fools,I say dis as I pass,hissin
U wanna write lines but u aint gat d tools
I light up dis domain with my memorable fuse
If not for me,here wud b quiet lyk a school's library room
Why not cus all I see are learners,groomin dier doom
U didnt blow,but I explode wit a boom
D way d diss fly arnd lyk a witch wit a broom
U wud knw dis niqga's didnt go to school
Dey end up here formin OG and real goons
Gud tin I came if not dey wudnt hv glow
Evn wen dey glow dey are still stunted with d growth
Dey gang up on me,callin demselves bro
But dey irritate,niqqa dis is really gross
I go low lyk my bxtch and cum up wit d uppercut on d tip of my toes
Slimy rappers lyk burgers cumin out of my nose
Wen I sneeze dey duck,dey end up feelin d cold
I dont mix well wit low-lives like codeine and coke
If u nid challange,u diss d boss and gurus wit d mighty flows
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 9:38am On Nov 01, 2018
My fellow rappers!,can sumbody lend Nicheey some data so he can cum online and continue his prose.Help a soul!,d bxtch is so broke wit data cheesy grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:40pm On Oct 31, 2018
Nicheey is dis a story?,ur writin prose not rap angry
Family / Re: Lalasticlala Welcomes Cute Baby (photo) by shreder(m): 5:29pm On Oct 31, 2018
Congrats

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2018
Nicheey:



LOL, epiccccccc... cheesy
U mean his ass,ryt? grin Lord of asskissin and lickin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2018
Deckline:
I got to admit,you are good,very good...but i'm better grin grin
But u call me wack so I guess u are better as a wacky rapper grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Rap Disses That Can Kill A Soul:drop Four Lines And Be Ranked by shreder(m): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2018
Afta readin dis comments,I knw why Vermaniace is always on my case grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 11:04am On Oct 31, 2018
Deckline:
I just chose to ignore you undecided undecided
Oohh shocked grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:52am On Oct 31, 2018
Deckline:
This dude above me though grin grin
Dem no ban u again? cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 10:35am On Oct 31, 2018
Nigqas can b so bxtchy

Wit d way dey kiss asses u tink dey are lesbians

Or worse gay,ridin on d dxck of deckline/callin me out of my humble relaxed ambience

Atleast u find me worthy enuf to diss/not d bxtch u climbed to take d mic frm im

But wat cums wit attention is a price paid,pricks/u hv to pay else u lose d mic for it

Crap in crap out,dis Goose wanna see me run out of tym

Dey want me to run out of juice so dey can feed us wit limes

But d truth,dondada still stay strong and sublime

D way dey attack me I wonda if being great is a crime

Why not diss oda's,why diss me wit ur forbidden lines/cus u knw I want to leave and u miss me all tyms

So now I change my mind/ryt now am back to my prime

And wud b gettin back at ya frm up here in d sky

While u gettin up frm down below d standard CRIT.

Notin ur pen can do to make me swallow my pride

Dont blame me by d tym I steal ur bride

Wen I walk through ur hood,ur mom d first to steal a glance

Yes,makavalli is still alive

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:53pm On Oct 30, 2018
vermaniace:


Because of a zero radio Play doesn't make you an equal bitch...stop having useless pride when you have nothing up stairs ...
So says Ace d fadafvcker cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by shreder(m): 7:37pm On Oct 30, 2018
vermaniace:


What's this?
You need to be school rap bro..
I agree,u professional dat hv neva had one radio play in his entire life,school of rap dropout lyk u,Ace d fadafvcker lipsrsealed

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