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Health / Re: Woman Who Lost 4 Children In Kerosene Explosion Runs Mad by Shrekjhon(m): 11:27am On Aug 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


No price, no pay... She must have brought it on herself.
If you investigate well...you'd see this woman might have done something extremely terrible things in the past.

So it's karma and the repercussions visiting her.


God is not wicked to let all of these happen to a good person.
She's obviously evil.

Jesus Christ! What kind of reasoning is this? So people must do wrong in the past to deserve a punishment cos according to your delusioned brain it is called Karma! Nigga take a visit to the Dr to determine what pentium is your brain! Someone just lost 4kids and all U can think of is Karma! Karma fall on you too in whatever evil thing U have done! Nitwit

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Career / Re: 3 Reasons Companies Are Dumping Interview For Assessment Center by Shrekjhon(m): 1:24pm On Jul 20, 2017
Booked
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Celebrates Mr Eazi On His 26th Birthday by Shrekjhon(m): 4:16pm On Jul 19, 2017
Oh well! Oh well! Lekwa noe declaration of Heartrob!
Family / Re: My Marriage - A Sinking Ship. by Shrekjhon(m): 6:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
Evaberry:
you are a MAn who is wicked and selfish

just because she refused to become your slave you tag her lazy.. you don't deserve her.
you even slapped her yet she didn't leave you.



you complain too much!!!!

your marriage palava is not our business or wahala.
.
we didn't fuvk her with you!!!!

Who are they saying? what is this one saying? Sometimes I don't understand how some people reason! Haba! See this Duck

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Family / Re: 5 Signs Your Husband Is Cheating On You by Shrekjhon(m): 2:24am On Jun 27, 2017
missyadorable:
No 5 is so true

Once you see the man beginning to upload wifey's pictures as DP on his whatsapp n BBM,facebook to extole and adore her,writing long epistles about her and it's not her birthday,he is cheating and being naive, is only trying to cover up.

Most women interpret this as a show of love.Indeed!
Guy man is just fooling you

Kai so man start to do PDA na problem again! Why delusional na ahn ahn

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Family / Re: 5 Signs Your Husband Is Cheating On You by Shrekjhon(m): 2:21am On Jun 27, 2017
slawomir:
I don't see why a man should cheat
Sex is overrated. You climb a woman. Both of you start breathing excitedly. You tear off her dress, and bra. She start loosening your stupid belt. Hmm. Quickly you insert your Dickk inside her vagina Then you begin to do the up and down thrusting of your waist to give her deep penetration. She start moaning orgasimically
To penetrate her deeper you give her the advanced missionary style where you have to place her two legs on your shoulder and place a pillow beneath her ass. After a couple of minutes both of you start screaming and shaking like zombies because she is about to Squirt and you Are about to ejaculate.
Booooooom. The whole hot akamu is out. Your dickk and her pussyy is covered with her squirt and your sperm.
Then after that ejaculation both of you become weak. And instantly she becomes like a dead wood to you. No sexual urge. You have to wait for some minutes for Little sperm to be Restored in the epididemis of your pennies so that the urge will come back
Then when this finally happens you start all over again and call it round 2
That is how two of you imbecilic moronn will continue that same stupid process until it gets to round 5.
After exhausting your strength on Her body. She is now left to dress herself put on her bra, pant whereas you were the one who removed them before sex.
you will now be looking for banana, yoghurt and so on to replenish the lost vitamins, minerals and protein you just wasted on her body through sperm ejaculation .
What a show of shame

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool abeg noe kill me with laugh

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Birthday Message To Sophia Momodu, His Baby Mama by Shrekjhon(m): 1:41pm On Jun 10, 2017
No one is talking about the ''b'' after he wished her happy birthday! Na bitch hin wan talk/
Family / Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by Shrekjhon(m): 9:28am On May 25, 2017
Afonjashapmouth:



Still whining like a child.... A write up scribbled down to play "the victim" was read by many and we wrote not understanding so as not to judge out of sentiments. I am giving u a clear explanation because teens like u just want to cyber bully ur uncle's age mates without even sitting to understand​ the logic behind a comment. From ur response it's obvious things r not working ur way, reason u r on here searching for ur victims. Go get a life and as for ur unintelligent ass I'm done educating ur 2kb capacity skull.

Abeg ooo make una two calm down na! Kai na God i take beg una e too early na
Family / Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by Shrekjhon(m): 9:26am On May 25, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
eyah. Igbo women cheat because the men have small rods.

No wonder IPOB youths vent their frustrations online. LOL

Aboki ppr1ck is recommended ll


Incase U didn't realize Lesbianism is not about small dick

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Family / Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by Shrekjhon(m): 9:22am On May 25, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
Firstly we need to hear the talk from both sides before we can judge. But the man may not be well equipped under there, that maybe why she resulted to becoming homo or Bi.

The wife must be confused. If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian, if you want to be a wife with children, be a wife with children. Which one is now becoming a lesbian that is a wife with children?


There is no justification abeg just don't go there! Again stop trying to see point when there is none! There is no JUSTIFICATION

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Rubbishes Cancer Report About Her by Shrekjhon(m): 2:24pm On May 24, 2017
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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by Shrekjhon(m): 5:33am On May 24, 2017
PaperLace:

This makes no sense at all. Greener pastures indeed...

I don't know which planet you live in, but here that I am _women seek greener pastures too. The wife that's working and managing the home, isn't she weak too? Can't you understand and help out?

Since your culture doesn't support bathing your own kids, I pray you marry a woman whose culture doesn't support helping the husband. She'll work and eat alone,while you slave and come back weak. You'll see the main weakness. Then you'll understand marriage is about making life easier for each other.

You better read and learn. Enough said!


Your missing the Point biko! He actually explained it as it had been time coming which is the same experience people have gotten not until recently do women try to work and be a supportive partner in a relationship! It hasn't always been that way with the culture. So its both ways! I would understand also if the woman is an Air Hostess or a branch manager and the man is a self employed! In this scenario would U think would be closer to the Kids? Its definitely the DAD no contesting and I have seen these instances happen alot

So abeg its just about finding the balance which not everyone can find and understand! Its not easy stressing everyday for survival on the part of the man!Especially Ladies I don't think U understand how a man is wired especially when it comes to providing for the family! Its takes everything from you as you constantly always have to find an extra way of making money for family and then U loose touch of the important things then again I am saying its finding the balance thats all

Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by Shrekjhon(m): 5:24am On May 24, 2017
Ngokafor:



...Keep yapping about 'feminist',a word you have no idea what it means while refusing to learn...Your kids will simply abandon you in your old age to perish in hunger and poverty...its your call.

Lol this is another major problem in this country! All this manipulative Hoes would just come and be ranting nonsense! Your just a dependant and U can't deal with your own shit! If you act your ways straight your kids won't abandon and if they do! U should be really prepared to take care of your future! Keep manipulating kids for your selfish gains! Work with your own hands and prepare for your future than wait around! Build an empire for yourself! Keep begging shogbo

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by Shrekjhon(m): 10:50am On May 23, 2017
I don see dem feminist for here! Dem noe go just talk true

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Celebrities / Re: "I Will Rape You" - Fan Threatens Ufedo Sunshine Over Las Vegas Hotel Room Photo by Shrekjhon(m): 8:19am On Apr 29, 2017
I don't get this people ooo especially ladies! What is the point of posting pictures with bumper short and other sexyness! Is it not to gather admirers abi noe be attention seeker be that! U got your attention which is rape! Better deal with it

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Romance / Re: Her Boyfriend Ordered Her Not To Attend A Party. See What She Did Next - Photos by Shrekjhon(m): 7:24pm On Apr 26, 2017
Raine80:
Orders? She needs to evaluate her situation as a matter of urgency. If she is finding herself having to "ask" for permission from someone other than her parents then that relationship is unbalanced. If he is having to "deny" or " restrict" her movements then he is not addressing the issue either. His lack of trust and the source of that lack of trust. A healthy relationship is based on trust and that applies to both parities. When you say "Do you mind if I ...?" to your loved one you are taking his/her thoughts into consideration. When you start "ordering" someone and that someone starts to sneak behind your back it's time you both became parallel lines as you are clearly never going to meet halfway.

This is the problem with this country! Right here is the problem of this country! Haba

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Crime / Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband In Jos For Marrying A Second Wife (Pics) by Shrekjhon(m): 9:34pm On Feb 24, 2017
womaaaaaaaaaaaaan empowerment domestic violence people wont see this one now oooooooooooooooooo
Investment / Re: Don't Invest In MMM Again If You Love Your Self And Please Tell Your Family by Shrekjhon(m): 3:00am On Feb 14, 2017
Me I don't understand U on this matter oooo! Did I tell U that am a guider or a participant of MMM whats my own buisness! Sometimes people just need to sit and try and understand something they call fraud fraud! That U say its fraud and then U never try and listen to the person that is doing the do's explanation is vague to me! I am not judgmental till am certainly sure that what is wrong is wrong! How is that to take

If your friend chooses to not do the so called mmm again fine if he/she chooses then its fine! people are responsible for their actions if they choose to learn it the hard way then so be it! like i said one naira of my money is not in the scheme! I can't come and have heart attack over my money in this recession! Let it remain in my bank account! Everything that has to do with Ponzi and Pyramind has an end but my point and take on this matter is! Leave the people doing the scheme aloneeee! It is not your money! Its theirs! Leave them the hell out aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Investment / Re: Don't Invest In MMM Again If You Love Your Self And Please Tell Your Family by Shrekjhon(m): 10:01am On Feb 10, 2017
Sometimes I do not understand what people gain in badminding people! Listen carefully just because U think in your own opinion that it is wrong for U to do doesn't mean U should write and epistle stating why people shouldn't venture! At least allow people to learn

There are people that understands the whole money structure and if U do not please i beg U waka go front! That U say Guiders lure people so they can GH massively is sooo wrong in so many ways! That U start a Job as a Secretary and then end up being a CEO collecting huge sum of salary despite other small staffs not receiving their share! How is that different in the case of the supposed Guider

See am not a fan of mmm or never been but i hate all the bad comments about it! If people don't want to learn then let it be!
To me I know what MMM is trying to do! Everyone can collect money at the same time! Its just simple Maths! Everyone wants to collect their 2016 mavro or whatever they call it at the same time then who pays who! Now you provide new money and then U get bit by bits of your 2016mavro! How is that hard to take?

Leave those doing mmmm the hell alone! Jesus Christ! I have a friend that has over 6million in it already! Just leave them alone and then if they learn the hard way it is not your business not your money! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Reveals How Ex-husband Maje Ayida Almost Ruined Her Life by Shrekjhon(m): 7:52pm On Nov 25, 2016
Ashmark:
I don't understand why women like shouting of little thing. They got raped at age 1, lost parent at age 8, cheated on at age blah blah.

You want to know what have bin through myself ?

Pack well Makinde.


I swear I tire for the matter oooo! Na them go talk say one thing one thing! Always ready to make noise out of anything
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Reveals How Ex-husband Maje Ayida Almost Ruined Her Life by Shrekjhon(m): 7:51pm On Nov 25, 2016
NIJJAking:
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor. He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place. The witch doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from my neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, my neighbor said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', my neighbor then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'. As I am telling you now, the whole quarters are there watching how the two are in 'rererererereretchaa'. . Good afternoon and have a great day



Laugh wan kill me oooooooooooo abeg sufry sufry oooo! Tell us where the thing go end! cos the rerererere go too plenty
Romance / Re: Fiance Asked Her To Return N20m Gift & SUV She Got From Ex (Advice) by Shrekjhon(m): 12:34pm On Oct 13, 2016
Fake story abeg
Celebrities / Re: Sumbo Adeoye's Adorable Photo With Her Family by Shrekjhon(m): 11:34pm On Oct 05, 2016
Which one is TuBabas ex OP! Haba! So when you get married they should always describe U as someones left over! She has moved on and has a beautiful family! Get it! Call their names out and stop the hypocrisy
Family / Re: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by Shrekjhon(m): 11:30pm On Oct 05, 2016
People with low sperm count still make babies oooo! Do your research well and know how severe it is! There are millions of men with low sperm count and are fathering children that are biologically theirs
Health / Re: Penomet Takes Your To The Next Level by Shrekjhon(m): 3:24pm On Oct 05, 2016
How much is it and where to get?
Autos / Re: NEED Spare Parts For Your CARs and SUVs? by Shrekjhon(m): 5:46pm On Jul 01, 2016
Please how much is Toyota Venza 2wheel drive 2009 gear box and would you be able to fix a gear box thats faulty? I need this update against tomorrow as I want all this sorted asap
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by Shrekjhon(m): 9:32am On Apr 18, 2016
I don't understand this whole '' Don't do this against women and don't do that against women'' How about the Men, they should accept shit from women cos of that bullshit talk

Haba Life is just so unfair to men oooo! I say if a Lady do mistake and slap me I swear na to give am Blow for mouth make the Jaw shift! Rubbish

Do me I do U! Life goes on
Romance / Re: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by Shrekjhon(m): 10:02pm On Mar 20, 2016
adeaks:



And the majority of girls who will support this are lazy, gold diggers who are only looking for already-made men that they can just pop out babies for without any thought of adding something tangible to the guy's life.


Please help us to ask them oooo! I thought it was even going to be bringing a child to the world! That I can understand but saying they shouldn't get married! There are so going to be Lotta Menopause Ladies in the market ooo! And she herself noe go see any husband marry! Na die she dei be that
Romance / Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by Shrekjhon(m): 9:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Let me just explain this thing as it is for U now and get it straight up!

If your in a relationship because of assistance whichever way it might be Financially or the other way round! That's just so unfair
If you knew you wouldn't have any future together why bother get into it in the first place! Kinda sucks when people are not being straightforward
That Dude Loves you which I guess you do not which is understandable and that summaries Life
If you were being cheated/deceived in a relationship how would you feel?

Now lets get to the complicated part
When you go into a relationship with someone you don't expect everyday to be all lovey dovey!As there are times when things would go sour and you might want to try something new which ofcourse makes us Human! But then you must use your discretion in knowing that Lustful actions are just a waste of time as the time used in your lustful ways could be used in Saving your relationship

How do you think people that get married stay for 80years or 70 or 60! U think say na Beans?

But then again you have never seen a future with that person but still your in the relationship!

NB: Just tell him to his face that ''Look I have only been in this relationship because of your assistance'' since your cold blooded!
Hate reading things like this Annoys the Hell outta me

Make your intentions clear

Kai
Romance / Re: ''I Asked Her Out, She Said ''No'', Now She's Tripping For Me'' by Shrekjhon(m): 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2015
Lol Your going to be FRIENDZONED!! Watch Out! She doesn't like U to date U but wants to keep U around Friend Zoneeeeeeeddddd
Properties / Re: Lovely Designs For Nairalanders Who Wants To Build:Check in and Get yours by Shrekjhon(m): 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
Cost of building a 2 set 3bedroom flat on a Plot of Land that already has a BQ would be how much? Do I need to send U a picture for U to see the Land yourself

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