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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 6:25pm On Apr 01, 2018
edimolu2:

dealt with me? that's laughable, not even worthy of a debate! it would take humans to be generally born feet first before you would achieve that!

olodo oshi....trying so hard to seek validation!..cheesy

infact fûck it....lets play lezz! hit me now!cheesy
let make a mockery yet again why you remain a waste of semen!


I don't take offence. You follow an impulse when you quote me. When your life vibe batteries die, quoting and stalking me is the only measure to charge back your life to a semblance of normalcy.

You're the carrion I murdered and hung on a tree for vultures to feed on. Only the lure of cheap fame and attention is pulling you to quote me.

You're the badly beaten jellyfish who i so pummeled he had to upload his picture 3 time with that of his sister and he even forgot to censore his sister's face the 3rd time.

Going against me means you won't stop losing.

Everyone knows the only reason you keep stalking and meddling anytime I have a brawl is because you're still unhealed from the deep cuts I inflicted on you and you're a loathsome human filth looking for relevancy online after being rejected by nearly every single teenage female in romanceland after serially sending random PM's to them demanding for nudes.


I'm bored of trashing you every time

I'm tired of trying to make you famous like everyone who brawls with me but you're still a mud rat

You're a customer and there is no zeal troubling a corpse any more.

Your mother was murdered like gutter pr(o)stitute as you admitted on this forum. The only people who you should be obsessed with are the people ( your uncles) who murdered her and made you a byproduct of frustration and a psychoneurotic invalid to the point you can be mistaken for a badly programmed Ugandan spam bot in Nairaland.

Nairaland should be the least of your worries . You're the lowest of lows with unsettling real-life issues.

Your mother's soul is still trapped in limbo awaiting the day you'll grow balls to avenge her death.

Stop the false bravado. Just make your mother find eternal peace yonder by dedicating 1/10th of your lezz-time into looking for her killers and watch your identity and heritage begin to have a little meaning.

Quoting me relentlessly can never bring your dead mother back or make you become accepted. The coward you are in real life can never be substituted online by your foolhardiness and suicidal tendencies against me.

So why not stop being a butthurt crybaby desperately looking for a mother figure on line and go make your dead rotten mother proud?
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 5:54pm On Apr 01, 2018
edimolu2:

dealt with me? that's laughable, not even worthy of a debate! it would take humans to be generally born feet first before you would achieve that!

olodo oshi....trying so hard to seek validation!..cheesy

infact fûck it....lets play lezz! hit me now!cheesy
let make a mockery yet again why you remain a waste of semen!


Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
@ bluntboy. Always remember I'm the perfect all round troll. Vicious, insanely intelligent, baiter, psychologist and inexorable blood hunter.

I have not only furnished you with proof hormones control comprehension but also given you the name of one such hormone.

Dare I now declare that I am infinitely superior to your father and every mundane idiot in his pathetic bloodlines?

Within 30 minutes I have provided you with quality education your father's salary couldn't afford you!

The only reason you repulse me is because you're mentally impaired, psychologically adulterated and emotionally convulsive like an emo-bitch.

The other guy giving you support have something in common with you; I have dealt with him severally here like I have just dealt with you. He makes it his habit to stalk me thread to thread shadow boxing.

Feel free to use what you have learnt from me today to upgrade your virtual and actual lives. After all, it's not a crime anywhere you shouldn't learn from someone organically superior to you.

I take my leave now. And won't be a bitch like you to come back after I said I'm done

Bitch!!!

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
instinctg:


bros Abeg free d guy, u don win am.
he has been deader than last Christmas. All what he is doing is just the hissing of a beheaded snake.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 5:17pm On Apr 01, 2018
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BluntBoy:


SMH...

OK, so hormones control comprehension in your village abi

Your brain is totally dead.
of course I wanted you to repeat your doubt that hormones control comprehension and you just did. That's what we call baiting and stalking grin grin

You fell, bro. So I'm going to furnish you with proof, you analphabetic waste of your mother's vagina fluid!

See pics attached below

Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Another punchline. Disrespect people with Down's syndrome.

Bro, just go away. cheesy You are a windmill cheesy
implicit admission of defeat!!!

Yadi yadi yadi cassava-chewing goat. Let me repeat, your writing style, word play and presentation is at par with a 7 year old with downs syndrome.

You're trying to play the nice guy ? The considerate guy? grin

Ape, I'm a bloodsucking demon. My heart is hollow and numb. I will gladly cut off your father's hand and use it to finger Bleep your dick-questing mother grin

I'm just ruthless. As soon as my fingers do their death dance on my keyboard, your death is confirmed.

That's why you don't go against me if you can be evil. Unfortunately you don't even have the intelligence to parry my attack.

Never let a new moniker fool you grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


You are a clown, honestly.

Rain Rain, go away is repetition for the essence of creating a rhythm.

Why were you emphasing a verb with a noun and what is the essence of having them so spaced?

Better don't play smart because you are addressing a Literature guru cheesy

A literature guru on Nairaland!!! You writing ability is as basic as a 7 year old with downs syndrome.

You're a textbook example of interrupted education.

Don't confuse yourself anymore than your dumb mother confused her monthly cycle to thrust you in a cloud of parental obscurity. grin


All I'm about is giving you back-to-back slamming using your head as a dart practice grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:48pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


The first sign of inadequacy. They get angry when they are not sure.

Which is easier to do? Provide the name of the hormone or ramble?

My friend, what is the name of "your" hormone for comprehension
Lawd me!!! All my sojourn on the green planet I have never met this kind of emboldened ignorance and grandstanding show of analphabetism!!!

Have you shifted from doubting if hormones control comprehension ability to the " name of the hormone"?

You're confusing me, son . what's your question. You can't stand on your words any better than mommy could stand unflinchingly for your father's dick.

Set your questions right if you're not a bastard from an absentee father.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:40pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Wow, emphasis. Tell us more. I have led you to your grave.

Explain how that is emphasis. What are you emphasizing? That being born with something happens at birth?
Chai!!!! So as mutated as your braincells are, you feel you have what it takes to dictate the direction and pace of this bout training session!

That's what AJ never allowed the cunt Parker do.

Asking me to explain what emphasis is in literature is like asking your mother how many men she had met before the lounge-lizard you call your father came along.

If you don't know what repetition and emphasis are and how they are used, that means your upbringing is below the dignity of a cattle breeding ground.

I
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:33pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Hormone for comprehension OK, young man, just stop embarrassing yourself. There is enough stupidity in your post but I would rather concern myself with your bad sentence structure and your poor diction and your blatant misuse of tenses.

First of all, you have to learn how to e-fight. You can't go into a bout and expect someone to fight this or that way. My tactic was to get you rambling like a drunk. Very soon, you will tire or just find yourself going in a circle until you knock yourself out.

Is this inbred unaware shame, comprehension etc all have something to do with not just social conditioning but also human hormones. What a pathetic cunt.

And he has resorted to pointing at sentence structure to make up for his lack of punching ability.

And are you serious about my sentence structure and sentence? Boy, that info is as erroneous as your father's claim on the pregnancy that produced you. grin grin grin

You go die today ..keep riding the horse and let everyone watch you change confession, style and language more frequently than your mother changes panties grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Ever heard of anyone born brain-damaged at adulthood

You are a learner but I won't school you just yet. Flog yourself harder, my boy cheesy
that is called EMPHASIS in literature.

I swear your father should have used your school fees to plant yams and make much profit that your piteous existence.

I saw you also promised a pig you will cease quoting me but my words knock you off the rails of sanity each time you read them.

The urge to quote back is involuntary like sneezinggrin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 4:17pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


It is "the highlighted" not "the aforementioned"

Just because I used it does not mean you should use it. It is highly contextual.

Anyway, enjoy your self-inflicted pains cheesy
yet again he quotes again leaving the substance and buring his head in the sand.

Wasted birth. Mr. Let's see who tires first. What a pinheaded imbecilic ape. I have always known you're a bîtxh. Using empty post to substitute for quality.

Take it from me, your mother's vagina wart corroded your father's sperm before it flagellate hence the hormone for shame and comprehension never evolved in your stunted DNA.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2018
Beaten and shattered edicunt aka edimugu the lezz stalker will always appear to lend support to my adversaries feeding on my e-spoils like a desert vulture.

The pummelling he received is still engraved in the walls of his heart like a rape victim grin
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 3:35pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


OK, I am watching you knock yourself out. cheesy It is a part of your lessons not to challenge your chi to a wrestling match.

And while you are at it, let us examine what appear like punchlines to you:

"You are a ghost" cheesy

"Spineless ghost" grin

Imagine Vector using these "punchlines" in his songs, they would fetch him an easy Grammy.

I have remarked earlier about you obvious lack of a brain or the ability to use a brain. I have not begun to whip you but you are already raving like a lunatic.

The mistake you made was attacking me first. Another mistake is expecting that every e-warrior is as one-dimensional as you. I don't throw commonplace punches like the aforementioned "punchlines" of yours.

I fight clean and at the end of the day, we would see who tires first or who goes insane first. Enjoy your madness, son cheesy

I will play with you as a cat plays with a rat. cheesy

@ the aforementioned, so who has the last say wins? That's how you measure ebrawls? Damn!

The parents who sired you should be tried for bestiality!!! The person whose intellectual make-up you inherited has the intellectual capacity of a domestic squirrel!

Any fool with cheap phone and data can just be typing weak lines and retorts like you have been doing all day and have the last say!!

We measure ebrawls with stinging word cuts and brutality or witty words. None of which you have managed to exhibit thus far.

Where you lost the battle like a drunken cúnt was when you renegade on your words, lick your own vomit to quote me after you had resigned and called it a day.

Because my words sting you badly making you feel like that throwaway rotting banana peel. You're a sad joke.

If you think quoting me repeatedly until I stop makes you win the brawl when you fail to sting, then realise that your mother conceived you after she had hit menopause and you were born brain-damaged at birth.

Worthless troglodyte.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 2:40pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


That is a compliment. In your madness, you forgot to abuse and ended up praising me.

You see why I don't want to engage you? This is going to turn into a classless fight where we would start bringing innocent parents into it.

Answer this question, son. "What would you call Parker if instead of engaging AJ, he turns his punches on AJ's parents?"

Does that show class? Of course, not. Wouldn't you think Parker a coward?

Grow up, son. Do something with your life. And learn to respect your parents. If you had respect for them, it would be a sort of a classical conditioning generalization whereby you would learn to respect every elderly person. Your parents are not as bad as you have described them up there. There is no reason why you should share such family problems here.

You couldn't know that much information about me except you were talking about your family in which case, I would say you were wrongly applying the defense mechanism called "Projection".





Read your post again and again and see for yourself you and your family have a combined IQ of 20.

If you can't see anything wrong in your post, then realise you were fed goat milk at infancy.

A shameless, evasive buffoon who lives in denial. You don't even have the intelligence to band words together to make them sting.

I was busy chopping you limb from limb and using your flesh as carrion for vultures and you're busy yapping " you're not a match". " This is going to be classless fight". And never even swinging an effective punch.


Niggar you're a ghost. I have effectively separated your spineless ghost from your eczema infested flesh and held it in limbo until Satan and his pixies decide what chamber of hell you'll be spending eternity.

Your punchlines are as ineffective as Parker's last night and I keep jabbing you accros your weak chin until you convulse like an epileptic idiot.

And who ever told you your parents are innocent. Any mother who didn't have the grace to terminate your pregnancy and stupid enough to allow a drunken lackey like your dad duplicate his mutated DNA in her should have her ovum surgically removed without anaesthesia.

Ode.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:48pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Expectedly classless.

If you want to tempt me, you have to prove that you can e-fight. For instance, you have to show that you know the difference between a monkey and a chimp and be able to make up your mind about which one I am as I can't be both except only to a simpleminded idiot that you are.

All the gibberish up there sound at best like the rants of a madman. Try harder as Parker's team did for 2 years to get AJ. You can't expect me to engage a nitwit so easily. I am not that cheap.


Your mental stability is as firm as a leaf tossed in a harmattan wind!

Here's your last post before this.

BluntBoy:



Better thank your stars that today is Easter and I have better things to do than engage an excruciatingly stupid idiot with a head full of sawdust. Go in peace.

And my retort got your heart shattered like your father's after your mother stole his gratuity and eloped with your best friend.

You just had to quote back to feel better after saying you're done. What an effing emo-bitch this dog is!!!

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Look at this swine. Is that how they do e-fight in your village? Seems like you don't know me.

Better thank your stars that today is Easter and I have better things to do than engage an excruciatingly stupid idiot with a head full of sawdust. Go in peace.
Looooooooooolz! Did you just say I don't know you?

Boy, you're of a low birth! A product of inferior marital choices! You're inferior to a police hunting dog in birth and breeding.

You're the sperm your mother should have guided up her ass instead allowing it flagellate in her ovum.

Now you know. I will bring an eclipse to you within minutes. Have a horrific Easter, you un-evolved bonobo-chimpanzee!

Keep riding this horse and I will give you the KO Parker missed last night.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Never knew you were this stupid.

My reason for mentioning Lennox Lewis and Tyson is to buttress the point that upsets can happen in boxing. You wrote that if I were sensible, I wouldn't have expected Parker to beat Joshua and I gave you two classic examples of underdogs beating up champs.

If you still find it difficult seeing the correlation, then I would be certain I couldn't help you and might have to advice you to seek help concerning your dyslexia.


No one wants to read your reasons, you dripping cúnt. The time for dialogue is over. Now you're getting the lynch mob effect.

You're a bîtxh and you better go appease the dibia who swapped your destiny with that of a mountain nanny-goat.

Fools like you should be beaten with a stick out of the cyber community so intelligent logical people can benefit from faster data speed delivery instead of having your overwhelming stupidity slowing NL uplink.

* Blazing idiot. You're lucky I slept off last night with AJ's sweet victory as my sleep enhancers. I would have made you flood your pillows with Parker tears. Foolish man

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:10pm On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Your stupidity is staggering.

It was idiots like you that thought Lennox Lewis would crush Rahman but Rahman ended up knocking out Lewis.

It was idiots like you who thought that Mike Tyson would kill Buster Douglas in 2 seconds but Buster not only upset Tyson but beat the SHIIT out of him.

Upsets happen in sports and only a foolish person like yourself think you can be certain about a result. Boxing is not just hype, you need to do the fighting. Even the punters gave Parker an overwhelming chance. It is only idiots like yourself who know nothing about boxing that judge fights even before they have begun.

Jeez!!! Were you born with cerebral palsy?

Why is this pet rat ranting off about Mike Tyson and Lenox Lewis here when no one has ever mentioned them here or talked about their fights? What's the correlation with those fights and that of AJ and Parker?


It is pure-bred ret(a)rds like you who are sore thumb losers that can't take your defeat in grace.

You're an emo-bitch who couldn't live with the fact that Parker lost like a cúnt. And this hyper-emotive, manic depressive inbred is trying to force words into my mouth !

It shall never be well with you and yours until your father saves up enough funds for you to undergo gender reassignment surgery so you can stop acting like a bitch with menstrual cramps just because your boyfriend got beaten like a market thief.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:06am On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


Why are you so angry cheesy

You said I am the loser and yet you are the one getting all worked up.
two things make me angry:

1) for you to have the amazing stupidity to ever think Parker will win

2( for asking me how much I made out of the fight because your man lost.

Your stupidity should be visible from space.

Now I'm good at savage trolling so get out before you get a savage KO .

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 12:01am On Apr 01, 2018
BluntBoy:


It is you who should get out with your intolerance. That I corrected misinformation does not mean I want this man or that man to win. AJ pockets over 10 million pounds and Parker pockets over 5 million pounds. How much do you get to pocket for all your madness? Nothing! Isn't it a shame?
imbecilic goat!

If your man Parker had won will you be saying how much he collected and how you got nothing?

You lost embarrassingly and you're now reminding me what Joshua won? Foolish boy.
So sports fans should have monetary gain before supporting a team? Losing idiot.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:51pm On Mar 31, 2018
BluntBoy:


My friend, shut up. I analyzed both fighters unlike you who gave one of the boxers no chance. Many of you are doing this because AJ has links with Nigeria but you all fail to realize that he is officially regarded as a Briton.
unanimous verdict with Parker dusted and bitten. The must unfavorable judge gave Joshua 8 rounds and Parker 4. While the most favourable gave Josh 9. So much for your undefeated champ.

Went like I predicted. Now get your loser sorry ass out of this thread. You Parker fa(gg)it.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:45pm On Mar 31, 2018
BluntBoy:


You don't have to call anyone an idiot. After all, many of you foolishly felt that AJ will knock Parker out in no time.
shut your mouth filled with kola-stained teeth and bury your head in a mud.

You idiots thought AJ would lose. Parker this Parker that! If not for the interfering ref, Parker would be hitting the floor.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2018
AJ wins by unanimous verdict!!!!
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:40pm On Mar 31, 2018
AJ wins!!!!

Where are all the Parker idiots on this thread?

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:33pm On Mar 31, 2018
Round 10 and AJ still having more rounds and dominating the ring with his power, strength and physique.

This is going to be a straight win whether it gets to round 12 or not
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:28pm On Mar 31, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Parker down!
lies.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
Gullah:
Parker has started to land some good punches on AJ in round six. Better from the new Zealander
AJ has taken all rounds still.

Parker chasing after Joshua! Swinging wildly but landing some. Missing more than he lands but that was a good moment from Parker, he had AJ rattled there.

But AJ has come to fight as well as box and he's back at Parker with a good shot there.

That's from a live feed.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
themonk:

Do you have comprehension issues.
I said joshua would win if it goes the distance but if anyone is getting knocked out its not joshua. That's my prediction.
I'm not investing on anything.
you can't wrap your head around logic, airhead.

I read your post and said your concluding remarks about Joshua winning in the end is just a safe landing after your earlier Parker hogwash.

You're the one with a chronic comprehension impairment.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 11:14pm On Mar 31, 2018
themonk:

You obviously don't know shit about boxing. I wonder why I'm replying you sef. Brits are 100% behind joshua just like they were 100% behind frank Bruno even when he was losing. UK fans don't joke with their boxers. All the boxing forums I participat on online have brits supporting joshua. I've given you enough attention, now run along.
I don't know much about boxing? Niggar, I haven't even quoted you with any boxing opinion but that you're a copy and paste newt.

And a bruckhead like you doesn't know new Zealand is an extension of England with the Queen as the head of new Zealand government? Olodo.

Thank God you have tacitly admitted to reading boxing forums from where you copy-paste in hopes of sounding intelligent.

Daft!

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 10:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
themonk:

Here are a list of people who have knocked joshua down
1) Lawrence okolie in sparring.
2) 20 year old daniel dubois in sparring
3) 41 year old and rickety wladmir klitchko
4) at his first olympics, I don't know the name of the guy that knocked blood out of his nose.

Names of people who has rocked or knocked down parker: None.

Now compare the calibre of people who has knocked down or knocked out joshua with the calibre of people Joseph parker has fought or sparred with who couldn't even rock him talkless of knock him out.

Joseph parker has never been rocked or knocked down in sparring, New Zealanders have chin of steel.
I hope joshua wins sha, but I think it wouldn't be a knock out
registered Joshua hater.

The last part of your statement is just a investment on the chances should Joshua win.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Defeats Joseph Parker (Live Thread) by Shroud: 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2018
themonk:

I don't watch BBC bro. I'm not a causal fan of boxing, does the truth about the strengths and weaknesses of both men hurt your emotions?
nope. Exactly what you posted now was what I read on BBC comment feed. Nearly word for word . We understand the need for that. Don't worry.

Hope you know the Brits whose opinion you're re-echoing here are like 50% in favour of Parker? That's how racist they are.

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