Jayceon:
okay lezz,you just described yourself

you will never face me in a thread currently trending but always look for a deserted thread to be engaging in a boring back and forth like a kitchen mouse.

I deliberately quoted you in front page thread yesterday about south African congregation licking the boots of a Nigerian pastor based in south Africa, but you feigned ignorance and pretended not to see my quote.

But in a deserted thread like this, you will be bold like street courtesans who roam the dark alleys at night looking for urchins to sell their love to.

Unemployable jobless idiot.

Jayceon:
that's how I feel when I read your regurgitated and empty jabs

you're cheap, low and incapable of shame and pride.

You just have to swing my words back to me like curb h00kers rationing comdoms.

Jayceon:
Okay one thing I learned since I bumped into you is that I'm your role model but your pride won't let you admit it


will a day ever go by without you unnecessarily mentioning my name?

ogbeni, you're as boring as a dry cúnt in the 2nd round.

Get lost.

XhosaNostra:


If you say so lol.

i will never solve the conundrum of how an intelligent, fine girl like you got entwined with a plonker like .J.J (junkie-jayceon).

But it all boils down to patriotism.

postmann:






O poor little jayceon, how helplessly you vibrate to my strumming.



You couldn't resist replying just like I foretold. How mentally and psychologically inferior you are!

And you are the chosen Zulu upon whose frail shoulders your country's hope for glory rest!
Bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!

What a national disappointment!

Now get off my face!!! I find you too cheap and an unworthy adversary.

but why ? You scalp this Zulu more brutally than Soweto '76

XhosaNostra:


Jace, is DieVluit still around?

yes I remember him. He has two things in common with Jayceon. They are both aimless South Africans and they both are victims of my scathing expletives.

Ask 'em

CastedDude:
Senator Dino Melaye representing Kogi West district - has reacted to reports that two criminal suspects allegedly working for him were arrested and paraded by officers of the Nigerian police force. The police said the suspects have confessed to being provided weapons and financial support by Dino Melaye.

The controversial senator took to his social media pages to share his reaction as he wrote; The venom of a viper does nothing to the back of a tortoise

A statement by police spokesperson Jimoh Moshood said the suspects, identified as Kabiru Saidu and Nuru Salisu, were paraded on Monday in Lokoja, the state capital.

During interrogation, they further confessed they were Political Thugs recruited by some mischievous Politicians in Kogi State to cause mayhem, and disruption of peace, and destruction of lives and property in the State. They also confessed to belonged to the gang of a dreaded and vicious kidnap for ransom gang under a gang leader (name withheld) whose where about is being investigated by the Force. The two suspects were identified by some of their victims.

The development could further complicate the ongoing political crisis that has seen Mr. Melaye and Governor Yahaya Bello enmeshed in bitter confrontations over the state’s political structure.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/senator-dino-melaye-reacts-arrest-criminals-allegedly-working.html

since when did the Nigeria police start protecting the names of criminal leaders?

The APC is too dumb to even pull up a sham !!! Buhari's government is going down in history as the most clueless and laughable pack of idiotic politicians in Nigeria's history.

360frolic:
A Nigerian South African-based pastor has sent the internet into a frenzy after photos of him having an intense worship session with his members surfaced online.

Prophet Andrew Ejimadu who is the president at Christ Freedom Ministries became a controversial topic when photos of his members kissing his shoes for blessings and miracles emerged on social media.

The young pastor has in the past suggested apparent ridiculous things for members to do in order to gain "blessings" and certain "miracles" from God. People are now of the opinion that his methods appear completely outrageous.

The photo has left many asking what can come out of a human licking another person's shoes. It is however, a thing of joy for the members who were pictured doing it with faith that their burden will be lifted off the.

Prophet Andrew is also known as Seer 1 nd shared the photos on his social media page, saying:



http://newshelm.ng/photos-nigerian-pastor-who-makes-members-lick-his-shoes-for-blessings/

only Bantu Zulus are this gullible. Afterall, all of Africa got them free from apartheid. But nobody volunteered to champion their spiritual liberation.

And we have Muppets like Jayceon hiding away on Nairaland thinking apartheid syndromes have been cured.

Jayceon:
That's not what you should to someone who's been humiliating you ever since the military thread

re-read your post again and consider if the blood supply to your brain isn't lower than that of a menstruating female.

Jayceon:
Miss LezzBOON licking her menstrual blood right now

How can someone lick her own menstrual blood ? You're trying too hard to get a working line going Jayceon. I feel genuine pity for you

I think your brain is naturally programmed never to stretch beyond 2cm.

Jayceon:
The two bleeding sluts are consoling each other...

Jayceon has the emotional disposition of a teenage girl suffering acute pimples. He's so touchy and unsure he reacts to everything.

postmann:


It beats me how someone in your mold -- the lowest, weakest and most feeble among the sons of men -- dare defile a Nigerian, the Captain of your liberation, you ungrateful wretch.

The principle of hierarchical pecking forbids you to stand before me and make claims your fathers wouldn't dare, you overfed, uncultured peasant dwelling in the white man's garden.

My fathers struck their economic, cultural and political independence sitting at table with their British counterparts as equals in intellect and breeding. But your father was a subdued slave who was robbed of all human dignity, and you the offspring of the oppressed and dehumanized dare look me in the eye and try to get cheeky with a Nigerian, the king of the sun.

Go put your ears down on the tomb of your father and hear him whisper through the wind with this caution:

"Thou art a foolish son, thumping up thy nose against the king of the sun. For in his rays had thy light of salvation cometh. Now pay ye obeisance to him lest thy day turneth into darkness "


A little pictorial illustration will once again lay bare your wretched heritage:

You're going to respond one way or another to my continuous onslaught. You're not emotionally mature and disciplined to ignore the nakèd and cold truth about your heritage served generously by postmann.

Ok, but damn.... that's some floor-mopping retort.

devindevin2000:
How come their traditional marriage is exactly like Igbos? SS and SE, how the fucck did we allow Hausa-Fulani and Yorubaa to divide us? SMH

urhobo traditional marriage is not similar to that of Igbos.

All in prep for next year's election. No one is being fooled.

Nigeria Army, a pack of frightened illiterate thugs hiding behind a gun and uniform to harras innocent citizens while Boko haram keep pursuing them to Cameroon to seek "tactical manoeuvre".

Imagine a man--a soldier beating up a female. Monstrous, incompetent murderers.

LeSudAfricaine:
smh.

shake your tail. You can't deny you don't have one. Effing primate.

Chai! These zu Bantus must be wondering what it is to be free.

LeSudAfricaine:
at least I give " likes" to someone like it should be.. unlike you who pats himself on the back since he doesn't have friends in real life and in the virtual world, loool

Look , like I said you are hella boring me, discuss South Africa with someone who's equally obsessed, I got things to do with our abundant electricity,

Poor butthurt dude just had to keep responding to every post of mine and in the same breath claims I'm boring.
I swear, mother nature never equipped any Zulu with even the common sense of making their denial look convincing.


And you boast about virtual friends?? Gosh!!! Check my main handle, I have enough virtual friends to buy your father's land back from the Boers. But what real man boasts of virtual friends?

Only lonesome Zulus looking for solace on a Nigerian forum.

LeSudAfricaine:
yawn....whatever tickles your fancy lezz, bore someone else

blazing idiot. Slither back into the shadows and go give Jayceon's lame clapbacks some "likes".

LeSudAfricaine:
you can juggle all the
big english words like a circus clown trying to impress your Kaduna simpletons, but your words to me are hollow and repetitive, " your father this, bondsman that" ..Borrrring

boring enough for you to respond to? Contradictory lout!

Ogbeni, did your father vote in south Africa before he died. Why won't the truth become boring!

Zulu gibbon. I suggest you dedicate just half your Nairaland time into looking for your identity lost in your father's surrender to the Boers.

There's no clue in Nairaland as to why you're a poor butthurt slob with multiple post apartheid symptoms

LeSudAfricaine:
so says a Libyan slave

thus opined the fallout of Africa's Muppet whose father died a dispossessed bondsman.

You will never be able to repay your father's incalculable debts to us.

Surprised they didn't include the world cup hosting bribery

Every dumb idiot wants to be on social media news!

The extent people go and the dumb things they say just for attention.

Jayceon:
I ignored the senseless juvenile tantrums from a 40 year old virgin.


let's see:

* If your careless jungle took stats we would find that our murder rate is 100x less than yours.you're the country synonymous with mass burials..FACT

* I'm sure rape is higher in your country

* and you monkeys kidnap 8-year-olds,rape them and sell their offsprings .Nigeria is also synonymous with child marriage.

* Your country is not even equipped with testing facilities,so comparing ours with yours is rather stupid.on what basis do we conclude that your country is HIV-free?

Ermm Gaddafi's kins are slaving you as we speak so it just seems you lots were born to be tortured.

Touchy touchy J.J struck out my post angry much.

Are you even capable of shame?

*Nigeria is dealing with civil unrest and rampaging herdsmen but peaceful south Africa has more death rates than Nigeria.

* South Africa is officially recognised to be the most unsafe place to be outside a war zone

* Nigeria has a population of 180 million people and have been battling terrorists insurgency in the north for nearly 20 years but still manage to record more economic gains and outrun the south African economy.

* Peaceful south Africa has the same life expectancy as war-ravaged Somalia

* South African government has been caught doctoring murder statistics and ordering the police not to list crime by race to hide blacks killing whites.

* Only in south Africa are infants of 3 months raped in a traditional culture practice that it cures HIV

You're a cursed purge of nature. A flawed product of evolution gone bad.

Zulus are the reason primatologists believe Africans still carry gorrila DNA because you human apes had lived more on treetops than on the surface of the earth.

You're the armpit of humanity. Africa's eternal burden and the xenophobic butthurt dogs of Africa.

Bunch of slaves who couldn't take economic liberation handed to them on a platter. And this vagabonding human skank called Jayceon who have no clue where his father's grave lies is jabbering like a primitive frog let out on the woods.

You're the specie that should never have been allowed to forms into human.

What a waste of earth's orbit.

Meanwhile when Jobless Jayceon is spanked hard he resorts to pictures

Let me oblige you: South Africa always present as one of the world's largest slums

AryaSand:
Yessssssssssss.
We got Roma! Yasssssssss!

yes, but remember, Italian teams are often hard for us.

A 7 months old baby possessed?

I don't know why Botha, Obasanjo and all of Africa conversed for these pongo-apes to be liberated from the shackles of apartheid.

Africa is better off having these xenophobic dogs in chains and as dispossessed, disinherited slaves.

When they aren't raping infants to cure HIV, they are killing thier toddlers in exorcism.

Cold-blooded junkies. These people are just another filthy human garbage that should be eased off the surface of the earth.

I cannot believe the earth keeps orbiting to keep these un-evolved sac of human pus alive.

Regrettable waste of humanity these blek Zooloos.

nonut:

I'm not a South African but I'm in tears now...

In a country of roughly 53 million, white settlers are just below 7 million bit have over 10 billionaires, control 90 % of the economy and own 70% of the land.

South Africans (Zulus, Bantus, Xhosa, Tswana etc) are over 40 million having just one billionaire (Patrick Mutsepe) and still practicing subsistence farming waiting for Christopher Wiesel, owner of ShopRite to feed them.

Jayceon:
Distorted history!!!

kwerekwere,[b]Etymology[/b]Referring to a very uncivilised creature from West Africa with very wide nostrils and it is as dark as night ,it was due to their repulsive languages that the word was derived,they are so loud when they speak you would think there is a rusty generator being operated close by

Your average afonja will have to empty his pockets to smash what SA men smash for free,it's a known fact.

The same Obasanjo that can't bring Fulani savagery to an end?

Lol Who doesn't know that naija is a complete jungle human life cheaper than garri and egusi? .I just laugh when I see tailless monkeys act all civilised

Chai!!! What a pathetic, poorly educated idiot.

Your white overlord settlers told you slobbering animals that you are all emigrants like them and they refused their settler status and took over your land including your ancestral gravesites!!!

The Boers say Zulus and Bantus aren't even the original settlers of south Africa. So J.J, your masters say you are an aboriginal primitive kwerekwere the authentic


You're a negative spin-off of Bantu education system and it's a shame you know more about Nairaland than you know about your own country. Worthless emo-bitch.

Nigerians have been stretching your sisters and mothers in south Africa and using them as borderless drug couriers before sending them back to you as living mannequin.

My car part supplier has two kids here from a south African #FACT!!!

In your streets there are more single mothers with Nigerian as their baby fathers.

You pap-swilling apes even got jealous your women had to open a Facebook group of south African ladies married to Nigerians to protest the animal envy of your jobless gorrilas who feed off your women.

*The steepest jungle is South Africa where 150 murders occur in a day

* Where rape occurrence is the highest in Africa

* Where infants of 3 months are raped in a culture that believes it cures HIV

* Where HIV is as prevalent as odinary catarrh

Why do you think you were freed just yesterday (1994) becoming the longest slaves in living memory?

Servitude is in your bone spurs and DNA.

postmann:


The emboldened are advanced cruise missile delivery system destined to find their targets, no matter how deep they bury themselves in the bunkers of pretence.

these Nairaland Zulus won't admit it. They are good at pretences and subterfuges.

Zulus are the inferior species of humanity who shouldn't have made it through evolution.

postmann:


What if I tell you the 5% white population is richer now than during the apartheid era

Talk about lazy breeds of unproductive blacks in south africa firmly inside the yoke of slavery and they are here wasting away, unashamedly ignorant.

I'm not surprised, there are more white female millionairs in south Africa than there are Zulu millionaires

When you talk about unproductivity and incompetence, think about Zulus. These animals have run everything to the ground on sentiments and south Africa is just another Zimbabwe waiting to happen any minute.

That's why President Mugabe said “South Africans will kick down a statue of a White man but won't even attempt to slap a live one"

Jayceon's way of fighting post apartheid slavery is squatting on a Nigerian forum like a senile vagabond. Meanwhile his father never voted once in his lifetime.

python1:

See them all over the places. Na these kind people I dey talk about. In this case, "only God is infallible", nawao. If na naija, if rain fall for 3 hrs non stop, naija becomes a shithole or zoo.

Please shut up and stop getting drunk with cheap likes given by silly kids here.

Accidents happen anywhere, even in a place like the US. Difference is over there, it's a rare occurrence and it wouldn't be swept under the rug.

In Nigeria it happens frequently and whenever it does, investigation and culpability are all in hush hush!

You're guilty of what you accuse people here that's pretending Nigeria is a working country like the US.

Android fingerprint scanners can be bypassed , even Samsung's.