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ubunja:
what an epistle for a "brain-damaged" person!
if only you had the balls to send biacan her own for calling you, your father and nephews useless...

Please forgive the epistle, my lad.
Certain things require lengthy epistle to explain.

Like astronomy, geography, health, life after death and your ancestral stupidity since the dawn of time and your mother's bad marital choice

Now I'm going to make this short as my earlier posts have done their job of painting your hopelessness in its true colours..

You need to go back into your mother's pit canal and be born again and this time ensure she quits drinking so you can be born whole and unadulterated.

Blazing idiot.

AntiBrutus:
You do it a lot (insulting parents), it's not like you're perfect.
But, no vex...

you must be pocohantis! Grow a thick skin or take my hand. I don't seek perfection but I'm neither a gutter scum. I have watched you. You gender-bait when you're in the mood.

ubunja:
thank God that stupidity only makes sense to your own small head.imagine if judges thought like you

if judges were giving sweeping authority they would:

1) recommend removing your mother's ovum to ensure the trollop doesn't produce other ubunjas who are just human scums looking for a social media look-at-me moment.

2) recommend that your mum stick to anal so we don't have to put up with her parental rascality every time you log on here.

Now don't get me wrong, I believe Nature like manufacturing factories put out some bad products sometimes, however it is only right to put such products into appropriate use. That's why I'm advocating for socially un-evolved idiots like you be used as pig feed for livestock.

If anyone told you equality exists on social media just because you can subscribe for internet data and log on, you're being deceived. It's a farce.

The sperm that formed you is not only inferior but wasn't strong enough to withstand your mother's chlamydia hence you were born brain-damaged with chronic sexual identity issues.

Even your absentee father knew your life would have been far more profitable if he had wanked you off on his bedsheet and get endorsement for a potent detergent to wipe the stain off.

AntiBrutus:
But Shroud why do you like insulting people's parents?
I don't think it's right. What do I know...?

I will tell you what I told some other Nairalanders who were appalled by my unhinged parental expletives:

Any parent(s) who raised someone like ubunja and thrusts him on us to deal with his inferior breeding and training deserves a honorary mention.

Buhari administration is just plain thoughtless. Either they are having chronic amnesia or just plain dumb.

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ubunja:
if by lezz you mean shroud then scroll back and see the field day he had insulting my mother and father and at the end admitted himself he wasnt making any progress:



of which he came back with this:



and this:


and this:



i told him:



and his excuse was:



and i told him:



he's loser who thinks insulting your parents is the best way to hurt you. i laugh at such nonsense.
or for your benefit here is me adding nigeria to ny shi again:


let your losers come for my head. i spit at your stupidity.

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Son, you're the type of child every mother wished ended up in a miscarriage. If you're capable of shame, you would never quote my moniker again.

I reduced you to a roadside filth and schlonged you like a tramadol-induced dick beats up a pussy. And your only response was to open your lips wide for more pounding.

You're a vagabond in south Africa and a squatter in Nairaland. That makes you as homeless and lonely as a wharf roach.

My advice to you is to go look for your father. You're a failure and a frustrated animal beyond rehabilitation.

Your hatred for women will never justify why your father divorced your mother for a one-night stand.

So, instead of whining and hissing like a beheaded reptile, why not use your mother's anal bonus for a new business venture instead of acting like a badly programmed malware on social media?

Mzansian:
Shut up le.zz, I'm not in the mood for your crap today .

all right , come to my bed when you're ready for the f(u)ck of your life and stop teasing me (mentioning) when you're Sarah-dry before the Angel's visit.

Always remember I have enough girth to stretch your pussy walls to its elastic limits and the length long enough to ring your bell until you collapse in an ecclesiastic fit of bittersweet surrender.

Mzansian:
LMFAO, a man from a 5th world country insulted your women, mothers and sisters and nation and you are busy applauding him . Abunja was right in that thread where he called Nigerian men weak . You are calling lezz and his 200 monikers to do what ? Me and his " friends" have locked horns, so we are well acquainted. In as much as I think he is a sicko with his long rants , but he is better than the whiny things here who can't even stand up for their country women. Cowardice, unpatriotism is something you lack . If not for shamelezzz the Zimbabwean fool would have only been dealt with by ladies like ruthdaniels only. While cowards are busy whining about South Africans who insulted them in a different thread, smh. Yes , if you insult my people and nation, you will be insulted back. Live with it.

Unrefined piece of kitchen mouse. You don't want me to go riDICKulous in you and leave you stretched like a tecno-zoomed photo and bent like a harmmattan-exposed crayfish.

I'm going to f(u)ck you with a dry stick if you show me anymore disrespect.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Lol why else would someone so detest his country [/color]

The boy is a vagabond in deed and in thoughts. Hates his own country, a bitter fugitive and woman hater. What else is left of the human scum?

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Oh so you know Trump was actually referring to Zimbabwe you just had to lash out your frustrations at Nigeria [/color]

The boy is a tormented idiot with an unidentifiable father.

postmann:
Trolls come and go but you remain as constant as the river Nile. Your trails tell a legendary story of conquest enduring far beyond your generation.

It's an easy kill, bro. The boy is an easy meal. Couldn't even muster courage to swing a shot.

ubunja:
you're so caught-up in countries you forget countries didnt exist until recently. go read your history. i go where i want and dont owe no piece of land on earth my loyalty. if SA becomes shìt im leaving too.

ubunja:
guys seem to think women are loyal to tribe, race and nationality the way men naturally are. i laughed when someone said "OUR women!" i was like, Does this loser even know the first thing about women? women are only loyal to winners and money

It's been rumoured this ubunja plonker is a pouf. Let's take a long look at his words where he says women aren't loyal to country like men and going forward to admit he doesn't "owe any piece of land on earth" his loyalty including his own country in the same thread.

Is there any question that this wanna-be -nairaland Slayqueen is a cúnt? A woman-hating fagg(0)t in direct competition with some Nairaland females for male attention here?


What an effing purge of nature!!!

FarahAideed:
I trust Trump knows what he is doing even though I think it's a bad move ..It better US maintain better relationship with Russia than UK which has today turned into a dumping ground for radical Islamic ideologies.

You are talking about breaking an alliance with a mother country as old as US nation itself for a country that has never had any relationship with the US but bitter military, ideological and political rivalry?

A country so different in culture, way of life and government with America? A country that will never be trusted by any western country until Christ comes!!!

Where did you study geopolitics?

Lao Muhammed, the dejected lackey is always desperate to impress Lord Buhari by all means. Seems the President retains cabinet members on how verbally uncouth they can be.

Lai Mohammed acts like the opposition and at his age he reeks of classlessness.

GoroTango:
It is on record that General Danjuma failed to keep his promise to Ironsi and Fajuyi when he gave them his word that they would not be harmed. Im talking about the night of 29th July 1966. So far he has succeeded in becoming Nigeria's richest, retired army general. He is a disgrace to the north

who cares?

* The north is the armpit of Nigeria

* The north is Nigeria's burden

* Parasitic and unproductive

* A clog in the wheel of our progress

* The north is a curse

The north will eventually destroy itself with Boko haram and herdsmen. Karma is out for these uneducated , uncircumcised savages.

donstan18:
@Embolden, very funny, very very

Ubunja and his Nigerian followers/friends have a combined IQ of 20.

There's no cyber sphere in the world where a foreigner comes to insult all women in a country and gets a pat on the back! And this swamp frog is from Zimbabwe, a country whose GDP is less than Dangote's net margin.




It only happens in romance section! And this isn't the first time.

Any friends of this low birth invalid called ubunja who saw his statement: "nigeria is a confirmed hub of low-life women and trump had a point, some countries in Africa are really Shìtholes. " and ignored it has a problem with self identification.


You all should borrow a sober leaf from South Africans and to an extent Ghanaians how they defend their country and posterity in any section of Nairaland.

Ubunja is from a sleazebucket Zimbabwe probably with father figure issues.

And it's a shame no one is telling him Nairaland cannot solve the conundrum of his frustrations.

postmann:
Damn!!!!


THE INTERCESSORY PRAYER FOR UBUNJA

In thy wrath may ubunja find mercy
That he may taste the solemnity
Of today's grace, lest his battered soul
Drift into the yonder heart of sheol.

Sunday benediction. Hmmm.

Cadec007:
thank u my brother let the tracking begin

she used to be punkyV, Punkyvee and punkyoh. She loves Nigerians as much as she hates them. Chronic symptoms of a drug courier who got stretched and abandoned by a Nigerian drug lord.

Maybe Hitler was right.

allanphash7:
Is that the answer to the question?



Or is death has anything to do with Been a religious fella or not


Kindly answer the question bro

is the concept of death, timely or timely separate from religious beliefs?

Pathetic, self-doubting atheists always being bothered about religion.

Looooooooooolz. Obunja has no original response for me. Saves his energy for women only. What a gaping, dripping cúnt this idiot is!

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ubunja:
this is the thread that made me appreciate being in south Africa more. nigeria is a confirmed hub of low-life women and trump had a point, some countries in Africa are really Shìtholes.
any vagina worshipper still eager to asslick nigerian boreholes just visit SA for a month and feel how nice it is to deal with normal 5 sense women who love and appreciate men. any gent wanna drop in just email me and we talk.say no to shìt mah niggahs.

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Why do I get this nagging feeling you aren't even a legitimate Zimbabwean? You talk about other countries more than yours. Would I be right to infer mommy fathered you for a passing foreigner without even exchanging first names?


Trump referred to ALL African countries as shithole without any exceptions. But guess what? Zimbabwe is not just a shiithole but a gutter sludge, the lowest of Africa's low. The only country with a 95% unemployment and 80% poverty line.

A decrepit country that officially abandoned its own currency ( Zimbabwean dollars) to adopt the currencies of 9 other countries including that of Botswana and South Africa as its means of legal tender. You're a bad joke, a national disaster morphing as an internet nuisance.

You're beyond frustrated! Your over-fixation on virginity mirrors your birth circumstances. Yeah, if mommy had learnt the art of closing her legs like a lady, your paternal obscurity would have been manageable. But since she was of the habit of genital generousity like a pygmy chimpanzee, you just have to make us share the horrors of your atrocious parentage.

You're sex-famished and would gladly lick off a menstruating sanitary pad, so don't think you fool anyone here with your false grandeur..

You're ubunja, the Odumbo and you're going down as Nairaland's dejected psychopath.

He shouldn't withdraw the defilement charge. The worthless Nigeria police will be the only ones to benefit from all of this.


Where are his effing lawyers? He has a good defence.

Stoned to death? Zulus just have to go pre-medieval in savagery.

Cadec007:
bro its ok u would make him deactivate his account lemme beg on his behalf he won't insult women again!! Oya ubunja come here, repeat after me: "from today onwards i would troll only the women who troll me, nothing more nothing less"

got to call it quits... U-B-U-N-J-A ( UBUNJA is a gaping pussy and is only interested in measuring pussy elasticity with these descent girls here.

He starts dripping and goes soft on the knees when a real dick like me comes around with a veinous erecti0n.

It's a night then.

ubunja:
and i thought you were gona punch me personally. well. i expected too much from an internet loser

for the life of me, I would never be able to punch you harder than your father did when he denied your mother to confirm your bastardy.

Boy, you need to throw a punch or attempt one. This homosexual retort is getting me numb.

ubunja:
all i see is a loser still insulting parents. try harder.

my Nairaland reputation is more sustainable than your father's real-life achievement..

I bet if the old fool has a Nairaland account, he'll just be the turbo version of his self-eating son.

ubunja:
oh please. online threats? is that where we are now? i pity you

online threat? Nairaland is where your life is. You're dead in the real world.

Why would an idiot like you raised by absentee parents be fronting and bullying ladies here when you have a dozen on your street?

Nairaland is the only place where your dream takes flight, where your failures are clothed in bright cloths and your fantasies burn in bright kaleidoscope for as long as your internet subscription lasts.

If you aren't throwing a punch, then go collapse on your mother's fake breasts.

ubunja:
dude you already called my mother fearful names and involved my father. what more can you do that you havent done?c'mon. who are we kidding?

I haven't started, mumu. Just try and swing a punch and let me bring an impending eclipse on you within 3 minutes.

ubunja:
im not emotional thats why im just side-stepping your blows. you lead with emotions too much. thats why i use your words against you so easily.i dont even have to kick, just let your own words kick you.

Lolz. Nah. You're playing safe! I'm too old in this game to miss a slimy coward like you.

You know if you try to swing a punch , I will bring your kingdom hither!