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Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 1:31pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
ubunja: Please forgive the epistle, my lad. Certain things require lengthy epistle to explain. Like astronomy, geography, health, life after death and your ancestral stupidity since the dawn of time and your mother's bad marital choice Now I'm going to make this short as my earlier posts have done their job of painting your hopelessness in its true colours.. You need to go back into your mother's pit canal and be born again and this time ensure she quits drinking so you can be born whole and unadulterated. Blazing idiot. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 1:25pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
AntiBrutus:you must be pocohantis! Grow a thick skin or take my hand. I don't seek perfection but I'm neither a gutter scum. I have watched you. You gender-bait when you're in the mood. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 1:17pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
ubunja:if judges were giving sweeping authority they would: 1) recommend removing your mother's ovum to ensure the trollop doesn't produce other ubunjas who are just human scums looking for a social media look-at-me moment. 2) recommend that your mum stick to anal so we don't have to put up with her parental rascality every time you log on here. Now don't get me wrong, I believe Nature like manufacturing factories put out some bad products sometimes, however it is only right to put such products into appropriate use. That's why I'm advocating for socially un-evolved idiots like you be used as pig feed for livestock. If anyone told you equality exists on social media just because you can subscribe for internet data and log on, you're being deceived. It's a farce. The sperm that formed you is not only inferior but wasn't strong enough to withstand your mother's chlamydia hence you were born brain-damaged with chronic sexual identity issues. Even your absentee father knew your life would have been far more profitable if he had wanked you off on his bedsheet and get endorsement for a potent detergent to wipe the stain off. 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 12:45pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
AntiBrutus: I will tell you what I told some other Nairalanders who were appalled by my unhinged parental expletives: Any parent(s) who raised someone like ubunja and thrusts him on us to deal with his inferior breeding and training deserves a honorary mention. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fayose Asks FG: How Can You Discuss Ceasefire With ‘defeated’ Boko Haram? by Shroud: 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
Buhari administration is just plain thoughtless. Either they are having chronic amnesia or just plain dumb. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 12:09pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
[s] ubunja:[/s] Son, you're the type of child every mother wished ended up in a miscarriage. If you're capable of shame, you would never quote my moniker again. I reduced you to a roadside filth and schlonged you like a tramadol-induced dick beats up a pussy. And your only response was to open your lips wide for more pounding. You're a vagabond in south Africa and a squatter in Nairaland. That makes you as homeless and lonely as a wharf roach. My advice to you is to go look for your father. You're a failure and a frustrated animal beyond rehabilitation. Your hatred for women will never justify why your father divorced your mother for a one-night stand. So, instead of whining and hissing like a beheaded reptile, why not use your mother's anal bonus for a new business venture instead of acting like a badly programmed malware on social media? 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:36am On Mar 27, 2018 |
Mzansian:all right , come to my bed when you're ready for the f(u)ck of your life and stop teasing me (mentioning) when you're Sarah-dry before the Angel's visit. Always remember I have enough girth to stretch your pussy walls to its elastic limits and the length long enough to ring your bell until you collapse in an ecclesiastic fit of bittersweet surrender. |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:17am On Mar 27, 2018 |
Mzansian:Unrefined piece of kitchen mouse. You don't want me to go riDICKulous in you and leave you stretched like a tecno-zoomed photo and bent like a harmmattan-exposed crayfish. I'm going to f(u)ck you with a dry stick if you show me anymore disrespect. |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 10:43pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Lsofdk: The boy is a vagabond in deed and in thoughts. Hates his own country, a bitter fugitive and woman hater. What else is left of the human scum? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Lsofdk:The boy is a tormented idiot with an unidentifiable father. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 9:29pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
postmann:It's an easy kill, bro. The boy is an easy meal. Couldn't even muster courage to swing a shot. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 6:15pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
ubunja: ubunja: It's been rumoured this ubunja plonker is a pouf. Let's take a long look at his words where he says women aren't loyal to country like men and going forward to admit he doesn't "owe any piece of land on earth" his loyalty including his own country in the same thread. Is there any question that this wanna-be -nairaland Slayqueen is a cúnt? A woman-hating fagg(0)t in direct competition with some Nairaland females for male attention here? What an effing purge of nature!!! 10 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: US Expels 60 Russian Spies’ Over UK Nerve Attack by Shroud: 4:48pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
FarahAideed: You are talking about breaking an alliance with a mother country as old as US nation itself for a country that has never had any relationship with the US but bitter military, ideological and political rivalry? A country so different in culture, way of life and government with America? A country that will never be trusted by any western country until Christ comes!!! Where did you study geopolitics? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: ''PDP Deserves De-Registration For Utter Failure'' - Lai Mohammed by Shroud: 9:19am On Mar 26, 2018 |
Lao Muhammed, the dejected lackey is always desperate to impress Lord Buhari by all means. Seems the President retains cabinet members on how verbally uncouth they can be. Lai Mohammed acts like the opposition and at his age he reeks of classlessness. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Hope They Won't Say Danjuma Keeps 'Looted' Billions In His Borehole" - Fayose by Shroud: 11:15pm On Mar 25, 2018 |
GoroTango:who cares? * The north is the armpit of Nigeria * The north is Nigeria's burden * Parasitic and unproductive * A clog in the wheel of our progress * The north is a curse The north will eventually destroy itself with Boko haram and herdsmen. Karma is out for these uneducated , uncircumcised savages. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 5:34pm On Mar 25, 2018 |
donstan18:Ubunja and his Nigerian followers/friends have a combined IQ of 20. There's no cyber sphere in the world where a foreigner comes to insult all women in a country and gets a pat on the back! And this swamp frog is from Zimbabwe, a country whose GDP is less than Dangote's net margin. It only happens in romance section! And this isn't the first time. Any friends of this low birth invalid called ubunja who saw his statement: "nigeria is a confirmed hub of low-life women and trump had a point, some countries in Africa are really Shìtholes. " and ignored it has a problem with self identification. You all should borrow a sober leaf from South Africans and to an extent Ghanaians how they defend their country and posterity in any section of Nairaland. Ubunja is from a sleazebucket Zimbabwe probably with father figure issues. And it's a shame no one is telling him Nairaland cannot solve the conundrum of his frustrations. 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:01am On Mar 25, 2018 |
postmann:Sunday benediction. Hmmm. |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 10:31am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Cadec007:she used to be punkyV, Punkyvee and punkyoh. She loves Nigerians as much as she hates them. Chronic symptoms of a drug courier who got stretched and abandoned by a Nigerian drug lord. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by Shroud: 9:41am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Maybe Hitler was right. 9 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Like Untimely Death? by Shroud: 9:18am On Mar 25, 2018 |
allanphash7:is the concept of death, timely or timely separate from religious beliefs? |
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Like Untimely Death? by Shroud: 9:05am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Pathetic, self-doubting atheists always being bothered about religion. |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 8:55am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Looooooooooolz. Obunja has no original response for me. Saves his energy for women only. What a gaping, dripping cúnt this idiot is! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 8:20am On Mar 25, 2018 |
[s] ubunja:[/s] Why do I get this nagging feeling you aren't even a legitimate Zimbabwean? You talk about other countries more than yours. Would I be right to infer mommy fathered you for a passing foreigner without even exchanging first names? Trump referred to ALL African countries as shithole without any exceptions. But guess what? Zimbabwe is not just a shiithole but a gutter sludge, the lowest of Africa's low. The only country with a 95% unemployment and 80% poverty line. A decrepit country that officially abandoned its own currency ( Zimbabwean dollars) to adopt the currencies of 9 other countries including that of Botswana and South Africa as its means of legal tender. You're a bad joke, a national disaster morphing as an internet nuisance. You're beyond frustrated! Your over-fixation on virginity mirrors your birth circumstances. Yeah, if mommy had learnt the art of closing her legs like a lady, your paternal obscurity would have been manageable. But since she was of the habit of genital generousity like a pygmy chimpanzee, you just have to make us share the horrors of your atrocious parentage. You're sex-famished and would gladly lick off a menstruating sanitary pad, so don't think you fool anyone here with your false grandeur.. You're ubunja, the Odumbo and you're going down as Nairaland's dejected psychopath. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Father Cuts Off Man's Leg For Defiling His 6-Month Baby In Edo (Photos) by Shroud: 3:07pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
He shouldn't withdraw the defilement charge. The worthless Nigeria police will be the only ones to benefit from all of this. Where are his effing lawyers? He has a good defence. |
Crime / Re: Missing 17-year-old Teenage Girl Found Stoned To Death In South Africa (photos) by Shroud: 11:22am On Mar 24, 2018 |
Stoned to death? Zulus just have to go pre-medieval in savagery. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:36pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
Cadec007:got to call it quits... U-B-U-N-J-A ( UBUNJA is a gaping pussy and is only interested in measuring pussy elasticity with these descent girls here. He starts dripping and goes soft on the knees when a real dick like me comes around with a veinous erecti0n. It's a night then. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:30pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
ubunja:for the life of me, I would never be able to punch you harder than your father did when he denied your mother to confirm your bastardy. Boy, you need to throw a punch or attempt one. This homosexual retort is getting me numb. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:25pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
ubunja:my Nairaland reputation is more sustainable than your father's real-life achievement.. I bet if the old fool has a Nairaland account, he'll just be the turbo version of his self-eating son. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:21pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
ubunja:online threat? Nairaland is where your life is. You're dead in the real world. Why would an idiot like you raised by absentee parents be fronting and bullying ladies here when you have a dozen on your street? Nairaland is the only place where your dream takes flight, where your failures are clothed in bright cloths and your fantasies burn in bright kaleidoscope for as long as your internet subscription lasts. If you aren't throwing a punch, then go collapse on your mother's fake breasts. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:16pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
ubunja:I haven't started, mumu. Just try and swing a punch and let me bring an impending eclipse on you within 3 minutes. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: “Women Rarely Speak Up About Financially Supporting Their Male Partners” – Lady by Shroud: 11:12pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
ubunja:Lolz. Nah. You're playing safe! I'm too old in this game to miss a slimy coward like you. You know if you try to swing a punch , I will bring your kingdom hither! |
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