Funny how it's never sold in China.

J2381:
penis_ shamers are worse than dumb.


If the penis_ is small, how is it your business?

If he's a one minute man, who is it your business?

#saynotopenisshaming. After all, prick get size.

ever wonder how a girl will come to the notion that a dick is small?

J2381:
thus, the bigger/longer the dick, the bigger the possibility of the vagina being as wide as the Atlantic ocean.

Welcome to the theory of dicking a vagina... thoroughly, I might add.

this is one theory Everyman blessed with a sizable shlong needn't worry about.

Blessed with length and girth plus the flexibility of alternate penetration, It's always going to be fun being inside a woman.

J2381:
Lies, lies and more lies. The writer is just trying to give flimsy excuses, simple.

For one, I know just like dicks vary in length and breath, so do vaginas. I still know dicking a vagina too much makes it lose it's tightness. You have to ask yourself why these runs girls and their affiliate use Alum to make their vagina tight if the bolded is not true.

Lolz @ the emboldened. This is somewhat confusing... somewhat somewhat. Here's my take.

Every pussy has a default opening after the first sex that broke the hymen. That opening is relative to the girth of the dick that did the first job.

A fatter longer dick bigger than the Pioneer dick will put that pussy's elasticity to work and..well, make the pussy stretch to its potential.

All right, if that bigger dick doesn't make it a habit of bothering that pussy 3 times a week, the Pioneer dick can still go in and feel the smothering vaginal walls clinging to his shaft damn tight.

However, if the behemoth dicck beats down on that pussy say 3 to 4 times a week and the Pioneer dick comes knocking, he's going to float in the waves stirred by that big dick. The pussy will however , in time , still fall back to her elastic default values nevertheless.

J2381:
AYE. Not forgetting those who earned the degrading title of "one minute man".

I guess it's okay if a guy is being ridiculed but not okay if it's a girl.

I tell you, the writer had some valid points but the sub-theme seemed to be about men, with all the anti-male screamers.


You saw the writer saying, in one breath, big punny is natural and in the next breath advocating for kigel exercise.

I don't know how an exercise could narrow the opening or shrink the elasticity of a natural porous pussy, bro.

Ben Smart is neither gay or woman wrapper or slave.

He is suffering from attention deficit syndrome and craves what every low self-esteemed idiot out there wants; a look-at-me social media moment.

Nicely written but there's this overhanging cloud of dick-shaming men that marred the message of this article.

Compulsory? Church wedding is a sham and a fraud.

No pastor has authority pronouncing anyone husband and wife. This is one of the reasons wives respect their pastors more than their husbands

OP is it navy to do police work? Even the army are not supposed to be on the streets.

The foolsh unprofessional police should be retrained.

edimolu2:

hahahahahaha...i won't give you the opportunity to edit this!

see your biitchy ass tomorrow!

if life were editable, you should be taken back to the factory of nature and be reborn as a polythene bag for waste disposal.

I have never seen anyone as nature-fúcked as you are.

Sickle cell sufferer with a limp dick.

What you truly need is an oak tree and a noose.

SUICIDE!!!!

edimolu2:

will you keep kwayet!
you can't spell properly anymore, see the ill-articulated hogwash, too lazy to do a proof-read! you are such an unbalanced idiot, so it is no longer jss2 but SS1, this is exactly what to expect when one has swapped his brains for a plate of eba! no wonder you haven't been able to take a lady up the aisle, how can you? when your brain does nothing but to mask in total retardâtion!

You can never think beyond crying foul like a pathetic biitch of how frustrated you have become from severe concussions i have dealt you...

your words reflect pain and wretchedness, stop forcing your words, it is obvious you have become diss-bankrupt, go and rest a bit and think more on new words! This fool even called where i snapped a saloon! seriously? a saloon? no be only saloon na zoo, lol..well if you had asked intelligently i would have dignified you with a response, but as a scatterbrained hamadryas you would assume yet again!

assumptions upon assumptions like a whining cûnt, i understand your eyes have become pale and worn out from frequent masturbatîon, that is why you would regard that picture a saloon....calling you a blind bat is an insult to bats cos even bats aren't totally blind!

Forget the spelling. Your life is like a broken public sewage pipe.

So much stink from one idiot with no parental love and care. Nairaland is your source of accomplishment.

That's why you were banging on league of monarch's door as if you're being chased by the angel of death.

What a shame!!! The earth should purge out your corpse when they bury you.

If nature made you with deficient genotype and corrupted bloodcells then the earth should reject you too.

Oga tramadol. Psychotic sexually impaired loser.

postmann:


When he's tired peeping through the guest window or searching for words, he'll reappear.

Meanwhile, let me try and get some excerpts from my hammerofthor handle and expose when came to worship me.

the first encounter where he was sliced like Ramadan ram.

The fool was calling me Lezz, that I didn't even know him that's why I was bashing him...and the magnified idiot was coming on all rude.

That's when I knew the fool was even an alternate with his edimolu account.

Such a shame most of that post have been deleted.

The idiot was suing for friendship but with the wrong approach just to get Nairaland credit.

Since all the girls that are my friends have rejected him, he thinks bothering my mentions will make them see him as macho. But it turned out they finally saw him for what he is; a plastic, mentally tortured, with recurring schizophrenia and social anxious.

If he only knew how humiliated and moronic he looks each time he types.

edimolu2:
shroud aka postmann aka chrisley

let me know when you have succeeded in growing a pair of balls to reply my quote on FP...else i'd keep quoting you as i deem fit!

broke biitch!

even this animal who poverty has mortgaged is talking about broke.

Your phone couldn't even take screenshots properly and you're using a Chinese double SIM phone.

Your t-shirt is made of hausa bedsheet material.

The only inheritance your run away dad left you is a wooden chemist shop where became a drug abuser.

Impotent skank.

You should be ashamed of yourself if the hormones of shame is working orderly in you.

Stupid idiot.

postmann:


Hmmm! That's nasty!

for nasty facgot like edimolu who has turned gay since tramadol wouldn't do the magic for him.

You saw the hunk he's using as DP? Now which male uses another local male s his DP if not Gaylord...sorry zeelord edimolu?

postmann:


Benighted sociopath! What kinda fvckery is negligence for

You must have smoked your only chance at school away with your charred lips that looked like the añus of a chimpanzee.

Who can help me educate this a-social nuisance that its negligence in/at and never negligence for


You betray your denials and keep trying to explain your woeful genes. You cant even walk away from this thread because your life is being asaulted in crystal clear pixels.

You claim now that you're not a sickle cell-ed idiot but you exhibit all the symptoms of one - weak in physical strength and got beaten by a girl in SS 1; loss of sexual libido due to shortage of blood supply to your sexual organ; below average intellect due to limited oxygen supply to your brain because your red blood cells are lacking adequate oxygen. These are all signs of a sickler and you exhibit them all. Your admitting being a carrier of the sickle cell gene is only a subterfuge in seeking advice on how to manage your miserable existence.


Edimolu, the drug addict and tramadol done, didn't i tell you madness runs in yiur family? Little did I know your madness was self-induced. Pathetic crackpot!

Sub-urban dweeb. So after snapping in front of a badly constructed wooden chemist shop, you decided to up the ante by going to a saloon to snap a profile pic. Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

What a pathetic lowlife!!! What a man without self confidence.

JSS 2F Failure!

You seen the shape of zeelord's head, aka edimolu2, edimolu?

Shaped like a dick head. Mom was still doing anal and reverse cowgirl when she was 7 months along and edimolu got dicktalized severely, just 2 tabs of tramadol knocked him to borderline retardation.

edimolu2:

fearlez... o ti gor juu......that means you are too dumb!

Even if you pause to think for even as short as a minute, you won't reveal this obvious signs of intellectual-paralysis!

i quoted you and saw a mention from you just when i submitted my last comment, that was why i had to give you a very short comment to that mention! But that would elude your reasoning right? right...cos all you do is feast your eyes on a particular sentence of mine and jump into my mention without fervent thinking like a man void of potentials! you have made making you the fool become an habbit, it has even become so boring!


LezzGoat you must understand something, you are moving close to your mid 40s already so i understand why your brain might is fast declining to the zero mark! but time to time please endeavour to make it less obvious!

pedophilic-troglodyte!

This sexual degenerate couldn't even stay 1 hour and he's back because I left him brusied and hurting all over.

You will need more than tramadol to fix your broken life since it couldn't fix your broken dick

You biological disaster with distorted red blood cells.

Ok, so in this page I have grown from 40 to 45 years. Your black suya burnt lips is the gauge for measuring just have porous you have smoked your sanity away.

Ok, I'm 45 and you're 21 but you're needing tramadol to get your dick up. Nigger, you're a limp dog. Quit the age diss it is stale.

You look like a broken fool when you say that just as you look when you claim postmann, christey are same as me.

You're desperately holding on to your demented life slipping away form you.

Rejected outcast. Marriinee trashcan! League of monarch disaster.

Tramadol abuser!

NwaAmaikpe:



May God give you more energy to shave all their hairs.

No responsible male student carries bushy hair or dreadlocks.
I stand to be corrected.
Technically speaking; a bushy haired student is a blockhead because the hair prevents wisdom from reaching their brain.

Shame on any parent whose son has a bushy hair.

Decency and morality must be instilled by force since parents have failed in their primary responsibility of raising decent kids.
I wish this could be tagged an OPERATION SHAVE THEM ALL and extended to our churches and police roadblocks.

I hear over 60% of males in Nigeria below 32 now wear dreadlocks or overgrown hair.

And someone nurtured you for 9 months never knowing a slip of humanity was underway.

So why stop at just hair style? They should tell parents how many children to have, the religion to follow, the Kind of food to eat and how to fúck our girlfriends. Idiot.

postmann:




I,wasn't surprised with the tramadol. No sickle cell carrier/sufferer performs averagely in bed. Their disease is characterized by ahort of blood flow to vital organs (brain, and penis). This explains edimolu's mental imbalance and sociopathy and his frustrating social life.

they have distorted red blood cells and the disease hereditary so edimolu/edimolu2 aka zeelord is suffering what his father did.

edimolu2:

as expected, run along cry baby!

@bolded , blah blah blah, yada yada yada, this must be the most stale and oldest clapback ever to be recorded on nairaland!

have you become so intellectually spent?

i knew you wouldn't take the bait, in as much as i hate getting a ban, i would love for the whole front page frequenters to see how much of a pale and sick degenerate lezz is! you think you bad huh?

i have several screenshots of where you have quoted yourself in third person, your slip ups and the frequent monikers like one.manlegion that have killed you mercilessly and left your filthiness for the vultures to feast on!

trust me lezz....i would give you no breathing space, you are beneath me in the battle of wits, if you doubt me, give me a mention on the thread to which i quoted you...the thread has over 200 viewers...that is more than busy!

by the way, i have seen that ugly picture of yours where you looked like a gorilla

so long dunce....

am out!

I didn't even see you signing off and you still quoted me again.

And you claim you're the one disturbing me? Chai! What a miserable cunt this móron is.

Come with the pictures. I like the ones you were standing with your sister and hiding her face until I punched harder and you exposed her.

Those are very clear.

Dirty looking miserable gorrila.

postmann:


C'on dude, you haven't even mustered a decent shot all day like always. Just empty boast with no punch as back up.

Little wonder a girl whopped your weak ass and landed you on the floor. Pathetic whelp!


Go on with your pretence, fake it like you can take one on the chin without losing your sanity while calling on GOD to punish me for ripping your heart out!

You're never good at anything, not even with pretence.

Chai!! After failing miserably in real-life. He must never fail in Nairaland, this edimolu, zeelord guy.

So he must plead and humiliate himself offline to be accepted in a group in NL.

He must send hundreds of PM's to random girls and when they reject him, he comes to NL to bully and blackmail them.

He will stalk and attack any NL male whom be perceived as the reason for his rejection.

Edimolu must succeed in NL as the only last hope for his self-dignity.

Edimolu aka zeelord, zandha and edimolu2 says he only took tramadol and his body rejected it.

Ok, but here's him still seeking advice on how to exceed his dosage and break barrier to achieve long lasting erecti(o)n

Eden calling his drug teacher reeflord . www.nairaland.com/attachments/6942476_screenshot20180405113639_jpeg86fe92816737b5a202f815f308b27918

postmann:


So this is what you've been reduced to; looking for anything to grasp to save your ass from crashing down with a loud bang?

Edi-mumu, the bio-degenerated piece of human garbage whose vital organs competes with china phones for durability. The sickle cell-ed dweeb with insecurity issues and inferiority complex, your major concern should be how to fix your biological shortfalls and cure your inherent disease. Not wasting your time with lezz.

Broke ass wussy why dont you look up a search engine and try to see if any health center runs a free sickle cell anemia treatment?

Hmm! See polished decimation

edimolu2:

so many mistakes in one clapback! you must be having cold feet already and sweaty palms begging your God to make me reduce your torture!

he has answered your prayers!
oya dude go tend to your wounds....

it is enough for the day,tomorrow is yet another day!

Still quoting typos when you're being butchered limb from limb.

I have never met anyone in life with so many birth defects like zeelord, edimolu

* Born sickle cell

* With a micro penís that needs tramadol for energy

* Born into a family of self-killers to a matriarch of unrivaled whoredom

* Born with weak Bones and stunted growth a girl beat him up in his class

* Unable to social-evolve at 30 he still suffers from teenage angst

* He is pussy petrified when he sees a girl in his street he runs to Nairaland for advice

* Needs Nairaland offline group for social upliftment and for social status he had to beg and plead to be accepted. He was still rejected!

Does it begin to make sense why this plastic will try to act macho online when he's a miserable pant-wetter offline

Oga tramadol go and mind your wooden chemist shop.

edimolu2:

as expected, run along cry baby!

@bolded , blah blah blah, yada yada yada, this must be the most stale and oldest clapback ever to be recorded on nairaland!

have you become so intellectually spent?

i knew you wouldn't take the bait, in as much as i hate getting a ban, i would love for the whole front page frequenters to see how much of a pale and sick degenerate lezz is! you think you bad huh?

i have several screenshots of where you have quoted yourself in third person, your slip ups and the frequent monikers like one.manlegion that have killed you mercilessly and left your filthiness for the vultures to feast on!

trust me lezz....i would give you no breathing space, you are beneath me in the battle of wits, if you doubt me, give me a mention on the thread to which i quoted you...the thread has over 200 viewers...that is more than busy!

by the way, i have seen that ugly picture of yours where you looked like a gorilla

so long dunce....

am out!

Tramadol addict, edimolu aka zeelord the deactivated Nairaland idiotic weak dick.

Tell us, have you ever fought anyone beyond the girls who rejected and blocked you offline?

Stop being an idiot. You're a frustrated sodomité admiring a hunk so much you used his pic for a DP.

Your life will never measure up to your mother's stinking virginal discharge I swear.

edimolu2:

Unbalanced iidiot, nobody sent nobody any pms! Get your facts right, your brain must be phlegm infested to have such alarming nonsense sprouting from it!

The foôl still be claiming i own the zan.dha account, mr flying nodding!

keep wallowing in your imaginary wealth,you have an e-class Benz indeed, "mr all of nairaland knows"...it still doesn't change the fact that you are an ugly looking dude, with a waist the size of a stainless cup, with such shaky and unbalanced legs , one would need to question how many times you masturbâte daily!

you and this your pathetic wails for vindication, who doesn't have friends offline, cry me a river abeg, i can give you an handkerchief if you do not mind! what mannerism of childish talk is that? if nairaland defines anyone's existence should that person not be you?

you have over innumerable counts of monikers with each having over 300 hundred comments, one must be really jobless offline to have such surprising levels!

you have nothing going on for you in reality, you have been so dealt with with life's harshness offline that this is the only place you could assume relevance and a non-existent ego!

i have kept you glued to this thread like forever, i will do that tomorrow and the next, and the next, and you would dignify me with a response as usual!

lazy bloke!

You're a fullblown retárd for denying your stalking tendencies after being disgraced on Nairaland. Idiot.

Serial pm sending retárd!

@ the emboldened. You're begging to be ignored. Lame.

If you're a worthy adversary, I will come after you. But you're a nobody. A brusied battered and annihilated sod with a bad dick coming for a rematch over and over again and again looking for an ever elusive win.

Demeted outcast thorwn away by league of monarch and he claims he is an adult working and being paid

You're as horrid as your mother's corpse.

If your mother ever attended antenatal in her previous pregnancies, your birth would have been avoided. But the bîtxh is in the habit of dropping her bastards on the farm field like dogs using cocoyams leaves for delivery mat.

This is why you're sickle celled with erectile dysfunction syndrome.

edimolu2:
.
.

he has gone shopping for words to type. See how this dude's brain power is directly proportional to his erecti (o)n problems.

And see the thread he says is busy he just quoted me saying I should post my screenshots!

Dead animal!

edimolu2:
shroud i gave you a mention on FP

NOW BE A MAN AND POST SOME SCREEN SHOTS

REMEMBER YOU ASKED FOR IT, I WILL MURDER YOU THERE, I SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER'S DISTENDED CUNT!

THE LORD MAYOR OF OVER A THOUSAND MONIKERS...THE PEDOPHILIC-HYPOCRITE...

YOU GOING DOWN TONIGHT..YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH SCREEN SHOTS!

All the women in your family are a confederation of gutter prostitutes with your mom as the Prime sex vendor.

A kobo-a-dozen alley h00kers who mistook an Egyptian for a white man and gave anal bonus for free!

The men are a collection of special dunces who specialise in unearthing their neighbours yam.

If your father's testicles don't produce more sweat than sperm, there's no way you will be taking tramadol when you're under 30 to get your dick working.

Still you last shorter than a rooster. Your pen game is as wack as your father's erecti0n whixh couldn't stand up to prevent your mother from being a public slut.

I understand you think quoting me will make you a bad guy, but your real test is tracing your true parentage because the aimless drunk whose sperm won the race to flagellate your mother's ovum is still oblivious of your existence and your mother was so drunk that night, she can't remember who did anal or those who went in straight.

Next!

edimolu2:


nigga shut tha eff up....you have recycled that enough, now it has lost its lustre, it is stale!

so please enough of the gay jokes!

Now this is real!

you are that pussy crazed sick slozzy hamadryas who wants to even up with me, it will be in your wildest dreams, you want me to subtly boast about having nl girls offline? nah i won't, i do not get dirty like that!

one thing is for sure, you are dumb, your brain keeps evolving with aggressively laced with recycling the same shiit over and over again! it has become so boring to me!

you are basking in much misfortunes offline and online, you should be shot in the balls and your body chopped into small chops and served to the crocs for having the effrontery to challenge me in the battle of wits!

That reminds me, if you were an alpha male, how come you still remain unmarried without a child, are you impotent? are you suffering from erectile dysfunction, is that why you have chosen to chase and rape teenage girls?

Your father was tagged a rapist before he was condemned to death, now his only offspring is waltzing through such reflection!

it has never been so hard to process how much of a degenerate you are, what carries your name as a right to ownership asides from the various monikers to which you have swindled people off their earnings!

All hail the bastarf who claims he owns an E series benz, Numerous lies keep emanating from that shit-hole you regard mouth, your stance is so vague that it attracts plenty of nonexistent fantasies into your reality!

I recycled my own diss good. They are mine. Just like your momma recyled her roach-bitten panties.

See our frog face edimolu shouting about meeting girls. Bigger the only girl who accepted your pm here blocked you on WhatsApp and you kept fighting her like a dejected sociopath.

You're a diss thief when you're not a boring unimaginative idiot struggling to piece words together.

That's why you deactivated your shamed zandha amd zeelord accounts after I beheaded you and brought out all your disses you stole from Google.

You must have inherited your mother's kleptomaniac DNA to be an unrepentant rogue.

And stop yapping about my E class Benz. So many Nairalanders have seen me offline and I can call them here. I have met Nairalanders in Lagos, Warri, portharcourt, Benin and Abuja I can call to verify.

Niggar who have you met ? You're claiming zeelord here when you're a weeping drooling baby begging for ordinary group membership

If your mother were alive, she should be going for adoption because you're life is a broken dream.

Minjim:
And those Ghanaians have the audacity to open their mouths when we talk?

I'm on my way to Ghana now!

edimolu2:

@ bolded! where? how?,show screenshots or forever remain silent!

my offline chat with marrine lasted for minutes and i ignored after that night, nothing ever came up until you foolishly her a mention!


now listen good, i have given you enough audience to answer your pathetic thoughts! it is tiring, you are soft, yet with boring epistles!

you have stayed glued to this page as a beggar stays glued to his bowl! i control what you do with your time and not the other way round!

To all those teenage girls to which you have abused either financially or emotionally, you would be questioned someday, you would be found guilty and kept in lock up till your dying days....!

se.un's puppet!

fool. Go on and quote me in any busy romanceland thread if I don't drop your screenshot begging a male Nairalander to help plead on your behalf for you to be taken into league of monarch after you were chased like a plantain chip thief.

Fool asking me to post here on a deserted thread.

Now here's the catch, I beat you at every single meeting so you always quote back and stalk me weeks , days and months because you never stop bleeding

You're a romanceland mono-fixated dummy who never ventures out to any meaningful thread outside celebrity and romance.

But you have followed and quoted me in politics, foreign affairs and crime sections. Because I made your life a leaving hell beating you like a child molester.

Look at the fool highlighting typos!!! is this how desperate I have reduced you.

Filthy over-used doucherag!

UDUJ:


Take it easy on the dude bro

It's obvious he's no match for your arsenal

The beclouded, brain-damaged inbred thinks brawls are won by the last person who keeps quoting. Look at the blight of nature called edimolu telling me he doesn't run away from fights.

Same amnesic confused idiot who quotes me to get relief from life's torments is now turning around to say he doesn't run away from fights.

Too much tramadol