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|Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Why I Agree TECNO Is For Nigerians by Shroud: 11:59am On Apr 08, 2018|
Funny how it's never sold in China.
|Romance / Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:55am On Apr 08, 2018|
J2381:ever wonder how a girl will come to the notion that a dick is small?
|Romance / Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:51am On Apr 08, 2018|
J2381:this is one theory Everyman blessed with a sizable shlong needn't worry about.
Blessed with length and girth plus the flexibility of alternate penetration, It's always going to be fun being inside a woman.
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|Romance / Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:40am On Apr 08, 2018|
J2381:Lolz @ the emboldened. This is somewhat confusing... somewhat somewhat. Here's my take.
Every pussy has a default opening after the first sex that broke the hymen. That opening is relative to the girth of the dick that did the first job.
A fatter longer dick bigger than the Pioneer dick will put that pussy's elasticity to work and..well, make the pussy stretch to its potential.
All right, if that bigger dick doesn't make it a habit of bothering that pussy 3 times a week, the Pioneer dick can still go in and feel the smothering vaginal walls clinging to his shaft damn tight.
However, if the behemoth dicck beats down on that pussy say 3 to 4 times a week and the Pioneer dick comes knocking, he's going to float in the waves stirred by that big dick. The pussy will however , in time , still fall back to her elastic default values nevertheless.
|Romance / Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 11:24am On Apr 08, 2018|
J2381:I tell you, the writer had some valid points but the sub-theme seemed to be about men, with all the anti-male screamers.
You saw the writer saying, in one breath, big punny is natural and in the next breath advocating for kigel exercise.
I don't know how an exercise could narrow the opening or shrink the elasticity of a natural porous pussy, bro.
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|Romance / Re: "I Am A Virgin, I Am Keeping Myself For My Future Wife" - Nigerian Man (Photos) by Shroud: 10:46am On Apr 08, 2018|
Ben Smart is neither gay or woman wrapper or slave.
He is suffering from attention deficit syndrome and craves what every low self-esteemed idiot out there wants; a look-at-me social media moment.
|Romance / Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Shroud: 10:30am On Apr 08, 2018|
Nicely written but there's this overhanging cloud of dick-shaming men that marred the message of this article.
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|Religion / Re: Adekuoroye Tolu: "Church Wedding Is Not Compulsory" by Shroud: 10:07am On Apr 08, 2018|
Compulsory? Church wedding is a sham and a fraud.
No pastor has authority pronouncing anyone husband and wife. This is one of the reasons wives respect their pastors more than their husbands
|Crime / Re: Conspiracy Of The Police In The Ofa Roobery (personal Opinion) by Shroud: 12:17am On Apr 08, 2018|
OP is it navy to do police work? Even the army are not supposed to be on the streets.
The foolsh unprofessional police should be retrained.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2018|
edimolu2:if life were editable, you should be taken back to the factory of nature and be reborn as a polythene bag for waste disposal.
I have never seen anyone as nature-fúcked as you are.
Sickle cell sufferer with a limp dick.
What you truly need is an oak tree and a noose.
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|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 11:07pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Forget the spelling. Your life is like a broken public sewage pipe.
So much stink from one idiot with no parental love and care. Nairaland is your source of accomplishment.
That's why you were banging on league of monarch's door as if you're being chased by the angel of death.
What a shame!!! The earth should purge out your corpse when they bury you.
If nature made you with deficient genotype and corrupted bloodcells then the earth should reject you too.
Oga tramadol. Psychotic sexually impaired loser.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 11:03pm On Apr 07, 2018|
postmann:the first encounter where he was sliced like Ramadan ram.
The fool was calling me Lezz, that I didn't even know him that's why I was bashing him...and the magnified idiot was coming on all rude.
That's when I knew the fool was even an alternate with his edimolu account.
Such a shame most of that post have been deleted.
The idiot was suing for friendship but with the wrong approach just to get Nairaland credit.
Since all the girls that are my friends have rejected him, he thinks bothering my mentions will make them see him as macho. But it turned out they finally saw him for what he is; a plastic, mentally tortured, with recurring schizophrenia and social anxious.
If he only knew how humiliated and moronic he looks each time he types.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 10:58pm On Apr 07, 2018|
edimolu2:even this animal who poverty has mortgaged is talking about broke.
Your phone couldn't even take screenshots properly and you're using a Chinese double SIM phone.
Your t-shirt is made of hausa bedsheet material.
The only inheritance your run away dad left you is a wooden chemist shop where became a drug abuser.
You should be ashamed of yourself if the hormones of shame is working orderly in you.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 10:53pm On Apr 07, 2018|
postmann:for nasty facgot like edimolu who has turned gay since tramadol wouldn't do the magic for him.
You saw the hunk he's using as DP? Now which male uses another local male s his DP if not Gaylord...sorry zeelord edimolu?
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 10:46pm On Apr 07, 2018|
You seen the shape of zeelord's head, aka edimolu2, edimolu?
Shaped like a dick head. Mom was still doing anal and reverse cowgirl when she was 7 months along and edimolu got dicktalized severely, just 2 tabs of tramadol knocked him to borderline retardation.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 10:40pm On Apr 07, 2018|
This sexual degenerate couldn't even stay 1 hour and he's back because I left him brusied and hurting all over.
You will need more than tramadol to fix your broken life since it couldn't fix your broken dick
You biological disaster with distorted red blood cells.
Ok, so in this page I have grown from 40 to 45 years. Your black suya burnt lips is the gauge for measuring just have porous you have smoked your sanity away.
Ok, I'm 45 and you're 21 but you're needing tramadol to get your dick up. Nigger, you're a limp dog. Quit the age diss it is stale.
You look like a broken fool when you say that just as you look when you claim postmann, christey are same as me.
You're desperately holding on to your demented life slipping away form you.
Rejected outcast. Marriinee trashcan! League of monarch disaster.
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|Education / Re: Meet Dr. Timothy Aneke Who Ordered The Shaving Of Covenant University Students by Shroud: 8:37pm On Apr 07, 2018|
And someone nurtured you for 9 months never knowing a slip of humanity was underway.
So why stop at just hair style? They should tell parents how many children to have, the religion to follow, the Kind of food to eat and how to fúck our girlfriends. Idiot.
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|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 8:32pm On Apr 07, 2018|
postmann:they have distorted red blood cells and the disease hereditary so edimolu/edimolu2 aka zeelord is suffering what his father did.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 8:07pm On Apr 07, 2018|
I didn't even see you signing off and you still quoted me again.
And you claim you're the one disturbing me? Chai! What a miserable cunt this móron is.
Come with the pictures. I like the ones you were standing with your sister and hiding her face until I punched harder and you exposed her.
Those are very clear.
Dirty looking miserable gorrila.
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|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 8:02pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Chai!! After failing miserably in real-life. He must never fail in Nairaland, this edimolu, zeelord guy.
So he must plead and humiliate himself offline to be accepted in a group in NL.
He must send hundreds of PM's to random girls and when they reject him, he comes to NL to bully and blackmail them.
He will stalk and attack any NL male whom be perceived as the reason for his rejection.
Edimolu must succeed in NL as the only last hope for his self-dignity.
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|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:52pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Edimolu aka zeelord, zandha and edimolu2 says he only took tramadol and his body rejected it.
Ok, but here's him still seeking advice on how to exceed his dosage and break barrier to achieve long lasting erecti(o)n
Eden calling his drug teacher reeflord . www.nairaland.com/attachments/6942476_screenshot20180405113639_jpeg86fe92816737b5a202f815f308b27918
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:47pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Hmm! See polished decimation
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|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:44pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Still quoting typos when you're being butchered limb from limb.
I have never met anyone in life with so many birth defects like zeelord, edimolu
* Born sickle cell
* With a micro penís that needs tramadol for energy
* Born into a family of self-killers to a matriarch of unrivaled whoredom
* Born with weak Bones and stunted growth a girl beat him up in his class
* Unable to social-evolve at 30 he still suffers from teenage angst
* He is pussy petrified when he sees a girl in his street he runs to Nairaland for advice
* Needs Nairaland offline group for social upliftment and for social status he had to beg and plead to be accepted. He was still rejected!
Does it begin to make sense why this plastic will try to act macho online when he's a miserable pant-wetter offline
Oga tramadol go and mind your wooden chemist shop.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:35pm On Apr 07, 2018|
Tramadol addict, edimolu aka zeelord the deactivated Nairaland idiotic weak dick.
Tell us, have you ever fought anyone beyond the girls who rejected and blocked you offline?
Stop being an idiot. You're a frustrated sodomité admiring a hunk so much you used his pic for a DP.
Your life will never measure up to your mother's stinking virginal discharge I swear.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:27pm On Apr 07, 2018|
You're a fullblown retárd for denying your stalking tendencies after being disgraced on Nairaland. Idiot.
Serial pm sending retárd!
@ the emboldened. You're begging to be ignored. Lame.
If you're a worthy adversary, I will come after you. But you're a nobody. A brusied battered and annihilated sod with a bad dick coming for a rematch over and over again and again looking for an ever elusive win.
Demeted outcast thorwn away by league of monarch and he claims he is an adult working and being paid
You're as horrid as your mother's corpse.
If your mother ever attended antenatal in her previous pregnancies, your birth would have been avoided. But the bîtxh is in the habit of dropping her bastards on the farm field like dogs using cocoyams leaves for delivery mat.
This is why you're sickle celled with erectile dysfunction syndrome.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:13pm On Apr 07, 2018|
edimolu2:he has gone shopping for words to type. See how this dude's brain power is directly proportional to his erecti (o)n problems.
And see the thread he says is busy he just quoted me saying I should post my screenshots!
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 7:10pm On Apr 07, 2018|
All the women in your family are a confederation of gutter prostitutes with your mom as the Prime sex vendor.
A kobo-a-dozen alley h00kers who mistook an Egyptian for a white man and gave anal bonus for free!
The men are a collection of special dunces who specialise in unearthing their neighbours yam.
If your father's testicles don't produce more sweat than sperm, there's no way you will be taking tramadol when you're under 30 to get your dick working.
Still you last shorter than a rooster. Your pen game is as wack as your father's erecti0n whixh couldn't stand up to prevent your mother from being a public slut.
I understand you think quoting me will make you a bad guy, but your real test is tracing your true parentage because the aimless drunk whose sperm won the race to flagellate your mother's ovum is still oblivious of your existence and your mother was so drunk that night, she can't remember who did anal or those who went in straight.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 6:55pm On Apr 07, 2018|
edimolu2:I recycled my own diss good. They are mine. Just like your momma recyled her roach-bitten panties.
See our frog face edimolu shouting about meeting girls. Bigger the only girl who accepted your pm here blocked you on WhatsApp and you kept fighting her like a dejected sociopath.
You're a diss thief when you're not a boring unimaginative idiot struggling to piece words together.
That's why you deactivated your shamed zandha amd zeelord accounts after I beheaded you and brought out all your disses you stole from Google.
You must have inherited your mother's kleptomaniac DNA to be an unrepentant rogue.
And stop yapping about my E class Benz. So many Nairalanders have seen me offline and I can call them here. I have met Nairalanders in Lagos, Warri, portharcourt, Benin and Abuja I can call to verify.
Niggar who have you met ? You're claiming zeelord here when you're a weeping drooling baby begging for ordinary group membership
If your mother were alive, she should be going for adoption because you're life is a broken dream.
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 6:28pm On Apr 07, 2018|
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 6:17pm On Apr 07, 2018|
edimolu2:fool. Go on and quote me in any busy romanceland thread if I don't drop your screenshot begging a male Nairalander to help plead on your behalf for you to be taken into league of monarch after you were chased like a plantain chip thief.
Fool asking me to post here on a deserted thread.
Now here's the catch, I beat you at every single meeting so you always quote back and stalk me weeks , days and months because you never stop bleeding
You're a romanceland mono-fixated dummy who never ventures out to any meaningful thread outside celebrity and romance.
But you have followed and quoted me in politics, foreign affairs and crime sections. Because I made your life a leaving hell beating you like a child molester.
Look at the fool highlighting typos!!! is this how desperate I have reduced you.
Filthy over-used doucherag!
|Politics / Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by Shroud: 6:10pm On Apr 07, 2018|
The beclouded, brain-damaged inbred thinks brawls are won by the last person who keeps quoting. Look at the blight of nature called edimolu telling me he doesn't run away from fights.
Same amnesic confused idiot who quotes me to get relief from life's torments is now turning around to say he doesn't run away from fights.
Too much tramadol
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