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Armaggedon:
80% of the yoruba guys who dream of marrying Igbos must be gays then.

Loool.

You Igbos are the most delusional folks ever. Just cos a very small percentage of Yoruba men are married to Igbo women, in ya obtuse mind, it means 80% of Yoruba guys dream about Igbo chics, no? Err, within my uncles' circle and their friends, they married 6 Ghanaian women, two Sierra Leoneans, and one Caribbean. And there are loads of Yoruba guys married to Ghanaian women. I guess that means 80% of Yoruba guys also dream about marrying Ghanaian women as well, no? That's how utterly dumb you sound. You lot just lying to yourselves cos you need to massage ya egos to survive due to innate insecurities and low self-esteem.

Yoruba guys in general are just naturally liberal and the fact that some are married to Igbo women means Igbo women are around them, not cos there's anything special about Igbo women. The Ooni of Ife married a Bini woman (he married the wrong Bini woman) and a next King married a Jamaican woman...that is the typical Yoruba guy for you. I know a lot of Igbo chics and I cotch with some of them from time to time cos they're cool, that doesn't mean that I dream about Igbo chics or Igbo chics supremely good looking cos they're not.

Personally, I don't even think naij chics are mostly all that based on percentages. And in as much as I clown Yoruba chics a lot - bar for bar, without the plain light skinned crap, Yoruba chics are better looking and mostly more attractive than Igbo chics, based on ratio. I've met a few Yoruba chics that stand out and made me go "whoa, she's super nice!". Ditto some Calabar chic I met recently (Aniang is a Calabar name, no?) and other naij chics. But I don't think I've ever met an Igbo and feel that way - just a lot of decent ones that are beatable and a whole lot manly looking chics. So why would 80% of Yoruba guys dream about Igbo chics when they have better looking chics?

Anyway, back to the topic. Black women are naturally far better looking and more attractive than Arabs. So the fact that it is only in naij that Arab chics are better looking than black chics, then something is fundamentally wrong.

You know a country lacks good looking chics when Arabs are the best looking chics in that country. These chics aren't even all that.

And to clowns spamming Igbo chics everywhere - Igbo chics aren't all that and no one outside ya delusional naij where ugliness and skin bleaching reign supreme knows Igbo chics for being good looking. A group with too many manly looking chics shouldn't be put in the same sentence with beautiful, unless you want to call them handsome lol. But the few decent ones are always good beat tho.

This thread just exemplifies how effed up naij folks are when it comes to craze about anything that's light skinned. These Arabs can't even clean the shoes of Ivorian chics. And that is a west African country as well.

sukkot:
saiiit. i aint feeling nas no mo. he a coon ass nigga. saying he dont mind if some white actress call him nigga. i forget her name now. she was married to the coldplay guy martin. gwyneth paltrow is her name. yeah. so apparently they buddies and he dont mind her calling him nigga

Nas ain't no coon, big bredrin. My nyggah was just being politically correct and Nas has never been the guy to get outspoken in interviews. He just basically agrees with everything and stay PC during interviews.

C'mon, Nas is a real nyggah and that album with Damian Marley is the black bible.

sukkot:
yeah let me know when you find one. cant seem to find any around my way. maybe i will marry her sister

Lol.

Nah g, all my sisters are taken - go search for ya Ijebu chic somewhere else.

I need to start chirpsing bare Yoruba chics now and maybe, I might get lucky cos there are loads of Ijebu folks in Ldn town. And I used to heck one but one of her lousy and crazed bredrin set me up. I might've to shout her. The chic is super nice, fam. Messed that shyte up...fvcking alcohol lool.

sukkot:
dat joint is older than methuselah lolz. came out when i was still in chicago

I hear that.

But it still bangs and manna celebrate my distant relatives in the Americas for their greatness.

sukkot:
i being told you. if it aint ijebu it aint right lolz. ijebu runnin thangs bruv

Word.

Ijebu mandem running thangs lowkey and the chics aren't left out of the Ijebu greatness.

Finna get an Ijebu chic and give her a big rock.

sukkot:
Now we see eye to eye. ignore all that other division nonsense bruv.

All a dat all a dat.

Finna play some tunes now.

Take this celestial tune by two black kings: Nas and Damian Marley.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcCRDPU-ME0

Smart youngin' - I like this chic.

Sukkot, come check this Ijebu youngin doing big thangs.

It seems 'em Ijebu chics got the juice.

The richest black woman = Ijebu woman.

Wife of the VP = Ijebu woman.

Minister of Finance = Ijebu woman

The other woman that was talking reckless to naij folks in diaspora the other day is Ijebu. Dabiri is an Ijebu name.

Zuriel Oduwole is also an Ijebu youngin.


Gotta myself an Ijebu broad - dem chics are winning, big bredrin.

sukkot:
a bit of an oxymoron ? carribeans and african americans and latin american blacks and afro brazillians and black africans are all the same people. whats this divide and conquer tactics you are tryna empl0y bruv ?

Lol.

Yes, from the same root in West Africa and they form what we call black diaspora across the Atlantic. However, they have all grown apart in different continents and created new cultures. Caribbeans don't really play football and a lot of the sports African Americans play. But Brazilians and other Latin American countries love football. Caribbeans are more into cricket and athletics and the rest don't play cricket. African Americans don't play football (soccer) but they mostly play basketball, baseball, American football, and are big on athletics. Baseball is huge in Latin America but Brazilians aren't into baseball.

Can you see the nuances and why I grouped them based on who/what they're today?

sukkot:
you trippin bruv. am takin you with me

https://31.media.tumblr.com/04ae181d3a19b38097974961dfa0996c/tumblr_mno1gqwRFP1qheym2o2_r4_500.gif

Anyway, in other news, did the West Indies win both male and female world twenty20 cricket final? Not really a cricket fan but I'd play in school a bit and I know the rules. And I had to follow this one after Chris Gayle destroyed England during the first game between both sides in the opening rounds.

Nyggahs dominating everything - proud on my Carib folks. They get it in, unlike Africans who only play football, yet they suck at it. Caribs making us proud in cricket and athletics. African Americans dominating basketball, American football, boxing, and athletics. Latin American blacks dominate baseball. Afro-Brazilians dominate football. But we Africans just suck at everything, apart from Ethiopians and Kenyans in long distance races. Black diaspora is always repping - salute to them.

Regardless, all roads lead to Anthony Joshua's bout next weekend against Charles Martin. The champ is here and at least he'll put Africa on his back.

sukkot:
bruv you tripping. check this ol fly shytt out . they got some spectacular tv too

Lmao @ bad copies of US TV shows and fraudulent accents as "ol fly shytt".

Fam, go to naij and stop disturbing me. When you get out of the messed up airport and the heatwave hits you, you'll get ya first dose of reality. And when you discover that you've to buy some shitty modem for internet and shiit is still similar to old school Aol dial-up, then you'll see ol ratchet shytt. Too many shyt just ain't right out there.

Anyway, you'll get some decent chics with crazy bodies though. At least that'll keep ya soul together. And the weed is super-nice - cheap and no need to mix that ish. Smoke-a-thon till you get effed up to ionosphere. But their skunk is rubbish though.

sukkot:
buahahahaha there you go dishing it again but cant take it. anyway so bro i have been overdosing on videos of people who have relocated to las gidi ( it seems like its a trend now and everyone is going back home cuz i have seen millions of videos ) and these videos are hella crazy. brah i think gidi has turned to new york / london. like its totally unbelievable. brah we need to head to that end bruv.

Fam, you need some fresh air and a change in environment. Or just up ya hustle, leave the Manchester shithole, and move back to London. Lagos is a huge slum. Been there and seen it live, that place ain't for me, I'm sorry.

If they can reduce the population by at least 50% and make it a tad more organised, I might think about it if there's money there as a hustler. Apart from that, the huge slum isn't on my horizon.

My experience when I went there was mixed...but definitely not a place for me. Move there and have fun, don't drag me into it.

sukkot:
bruv why you being ignoring my posts though ? lol

Lol.

Cos ya posts stink these days like that biitch's pum. And I guess that's why all ya crushes look like their pums stink.

You're not a thorough nyggah and you don't understand the concept of respect and what it means on dem roads. You're like all these kids running around these days trying to earn their stripes, thinking once you smoke/shot weed, wear tracksuits and hoodies, and shank/shoot someone...they're automatically real, with learning the codes. And once they get shifted by the weed, they always end up telling/snitching like biitches. You've got biitch tendencies in you.

These feudal and nepotistic primitive Northern scroungers and the way they've been running around like they own naij since BooHarry became president is shameful. Why would anyone blame them since BooHarry keeps appointing only Northerners. Almost every name that pops up these days for any appointment is a Northerner, after taking the executive, judiciary, and legislative arms of government...and other positions that signify the real power play. Heck, the clown also appointed a Northerner to represent naij at the UN...like for fvck sake, what do Northerners know about international politics and foreign policy?

Anyway, this is a silver lining for this man, since his sister is the VP's wife. They can slave it up to save his arse from Northern power. If it had been an average Joe, then you know his arse would get kicked out of there.

Sukkot

Why ya crush's pum be stinking like decayed fish though? I told you that biitch has crusty feet and she looks like her pum stinks. I never lied and this nyggah just confirmed it.

Fumigate that heifer's pum...walking around with a smelly pum is a no no. That shyte gotta smell like water, you get me? Lol

SAMBARRY:
LMao

NO na.

Posting your pictures doesn't Make you mandem looking for attention or a meterosexual guy

I just want to acess.That's all

Don't be a naughty boy.c'mon

Lool.

You can't get a pic out of me...some folks have been trying for four years but all to no avail. You'll have to wait on the queue and who knows, you might be lucky in year 2040 Unless you want fake pics, or you might be lucky one day to catch me posting pics of my body like I do whenever I'm bored, just to show off the muscles.

This medium is like my little playground and I prefer just being a ghost. Too many effed up folks on the prowl and whatever I do here stays on here. And my private life stays private.

Anyway, post a pic of ya body...I wanna rate that.

SAMBARRY:
Oya let me see your face. Upload your picture let me see it.its from your picture I'll be able to know whether you're truly not a Casanova

And your waist too

Loool.

I don't need to post my pictures anywhere, that's for mandem looking for chics and modelling for attention. Nyggahs turning to biitches and taking pics next to a mirror - the metrosexual men. Tell the OP to do that and post a picture of his payslip/car.

Err, how about post a pic of ya batty and dem tatas - and let me rate them? Trust me, when it comes to rating dem things there, no one does it better than me.

But why does BooHarry the greatest tourist that ever liveth look like someone with full blown AIDS?

I had to check the pics again, and Obama was looking at BooHarry like, "Darn, this Fulani nyggah stinks like doodoo!"

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3560248_vllkyt4kihm2q6cab_d878ae1b_jpgeb8859e4e304f172afc04b69bf323bca

SAMBARRY:
Chaiii shyyyy baby ooo

You too like women like kilode

Not all owanmbe lovers have poor interpersonal relationships. I'm an owanmbe lover and I have a very great interpersonal relationship with people. A cheerful and happy go girl however I don't joke with my amala efo riro pomo and goatmeat

Loool.

If I don't like women, what should I like? I'm a man and I gatt follow the natural process, not the other shyte some moist people playing for the other side are doing.

Anyway, I think it's more about me always playing with chics cos right from when I was super-young, women always have this uncanny attraction for me. I remember all my aunts used to like taking me everywhere with them. So I kind of grew up that way messing around and playing with chics, when I feel like it. It's more of a mood thing. But the misconception is that I'm a casanova/player. It's never that.

However, when I'm in a relationship, it's completely different. I just stay locked in and focus on whoever I'm with cos I'm an avid believer in loyalty above everything and respect. And to earn respect, you've to respect the next person - mutual respect.

Nah, owanbe chics are the worst breed of Yoruba chics. They're always classless with big mouths on them. Anti-owanbe chics...I don't mess with 'em chics there, else I might end breaking their heads.

Loool

Nicolas Sarkozy, Dmitry Medvedev, Obama, Ban Ki-moon, and Gaddafi...the four most powerful leaders in the world at that time. We all know how this one ended.

Black zombies.

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aresa:
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.

Eko ole, I'll slap ya brain out of ya mouth on every given Sunday, with ya phaggot arse doing the chicken leg dance. I'm sure you know that and ya bosses also know what time it's. So watch ya mouth when you quote me, you despicable bum.

https://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2016/01/24/6358919667723859472096924187_slap-dave-chappelle-rick-james-charlie-muhy.gif

Anyway, where's ya sis "Eko Atlantic"? Now that's a decent paid hack and sycophant.

GenBuhari:
Kanu is working for the UK secret service.

clearly there is a debate about whether he is a security threat.
Mr President has wisely decided to lock the slowpoke up whilst the debate continues.

WTF?

Stop it, Kanu isn't working for the UK secret service and you can deduce that easily from his methods. Heck, the guy is a scrounger and I'm sure the UK would be glad to get rid of him.

The UK's approach to renegades working for British interest is different and more time, they use folks with proper networking and who're super-rich - not just any bum screaming on pirate radio and YouTube.

Kanu is like the rabid version of Alex Jones...no one cares about unstable folks like that.

SAMBARRY:


So you love Yoruba girls abi?

You're a very funny guy

Lol.

I just love clowning them from time to time cos I know a nyggah can''t break any forum laws doing that. But really and truly, I gatt love for Yoruba women, except the owanbe ones that talk too much with terrible inter-personal skills and don't know how to talk to people.

C'mon, every guy is subconsciously attracted to his mum's image. And every time I need love, I just run to my Yoruba chics for love. Dem chics there put a smile on my face everyday and without them, I won't be where I'm today. It's all love like romeo and juliet.

Yoruba women: the omega of my heart and the foundation of my conception of love.

Big ups to Yoruba women and mama duke.

I need to shout the doozy, Cam Newton, for this one....

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-18-2015/iJ51R2.gif

This is just stupidity.

I'll never understand the rationale behind the need for state governments to buy lands for agriculture. If at all a state government is interested in agriculture, how about subsidise farmers and let them do what they do?

Or is Lagos state now a communist state within the country, where folks are gonna be fed rations, on long queues daily? The obese clown doesn't know what he's doing. Lagos needs decongestion as the priority and if you want to buy hectares of lands, buy them to move some of population in Lagos to and stop wasting tax payers money on stupidity.

Ludicrous and medieval.

Loool.

I honestly don't think Kanu and his solicitors understand the implications of what they're doing by getting the foreign office involved. He's being charged for treason (an enemy of the state), which in larger context can also be termed as terrorism. Not just a minor crime. Under the British Terrorism Act, any naturalised British citizen involved in terrorism can have his citizenship revoked - assassination is also an option if the government deems the person a threat. And anyone who's a British citizen by birth can be assassinated for the same reason cos revoking the citizenship of such an individual would make the person stateless.

This guy is funny - David Cameron is in-charge, not Jeremy Corbyn. And Dave boy doesn't care about anyone unless you're serving British interests. Kanu will end up getting whatever citizenship he has revoked and barred from the UK.

Or can anyone tell me how he's serving British interest with Biafra and hate speeches?

SAMBARRY:
This one wey carry overload for back dey do exercise?

This one na orobo o

Loool.

Let me stop clowning yoloba chics before they start sending telepathic messages to one another.

Every time I clown them on this forum, the next one I chat always curve me, even the ones in my harem.

I gatt love for 'em chics there and the more the amala they consume, the better.

SAMBARRY:


You won't kill me

So because she set.she no get flabby stomach, flabby breasts,stretch marked arms means she's not Yoruba. So it's only Y orubas that are orobos

yOu're a very funny guy.anyway that's her coming back from an owanmbe and yes she takes amala goatmeat and all.so don't discriminate

This is another Yoruba chic,jumai is her name

Loool.

Dem ones there eat too much amala and owanbe, with protruding bellies. And they can be lazy as fvck. It's a naij thing cos I seldom see naij chics keeping fit. All they know how to do is chat shyte.

Now, check this out:

https://barearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ass-12010.gif

This is what I'm talking about.

aresa:
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Not interested in your ignorant and unintelligent babbles.

No time allocation for trolls and internet nuisance....

Loool.

Stark illiterate, even ya boss, gbawe wouldn't chat shyte to me. Not even Tinubu, unless he wants to get slapped like the navy guy did him.

Illiterate crumb munching sycophantic pseud with whiskers like a rat. You're also a flaming phaggot and I'm shocked you don't sleep on gay threads like you used to do back in the day anymore, you homoerotic zombie sired by an African gorilla.

And don't snitch, you bum.

SAMBARRY:
LMao.of course shes real and her name is tinuke.she says hi

Bet which one is blimey again?
ARE YOU angry or surprised. Which one?

Lmao @ Tinuke. Yoloba chics ain't packing proportionately like that - too much amala and owanbe parties for that to happen. Jk jk jk ahjaakkaghfbad. That chic ain't Yoruba and most likely not naij, if the pic is real. Regardless, tell her to holla @ papi chulo. She's the type of chic I can sit down all day showing her my Slick Rick with children stories. Baby, you got a body like a benz, and I'm just tryna drive it once again.


Blimey = shocked/surprised, kulyie.

https://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg534/AlwayzNToSumthin/Sexy%20Chicks%20man/tumblr_m94ecbQmLV1qlr9o4o1_400.gif https://barearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ass-12003.gif

SAMBARRY:
Mr man nawa for you o.you no dey even ask for person. Btw I thought you have changed and now a born again. You're No longer into Coca-Cola bottled shaped women like this.

How are you anyway

That lady says hiiii o

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3558371_screenshot201512231655242_jpegcb76c0011c5645aa875f006c529cd1a7

Blimey!!!

Darn! Who's that chic? I'll give this one a big rock on sight and put a few babies in her.

Is the pic real?

Lool.

I think it's cos Ebo rhymes with Ebola.

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NOETHNICITY:
So which category do u fall into?

Renaissance man with higher mind - not a manchurian candidate.