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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 9:40pm On Mar 25, 2016

Missy89:
With That (Feat Duke) - Young Thug

Lol. So you actually listen to hip-hop, though it's the weirdo, no? grin

You're a fraud...I always knew you were faking it, you weirdo. tongue

Still fvck with Carib music?

Business › Re: I Still Wash My Husband’s Underwears - Folorunsho Alakija by Shymm3x: 2:44pm On Mar 25, 2016

Missy89:
I feel sorry for the chic washing ur boxers. Does she know you are a misogynist?

Who/what is a misogynist?

Being an original black man doesn't make you a misogynist. I just keep trill cos these heaux done lost their cotton picking minds and they don't respect real men anymore. grin

All the chics I know think I'm the sweetest guy ever and that's the crown I rock everywhere like King Jaffe Joffer. cool

Business › Re: I Still Wash My Husband’s Underwears - Folorunsho Alakija by Shymm3x: 2:33pm On Mar 25, 2016

Missy89:
congrats

Congrats to all cultured and virtuous women out there. This woman is a shinning light and a great role model.

Better start learning how to wash panties...that's the easiest way to man's heart. tongue

I remember back in Uni days, a close friend, who's a female used to wash my boxers with my laundry. She used to do my laundry for me and every time I try taking my boxers out, she'll just tell me to leave them there. That's a good chic right there.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2016

Lauryn Hill - To Zion

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 1:56pm On Mar 25, 2016

John Legend - All of Me

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 1:51pm On Mar 25, 2016

Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1sT4ILG0w

Am I wrong for thinking out the box from where I stay?/
Am I wrong for saying that I choose another way?/
I ain't tryna do what everybody else doing/
Just cos everybody doing what they all do/
If one thing I know, I'll fall but I'll grow/
I'm walking down this road of mine, this road that I call home

Am I tripping for having a vision?/
My prediction: Imma be on top of the world

Business › Re: Oba Otudeko Wins Africa's Best CEO 2016 by Shymm3x: 1:33pm On Mar 25, 2016

scholes0:
What is Otudeko's African Forbes ranking?
Ogun is just a state of Millionaires....

Why do you have to divide Ijebus into the confinement of artificial states?

Just say Ijebu - one nation under God, with the smartest businessmen and moneybags. wink

Duke of Ijebuland - I'm next.

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa The Fashionista Steps Out In Gorgeous Outfit (Photos) by Shymm3x: 1:20pm On Mar 25, 2016

Arielle:
Dayum! !!!!!!

Don't mind that guy.

Of all the upstanding and high flying women out there in the world, that nyggah is crushing on a ratchet one with bleached skin and no job. grin

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Says Olamide Is A Ritualist [watch This Video] by Shymm3x: 1:17pm On Mar 25, 2016

"I have contacts. Remember my nickname in Canada was snitch lady. People who want to snitch and they don't want people to know they've told you something, people tell me these things" said Kemi Olunloyo

https://img3.picload.org/image/igwglpw/6543-adam-sandler-knee-slap.gif

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa The Fashionista Steps Out In Gorgeous Outfit (Photos) by Shymm3x: 6:55am On Mar 25, 2016

xtervaganza:
hollup there.....you mean she's not beautiful? Pls post the picture of yourself or woman and let's compare

And if you think she's not successful then you need to have your head sorted. This lady has reached the peak of her career.......have you reached the peak of your career? Answer me

And do you mind sharing why you consider her a b1tch?

You're a clown. And you must be messing with ratchet chics with hairy teeth to consider this clown with excessive make-up to be beautiful. The fact that she speaks like a re.tard with an accent that can't fit anywhere is enough to make her unattractive. Then when you look at how bleached up she's...you just wanna throw up. I won't talk about myself cos I;m not vain - but shout me any time you see me online and I'll post the pics of two Yoruba chics I'm checking, just to show you what being naturally beautiful looks like. Chics so fine, you'd want to lick their faces. grin

Nah, a successful vlogger is someone like Jackie Aina, with almost a million subscribers on YouTube. And despite how she's been on so many news outlets, she's still grounded and grafting, without bleaching her skin and trying to be what she's not. She also has a proper career and she served in the US army. That's a decent woman right there. Unlike this clown who just run around like a clown - an utter disgrace to Yoruba women. What career has this clown who can barely speak the English language got? I doubt she graduated from Uni, tbh.

Go sit ya arse down. grin

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa The Fashionista Steps Out In Gorgeous Outfit (Photos) by Shymm3x: 9:47pm On Mar 24, 2016

xtervaganza:
It's easy to hate a cute successful woman like Toke.

But we already know her haters. Low lifers

Waste man, how's this clown cute and successful? Or you mean successful in bleaching her skin and looking/speaking like a re.tard?

Telling the truth doesn't make folks haters...folks like this clown shouldn't be put on a pedestal. She's the poster child for everything wrong with women these days and the reason why we call them biitches. grin

Fvck ya emotions. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa The Fashionista Steps Out In Gorgeous Outfit (Photos) by Shymm3x: 9:29pm On Mar 24, 2016

Kachisbarbie:
lol.
It's makeup biko, contouring/highlighting. Darker shade at the edges of the nose and a lighter shade for the nasal bridge gives that pointed nose impression.

Toke would definitely break the internet any day she releases her no-makeup-pic.

Ha!

This should've been invented before Michael Jackson ended up overdosing on propofol...at least they would saved the life of a legend.

Anyway, this clown can't break the internet cos most people can see through her. The only thing she'll end up breaking is her self-esteem.

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TV/Movies › Re: Photos: Most Terrifying Creatures/Characters/Villains In The History Of Movies. by Shymm3x: 8:47pm On Mar 24, 2016

Jonathan2787:
Op i am not very scared when i watch those movies only that i get startled when ever something bad happens to the survivors in the movie just like zombies grabbing rick grimmes in walking dead or the mutant in resident evil eating someone up, and i form bravery when i have my bae watching with me or any other female, see cuddling, cool thread though and you forgot to list movies like
Scarface
The grim reaper
House of wax
From dusk till dawn
Evil dead
The hills have eyes
Witches of east end
Jeapers creepers
Fear the walking dead
Underworld
Etc

There is nothing scary in "From dusk till dawn".

A movie with a strip club and folks swinging their t.its around and the vampires in the movie are just basic...not even as scary as Michael Jackson's thriller video.

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa The Fashionista Steps Out In Gorgeous Outfit (Photos) by Shymm3x: 8:42pm On Mar 24, 2016

Did she do surgery on her nose or is it make up? This heifer is starting to look like Michael Jackson before his nose started falling off...very unattractive chic.

Once you take the make-up off her face, I bet she looks like a scary horror movie. The type you don't want to wake up next to in the morning.

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TV/Movies › Re: Photos: Most Terrifying Creatures/Characters/Villains In The History Of Movies. by Shymm3x: 7:33pm On Mar 24, 2016

Explorers:
10. Ckukky, Child's Play(1988/2013).

Child's play and Freddy Krueger used to scare the shyte out of me throughout my childhood.

What about Ghostface and Candyman?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Explosions At Brussels Airport And Subway Station In Belgium by Shymm3x: 7:18pm On Mar 24, 2016

Missy89:
Sanders admires castro too, trump thinks benito's quote was awesome.

Like I ave said before, it is not about hilary for me. It is all about keeping the gop out of the white house.

And what's wrong with Castro? Every sane person adores Castro and Che Guavara and how they saved Cuba. Castro also saved Southern Africa from Apartheid and as a black African, he's an African hero.

So, you think it's right to support someone who adores a woman who killed black babies and sterlised black women?

Err,how come you didn't come to shake ya batty for me here (https://www.nairaland.com/813741/what-music-listening-right-now/571#44025715)?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Explosions At Brussels Airport And Subway Station In Belgium by Shymm3x: 5:31pm On Mar 24, 2016

@Missy89

What would you say about ya beloved Hilary Clinton speaking openly about how she admires Margaret Sanger?

That's like someone saying he admires Hitler, yet he's embraced by Jews. grin

This is the woman you're trying to cast ya vote for smh.

Start from the 0.45 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Av6D6Cs8SY

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 4:23pm On Mar 24, 2016

Dre Ft. Rick Ross, The Game, Fat Joe, Pusha-T & Dirtbag - Chevy Ridin' High

[Gangsters don’t dance/we make the car do the Laffy Taffy]
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The Game ft. Chris Brown, Tyga, Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne - Celebration

[Westside, westside, westside, westside, westside]

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The Clipse feat. Cam'ron - "Popular Demand"

If I misled any kid that's fatherless/
That burden's on my soul as long I exist/
Generation lost, they saying they can't reach us/
The answer is the Lord like Saturday Night Fever

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 4:12pm On Mar 24, 2016

Erup - Click My Finger

[Representin'/E to di R, Represent tuh di world]

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Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth - See You Again

And what's small turn to a friendship/
A friendship turn to a bond/
And that bond will never be broken/
The love will never get lost/
And the love will never get lost
And when brotherhood come first/
Then the line will never be crossed

Career › Re: Sacked Today For Being 'too Introverted', Unfair? by Shymm3x: 4:07pm On Mar 24, 2016

Interesting.

Things are happening.

Politics › Re: #IstandWithBuhari: Kayode Ogundamis Exposes Chinedu Okpalanma by Shymm3x: 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2016

Lol.

I knew it...only an East coast nyggah can pull this type of backward and destructive hustle off. grin

Too greedy and would self-destructive and make others sink, just to get some loose change.

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 6:30am On Mar 24, 2016

Lukas Graham - 7 Years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94

Nairaland General › Re: #yorubaboys Trending On Twitter, Hilarious Snapshots by Shymm3x: 6:18am On Mar 24, 2016

mercyville:
It beats me cause I sincerely don't know where they got the piece about yorubas not knowing how to fight from.But I think it is still the fallout from the civil war where almost all the principal and tough fighters were of yoruba stock eg black scorpion,gbadamosi king etc.
Me,I just pity them when they act like lambs when Yoruba guys beat them up in the streets.
I think saying that online makes them happy...lol

Lol. I don't even think it's the fallout of the civil war cos if that were to be the premise, Nigeria wouldn't have won that war without Yorubas, hence the East coast clowns hate Yoruba folks with a passion cos of the supreme arsewhopping handed to them by Yoruba warriors. I think it has more to do with reverse psychology and the need to turn despicable lies into truth. That might be their strategy. Or perhaps it's cos Yoruba don't really get into chest beating and savagely violence like the rest of them.

Everyone out here knows that when it comes to real Gs of African descent that will fvck you up, Nigerians of Yoruba stock and Somalis are the craziest. We're just different from Somalis cos Somalis come in two shades: psychos/savages and religious extremists. While with Yoruba boys, there are so many shades and most have all the shades in one - from crazy savages, to street legends, to supremely intelligent and educated folks, to high flyers, to fashionistas, to hustlers and money makers, to businessmen, to supremely creative folks, to ladies' men, to some of the best looking guys you'll ever see, to the life of every party etc.. grin

Dem Yoruba boys - the best out of Africa. Respect ya jaw when you see a YoruBadBoy! grin

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Nairaland General › Re: #yorubaboys Trending On Twitter, Hilarious Snapshots by Shymm3x: 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2016

mercyville:
lol...the trick is repetition and saying it everytime like a mad man.And they are like maybe everybody would believe it.
Eastern cyborgs.Yorubas cannot fight...they built empires.
Yorubas cannot fight,they defeated Dahomey up to Ghana.Yorubas cannot fight,just a handful of them defeated batalions of rebelling cyborgs from yonder...lol.Do you know that yorubas are the only people who have warrior like balls in Nigeria and elsewhere to have killed 68 marauding fulani herdsmen in the SW?Yorubas don't run away from the battle fields,they win or die honourably.
And so on and so forth.The truth is Yorubas are descendants of warriors.History smiled and still smiling when it hears 'Yoruba' but it cried and still crying when it hears......
You know that if wishes were horses....

Lol. That shyte always crack me up.

Yorubas can't fight but the four best boxing prospects of Nigerian origin are Yorubas and Anthony Joshua should be world boxing heavyweight champion in two weeks, with a physique that has never been seen by anyone in boxing. And the three known mixed martial art professionals in the world are all Yorubas.

Yoruba boys are weak but most of the black guys in all the gyms I have been to lifting crazy weights are Yorubas.

Don't even let me get into the street stuffs cos even Caribs know Yoruba guys run almost everywhere out here. They know dem crazy Nigerians that will pressure you off ya block looool. Let me stop there.

Some of these people will end up saying that shyte to people that will beat the brake off their arses like a few of them have been victims of good arsewhopping out here loool. They don't respect their jaws lol.

YoruBadBoy...don't leave ya chic around me cos I'll take ya chic lool.

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Celebrities › Re: Forbes Magazine Launches TV In Africa As Peace Hyde Hosts "My Worst Day" by Shymm3x: 8:14pm On Mar 23, 2016

CSTR2:
Look at that as$. jesus
I have a feeling i would cuumm if she sits on me for 2 minutes.

2 mins?

More like 2 secs due to anxiety. grin

You don't need to back that arse up - just tell her to lie on the bed, face down, and the wedgie would do the trick. grin

Celebrities › Re: Forbes Magazine Launches TV In Africa As Peace Hyde Hosts "My Worst Day" by Shymm3x: 8:13pm On Mar 23, 2016

CSTR2

I prefer this Tanzanian chic, Agnes Masogange. Now this one is super real...African women are built like this chic right here.

[img]http://rwandapaparazzi.rw/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11892251_1150760414950726_527859065227893639_n.jpg[/img]

https://www.scoop.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Agnes-Masogange-hotess4.jpg

https://cdn.radio.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Tanzanian-Model-Agnes-Masogange-3.jpg

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Celebrities › Re: Forbes Magazine Launches TV In Africa As Peace Hyde Hosts "My Worst Day" by Shymm3x: 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2016

CSTR2:
She is african and reside in africa, so it is probably real. I'd be doubtful if she was AA or white.
Yes, i agree she is humongous. I would need to see her naked before i can marry someone like her. I feel she would be a beauty with no clothes on .

Nah, she's a Ghanaian from the UK. She moved to Ghana a few years ago.

I definitely want to beat but it just looks so unreal. grin

https://i2.wp.com/www.vibenigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Meet-Peace-Hyde-The-Reporter-With-The-Biggest-Curves-In-Ghana-Photos-5.jpg?resize=300%2C300

Nairaland General › Re: #yorubaboys Trending On Twitter, Hilarious Snapshots by Shymm3x: 6:54pm On Mar 23, 2016

But who do folks always say Yoruba boys can't fight?

We can't fight but we dominate boxing and martial arts. grin

Some of you will end up messing with the wrong Yoruba guy one day and get ya jaw broken with half of ya face smashed in. grin

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Nairaland General › Re: #yorubaboys Trending On Twitter, Hilarious Snapshots by Shymm3x: 6:09pm On Mar 23, 2016*

Lol.

Every publicity is a good publicity - good or bad. Captain take ya chic and give her back to you when I'm done.

Reppin' that famous Yoruba boys gang, where almost everyone is: Ade, Olu, Ola, and Ayo. Screaming...gang...gang...gang. We're super-famous, yo!

And if you're a chic and a Yoruba nyggah hasn't touched you, then you're still on the come-up. Better grab a Yoruba nyggah and do what it do, ya get me? No one does it better than 'em Yoruba nyggahs. Chics know what time it's - swagger on a hundred thousand trillion.

#BossStatus...even Jimmy Carter knows what time it's when a Yoruba nyggah is around. grin

[img]http://2.bp..com/-qRVAew6-vIo/UTOzIb2LzEI/AAAAAAAAL08/TX_RWXOCHxo/s1600/young+obasanjo.gif[/img]

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Celebrities › Re: Forbes Magazine Launches TV In Africa As Peace Hyde Hosts "My Worst Day" by Shymm3x: 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2016

CSTR2:
Damn.
Fully developed and thick as hyde. #justthewayilike em.

Is her body real?

I dunno but every time I see the chic, her body always look like a mystery to me - humongous ti.ts, humongous batty, huge hips, slim waist, slim arms, flat belly, toned with less fat etc.. except her face cos her facial features are super-strong. Scary.

I definitely won't mind beating that but I can't marry a woman like that. grin

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Shymm3x: 8:20am On Mar 23, 2016

Rihanna ft Drake - Work

Rihanna and her lazy voice just knows how to make a tune grow on you. I need to hit the club this weekend to see how 'em chics dance to this one.

Work(x6)
He said mi afi, work(x6)
He see mi do mi, dirt(x6)
So mi put in, work(x6)
When yuh ah guh, learn(x5)
Mi nuh cyar if him, hurt(x4)

And this singing nyggah, Drake, murked the track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA

Missy89, you need to bring ya batty pon di thread and cum fi whine fi rasta man. wink

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread: Top 3 Lies Nigerian Women Tell Their Men by Shymm3x: 10:38pm On Mar 22, 2016

Women are just generally insecure, hence they always have lie about everything, to mask their insecurities.

Show me a woman who doesn't have insecurities and I'll show you where the lost kingdom of Atlantis is.

Cc: missy89

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