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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 11:17am On Apr 09, 2016
wolfslair:


Yes same story different interest and one saviour

Lol.

Kanu can't even save himself. grin

Fulani in action below:

Celebrities / Re: Eki Osagie Transformed To White By Onilogbo Hakeem Effect (photos) by Shymm3x: 11:00am On Apr 09, 2016
Nigerians are so ignorant, it's shocking.

Black folks find white folks painting themselves black to be offensive, so this is equally offensive to white folks, who're very sensitive/insecure.

Like seriously, what's the point of painting someone white, when you can find a pale albino and put a wig on her, or just any white person in naij?

This is just dumb and the crappy white person they produced looks like a crack/meth head smh.
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 10:27am On Apr 09, 2016
Polar3:

cowards die many times be their death.

you've just set a record of posting the most SHAMEFUL post ever on NL..

Okay, conquering antelope - like the ones they've hacked to death and ra.ped on the East coast with a whole village still locked in the dungeon? grin

Better run when you see the Fulani lions coming. grin

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 9:32am On Apr 09, 2016
StoneLucifer:
Its certainly obvious that Yorubas are afraid of Fulanis..Dont worry Igbos will come and fight for u..Where are your obas ,opc members, alaaye and garage touts whose power is only to victimize igbos that are doing very well on your soil. I just dey laugh..Make una marry hausa/fulani well well for politics, una never see shegey!!! The recent small brutality on Yorubas by hausas in lagos on yoruba soil is just a tip of d iceberg..

Igbos can't even fight for Igbos. Didn't an Igbo village get ra.ped and smacked recently, and the whole village still got locked up by the feds? Better save yourselves or run when you see Fulani lions, else you would become the next preys.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 9:30am On Apr 09, 2016
wolfslair:
There is a good avenue for south unity ,,,yoruba,s must find a leader in kanu

Lmao @ a leader in Kanu. A leader in a rabid and crazed lunatic locked in the dungeon, who only fights with his mouth by spouting xenophobic crap, no? Hysterical.

Kanu is arguably the dumbest pseudo-freedom-fighter ever, hence he's where he's now. A clown who knows he's committing treasonable felony, yet he traveled to the same country, via the normal point of entrance, like a fake warrior, hence he's where he's now. You can keep Kanu on the East coast. grin

Just tell the guy and his bandits to change the name from "zoo" to "wildlife" cos Fulanis are lions right now and they're the kings preying on everyone. grin

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 9:02am On Apr 09, 2016
But when is BooHarry going to address the Fulani problem?

This doesn't look like something that's happening spontaneously cos it's almost like a daily thing now all over the country. It looks like a well-orchestrated move by the Fulanis to keep terrorising everyone, thus putting fear in them. The end game doesn't seem clear but there's definitely a motive.

And one other thing that's common with all these attacks is the fact that law enforcement agents are either always complicit in it, or there's always an order from above that they should look the other way. This is scary.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Falae’s Farm Again, Kill OPC Security Guard by Shymm3x: 8:57am On Apr 09, 2016
Ezeanochie:
This country is worst than a zoo cos even in a zoo the lives of animals living there are held in high esteem

Lol. grin

Err, you're right. I think Nnamdi Kanu and IPOD need to change the "Zoo" to "Wildlife" with Fulanis as the "predators" and everyone else as "preys" cos that's what it looks like now with Fulanis preying on everyone.

Fulanis look like lions compared to all the rest who're like antelopes and buffaloes right now. grin

Hopefully, radio Biafra would take note and change the name.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Vs Wizkid: Who Is Richer? - Getitrightnigerians.com by Shymm3x: 11:51pm On Apr 08, 2016
lightdotcom:


What exactly do you mean by the website would crash

So you don't know what server being overwhelmed means?

You don't need to be in the IT field to know that - they teach folks in ICT classes in school.

It's basically like trying to get 10 people on a boat that can only take two people. What will happen?

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Celebrities / Re: The Lady With The Biggest Breast Ever by Shymm3x: 9:39pm On Apr 08, 2016
Loooooool.

She looks like a mascot and it isn't shocking that folks are following her around like one looool.

She needs breast reduction ASAP. That looks more like a curse than anything attractive. But she deserves an award for carrying the whole planet on her chest without breaking her spinal cord...that right there is the supreme talent I can see in that picture. Powerful woman right there Lool.

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Politics / Re: Financing Our Future - Kemi Adeosun by Shymm3x: 6:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
The smartest brain and brightest light in BooHarry's government...I'm a fan. cool tongue

There is sufficient diversity of opportunity which our capital investment can unlock. We will always celebrate the emergence of billionaires, of course, but we recognise that a thousand millionaires have greater fiscal impact. Therefore, where the number of private jets was touted in the past as a measure of success, we will take pride in the number of people lifted out of poverty, and the number of new jobs created.

^^^^Ouch - a slap on GEJ the re.tard and the worst president ever's (BooHarry is competing with GEJ now) face.

Has she got a daughter? I need to make her daughter my 5th wife. cool

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Vs Wizkid: Who Is Richer? - Getitrightnigerians.com by Shymm3x: 6:08pm On Apr 08, 2016
tomakint:

I just love this dude no homo.....Shymm3x always on point....I don't know whats wrong with these kids calculating phantom sums of money for artistes who are just averagely rich...imagine a dude dashing wizkid $11.5 million net worth grin grin

You can't blame them, they just hear money and start counting. Artist have managers, and apart from the folks they employ - they also spend a lot of money on logistics and maintaining the lifestyles. Once you factor all that in, you'd see that the overwhelming majority of them don't have that much money and everything is about selling a lifestyle to their fans.

As for the blogger, they don't know what traffic is and how bloggers earn money from adsense. Even as big as NL is, I don't think it gets up to 20,000 unique visitors daily. It's just mostly the same people clicking multiple times and that's not how web traffic works. And once the traffic is more than what ya server can handle, ya website would crash. Then when you start living a certain lifestyle that cost a lot of money - it's just going to keep drinking whatever you're earning. So counting people's money is just stupid cos you'll never be able to get it correctly.

It's just like someone counting the amount you've earned in wages since you started working. You and I know that there's no way in hell you'll be worth a tenth of that money.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Vs Wizkid: Who Is Richer? - Getitrightnigerians.com by Shymm3x: 5:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lmao @ jobless folks counting other people's money. grin

The both of them put together aren't worth a tenth of the money put up there.

The touted traffic on that blog is hysterical. If she were to be getting that type of traffic, her blog would've crashed time ago. The template and the server she's using can't handle a tenth of that traffic. Even NL and its massive servers can't handle that type of traffic. Now imagine a basic website. Both of them aren't caking like that.

You lot need to get a job - you can't count the next person's money.

Kobe Bryant has made almost a billion dollars officially in his career from salary and endorsements, but he's not worth $80 million in his own personal wealth. Dr Dre sold Dre Beats for $3.2billion...and he didn't get more than $300 from the deal. So you can't always count people's money. Just enjoy the back and forth for comic relief and focus on ya lives. grin

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Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 5:23pm On Apr 08, 2016
pacino26:


My dear, they are graded well above hazard o their mere presence on the highway is an unsafe condition to other road users and I am speaking from experience. The most annoying aspect is their indifference to other road users.

My wife will visit a driving school even if it takes her 6months to perfect her skills to avoid long stories.

Lastly they barely know any DIY process in cars and will summon the husband for a loose battery head! lipsrsealed

Loool.

You know about female drivers. grin

99.999% of them suck and once you see how terrible the driving is, you'd know straight-away that it's a woman. Or sometimes, it might be elderly folks. grin
Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 5:21pm On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:


How much you know about Traffic rules and regulations and road use eg what to do when u approach road signs, T junctions, side turns, traffic lights etc determine how good a driver u are. It is not only about being confident behind wheels.

I think this is a simplistic way of looking at it. I can draw a correlation with education and say, it's about the ability to read, write, and assimilate knowledge. However, when you leave the four walls of a classroom and get into employment and the real world - it's deeper than that. What makes you an educated person out there is ya ability to apply the knowledge into problem solving and decision making.

With driving, once you're on the road, it's a different kettle of fish. Ya confidence/composure/awareness on the wheels is very important. And ya ability to stay composed at all times and be able to make split second decisions, without endangering yourself, other motorists, people, etc., is what makes you a good driver cos you'll always encounter all kinds of hazards.

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Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 12:41pm On Apr 08, 2016
Zeedarh:
most accidents are caused by men. So, what do you say?

Mostly drink driving lol.
Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 12:41pm On Apr 08, 2016
PresVA:
You're not serious grin grin grin grin angry

It can't be all women na.. Men also make terrible drivers.

However, I agree that most women tend to be 'more careful' behind the wheels which leaves them a bit panicky. ..

Lool.

Women motorists are a pain in the arse tho. I had an encounter with one late last year on a narrow road. She wasn't really speeding, but when she saw me coming, but rather than take take her foot off the gas and slowly press brake - she just panicked and drove into the trees. I had to stop when I saw that she had broken her side mirror cos she didn't even know. Got there to help her fix it - only to discover that she had smashed all the side of her car...complete write-off.

Women can't drive for shiit...the way they drive is irritating lol. Only weak men are terrible drivers cos driving is about how brave and confident/comfortable you are behind the wheels devoid of emotions.
Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 8:24am On Apr 08, 2016
egopersonified:
I bet I drive better than you.

Laughable.
Family / Re: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 8:22am On Apr 08, 2016
Zeedarh:
So, barring women from driving is the best solution? c'mon.

But a lot of them are hazards lol
Family / How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by Shymm3x: 8:01am On Apr 08, 2016
I just witnessed one of the most horrific driving ever by anyone and I didn't even need to check the person behind the wheels to know it's a woman. I don't know if it is cos women are naturally emotional and they tend to panic when they face the smallest obstacle. But with driving, you just have to stay calm at all times.

Personally, anytime I see a woman behind the wheels on the road - I give as much space as I can cos I view them as driving hazards and they're very unpredictable.

Has anyone noticed this about female motorists?

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Attack Davido For Wearing Jacket That Symbolizes Slavery by Shymm3x: 2:20pm On Apr 07, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Fans Attack Davido For Wearing Jacket That Symbolizes Slavery by Shymm3x: 2:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
pleiades45 and sukkot

Exhibit 2: picture of the British Empire warship. The Union Jack again.

Celebrities / Re: Fans Attack Davido For Wearing Jacket That Symbolizes Slavery by Shymm3x: 2:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
pleiades45 and sukkot

I've done my research and I'm back with damning proofs that St. George's flag wasn't used for slavery and the empire voyage of Great Britain. They used the Union Jack throughout the adventure. Not that I care about any flag(s)...I'm an Ijebu-Yoruba nyggah and no flag on this planet represents my identity. grin

Exhibit 1: Flags of all the colonies ruled by British Empire...notice that the common flag is the Union Jack. The only flag missing on this list is the colonial American flag.

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