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The president better send the draft bill to the National Assembly so that before next week, it would have passed through all the readings on the floor and sent back for consent.

Civil servants, be ready to have more money in tour account by December 2018.

I trust Nigerian Civil Servants, she will be the only person present in the office by morning.

Thought she knew better by being in the forefront of those agitating for better welfare and emoluments of her staff.

Alas, she has been zombified!

They have come with their usual propaganda.

Buhari has performed to the best of his abilities and this we appreciate. But with the vast potentials in human resources we have in this country, we believe the president can do better.

Therefore, we want to change him by every means within our collective will, albeit legitimately.

We want a leader who can bring us all together as one, not a president who will run his mouth and divide us along political, religious and tribal lines by uncouth utterances.

We want a leader who will believe in our youths as leaders of tomorrow. Not one who will install his cronies in juiciest positions in Nigeria.

A leader who has the ability to create jobs, and not create huge gap in the unemployment market.

We do not want a leader whose greatest personal achievement as president is a Honorary WAEC Certificate!

Vote out Buhari in 2019 to increase the lifespan of the average Nigerian...

According to Eedris the musician, we are governed by the most successful con artist ever in the history of our great nation.

*Enlisted into the Nigerian Army with a handwritten letter of reference from the school's headmaster

*How he wrote Cambridge Exams is a matter for another day

*Planned and executed a coup, truncating our democracy

*Contested for the seat of the President four times and swore that all his credentials were with the Army, but this they denied

*Banned importation of foreign rice but enjoys free medical treatment abroad

*No need to mention all the pre-election promises scam.

Yahoo boys are still learning under this old man!

�King of fraudsters!

Next2Bezee:
With those bouncy mammary glands on your profile, someone actually still cheated on you? Dang!

Take it easy.

Not everyone knows how to use their asset.

Jokes aside.

Lol

Chief Anthony Anenih? Hmmm...

Had an encounter with this man a few years ago at the airport very early in the morning, say about 7am. I just got to the airport to check in that morning and was standing in front of the officers while trying to find my way. Immediately, I felt something cloudy in the air, like a kind of heavy presence of a deity or a multi-spiritual being around. Soon there was silence in the entire hall. All of these happened within the twinkling of an eye. When I turned around to know what was going on, behold a tall lanky elderly frame in native jumpers was walking briskly towards the boarding gate. It was obvious the private jet at the tarmac was waiting for him.

RIP Mr. Fix It!

I must admit that the way Buhari presents himself to the public and international community sometimes is very comical/clownish.

He must be made to understand that he is leading humans, majority of whom are more intelligent than him, and not animals as portrayed by his wife, Aisha.

If he answers these questions correctly, he stands a chance of being respected, at least for once since becoming a democrat.

1. Who gives the final order to the Nigerian Military?

2. Assuming the last administration refused to produce your certificates, because they were very bad, what has stopped you since assuming the highest office in Nigeria (3 years) from demanding for them knowing its a requirement for seeking elective positions?

3. Who submits original of their credentials/documents anyway?

As a Nigerian, I look forward to having a President who:

1. Is ready and has the capacity to UNITE us as one indivisible, peaceful and hopeful people

2. Has the experience to steer the ECONOMY by growing local contents

3. Is not going to ENRICH himself, family and friends

4. Doesn't see himself as one who must satisfy his ETHNIC leanings or bias against the general interest of Nigerians

5. Must obey the RULE OF LAW always whether favorable or not

etc

When power meets power, the lesser power should bow... That is one of the spiritual laws that affects the natural realm directly.

Buhari should be the one bowing in here.

Honestly, aren't they?

TooNoisy:
Our singing senator, Dr. Dino Melaye has another his single.

Please listen and sing along.

By now, he has released more songs than the number of bills he has sponsored on the senate floor.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hm2ZuN3wrg

He has sponsored more bills in the National Assembly than any other law maker.

New high for voodoo men!

In a commercial vehicle, and alone for that matter...? Sorry, your juju man failed you because out of all the passengers, only the Daughter of Zion had consciousness of your evil motives and spoke out.

Moral: Always pray and never take anything for granted, even handshake with strangers can turnout deadly.

After betraying your brother from the South, Goodluck Jonathan as well as the PDP in the run-up to the 2015 Presidential Elections, so many people expected you to have joined the APC since.

A bit of history here: On the other hand, after Peter Odili withdrew from the Presidential Race in 2007 to pave way for Obasanjo's favoured candidate, Musa Yar'Adua, we just couldn't imagine why he refused to pick you (Duke) as his running mate, instead preferring Jonathan (quite naive then) to someone as polished and intelligent as you "were". We needed to understand why this happened: although Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala had published some stories about you where we saw your kind of person. You haven't refuted this anyway.

I believe people should be respected not because of their titles but because of their values... No wonder we don't trust Nigerian politicians because they do not have the kind of values expected of them.

Good luck to Donald Duke!

price list, please

This is very sad.

I think Plateau State generally need to beef up security judging from past incidents. It will be justified if the Governor, whoever it is, utilizes the heavy allocation of security votes to protect the innocent lives of the people living there. It shouldn't end with payment of salaries of the large Civil Service population in the State, because they need to be alive to enjoy the money.

If you live in Jos and around Lamingo and environs like Foburr, Haske, Kwang, etc you will see the presence of security men mounting their beats at various check-points set up to protect the lives of those living there - but in reality, they are not as effective as they ought to. You will hear of different kinds of crimes almost all the time but no arrests are ever being made. At night, the roads are dark with the only 5% of the street lights provided by the immediate past government working. No maintenace, no improvements, just payent of salaries.

It will not be right to politicize this issue of insecurity, but since politicians are the ones primarily saddled with this responsible of ensuring the protection of lives and properties within their jurisdiction, Governor Simon Lalong has not performed well in this regard in Plateau State.

May the souls of the dead rest in peace!

During the era of former President Olusegun Obasanjo, and even his predecessors, we hardly saw pictures of the interior of our own "Oval Office".

But this changed when President Goodluck Jonathan became the president of Nigeria. It was possible to see how the office looks like, and not just in one's imaginations, especially if you admire what goes on inside.

Power changed hands, and General Buhari became an occupant of the highest office in the land. These days, despite his "military approach" to certain issues/happenings in the country, he has found it liberal to allow photographers take pictures of the interior of Aso Rock.

Looking at the pictures below, who truly rocked it better, aura and demeanour wise?

Here’s the scenario : You vacuumed, paid your bills online, put in a load of laundry, made lunch and ran out the door to pick up his sister’s birthday cake, while your boyfriend sat on the couch looking at cars online. As you drove to the bakery, you listed all the times he’s let you down and been too self-absorbed to notice you need some help. You wonder why the man you love just can’t “man up.”

According to Gary Cross , you’re not alone. Man-boys are a historical phenomenon specific to modern 21st century culture. Many men prolong their youthful emphasis on self by staying in school longer and postponing marriage and parenthood. When they enter the labor market, they only have access to low-paying jobs and temporary work. This means that they delay financial and emotional independence, and they live in temporary situations and in temporary relationships much longer than men of earlier generations.

Since they’re everywhere, you need some tips to deal with man-boys — if you choose to keep them around at all.

1. Be Independent

When you do your own thing, you provide an excellent model for how he can get his own stuff done.

2. Don’t Be His Mom

If you’re a “rescuer,” this is probably a big challenge. Don’t get his sister’s birthday cake. Let him be accountable for whatever situation he creates. Accountability is an excellent teacher.

3. Stop Making Excuses

If you find yourself doing this, then you’re setting yourself up for being taken advantage of. You legitimize his behavior and override your own feelings that could alert you to long-term, problematic behavior. Listen to your intuition, not your mind.



4. Modify His Behavior In Small Steps

If you’re up for the challenge, you can try setting up the house so that he develops more helpful habits. For example, instead of asking him to put in a load of laundry and waiting for it to never happen, you can put the hamper at the top of the stairs and ask him simply to carry it down the stairs next time he is going that way. Put it right in front of the stairs so that he has to pick it up to get around it anyway. Keep your fingers crossed.

5. Be Real About Why You’re With This Guy

The bottom line is that a man-boy is a poor long-term partner. Eventually, even the most efficient ‘go-to’ girl will get tired of doing all the work. If you’re just there for the sex or the laughs, admit it to yourself and your friends. Don’t try to make your man-boy into a man-man by getting pregnant or marrying him. That won’t work.

Being with a man-boy is hard work. Getting angry won’t really change anything, because he doesn’t know how to meet your needs or how to respond to them, even when you tell him clearly what you need. If you decide to stay with your man-boy, do it because you choose this relationship now, just as it is. Stop waiting for him to grow up!

While Ronaldo was the better performer at the FIFA 2018 World Cup, Messi was a spectator all through except where he showed strength in the first few minutes against a Nigerian side.

Messi should leave Barcelona and play in other leagues, that way we can judge who the better player is.

The comparison between both players started when Ronaldo was at Manchester United. In other to prove his worth, he went to the Spanish league and exceeded so many expectations against the odds. Now, Italy conquests await this special player.

This is how you judge between two seemingly good players: the ability to play at a top level across several leagues.

1. When a government keeps quiet while its people are daily being slaughtered is worrying.

2. When terrorism holds sway across the land and the people are being decimated by their hundreds is worrying.

3. When your private businesses established for profit begins to fail due to bad government policies is worrying.

4. When you are uncertain of where your next meal will come from, especially after working hard all day is worrying.

5. When you graduate from a Nigerian University but cannot find a good paying job because your father is a 'nobody' is worrying.

6. When children are being turned into orphans, husbands/wives to widowers/widows is worrying.

7. When the president who swore to uphold the constitution is non-chalant about the negative happenings in his country is worrisome.

So, the best thing is to boot him away and make sure himself, his allies and descendants never smell the seat of authority in their lives anymore, because they represent badluck, ill-luck and negative luck.

LET THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFER DAILY (THE MAJORITY OF NIGERIANS) BE THE ONES TO DECIDE!!!

See him enjoying with his family and scoring personal goals while majority of football loving Nigerians were left emotionally traumatized after those his misses against Argentina at 2018 FIFA World Cup.

Ighalo, enjoy your Chinese Yen but don't attempt to come back into the Super Eagles team. You're one of the old players we want to see retired from the National Team.

Emenike, Uche, Aiyegbeni, Obasi or Obagoal would have probably done better. Lol

Hey folks,

Just stumbled on this post. Could this be the reason why the Nigerian Team could not make it to the last 16?

Now we need to understand who the real enemies of this country are. If you are a rational thinker, your mind should be open because not everyone who is in position of authority have the best of the country's interests at heart.

Please MOD move this to the promised land so that people in the know can tell us some things that happened in the background prior to the games we played at the 2018 FIFA World Cup.

After writing their exams in Arabic, men of the NPF should be made to carry this kind of gun everywhere they are posted. It scares armed robbers a lot and can kill those with evil intentions in their hearts and mind.

This way, we wouldn't be hearing of accidental discharge anymore.

May the soul of the murdered find peace.

Lol

amiibaby:
Jos, the capital of the second coldest state in Nigeria experienced ice rain today, First of May 2018 dropping the temperature to 17°.

Some areas in the city experienced showers only to come out of their homes to see the area covered in ice. See pictures below.

Which area in Jos?

Watch and see for yourself how the youths of this country ridicule themselves when they are "gifted" political powers.

In this video, you will see the Chief of Staff to Kogi State Governor, Mr. Yahaya Bello boasting that the government he works for MUST bring the Senator representing Kogi West Senatorial District, Mr. Dino David Melaye down before the end of June.

The COS, Mr. Edward Onoja certainly has sold out his principal to the outside world, as the hand behind the current travails of the Senator. This is, as there has been nationwide condemnation of the man-handling of the outspoken Senator.

Most people believe that it is the combination of forces from The Presidency, Mallam EL-Rufai, Bola Tinubu and some backers of President Buhari that has culminated into making sure that Dino's criticisms of, and outcries against the Federal Government particularly the numerous killings across the country will never be heard.

His colleagues at the National Assembly have criticised the Police's involvement in the whole issue, especially their cheap blackmails in the current arm-running allegation against the distinguished Senator.

Watch and share your views...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OsH6L-Ze0

Hahahahahaha

And el-Rufai is still spewing rubbish all over the place.

Bill does not need to beg the Federal Government for food before he eats, work or sleep. He does not need to consult the Federal Government before he sends aids to countries in need of it.

Here is a self-accomplished man who is well recognized all over the world, and a lead player in the world economy offering simple advice to better the current sore governance in Nigeria, yet they want to crucify him for saying the truth.

They usually say, he who the gods wants to strike down, they first make mad.

Thanks Bill for standing on the side of the common man in this country!