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Please who can embed this video on here,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSTcnvJWu68&feature=player_embedded

Or watch here http://beansmedia..com/2011/11/how-to-dance-etighinigerian-efik-dance.html

Another link

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=784011.msg9361837#msg9361837

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\i remember these boyz dancing with boxers having erection, At least they made serious efforts to dance,

http://beansmedia..com/2011/10/worst-oliver-twist-video-with-33-likes.html


This is truly the worst Oliver twist Video i have seen,  It is annoyingly funny.
The comments on youtube dissing the video was the only funny thing.

Avoiding the person helps in the healing process, Cos seeing the person a lot contributed to the Fondness and likeness, And avoiding the person could help,

http://beansmedia..com/2011/10/forgetting-someone-in-8-steps-mending.html

Romantic relationships can be really complicated and end up in a bad breakup. The worst thing about these "sad endings" is that at least one heart ends up broken. Getting over a break up can be tough. Sometimes, it's even hard for both sides--after all, breaking up is not easy to do. It hurts to throw away your story with someone--all the good memories and the dreams and plans you two had for the future. Mending a broken heart takes time and patience. But you must face the fact that your heart is broken. It doesn't matter if you wish things could be different or if you even regret something you did. It doesn't matter if you think you shouldn't have become that involved with that person or if you're angry and looking for revenge. The fact is: Your heart is broken!
when a relationship is truly over, it's time to begin the healing process.

Step 1
Cry out everything you have to cry about! When we get hurt, it's normal (and good) to cry. Don't ever think you're being weak for crying and don't feel embarrassed because of it! It's normal and it's good! When you cry, you let go of part of your anger and hurt so you can feel less heavy, The main thing here is: Get rid of the pain! Just let it go!

Step 2
Get busy! When you're trying to get someone out of your head, you need to put other things inside of it. In other words, get busy! It doesn't matter how, you just need to get distracted. Go to a movie( series), watch a play, travel. It doesn't matter what are you going to do--the important thing is to find something to do. Find a hobby, find something you enjoy doing, something to keep your mind busy. If your mind is busy, it doesn't have time or space to think about the person you're trying to forget.

Step 3
Spend some time with your friends. Friends are always great to have in this kind of situation! Friends can make you feel good about yourself and get you distracted very easily. They will certainly make you laugh and make you see that you're way more important than you think! The only warning is: Ask them not to talk about the person you're trying to forget. If they start bringing the topic up in every conversation, you won't be able to forget, and instead of making you laugh, they're going to make you cry. So be honest and ask them not to talk about it!

Read More in http://beansmedia..com/2011/10/forgetting-someone-in-8-steps-mending.html

Avalani:
My main concern with this post isn't with a pastor (or more correctly, a church) building a hospital. Rather, it is with the subject title: "Pastor Adeboye builds 100m, blah blah". How did Pastor Adeboye earn 100m in the first place? It really isn't enough to build a hospital if at the end of the day you take all the glory for it. A humble and honest person will distance his personal name from such accomplishments seeing that it wasn't his personal money that achieved it, but rather church offerings, tithes, vows, and gifts. Even if Pastor Adeboye somehow managed to earn 100m (without the canopy of the church, which -mind you- doesn't belong to him or his family), shouldn't he or his members learn from the bible who teaches us to give in secret so that we can blessed by God who sees in the secret. The Bible advises that the left hand shouldn't see what the right hand gives or sth like that. Why publicize it? There are people building hospitals and schools all over the world with their own money, yet they stay anonymous.

Yet, what do we get today, people using God's money for all sorts of things, from selfish private jets, through money-making schools, to charitable hospitals, BUT taking all the glory by attaching their names to such.

Would it hurt (or cost so much) if we gave in secret?

SECRET?? How Didn't Jesus say that whatever is done secret shall be brought to the Open,

Besides is it The Pastor that Started this Thread on Nairaland?,

Ppl say whatever they want to say these days

Truly, Cant get tired of listening to this Song.

ALTIMS was On Point on the Beat

NAME___ MARIO XTREME(Maro Emuoboh)

TRACK__TOTORI ME

PRODUCED BY__ALTIMS

MP3 DOWNLOADLINK

http://www.4shared.com/audio/RwgW4lA0/TOTORI_ME_Mario.html

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ScreenDiva:
Real classic blonde moments there…,  Its being like what?? 46 or 47 days in the big brother amplified house and the drama never stops….

When the housemates came into the house on the first day, as I was taking down notes, I was also noting down their names and countries, Karen’s name was called, as she stepped in I said ‘oh! This one looks like an AGBERO’’ because of her step and the outfit she was wearing while the other ladies walked majestically to IK, Karen bounced to him like a boy……some moments there I tell you and I saw the look on Vina’s face like ‘oh!! So we are two persons/ladies representing Naija… I thought I was the only one, ’sob, ’ …sob…

Luclay was another housemate that made an impact on me the very first day, cos I felt boyfriend’s got swag, looks and all (not minding the height) but he began to fall my hand when he became a cry baby, then arrogance took over, he had this fight with Lotus, Lotus was disqualified, boyfriend became untouchable all of sudden? He brags about taking Lotus out to new entrants from the heads house and whoever cares to listen but our own Karen is his only match……. She definitely knows how to hit him below the belt…. Just imagine when Luclay flipped over a SCRATCH…. Karen made him look silly for crying and flipping over a SCRATCHHHHH….urghhhhh …. I felt light dragging ‘Otono’ as he is fondly called in the house out of my telly.

For me Karen [/b]and [b]Luclay are the only two housemates that makes the show very interesting, they have really made an impact whether positive or negative, fake bosoms or real ones, tomboy or girly girly, bleached skin or unbleached skin, fake accent or real accent, celebrity diva or mgbeke (loki) who cares, all I want is real talk, real entertainment that is why the heads house bore me stiff, each time the camera zooms to the Heads house I quickly change the video using my remote control.  

If Karen [/b]or [b]Luclay leaves the house this Sunday, the show will be as good as dead, I tell you, even the 30mins we get daily from Africa Magic, the focus is always on the Tails housemates why, because they bring it onnnnnnn…, Weza has even confirmed that the tails house is more fun especially after Karen and co. gave her the load down of the house, she even went further by saying that ‘If I were a viewer, I will only watch this house because real stuff makes u guys fight unlike the other house where they fight over senseless issues’’

Karen told biggie in one of her chat room sessions that she is Mama Bi**ch, Mumba – Sister Bi**ch, Kim – Cousin Bi**ch, Bernadina – Baby Bi**ch and Weza – Extra Bi**ch. I just dey laugh… so much said for Karen and Luclay [/b]now to my impression about the other housemates…

[b]Danny – Are you guys sure that guy is an Ethiopian He has this funny Russian/Yugoslavian accent…. I wonder if that is what is obtainable in Ethiopia or the guy grew up in that cold region?…he is one of the furnitures in the house, although he has opened up a little since coming to tails house to join his buddy Luclay, whom he cannot do without, his guilty pleasure after cigarette. My girl Karen talked to him last night about opening up more to other housemates as he is not in the game to smoke, read novels and befriends with only Luclay, but the dude just stared on as if Karen was talking trash…. He should leave the house come Sunday; he is just boringggggg…, 

Kim – That girl came into the house with her hormones rushing up for Nic…,  my own definition of a village champion, an Mgeke, a LOKI as Uti would call it. No strategy, no game plan, beauty – 0%, entertatintment – 2% (Saturday night party) craving for Nic – 98%. She should be evicted already!!!.

Bernadina – Nothing fun or serious about this babe, she could leave if she comes up again, but I must commend her for taking Karen to the glass house to watch movie, wine and dine at the envy of the other housemates, it would have been sad if she had not taken Karen because girlfriend begged for it when others did not show any interest at all. She won’t be missed if she happens to leave the show….

Weza – (Madam Aura) Fine curves, good height, funny accent that really sends shivers down my spine… arrrghh…not facially fine  from my own ratings, carries herself like a diva/celebrity…as if nobody is up to her in the house, currently being labeled as ‘LUWEZA’’ as she happens to be spending more time with Luclay. She was given a task by Karen and the girls to look sexy for Alex so as to make Peo jealous, but girlfriend happens to be spending more time with karen’s Otono….beats me,

Peo – Fine skin, fat asss and also has her hormones rushing up for Alex, She was saved by her good deeds to Karen when she was up with ‘Eboke’’. I simply do not find her interesting at all… Zero entertainment value…, 

Nic – Very smart and intelligent dude but could be ruined by his association with Kim the LOKI babe as the 2 of them do not fit together. 20% entertainment value and I do not see him winning the show unless dem dash am…, 

Alex – ‘Charlee’’ now could he be threatened by Karen? Beats me??… as he did not blink an eye when he called out Karen’s name on Monday night, seems to have eyes for Weza, likes food a lot, the only time he entertained me was the night he & Luclay went gaga on Biggie because he called off the Saturday night party when their favourite music was playing. He & Luclay simply went on and on about how they do not give a bleep about Biggie and how they will not carry out any punishment if there were any. ‘bleep Biggie’ that my song you know’’ Some crazy alcohol moments there. 20% entertainment value. He will not be missed if and when he leaves the house.

Mumba – hmm…. I want to believe that her closeness to Karen brought her out of her shell, boring babe, holds grudges, since the scratch episode, she had barely spoken with her ex-buddy Otono. 10% entertainment due to Karen’s influence. I will not miss her, if and when she is evicted. 


Now for the heads Housemates.

Sharon O – Just another dumb blonde with classic moments e.g crying in the chat room for fear of being evicted? If she happens to be up for eviction…, hmmm they have not nominated her and she is crying What if they do? I wonder or is it guilty conscience Entertainment – 5% (Saturday nights) Gossip – 95%.

Felicia – Always craving for sexxx or is she on aphrodisiac or something She should be evicted quickly jooo so she can go join her boyfriend… Entertainment level – 10% - Gossiping – 50%, intimate craving – 40%.

Millicent – Actress and Player, 2 timing Biatch, she can jam 2 heads together without blinking an eye – devious babe. Watch out for her……

Vina – Oh! My Oh! My, just too unNaija for my liking and I certainly do not appreciate ladies with low cut or Mohawk whatever!!!!!!… Just imagine her with Weza’s body/height, some of Karen’s razziness, some of Hanni’s beauty…Girlfriend would have made the heads house roll….but nada.??

Vimbai – Intelligent, well spoken, well travel/read, not fine, too skinny, If big brother were to be a school, she will lead but for the Amplified, nooooooo wayyyy….

Lomwe – What is it about him that makes Vina and Hanni want to be close to him? To me this dude is fake; he is just there, nothing fantastic about him, just an OK guy, not handsome with his big sets of teeth duhh!!!!

Zeus – Needs to exercise more so as to loose some weight, maybe smart and can rap but not what the show is all about….

Wendell – The virgin?? Another furniture, I foresee him getting evicted the first time he comes up on the chopping block. Another borite, Boringggggg………

Hanni – Fine babe, smart with good singing voice but Ooops!!! Sorry I do not find any of y’all entertaining in the heads house.

Danny…he is one of the furnitures in the house, My Best Part

SAD SAD SAD, Those ppl trying to rape a Four Year Old Girl,

http:// www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0120zcz/Panorama_Breaking_into_Britain/

Am watching it now.

Nic once talked about his Very Very High IQ, And today in the HOH task, He Proved it,

Good Vina Has Brains too,,

Miss P tries her best to hook up with Alex, but he wants none of it.

I so feel for her, Is it by force,

Or Is Alex Gay?

TY Bello got the protography job, Banke Meshida Lawal got the Make up Job.

yimiton:
These pictures are definitely the work of Photoshop. Anybody can be made to 'APPEAR' great with hair brushed pictures on Photoshop.

Maybe she should focus more on getting a great education and a grasp of the command of the English Language instead of paying some guy to give her superficial looks and bask in the euphoria of the hypocrites that awarded an honorary doctorate degree.

I Use Photoshop too, Believe Me, who Nor Fine Nor Fine,

Honorary Doctorate degree dey Pain you,