₦airaland Forum

chris4gold:
Nice one, hope the native doctor will get theirs too.

They will get Chicken and Hot drink.

Maybe you need to die and join them, by then you will be satisfied and enjoy your women without problems

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Gossipblogger:
His been running around her skirt for over a year, she refused, she got married 3months ago, and did her introduction, even shared photos from the wedding, But Dude still made sure he got his own share of the Cookie, And sis has got no remorse what so ever. Read the post he sent to SDZ below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/man-boast-after-having-sex-with-lady.html


Cc; Lalasticlala

This guy must be a Wizard

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a woman just wants to have an abortion she should... I do believe if you have an abortion you are committing murder. Abortion is one of the greatest destroyer of peace, because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? there is nothing between. God's commandment forbids the taking of life, Exodus 20:13,"You shall not murder.'' #RAW_TRUTH

BiggerbossAmani:
Just take a look what this stupid man is giving police

Dubai is proud to give lamborghini to their police while we are doing injustice to Automobile car makers by encouraging this INNOSON to Make more fake brands.

Meanwhile we got independence with Dubai in 1960, but take a look at Dubai now.

Shame to Nigeria government since 1960 till now


Modified

I am not hating on my fellow Igbo Man ( INNOSON )but am against Nigeria Government.

We have been fooled too much, when we will wake up and say enough is enough for the next generation.

Young man, you are talking nonsense, He tried, What do you know? is Dubai a country or city?

Lifeofpolice1:
RIP to voters

Nonsense

NwaAmaikpe:

They can keep the money but give me the code. Because 042 is more than a code it is a way of life..
You can't grow up or live in that town and be the regular. Whether Trans-Ekulu or Independence Layout, Achara Layout or Abakpa, Emene or New Haven, Even GRA down to Coal Camp.
There is everything to love about 042. From her Okpa, to the Abacha, then "maimai oka" down to ji nmanu. A life in Enugu is far worth more than $1,000,000

Gerara Here!

Pappyto:
The guy was like;

See, Oga warn your Oga ooo (Buhari), he told me to arrange four oloshos for him last week which I did, to my surprise, those girls called me that upon all the bjs they gave baba, the thing no gree stand.

Osibanjo; Eh enn.

Guy; If baba cannot rule a nation, is he failing in the other room too ni?

Osinbajo;You sef Bleep up, Na me you suppose arrange them for. you know say Na extra life remain for baba.

Not Funny joor(dry caption)

RETIREDMUMU:
my gay bf

I never knew that people's name can influence them like this- but now i know

DuchessLily:
Hmmmm... Na wa for African leaders ooo. They love power too much

Imagine this man was elected b4 I was born... And now I have my own kids, and he wants to continue being a president? Thank God for coup

You are still a kid na

teresafaith:
What can a russian lady offer bikonu? When we achalugo beautiful queens are here waiting for him, even if he will make us his second wife me I don't mind o

He doesnt need infection and Ogbanje from These careless Igbo Ladies- He took a wise decision

opeyemiieblog:
Slay or nay?

Gist from Praizeblog http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/11/checkout-actress-chioma-akpotha-to.html?m=0

THERE IS SLAY IN EVERY WOMAN

“When I got home that night as
my wife served dinner, I held
her hand and said, I’ve got
something to tell you. She sat
down and ate quietly. Again I
observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to
open my mouth. But I had to let
her know what I was thinking. I
want a divorce. I raised the
topic calmly. She didn’t seem to
be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly,
why? I avoided her question. This
made her angry. She threw
away the chopsticks and
shouted at me, you are not a
man! That night, we didn’t talk
to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out
what had happened to our
marriage. But I could hardly give
her a satisfactory answer; she
had lost my heart to Jane. I
didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I
drafted a divorce agreement
which stated that she could
own our house, our car, and
30% stake of my company. She
glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who
had spent ten years of her life
with me had become a stranger.
I felt sorry for her wasted time,
resources and energy but I could
not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally
she cried loudly in front of me,
which was what I had expected
to see. To me her cry was
actually a kind of release. The
idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks
seemed to be firmer and clearer
now. The next day, I came back home
very late and found her writing
something at the table. I didn’t
have supper but went straight
to sleep and fell asleep very fast
because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I
woke up, she was still there at
the table writing. I just did not
care so I turned over and was
asleep again. In the morning she presented
her divorce conditions: she
didn’t want anything from me,
but needed a month’s notice
before the divorce. She
requested that in that one month we both struggle to live
as normal a life as possible. Her
reasons were simple: our son
had his exams in a month’s time
and she didn’t want to disrupt
him with our broken marriage. This was agreeable to me. But
she had something more, she
asked me to recall how I had
carried her into out bridal room
on our wedding day. She
requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out
of our bedroom to the front
door ever morning. I thought
she was going crazy. Just to
make our last days together
bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Jane about my wife’s
divorce conditions. . She
laughed loudly and thought it
was absurd. No matter what
tricks she applies, she has to
face the divorce, she said scornfully. My wife and I hadn’t had any
body contact since my divorce
intention was explicitly
expressed. So when I carried her
out on the first day, we both
appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is
holding mommy in his arms. His
words brought me a sense of
pain. From the bedroom to the
sitting room, then to the door, I
walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her
eyes and said softly; don’t tell
our son about the divorce. I
nodded, feeling somewhat
upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone
to the office. On the second day, both of us
acted much more easily. She
leaned on my chest. I could
smell the fragrance of her
blouse. I realized that I hadn’t
looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she
was not young any more. There
were fine wrinkles on her face,
her hair was graying! Our
marriage had taken its toll on
her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her. On the fourth day, when I lifted
her up, I felt a sense of intimacy
returning. This was the woman
who had given ten years of her
life to me. On the fifth and sixth
day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I
didn’t tell Jane about this. It
became easier to carry her as
the month slipped by. Perhaps
the everyday workout made me
stronger. She was choosing what to wear
one morning. She tried on quite
a few dresses but could not find
a suitable one. Then she sighed,
all my dresses have grown
bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was
the reason why I could carry her
more easily. Suddenly it hit me… she had
buried so much pain and
bitterness in her heart.
Subconsciously I reached out
and touched her head. Our son came in at the moment
and said, Dad, it’s time to carry
mom out. To him, seeing his
father carrying his mother out
had become an essential part of
his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged
him tightly. I turned my face
away because I was afraid I
might change my mind at this
last minute. I then held her in
my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting
room, to the hallway. Her hand
surrounded my neck softly and
naturally. I held her body
tightly; it was just like our
wedding day. But her much lighter weight
made me sad. On the last day,
when I held her in my arms I
could hardly move a step. Our
son had gone to school. I held
her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked
intimacy. I drove to office….
jumped out of the car swiftly
without locking the door. I was
afraid any delay would make
me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door
and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I
do not want the divorce
anymore. She looked at me, astonished,
and then touched my forehead.
Do you have a fever? She said. I
moved her hand off my head.
Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t
divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she
and I didn’t value the details of
our lives, not because we didn’t
love each other anymore. Now I
realize that since I carried her
into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her
until death do us apart. Jane
seemed to suddenly wake up.
She gave me a loud slap and
then slammed the door and
burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At
the floral shop on the way, I
ordered a bouquet of flowers
for my wife. The salesgirl asked
me what to write on the card. I
smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death
do us apart. That evening I arrived home,
flowers in my hands, a smile on
my face, I run up stairs, only to
find my wife in the bed -dead.
My wife had been fighting
CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice.
She knew that she would die
soon and she wanted to save
me from the whatever negative
reaction from our son, in case
we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes
of our son—- I’m a loving
husband…. The small details of your lives
are what really matter in a
relationship. It is not the
mansion, the car, property, the
money in the bank. These create
an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give
happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse’s
friend and do those little things
for each other that build
intimacy. Do have a real happy
marriage! If you don’t share this, nothing
will happen to you. If you do, you just might save a
marriage. Many of life’s failures
are people who did not realize
how close they were to success
when they gave up. Remember love is the richest of
all treasures. Without it there is
nothing; and with it there is
everything. Love never perishes
, even if the bones of a lover are
ground fine like powder. Just as the perfume of sandalwood
does not leave it, even if it is
completely ground up, similarly
the basis of love is the soul, and
it is indestructible and therefore
eternal. Beauty can be destroyed , but not love. If you have taken out your time
to read this heart touching
story, hit LIKE and write "Amen"
then share this story for others
to read, don't ignore!
» God bless you

contactmorak:
A viral Instagram video shows a man calling for help after two women started to twerk on him inside a pool....To the lady it was fun but to the man, his face reeks of agony. Can this ladies be arrested for sexual harassment? We all know what will happen if this case was reversed to two men on a woman in the pool. The could be headed as he screamed "Help" loud and stretched out his hands to be rescued.

See the photos and watch the video below...


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/man-cries-for-help-after-two-sexy-women-start-to-twerk-on-him-inside-a-pool

ALL I SEE IS SLAY- THAT DUDE MUST BE SILLY FOR ACCEPTING THOSE SMELLY PUSSY

ChangeIsCostant:
A woman has been arrested by officers of the Lagos police command for maltreating her ward. According to Jecinta Ifesinachi, the woman poured kerosene and set the little boy on fire for misplacing a cloth she bought for him...that's after beating him brutally.

The boy whose hand and back got burnt - was taken to the hospital for treatment and the woman taken into police custody.

This shocking incident is said to have happened at Ikorodu area of Lagos state...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/boy-set-on-fire-by-woman-for-losing-cloth-in-lagos.html

All This Redeemed Church people self- wicked set of tinz

MrBigiman:
Advice very much appreciated

Very possible Bro

Chaii- maybe the Man is as Rough as Enugu- portharcort Express way

Its becus is Hard To Find A Caring, Supportive and Loving girlfriend too, most girls are into runz biz

Luciferdevil:
I told my gf, friends nd colleagues that something good is gonna happen today. Now look at it, I'm on front page, not only that, I'm the first to comment.

PAWPAW DON FALL ON YOU MY BRODA

Technical insult to the dead man, what kind of dis-respectful act is this? Why not use something and bury him

Coconut fall on him

Something has gone wrong

Say No to cultism ,be warned

His a macho

IamLovely:
so London also have touts more than Nigeria for that matter.

i'm tellin you my brother

Atlantia:
It does sound funny...but people have had crazier dreams.
He believes in himself and that's all that matters.

How some people talk self, he should try and bring out the he in him and leave breaking someone's record, wait, in what aspect can he compare himself to jackson, see 150years to come a whole of him cant be compared to jackson's shoe

lol, celebrity (cele-bu-iti)

olayiwola4u:
Let's use this thread to share our break-up experience so that others can learn.

You can help as many people as possible by sharing your experience.

Looking forward to reading about the experience of others...I have started writing mine.

i told her is over and got new bae, she pleaded wit me and i accepted her back, shes 100% aware dah m lashing ma new- none of my Biz

They must be joking

tosin400:
Controversial Nollywood actress, Rosaline Meurer who have been severally accused by fellow actress, Tonto Dikeh as her husband’s side chic and for being the reason why her marriage crashed threatens to expose an influential politician begging her to break his home into pieces.


See below:


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/10/actress-rosaline-meurer-threatens-to-expose-politician-begging-her-to-break-his-home/

lol some people must be funny

Beesluv:
Congrats. Hope its not "Lord of the ring" tinz

lol very funny