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Politics › Re: Go And Face EFCC Eye Ball To Eye Ball, Kokori Tells Tompolo by signz: 10:06am On Mar 12, 2016
It will be easier for camel to pass thru the eye of needle than for PMB to release Tompolo (if he surrenders).

Infact PMB would prefer releasing Nnamdi Kanu to releasing Tompolo.
Crime › Re: Ese: Yunusa’s Lawyer Faults Father, Your Son Is 18 Not 25 by signz: 8:44am On Mar 10, 2016
MRI scan can tell us this age
Politics › Re: Blackout: Electricity Generation Sinks To 1,580MW by signz: 8:38am On Mar 10, 2016
I don tire for politics of GEJ Vs PMB supporters. Abeg I just need light
Properties › Re: The Outrageous Electricity Bill I Got For A Two Bedrooms Flat by signz: 5:51am On Mar 10, 2016
lolzzzz:
Abeg ooo, I was complaining that my initial bill of six thousands plus was to much now it's over ten thousand for a two bedroom flat. Bear it in mind that I don't have AC oooo and I'm living alone. I come back home around 7pm from work, most times I don't get to use the electricity for 5hours per day.

I have no electric cooker, I only have a TV, home theatre (I don't even use it often), one pressing iron, decoder, microwave, small fridge and standing fans.

I stopped paying the 6k at a point, now it's ten thousand. EEDC must be joking.

This is extortion. Metre Nigerians or don't expect payment, estimated bill must stop, you cannot use us to complement your incompetence.

Them never born them well to come cut my light, na bottle I go take pursue them.

Mynd44 abeg do your job
Go to their office and tell them you won't pay this 10k per month. Call the marketer and tell her to come and pick your points. If you don't protest, it will be like this and there's nothing you can do about it.

I thought that NERC said that only those who are metered should have their bill increased and not those who don't have meters
Business › Re: Shocking !!! How Jumia Nigeria Online E-commerce Use -Dump Merchants And Staffs by signz: 8:48am On Mar 05, 2016
franzis:
False .. The payments are even faster with the introduction of Konga pay.. Use the 3
Correct man.

tnx
Business › Re: Shocking !!! How Jumia Nigeria Online E-commerce Use -Dump Merchants And Staffs by signz: 8:22am On Mar 05, 2016
franzis:
the commissions are charged depending on the category of items you selling, but jumia has a higher commission structure than Konga... E.g fashion and accessories on jumia is 25% while on Konga it's between 10-12%
I have been reading bad things lately about Konga not paying their merchants. Pls can you confirm if it's true or false.


I just saw your profile now and found out you use Kaymu. Please kindly advise me on the best platform to use.



Thanks again
Business › Re: I Need An IT Partner For My Online Transportation Business by signz: 7:00pm On Mar 04, 2016
keneryhark:
I currently require an IT expert to partner with me in
making an online transportation business idea a reality. Title of the idea is " online motor park".
The idea is to create an online motor park specifically for inter state journey/travel, where people travelling can book for sits in vehicles even before leaving there various houses. This platform tends to allow customers book for sit in a choice vehicle, knowing if and when the vehicle is filled up before leaving their houses for the pickup location. It also tends to provide a guaranteed scheduled start travel time.
The said partner must be ready provide an unlimited IT assistant that would include the following.
Provide a befitting website to kick start the program
Providing a periodical website upgrade
Providing a regular website maintenance
Provide a befitting mobile application
Most be ready to be part of the start up staff to run daily activities of the business.
All at his or her cost and in exchange to the above mentioned responsibility I am willing to give 20% of the net value of the business.
Interested IT guru's in the house can contact me on
Olowuoluwaseun@yahoo.com or 08059290962
Oga please remove this post
Crime › Re: Hausa/Fulani Thugs Attack Orile In Lagos by signz: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2016
Addicted2Women:
Cowards.
Yorubas are the real definition of coward.

Hausa guys killed about 20 of your tribe men and burned 100's of houses.
You're here blaming the Ipob who are in their shops right now selling their goods.

Hahahahahaha
Bike stop this.

It's time we unite and find a lasting solution to this. That it's happening in Lagos today doesn't mean it won't happen in Enugu tomorrow.

Fulani herdsmen are in almost every village in the east and they even had the guts to kill a king of Ubulu uku and nothing happened.
Business › Re: Shocking !!! How Jumia Nigeria Online E-commerce Use -Dump Merchants And Staffs by signz: 6:47pm On Mar 04, 2016
franzis:
honestly I didn't read all you wrote because am not making any sense out it, i am neither a staff nor work for jumia. I am also a seller on jumia , search my store @ bestprice , same as Konga... I have been on jumia platform since the late 2014 and not for once had my store ever been delisted , suspended....I get my returns and payment ,@ a time they used to bring my returns to me ..I maintain a good relationship with my account manager who attend to any issue I report... Before now why didn't u raise up this issues, why now
Brother,

Please how much is Jumia commission and also Kongas commission.

Pls which one is better. I want to venture into online sales of my products. Thanks
Politics › Re: Peace Restored At Mile 12 As Security Personnel Take Over Trouble Region. Photos by signz: 7:38pm On Mar 03, 2016
99billiondollar:
I was not taught to hate any tribe , while i was. growing , but i started nurturing it , when my first igbo boss , wont stop having hateful comments about the Yoruba's, if any Yoruba hates the igbos , its simply becuase of the hates comments the igbos always make about the Yoruba's
What I know is that it will never degenerate into Yorubas killing Igbos or vice versa. It will only end with Igbos and Yorubas attacking each other on the Internet.

Both tribes are enlightened and I also think we understand each other.
Politics › Re: Protest In Abuja For The Expulsion Of Saeed-Koozechi Iranian Ambassador by signz: 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
Hand of Esau but voice of Jacob.

I remember someone being sceptical about Northern Govs going for Islamic loan from Saudi on twitter. Her reasons was that Saudi have a history of spreading Wahabism using their finances. And our President just came back from there. Also Erdogan a Sunni is here.

The wise should count there teeth with there tongues.
Family › Re: Abducted Bayelsa Ese: I'm 17 Yrs, I'm Here To Be A Muslim, Don't Want To Go Back by signz: 10:27pm On Feb 29, 2016
Nigerians are very wicked. They're now trying to cover it up.

But God won't allow this story to die like this. God has intervened and everybody involved will be exposed and punished
Family › Re: Abducted Bayelsa Ese: I'm 17 Yrs, I'm Here To Be A Muslim, Don't Want To Go Back by signz: 10:21pm On Feb 29, 2016
Frostty:
thr is alot of hypocrisy in dis country.child marriage is also rampant in d east but nobody hear or say anytn abt it.i knw of an igbo family dat resides in ilorin dat gave out thr daughter at d age of 14.if it were to be in d North,d hell will let loose.MTCHEEEEW
The parents gave out their Child bah? Good.

Ese parents have come out to say they didn't give out their 14 yr old Child whose senior brother according to the Parents is still 16yrs old.
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu starts Work On Obuaku-River Port by signz: 4:21pm On Feb 28, 2016
What about Ibaka deep seaport?

Any new information?

has it been abandoned?
Business › Re: Who Else Got This Mail From First Bank - VAT On Service Charges by signz: 12:05pm On Feb 25, 2016
Somebody.tell.me.that this is a lie.

These pple have finally killed Ecommerce in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Hameed Ali May Be Arrested Over ‘lopsided' Northern Appointments by signz: 11:52am On Feb 25, 2016
I believe Gen Ihejirika was once.invited by the NASS on this same matter and he appeared before the committee incharge of the hearing. So Hamid Ali should appear before this committee and defend his appointments.
Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by signz: 10:15am On Feb 25, 2016
Bikonu what's going on in Enugu state? Has Gburus kickstarted any major project this year?
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 1:45pm On Feb 24, 2016
amtaken:
So that's how Igbos speak? Even my grandpa doesn't speak that way. Mxm.
Oops thought you are igbo.

So which part of naija you from?
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 11:08am On Feb 24, 2016
ucnwafor:
yes of course, thank God for the oil nose-dive cos our leaders are never ready to work in the farm
Oil should maintain its low prices till it forces our leaders to restructure Nigeria.
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 11:05am On Feb 24, 2016
amtaken:
Thank you.
Nne ibu a fine baby. I wasu temuted to contakuti you but your sigunature drovu me away ( igbo accent).

Nice pic wink
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 10:59am On Feb 24, 2016
LordReed:
Hmmm it sounds reasonable a bit because you'd only use the bulldozer once per parcel of land while any of the other agricultural machines will continuously be useful.
Yep.

Under Sulla Chime in Enugu state, there were lands the state govt wanted to give out to interested farmers. I applied for it and we were taken to the place. On getting there we found out that the place was a mini forest and we asked the then commissioner for agric to help us remove the trees, he declined and brought contractor who charged us over 80 million naira to remove the trees with bulldozer. We couldn't afford it ofcourse cheesy.

So with Dave Umahi buying bulldozers, farmers may not be asked to hire the machine at high prices because the state govt most likely will clear the land for the free of charge. This is highly commendable
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 9:47am On Feb 24, 2016
ucnwafor:
I had always say that we ebonyians are best known in rice farming in the country and I wish to come downtown and own one a piece of land for rice fields such as tractors, mini-trucks for loading and offloading seeding rice to the swamp, some planting tools etc..........enough of all dis manual and tedious way of planting this crops, mechanised farming made asians such as japan, china, thailand to have best refined and productive rice industries
This machine can be built by Innoson sef
Politics › Re: Enugu - Onitcha Expressway by signz: 9:40am On Feb 24, 2016
I don't know about the express road but I know that Gburugburu gave construction of some roads in England state to RCC.
Agriculture › Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by signz: 9:24am On Feb 24, 2016
LordReed:
Can someone explain to me why bulldozers would be bought for agricultural use instead of tractors, harvesters or combines?
You can use bulldozers to clear the land of unwanted trees. I suspect Umahi wants to create more farmlands.

Fave Umahi is doing very well
Business › Re: N200 Per Dollar Proposal: Ifeanyi Ubah Stakes N500bn Assets by signz: 8:21am On Feb 24, 2016
Nna eh anyi by ndigbo ma etu onu grin grin grin
Business › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Parents Of Overseas Students Weep In Banks by signz: 8:46am On Feb 21, 2016
Firefire:
This your epistle should be to the Galatians (Awon alainironu, ara Galatia) who voted the dullest old man as a president. Let not beat around the bush, our country lost focus since 29th May 2015 when we decided to return to the 'stone-age' in this digital era.

As to your exporting argument, go and ask those exporting cashew how profitable is their venture and they will tell you they break-even, with small margin.

You grant loan to farmers at 26-30% interest rate and expect to export to compete with countries with 2-5% loan interest rate. What a joke.
in addition to high export duties
Politics › Re: Biafra:FG Seeks Secret Trial Of Kanu,Wants Media Barred From Revealing Witnesses by signz: 1:55pm On Feb 19, 2016
DONSMITH123:
Mouma argued that the constitution has no provision for masquerades to testify against an accused person.


interesting..
That's a good one though
Romance › Re: Don’t Marry A Man With These Characteristics by signz: 1:52pm On Feb 19, 2016
Why should a woman say no to a good guy cos he doesn't know how to cook.

Nonsense angry angry
Health › Re: Zika Virus Is In Nigeria- Health Minister by signz: 3:54am On Feb 10, 2016
eleojo23:
This post has a misleading title that could raise unnecessary alarm if one doesn't read the content.
I dey tell you. I almost had heart attack now
Business › Re: Binary Options Alertz/strategies Season 5 !!hot!!! by signz: 3:40pm On Feb 07, 2016
amolak:
Handsome man, no pimples. correct guy shocked
According to the laws of the land, I am sentencing you to 14 years in prison with hard labour without any option of fine. angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Sagay, Ogunye Fault S’court Judgments On Gov Polls by signz: 5:24am On Feb 05, 2016
Itsey Sagay and Jiti cannot be said to be neutral. Both are pro APC in flesh, blood and spirit.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: "Why I Rejected Jonathan’s Dollars" by signz: 11:29am On Feb 02, 2016
Firefire:
Mbaka the man with many mouth...

Bringing discredit to Priesthood.

I admonish Father Mbaka to please make haste into politics and stop this show of shame.
I foresee Rev Mbaka contesting Guber election in Enugu state in the year 2023. It will be the turn of his senatorial zone to produce the Governor of the state then. He'll use religion (or rather denomination) to win the election.

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