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Our own dogs No dey bark for night again. I don beat am tire.

All these laws were banned and unbanned long time ago.

E gb'olorun tobi!

My own wife is on the way!

Ghana no get sense jare

dridowu: May Allah (SWT) accept our fasting as an act of ibadah and forgive us our short comings . Amin

Amin

*claps* wonders shall neva finish!

Why is no one mentioning Ogun state tho?

Quit now and be sorry later.

Can this work here?

Thank you, Germany! You are our champion.

Jregz: restore d font backup u saved when changing the font

where will I find the backup in the settings pls. I bought the fone from someone that way & I av been tryin to remove it in vain.

donroxy: I was too inquisitive as a kid (around 4/5yo) only God saved me :

One day my Mama was boiling water with ''Boiling Ring aka Heater'' in the kitchen and I have always wondered what makes Heater Boil water ?

I rose up from my camp-Bed (my special bed) , walked into the kitchen and dipped my index finger inside the bowl of boiling ring ...... Grrrrrrrhhhhh , I met myself on my bed again, how I got there still amaze me till date

lmao! It was a magic.

Na only God fit judge these wicked pastors.

OCTAVO: So many people using 12gb in a month for just 3k. If you are using a blackberry phone or your Android phone can use Bis, ping me!!!
Don't dull.

I'm interested buddy!

Even the blind knows that Mikel has lost it already. too bad

Excuse me please, How can I change a font to It's default on a tecno phantom A1? Been trying since but couldn't.

flawless911: The funny thing is, on my Android, if i so please, I can make my homescreen look like a WP8, iOS and even a Windows 7 homescreen via what we call Launchers.. U can't beat an Android at customisations.. And btw, op ya homescreen is d fugliest and most disorganized homescreen my dear eyes have ever seen

CHAIIIIIIII!

I don't want to say something now, So my e-warriors at the top won't say another.

How time flies

2sExy1: What a life... ! Why wouldn't you stay in such relationship when you are seeing money.

So fvcked up a country... You would have been rottening in jail by now.

Why won't you stay in such a a relationship and hoping things will change for better when your eyes were on money?

See as una dey jump on anything well packaged even though they are rottened inside.

You were dating thief without knowing... Why would you know?

Just move the fvck on!

lol. bless U jare

Do you have any idea about that imei thingy that would make GLO Bis works on my android. I still didn't get it. Please help.

Thank God. Now let me call my sister for this breaking news.

pinkguy: What do u expect from dis northern d don't allow their daughter to go out the are lock indoor still some one come to ask for their hand in marriage this girl end up having sex with their brothers and any close male relative that are allow to stay close to them( because of the high rate of cousin to cousin sex among them ,just because the are allow to come close to each other. the muslim community have to make law allower them to marry each other

What happened to your brain?!

barcanista: It's Practically impossible to get out of the zone.
Many tried... but...

https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/friendzone-mario.jpg

just use your B-speed and press Jump(A). That's how you play Mario game!

Salam salam

Nigga couldn't even manage to sleep over. He would have won tho.

These artists too aint loyal tho

zeemoore: Most of them didn't get friendzoned by the girls
They decided to friendzone themselves, hoping for a miracle to happen

A girl tells you she can't date you and can only be your friend and you are like ' I won't give up on you, I'll be right here by your side when you finally get dumped by that d^ckhead
You start playing the role of a fool in love, you switch to your mumu mode
Two months...four months...eight months gone and she didn't get dumped by the d^ckhead
You wake up one day to discover you wasted eight months doing 'I fit die untop your matter eh baby o' and the babe sef no gree give you face
You start telling anyone who cares to listen how a particular girl friendzoned you when you actually friendzoned yourself

hahaha. U guys r too wicked!

Get married or die trying.

bite your way to stardom, Luiz!

Leetunechi: We need this vehicle on nairaland

cus alotta dead people full here

Where is your brain?! :|