₦airaland Forum

Judah95:
To scam you go sweet. Wallahi! See as you fall flat for Ugo4u small prank. Kai!

you for just chill nah lmao..

ugo4u:
Ahhh!! Haven't you hear that that of 2019 was an emergency enlistment that is why they've postponed that of this year to resume in 2 years to compensate for those done in 2018 and 2019.

Pick up the HTACOAS

lmao

Koes:
d list will soon be out. Take a chill pill guys... d list is coming out dis month so chill... just be taking water 2 relax ur mind[color=#006600][/color]

we didn’t know it was coming out this month ooo.. we thought it was next month
Thank you for sharing this deeeeeep insight

Whatever we say here or joke about is just for vibes, also to keep the thread alive.. you want us to come here everyday to talk about the list? What is there to talk about when it comes to the list? Ofcourse we are all waiting for the list..but we just Dey here Dey talk..but it’s fine sha.
Let’s be more concerned about making the list and be coming here to talk about the list everyday..till the list shows up.

Okay so last last jboy might not be commandant for 47 but where’s he’ll most likely be going ehn.. everybody go suffer am.. SSC ooo, Dssc ooo, RC ooo.. everybody! Na still assumptions as nothing is confirmed yet

Okay so Jelraj and I have been hearing some rumors from some officers and I was wondering if one person here can find out..
They said Sarham would be sent on course and he won’t be the commandant for 47.. spetnaz, or any other person that can help boys verify abeg.. I no wan go serve malicious job for that place

damibjs:
Mostly MP.

Yeah she got MP

Chinex57:
Oga Sir your babies thats the ladies.. please which corps were they posted too. what of the guys na infantry all of them go de abi wetin?

actually she said they gave them one of the corps of 3 they filled as preferred corps.. for both male and female officers
They might have obviously imposed another on some, but she said she didn’t see any that had issues with their posting..

They already know which corps they’ve been posted ...my babies got good corps....

West2North:
But at least better than NYSC sha. Not about the number of meals but the condition of the food.

Also, would this mean that there are not going to be any stipends paid? And that whatever expenses we have to make over thee hs to be from our own pocket, right?

they pay allowances and you’ll be fed well.. you’ll get standard issue for uniforms, gear etc

West2North:
Pls are we to fend for our selves during the 6months of training or there is a system to that takes care of that.?

I need to know pls. So that I can make my plans well o.

Nagode!

you become the governments property.. and you’ll be taken care of the way the government takes care of things

Ramirezsarki:
Nah to put am inside garri.... No time

lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches

Gentlelord:
Mehn shit is getting real, another thing na how person wants tey smuggle am enter. Because e sure me die say once NCOs wey dey search see am dem go code and begin laugh. well me I get strategy sha just incase, obstacle now na wetin to disintegrate am.

something wey I go chook inside penis..

Gentlelord:
Bros even to use anti parole for pot planting, e nor still easy ooo, I dey rehearse with anti level and e dey do me like say all my weight dey my neck and head, I nor know when I begin dey fart for sef imposed planting Chai.

see what my guys were throwing away this morning!! Is your anti plant this standard?

Mugiwaraluffy:
This one go sweet me. Especially all those ones wey dey troll us for here. Make dem follow us plant pot.

lmao I go over laugh people ehn!
Some of them won’t resume when they see their names for SSC..

ugo4u:
A Captain told me Bokoharam nearly capture the man, say na them go rescue am.... that was after his stay at Rivers before them post am go NDA...

The officer was just complaining bitterly say if to say him know say the man wicked them for leave am to him fate.....
Make una forget, 47 will suffer all the things said hear isn't exaggeration walahi that man no get joy at all.

My God will make them carry everybody that registered DSSC from this Nairaland including Oga Ugo to academy!!

All the new officers I’m celebrating today got it on their first trial! Like 14 of them.. all got it the first time they tried it.. there are levels to this grace thing!

Ramirezsarki:
See nah Nigerian we be, no matter how we claim to be patriotic and our brothers keeper you thinks say the guys from Rivers wey there names no comot go feel aright knowing that one aboki from the north come chop there slot?

lol baba should better lock up if he makes the list!

Joshater:
Toh.. I don't know.. But i believe if an individual wo is originally from Adamawa state and he/she has lived all of his/her life in Rivers state, if the individual applies for the NA with legit rivers state of origin certificate, it wouldn't be an issue... I could be wrong though..

so what happens is, they will call your next of kin, to meet up and take them to the palace of the king of where you claim you are from.. you’ll go to the palace and that’s where they’ll trace the family house or tree from or whatever.
So it’s not enough having the document as it’s easy to collect.. so they know your family there.. if they don’t, at least ones next of kin should be able to point the family house to them and the residents confirm

Omo mails don Dey too much nah.. na just my friends wey Dey pass out I Dey post their pictures ooo.. nothing extra

Ramirezsarki:
Oboi, so them serious... Person no fit claim another state in peace b that oooh

i talk am here one day, person talk say dem no Dey verify! I get feeling say under sarham for next set, they’ll verify till primary school

autamahmud:
Make I send you message so I fit get your number to view the status and keep in touch then

oya nah

AirmanB:
Abeg, I fit get ur phone number? I for like view d stat

make I mail you

ugo4u:
J boy still pursue person yesterday...

Oh Jesus! You know why?

http:///2GXxrlO Live-stream link to watch now

I wish I could post some of the pictures that I’m posting on my WhatsApp status here!! You’ll be fired up! Congratulations Oga Dammysmart! Congratulations to the entire course 46 Nigerian army set! Next stop SF training lmao

Jegiosowor:
I was watching a documentary just now and I saw that Maj.Gen Sarham abi what, the man looked so innocent

i saw the live broadcast too.. he doesn’t look it.. but na terror

sbashir10:
Oga sir, abeg help us break am down, what's poncho?

they'll rob you aboniki, from head to toe, then you’ll wear that thick army cardigan, then another one on it, then a green army raincoat.. then begin to jog round as per job.. 1 week, you’ll lose all the weight in your life..

They stopped it at some point but seniors did it to overweight Regular cadets.. the water that will be dripping from your body alone while jogging

Shinfaks:
Candidates I will advise you to get in shape before reporting for training, but your weight has little significance on your chances of enlistment!

There is always a bunch of overweight candidates that report for training, they will fish them out as training unfolds, they are tagged "FAT ALBANS".

The military will use the hard way to get them in shape before commisioning (and please don't ask me how, be patient in few months time you will see for your self)

lol me I’ll tell them how the army will get them in shape... you’ll wear poncho!!! If you are fat, poncho is waiting for you in the academy..

autamahmud:
Same problem I am having, the hope I’m giving my self is that they do overlook the overweight part sometime depending on the person checking you and the turn out from your state. MAy god help us all

depends on then figure of your BMI before it can be overlooked...if your BMI is 30 and above, nothing wey you fit do except if you call person..

Blackyyy:
Bros... How do you manage this? I'm overweight but planning to start gym on Monday. I also want to cut down on my food intake but I fear I may lose energy for gym.

Is there any strategy you're using cos me I'm always hungry. I need to shed weight seriously.

Any help on this pls?


Cc: sikowitz17, Ugo4u, mugiwa, Ramirez and others

i was 83kg after the lockdown and I’m 73 now.. I eat once.. eat well and take fruits in the evening before I go to bed.. but I only eat by 1pm everyday, stopped late night feeding and run 4-5kms every morning.. it has really helped me... if you can’t visit the gym, plank for 3-5 minutes everyday.. do it for 2 weeks straight and you’ll see changes..

DadyTrillion:
Say wetin naw... I still prefer the old way sha

lol wed mostly be doing the normal one... maybe only night jobs we go Dey run these ones