₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
What Nigerians call smartness, would most times turn out to be total disresgard for the next person, basic etiquette, moral values, laws or rules and regulations.

A Nigerian will drive one way, get to the front- return to the correct lane and feel like a sharp guy.

A Nigerian will jump the queue, luckily they get attended to by whoever after dropping N200. They come back to you that is standing on the queue like a sane human being and tell you that you are not STREET SMART. So, you fit sleep here today o...Truly you might sleep there.


Na this kind smartness we dey exhibit most times. Majority of us are guilty of one or more. Not our fault sha, it is the kind of smartness you need to survive in a third world country, where everything-including the government is working against you.

The people that are BOOK SMART (we call them efiko and even demonise them), we stereotype them as clumsy and timid- NOT STREET SMART. The ones going about their businesses jejely are not left out from the above stereotype.

That is why when we go to countries where normal humans are, we complain it is slow, boring...etc. We have to relearn to live, because we have only been existing/surviving in the jungle we hopped on the plane from.

IamAtikulate:
That is the problem with an average Yoruba moslems.

They are shouting SE/SS that believes in Lagos and invest hard to make it grow but forget to direct their attention to the Northerners that import only Okada, sleeps under the bridge and dirty the entire state.

The highest thing a Northern will do in Lagos is to rent one shop and occupy there with 15 people but an average Igboman that will buy will land, build house and establish businesses is problem to a lazy afonja yoot.

Una never see anything, we will rather pursue una back to Osogbo than to leave Lagos unless the Aworis and Binis ask us to leave

Una have problem, serious one.

FarahAideed:
Nigeria has never had it this bad

FuckDaMods:
Nigerians just love rushing into jobs that will turn them to slaves.
I thank God for my father that gave me a company to run. God punish all those wicked employers.

AntiBrutus:
He shouldn't try such again. There are things you commit to God. He alone can move mountains...

Cute couple

Tolexander:
You sha wan take style tell us sey you don japa!

Congrats

StrikeBack:
We should meet her for what exactly??
I have given up on Nigeria already, it's not about being negative or not.
Nigeria cannot work.
Imagine.. see what we are discussing in 2019

SmellingAnus:
many of them that are doing it now use to think like you until they were faced with reality

Peresrichly:
So the baby should not eat abi? Now the mother should now be looking for alternatives for the child she loves because of some useless men. Guy Brest milk is the best and number 1 food for the baby.

PrimadonnaO:
I know the mother-baby bond that happens with breastfeeding.

I don't live in the public. So whenever I'm in public, and especially when I can't find privacy, baby would feed from the bottle.

emkz:
He looks like Frank Donga.

At least Nigerian police should respect the corpse by putting him in a body bag. See how they dumped his body in their notorious hilux.

sirusX:
That's cz it's showbiz (show your business to everybody)...and she knows it's going to trend so that's a way to be in the news and be the talk of the moment so people don't forget you exist