EMIRofPUSSY: In the wake of the trending video showing a lady having sex with a dog, let us remember that this act is as old as mankind.
The Holy Bible describes the first 'sexual act' in the Book of Genesis (supposedly written by Moses).
Though the writer painted the picture of the act using symbols, a good Theologian would be able to decode what really happened in the Garden of Eden.
The Serpent was the wisest animal in the Garden. At that time, he was a beast having four legs. He was a giant about the size of a youth and very witty.
He lured Eve and explained the art of 'sexual intercourse' to her. Eve became instantly interested because she wanted to try out new things.
She banged Eve and taught her different sexual styles. He deflowered Eve and ejaculated his seeds into her.
Eve became pregnant with Cain.
Later that day, Adam came back from his daily work and met Eve. Eve taught him what she learnt from Serpent and they had sex again.
Adam ejaculated his seeds into her and she became pregnant with Abel.
Note The bible describes this sexual act using 'apples and trees'
When God laid curses on Adam and Eve, God targeted their private parts and not the mouths they used to eat the symbolical 'apples'
Man is smart and he can see an association of man with animal and he tries to prove it out of evolution. There isn’t any evolution. But man and animal did mingle. That’s one of the mysteries of God that has remained hidden, but here it is revealed.
For Christians, you can get the book Serpent's Seed by Rev. William Marion Branham.
Was he there with them in the garden to know all that happen
it might ne you next. the best thing to do right now is total submission to God.
Sergio104: She was hit by a stray bullet and lost so much blood before medical care in the hospital.
Very sad incident
Please, I am tired of this whole madness.
Secondly.... please what's the function of a checkpoint if the armies that are always there collecting money from people will always run whenever the UGM struck??
Second attack and we have to loose life of an innocent indigene in each.
The first one armies retaliated by killing a Keke driver.
In this yesterday's own,stray bullet hit a sister of mine.
606thearena: Good morning Nairalanders. Please I’m really begging you guys for solutions. I’m currently in 300 level in unilag . I’m currently In my 4th relationship Because of this issue of premature ejaculation. You lease if you been in my shoes before what did you do to get out of it . I don’t want to be on drugs to have sex all the time I’m just 24 years . I used to masturbate when I was young but I was not a chronic masturbator could that be the reason . Pls guys help with any remedy that will work , my currently relationship is currently shaking because of this issue every other thing I’m blessed with, just this premature ejaculation that is ruining my life and relationship.
Pls Nairalander do not view and pass by any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.
I will be waiting for your response Keenly
STOP FORNIVCATING
TILL YOU GET MARRIED, I WONT GIVE YOU THE SOLUTION.
Kobojunkie: Spiritual implications of what exactly? Why do you folks bite down on any bullsheet thrown at you?,
Right about what health implications? Why don't you use Google and find for us the names of the animal- human sexually transmitted diseases that woman pretends to be aware of?
Indirectly you will allow your sister to Bleep my German shepherd? Wouldn't you?
FatherOfJesus: If genealogy is true, then why doesn't Don jazzy look like D'prince?
Precisely, because it is true. Genes from different parents mix and some characteristics are expressed and some are repressed. That’s why people that are related don’t always look alike.
If being 14th cousins, twice removed, is enough for you to not expect similarities beyond the common human features, why would you ask for them in “cousins” separated by billions of generations?
Am not God, but make im no go die of ill health before APC primaries.
Niece: A video has shown the moment the All Progressive Congress (APC) leader and presidential aspirant, Bola Tinubu's hands were shaking uncontrollably while in Mecca.
The APC national leader is currently in Mecca to perform Umrah rites.
The video shows Tinubu and Nuhu Ribadu standing together discussing while Tinubu's hands were uncontrollably shaking.
The APC leader tried to cover his hands with the clothe he worn when all effort made to stop his hands from shaking yielded not result.
Watch the video below, as gathered by WonderTV Media.
it will be very difficult to get your money back in this case.
but still, you have to go to the receiving bank twitter handle and lay your complain. avail them with every necessary details. meanwhile, make sure you do this all in twitter and copy CBN and others. they treat cases faster when you copy other financial regulatory bodies .
don't bother going to physical office, those customer service representative wont do anything. they will only tell you they have sent a mail and that you should give them time for the response from head office.
kkins25: Im facing a similar issue with flutter. However, in my case, i was trying to send money from my barter account to my bank account and omitted one digit from it.
Even though there was a mish-match between the bank name and bank number, the transaction still processed and my barter account debited.
Its getting to a month, i contacted my bank, they told me to tell barter to reverse the money. Im assuming that my bank believes the money didn't go anywhere.
But thats not what barter is telling me. Barter claims the money had been received by someone else, and that they have tried to contact the receiving bank but are yet to receive feedback.
xcelpro: Good day Nairaland. Please how do I recover my money from Union Bank? On 19th April 2022, I went to use their ATM at about 8:10 a.m and I was debited N20k without cash dispense because the machine went off while counting the money due to power failure from the bank's generator house. After 24hrs I went to their branch to lay a compliant and they acknowledged the dispense error and started that it will be reversed after 24hrs which did not happen. I called their customer care line 2 days later and one of their agent told me that it will be reversed after 24hrs and that she has sent It for manual reversal. Despite this I didn't get the reversal.
I again went to the bank last week Friday, 23rd April and the customer service apologized that it must be reversed that day which did not still happen. I chatted them up on Twitter, and they claim that it has been reversed, and after proving that nothing has been reversed they stopped responding to my messages on Twitter. I sent them a mail and they didn't respond till yesterday, where they stated that the issue will be resolve within 48 hours. Nothing has happened yet. I tried calling their their customer service now and I noticed that I can no longer reach them with my two lines, probably they blocked my line.
P.s; I am fully aware that they have breached their obligation in respect to banker-customer relationship and that I would be entitled to damages if I sue them for this. But the truth is, instituting a legal action now would be too expensive for me coupled with the litigation process.
Please what do you suggest I do apart from litigation?
while writing them on twitter next time, copy CBN, EFCC,FMF,NDIC, ICPC,NIC and thank me later. it wont get to 24hrs, your money will be reversed.
damo2014: This is a personal experience with a married woman... Honestly, it is only God that will help men o in this generation of very loose married women. I stay in Okota, married with two kids. Although there are a few of them that will just be staring at one with one kind look. But as a man who doesn't even create any space, they hardly see my "gullible" face for ground.
Last last, I stumbled on one early this year when I was taking a stroll in the street before going to work. Prior to this day, we have had few random times we just said hi and good morning to each other, because she looks calmer and a bit serious. We shared contacts and ever since, it's being terrible, I must say. She pointedly told me she was happy that we shared each other's contact, that she's being wishing that I do that for a long time. Btw, she is married with two kids as well.
Her WhatsApp status daily is a consistent display of love for her husband, appreciation to him for being the best husband any woman could have. Infact she has told me on a number of times that her husband actually brought to the beautiful level she has become. That she doesn't a spend a dime on herself because everything is catered for by him. She's so fond of him, as far as what I observe.
But this woman has some philandering tendencies. She is d one that will be begging one to come online for video calls. A lot of shit already done. Her nudity. She's made herself come cum one day while on vc that I never expected. Frankly, the only thing remaining between us is making those things real. My excuse has always been time availability on my part.
My submission from all these her potential escapades from my study is She's relatively young, about 28 and more beautiful/sexier since her marriage to the man. And I also think she never really was exposed like that before marriage. During one of our convos, she told me her husband is a "churchy" person who is not really into all these worldly things. She told me her husband may not touch her in more than one month and he won't complain. This woman is starved.
Men, pls some women like fantasy. They like being taken out of boredom into weird stuffs. They like sex. Occasionally, have a romantic chats with them, both physically and online. A few dirty chats I have had with her confirms this. She was all over the moon at the end of them.
I know I won't give in to her eventually as I have done to a lot of them in this category. But am afraid, she may not be lucky with other men who are uncontrollably randy....
I tot they said men enjoy sex than women.
Women only pretend, they need the sex more than the man. So I wonder why men still pay to have sex with a female gender.
Igodomigodo419: Hello Nairalanders, I have this problem and I dunno whether it’s normal. Whenever I brush my teeth, I bleed blood from my teeth. It’s not like I have a shaky tooth or aching tooth. But whenever I brush early in the morning, I spit out blood after thoroughly scrubbing my teeth with brush. Please, is it a normal thing or should I be worried? Thanks!
I thank you all for the feedback - the kind words, chastisements, and even insults. I see them all as help. For the first time in being married for14 years, I spoke about my marriage and I am glad I did. I feel very relieved.
My husband is very sorry and has decided that we will seek family therapy. He told me he does not want our home to break and that he is willing that we work together to fix this. What I like the most is that he also agrees that he needs to work on himself. I have my faults too and I am also willing to work on myself. We have found an experienced therapist that we believe will be a good fit to help us.
Even though some of the comments yesterday were harsh, I learnt from them. I had no boyfriend before marriage. My husband and I got married to each other as virgins and there is no ex boyfriend anywhere telling me anything. I am not a cheat. We have been born-again from our youth. I am not a promiscuous person. I was just feeling down yesterday and decided to pour our my heart. I was tired of bottling up my emotions because I have the habit of not discussing my home. I got tired and was feeling very confused yesterday but I am much better now. Still, I don't regret putting up that post. God used everybody who commented to point me in the right direction.
I am grateful to those who suggested therapy. I was not thinking in that direction at all but you gave me the idea. I thank everybody who got involved. May God bless you all.
Zolyjagorr: Hello guys so this guy called Mr Frank, messages me on whatsapp today and told me about how I'll double my ₦1k Naira instantly on sportybet account to ₦100,000 Naira, but after I do that I will pay him 30% of the money I get so I said yes, since I know the scams of sportybet, I decided to play along... He told me to fund the account with ₦1k Naira and after that I should send a screenshot to him then he will tell me what to do next since I know the scams I demanded that he should send me the hack app so when ever I have money I will use the hackapp... But I later when further and told him that he should fund my sportybet account with the 1k and that I will give him my phone number & password to login, he said I should do it myself but I insisted that he should load my account with the money after all when he does load the account with the money, we would both share money, so this guy got angry and told me to get lost immediately, I then told him that his a scammer and that he never see anything!!! Beware of him!! Below is his phone number and his picture
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Premiumwriter: I've been a huge fan of Gold circles for some time.
I decided to try kiss one day because I had seen their adverts before but actually gold circle was not available at that time and I really needed a CD urgently.
Anyways, it felt different. The kiss CD was quite thick.. Thicker than gold circle.
I understand this might mean it will be stronger but using it I felt no pleasure at all.
After everything it was like I didn't do anything.
Nowadays, I always have two packs of gold circles inside my bag for emergencies.
shogsman: I watched a movie called sicario a couple years ago, it's about a lawyer than turned into an assassin because the head of a cartel murdered his wife and his daughter ruthlessly and painfully,to cut the story short the film ended with the man taking revenge on the cartel boss, he ended up killing the man,wife and his two sons. Why some people argued that was too cold,as a heavy thinker who likes to weigh discussions and rationalize,I found myself thinking if I was capable of that. My answer is unfortunately yes, if someone kills my wife and daughter ruthlessly I can see myself killing him and his entire family in cold blood, however it won't be ruthless ,i would do it fast because the innocent children and wife deserves that much at least
There was this curvy babe in my hostel back then in Uniben. I tried all my best to make this girl mine, cause she gat the flesh in the right proportions all over her.
Tall fine girl with smooth soft skin, tried all my toasting skills but girl didn't even look my face.
But I got to lash the babe, that one time I mistakenly stumbled on her riding this touch light will squirting and moaning loud at the same time in the bathroom @ around 2am in the night, when I woke up to take a pee.
That was how I kept lashing her. I later married her. She can't just get enough my fat preeqq.
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