₦airaland Forum

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
Happy sunday guys. Please I seriously need your help. I produce way too much urine, especially at night. I practically wake up every 30 minutes to use the restroom. It's too much.

The worst part is that I'm merely EIGHTEEN!!! Please how do I curb this anomaly guys? I dread to think what would happen if i enter UNI and live in the hostel with my fellow guys. They might tag me a criminal, or worse, I might be attacked by one during one of my endless trips to the bathroom.

You guys should help me abeg.

bisqit:
where are all these simps coming from

just4fun:
Thank God you understand fool..

just4fun:
Idiot.... It was just a compliment to make her feel good about herself...

ArewaTech1:
Hello Nairalanders..

Please help a brother out, a scammer claims to have sent a huge sum of stolen funds into my barter account.

I tried login to the account to confirm, but it keeps saying Account disabled, that I should contact customer care.

I tried reaching out to barter's helpline, but it's weekend they are away. I sent them an email.

PLEASE WHAT SHALL I DO? I AM VERY AFRAID AT THE MOMENT. I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

[b[b]]I have already went to the nearest police station and gave my statement.[/b][/b]

HomoSapiien:
Obviously, Prof Osinbajo will be a piece of cake for Atiku to be eaten raw. This is all obvious because the VP has no issue based campaign achievement to campaign his way in. No matter what he’s obviously part of Buhari government and their horrible governance of 8years. Beside he’s a pastor and not a Muslim, how’s he going to fly his ambition in the north? Coupled with the fact that he has no political clout, neither is he widely known amongst the political elites, especially in the north. I’m sure APC will not make the mistake of fielding him.

As with the rubber stamped Senate President Ahmed Lawan, although a northerner, he’s not even widely known. We haven’t seen him display any political strategy. Also a part of the government with the most horrible retrogression in the history of Nigeria. More so, Atiku is more popular than him in the South and he has no political structure whatsoever anywhere aside the area he’s representing in the chamber.

GEJ isn’t even an option. He’ll not fly. Both the north and the south understands too well he’s a pun being used by the elites and Buhari cabal to achieve their evil aim of allowing the north take country through him for another 12 years (obviously he’d be their lapdog in his 4 years).

Amaechi is a joker.

Most election are won by strategy and having a structure that can push your interest in far remote village. Remove these two factors, popularity is a waste of time. And you know in APC only Tinubu has the two factors in large measure

Only Tinubu has shown the political strategy, enough to oust an incumbent president in 2015. I believe if Tinubu emerge and Buhari throws his support behind him, owning to the fact that Buhari still has some relevance in the north. And with Tinubu achievement in Lagos and his charm of always having the best minds on board. He’s going to clinch the Ticket.

just4fun:
Babe, you have a nice breast. Don't do anything to it. Just love yourself and move on...

Some guys like me no dey carry breast play oo.
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zexy2030:
Another solution is contact Hiv and let it graduate to a AIDS virus will finish that flesh in two days walahi.

Pls leave the breast alone. Enjoy the feeling, it's not bad.

Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

BosseJ:
Is this a joke or something? Peter Obi should have stayed in PDP and used his trending popularity as leverage to negotiate for VP slot with Atiku. But his political I.Q is too low to make him see the wisdom in that. He stood the best chance of getting Igbo into Aso rock within 8-yrs minimum (in the event that Atiku wins the presidency), but his ego got the best of him.

Mooh247:




Anoiting candidate


Oya make una find another annoiting candidate

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Transcriber:
Who did you offend?

I don't think I want to have a girl child in this society

nickyj19:
Nothing is more heartbreaking and embarrassing
than when a girl tells a man to knack her quick
and get up or when she was busy answering call
while you are still on top of her.


I remember in 2017 when i visited a female friend of mine
in Abia state. On thing led to another, boom we found
ourselves naked in the bed.

Another thing led to the other, boom we found ourselves
knacking. An the next thing I heard was ohhh Nicky do
quick and come down joor with a frowned face.
Omo at that moment my preek fall yakata. I felt so
embarrassed. That statement simply mean that I’m not
knacking her well and how she wanted it.
After that day, I deleted her number and blocked her
everywhere.
Three years later, we met again in Port
Harcourt. I took her to a nearby spot, we drank and gist.
Some moment later, I took her to a hotel room and gave
her the fvck of her life. I almost tore her Puna. After that
day, I deleted her number again and blocked her
everywhere till date.


Share your own experience guys.
Have A Girl Ever Told You To Knack Quick And
Stand Up?

Ndibuna:
I fvcked your mama dirty pvssy and found out

Your mama de smell sha

Ndibuna:
Hehehehe both are too close to each other

MadamVanessa:




You've a lovely family.

Your wife is beautiful and your children, you're not looking bad either.

gonni:
sit at home ws counciled why burn people's properties

Channah1:
Where are all the these Yaba left patients coming out from?

NotBeenPaid:

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Where’s the maturity you come online troll and insult people when in reality you can’t even measure up.

Too many kids on the internet!

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Channah1:
Hahahaaa

You won't understand.

fineboynl:
I hate it when I see boys with short Nika above there knees and with slippers and to worsting it they carry big iphone.

If seems they spent all their money on the iphone. Some of them cannot even afford a bottle of beer.

They don't spend money on other things other than that iphone thing.

People without the iphone even dress well, spend well and look rich richer. But the iphone is what those boys are using to cover up.

paracolaxnear1:
Asiwaju, the Lion of Bourdillon . This man is just everywhere you go.

martineverest:
Sign of diabetes

ahatson:
Get a natural honey apply it in the surface u will certainly get result sooner

ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

rippa:
Unlike some people begging everywhere for it.
Not because dey have anything to offer but because they wanna fulfil lifelong ambition.

foryourmind:
See the price of dollar today and you're still snorting substance.

Your Katsina god drove the exchange rate up more than 200% from 180 since he came.

SecretReporter:
Who one go there before ?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Keep mute..what's wrong with gays?
You are hateful homophobe..allow them be..if you don't wanna match then don't search and swipe...stick to gals let them stick to themself..stop the hate...they are all over Nigeria and in some years to come gay marriage is gonna be legalized..I wanna know what you are gonna do about it..

No one bothers you for being straight so why disturbing and whining over people's personal choice that doesn't affect you In any way?

Born2Breed:
https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-if-i-am-elected-president-edo-will-become-as-beautiful-as-lagos/amp