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@sayoddy, shaving sticks cut atimes, I used gillete 2weeks ago, I didn't knw I'd cut mysef, I just noticed that anytime I rinse the stick in a bowl the colour changes to red, that was wen I called dh n he said I have peeled my CS incision line. What a scary experience, we kept on cleaning severally n the blood kept on gushing until it was treated n the cotton wool n spirit was left on the surface. Dh blamed me ontop n for 2 days the bruises were painful. The best bet is to use hair removal, use bic shaving stick cos it's not really sharp or ask dh to shave for u.

@birg84, we kept all our belongings in the car n took the car key in with us during the interview. Besides y not snap ur passport somewhere else. I snapd it 900 for 4 copies inside ikota and 500 for anoda 4 copies in yabatech.

@rufemiguwa, congrats dearie. My desired gender n weight. Omo see yellow pawpaw.

@adorablewifey, Oya sama us one carton of diaper each for this birthday gift on ur dh behalf

@hormobollar, welcome to the most supernatural, scintillating, sextillating, speciallating, septemberlatting group, we r knw to be the Top on the list, to override Pple like zaynie tnks to our sugah and we provide the speciallating moment for you. Welcome on board. Sama president zaynie with 25litres of diesel n sugah 5 bales of 10k dollar currency. Welcome once again

I can't sleep ooo. Feel like eating amala and egusi soup.

@mitchyy, thank God there was money to spend wen it happened. May God replenish your pockets n may evil not occur again

adycatus:
Baby arrived 7.35am on 7th of May, thank God for a safe VD at Abrazo west valley hospital Arizona.Baby and Mama doing good.

Congrats to your family

When would people start thinking outside the box, just because their wives doesn't look as u expected doesn't mean they are not happily married. The cute couples that had a marital issue recently u insulted either the husband or Tiwa the wife now you are opening mouth to insult the ones that lasted for almost 10years. By the time you get to that bridge go and marry Mr or miss nigeria and see I that's what will put put or make the marriage. The ones abusing the couples must definitely be ugly or unpresentable as well. Msteew

May she RIP. #saynotodomesticviolence

Nigeria I hail thee, every thing in nigeria is an attack. God av mercy.

Since he's single and handsome, let him go work at a stripp*rs club. Instead of putin he's in a desperate situatn u r campaigning for him

Ourown:
Cookie,,, always and forever!!!

Cookie is the brain behind lucious, hakeem and jamal's success

@richieroxy, lucious? Then let me Starr running away from u. Lucious the devil's incarnate.

Thanks sugar.

Sugar I sent you a pm.

@All
Abeg what's the weather in NY like now.

Who is your favourite character in Empire. For me it's cookie.

Keep your answers rolling.

I nid som1 to keep me busy.

Nnystc:
my sister,
Dem nor dey tell person oh! I'm already seeing like 2-2.5k savings btw hospital and doc eeeh...
On top this PTA Vs black market wahala.

I don port remain... Monday morning make I begin make calls...

Any savings now na jackpot!

BTW, travelling in 2 weeks too.. we fit block for MMA... I will jus' keep my eye open for woman with long stomach

Since u both want to block, let's block together. Leaving in 2wks time.

Ewe

legendsilver:
I was just going through the internet and stumbled
upon a post of a frustrated Young woman which i wish to share with you.

Please Read to the End

"Dear Everyone,
My name is Cynthia and I have been married for a year now but I am already fed up with the marriage. I want out but my church is against divorce.

I met my husband, Ugochukwu, in church and in fact, it was the pastor that linked us together and he forbade us from having any form of premarital sex. Before I joined the church, I had had my fair share of playing around in school and I am a very sexually active woman.

We were not allowed to be alone so as to avoid any temptation and therefore, we got married barely six months after we began courting.

On the night of our wedding, when I expected to consummate our marriage, my husband pleaded tiredness due to the wedding and the reception.

Little did I know that he was hiding something from me until the third night that I practically forced him to have sex with me.
That was when I discovered that Ugo has the penis the size of a what a 10-year-old boy would have, that is when it is fully erect.

I was highly disappointed but I tried to cover it and get myself tuned to it but apart from having such a tiny manhood, Ugo could not last up to a minute.

And it has been the same all through and I am getting so frustrated by this. I cannot tell anyone, not even our pastor so as not to shame him.

He has given me the permission to have a sex partner outside but I can't do that while married to him.

I think the best thing to do is to divorce with but anytime I bring that up, he would cry and beg me not to leave him.
But for how long would I continue to stay in such a marriage?

I need advice fast.
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Didn't u court, not aving sex befor marriag doesn't mean not knowing or seeing some 1 or 2tynz about each other. My sis, stick with ur man n find a solution to h joystick.

Move on and step up.

Why not get pregnant and find out, tell God to change ur sex n experience the stretch marks, the vomitin, spitin, headaches, swollen legs n face, lack of sleep etc. I'm sure ur mum must av lashed u with words wen u told her about getin a mistress wen the time comes.

No
Yes
No

Do u av decent guys in ur neighbourhood, do u mingle with decent folks or do u look intimidating to those guys therefore not wantin to approach.

What was the state of the property before the lady moved in, bsyds the toilet mite b one hell of a plac she doesn't use. And if the place wasn't as bad as this then the bae must be the dirty n nonchalant type

It shows that he's not serious, i'll pay my bill and go home.

Yes

Thanks chijiuche, eventually booked airfrance cos of the reviews on Google.

@cutelas, thank God for such testimony a and favour, God bless ur lo.

@nykkystel
Your boy is super cute. Hapi 3month 2 him

@omowunmigan, abeg fear not, baba God has picked ur call teh teh. Just njoy ur pregy. Let me give u one small gist, ur sac is irregular cos ur testimony is goin to move mountains, cos on baby is going to be born greater than his/her predecessors inshort it's so cos u are expecting twins so let Notin bother u. God doesn't put his children to shame.

@hummingbird, u went Awol on us. Ow r the twins(es) now

@rukky, Owz my Abdul n my kicking agbeke.

@famfortune, you av to be strong for your dh at this trying moment, the grass is still going to be greener. I'll advice u talk ur dh into allowing in u to stay at mum' place 4 now pending the time tynz get beta n in anoda case, if you can still manage as u've bn doing b4 then stay hom and face this period togeda cos him seeing u n ur soon everyday mite be a source of inspiration for him not to give up. Above all, tighten ur wrapper n call on God cos he's the help of the helpless. May u testify soonest IJN

zaynie:
Oya raise that armpit....make fresh breeze blow.....carry dem boobies up....make dem cool down.......abeg cover your bombom..I no dey fan yansshh

Take this. Even though u no fan my yansh. Sha manage am beee be.

BritneyStacy:
Eya pele. ..reminds me of my predicament in Feb and March when it didn't reign for more than 3months in my town. I was virtually restless . My body was like send paper because of rashes. The last 2weeks weather has been manageable abit in my town. At least, it rains a little. My experience with heat in this pregnancy will make me time my next journey to fall in rainy season abeg. ....
I for fan you but wetin dey your menu to cook no be wetin dey hungry me to chop.

Oya manage this cos I knw u r the imported type, u no fit sabi chop akpu. Make sure u finish it oooo.

enkaydewdrop:
Cook the party jollof come first...
Then we can talk...
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