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MizMyColi: I came here to read comments


**Murdifyed**

OP,
You're not alone......that makes three of us.

sweetbaby22: why are you over thinking it...... just do it and don't imagine stuffs. its your brothers wife and u shouldn't see anything there.

its like you have started imagining things, and she trust u that's why she ask you to do it. take it easy oh

Mondisweets: Diary of a bitter black man
And they say women are the ones that are too emotional

eunisam: Marry his family and let him be in the friend zone.

Diffdeef: Nonsense! What your ex did was wrong!

recording the whole sex scene??

Infact,I personally want to see that video........!!





What nonsense!
Guys can be so heartless.

StrongPenis: I wasn't allowed to check my results back then; I landed at the school health centre twice just after checking my 100 level results. My babe begged me not to check the result again that she would check it for me. As at the time I was graduating, I was almost in first class based on the grades she said I had. I remember I had to seriously hustle money to give her to help me sort 3 of our lecturers so I could make A and then first class when I was in my finals. When I received my certificate, I saw third class.. I pee'd on myself. The b1tch deceived me!

Tell me where to go, tell me what to do
I'll be right there for you
Tell me what to say, no matter if it's true
I'll say it all for you




[Verse 1:]
I used to be the type of kid that would always
think the sky is falling
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved
in?
'Cause I don't belong in this world
That's why I'm scoffing at authority, defiant
often
Flying off at the handle at my mom, no dad
So I am non-compliant at home, at school I'm
just shy and awkward
And I don't need no goddamn psychologist
Tryna diagnose why I have all these underlying
problems
Thinking he can try and solve them
I'm outside chalking up drawings on the
sidewalk
And in the front drive talking to myself
Either that or inside hiding off in the corner
somewhere quiet
Trying not to be noticed 'cause I'm crying and
sobbing
I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking
Some cock sucker shoved me into a f***king
locker


'Cause he said that I eyeballed him
And if you fall, I'll get you there
I'll be your savior from all the wars that are
fought
Inside your world
Please have faith in my words



'Cause this is my legacy, legacy, eh
This is my legacy, legacy, eh
There's no guarantee,
It's not up to me,
We can only see
This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy.




[Verse 2:]
I used to be the type of kid that would always
think the sky is falling
Why am I so differently wired in my noggin?
'Cause sporadic as my thoughts come, it's mind
boggling
'Cause I obsess on everything in my mind small
shit
Bothers me but not my father, he said Sayonara
then split
But I don't give a shit I'm fine long as
There's batteries in my Walkman nothing's the
matter with me
Shit look on the bright side at least I ain't
walking
I bike ride through the neighborhood of my
apartment
Complex on a ten speed which I've acquired
parts that I
Find in the garbage, a frame, then put tires on it
Headphones on look straight ahead if kids try
and start s*h*it
But if this is all there is for me life offers
Why bother even try and put up a fight, it's
nonsense
But I think a light bulb just lit up in my
conscience
What about them rhymes I've been jottin'
They're kinda giving me confidence
Instead of tryna escape through my comics,
Why don't I just blast a little something like
Onyx
To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write
songs that
Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I
eyeballed him
Grab hold of my balls like that's right fight's on
bitch
Who would've knew from the moment I turned
the mic on that
I could be iconic, and my conquest
Is word to Phife Dawg from a tribe called Quest



This is my legacy, legacy, eh
This is my legacy, legacy, eh
There's no guarantee,
It's not up to me,
We can only see
This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy.




[Verse 3:]
I used to be the type of kid that would always
think the sky is falling
Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired's
awesome
'Cause if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to work
Words like this and connect lines like
crosswords
And use my enemy's words as strength
To try and draw from, and get inspired off em
'Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not
s*hi*t
By you wack fu*c*king giant sacks of lying dog
sh*****it
Now you shut up bitch, I am talking
Thought I was full of horseshit and now
You fu*c*king worship the ground in which I am
walking
Me against the world so what? I'm Brian
Dawkins
Versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense
So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami
Dolphins
It's the body bag game bitch I'm supplying
coffins
'Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian
Baldingers
You gon' die a ball licker I've been diabolical
With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus
You don't respect the legacy I leave behind y'all
can
Suck a dick, the day you beat me pigs'll fly out
my a***s
In a flying saucer full of Italian sausage
The most high exalting and I ain't halting
Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes
The best part about me is I am not you
I'm me and I'm the Fire Marshall and this is my
Legacy, legacy, eh



This is my legacy, legacy, eh
There's no guarantee, it's not up to me, we can
only see
This is my legacy, legacy
Legacy, legacy

"Call Me Maybe " is a song recorded by
Canadian singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen
for her EP Curiosity (2012) and appearing on
her international debut album, Kiss . The song
was written by Jepsen and Tavish Crowe as a
folk song, but its genre was modified to pop
following the production by Josh Ramsay . It
was released as the lead single from the EP on
September 20, 2011, through 604 Records.
Jepsen was signed to Schoolboy Records ,
releasing her single in the United States
through the label, as the first single from Kiss .
Musically, "Call Me Maybe" is an upbeat teen
pop track that draws influences from dance-pop
and disco . Lyrically, the track alludes to the
inconvenience that a love at first sight brings to
a girl who hopes for a call back from a crush .
The song received generally positive reviews
from contemporary critics. "Call Me Maybe" has
attained commercial success worldwide,
reaching number one in Australia, Canada,
Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France,
Hungary, Ireland, Luxembourg, New Zealand,
Poland, Slovakia, Switzerland, the United
Kingdom and the United States, while peaking
inside the top three in Austria, Belgium
(Flanders & Wallonia), Germany, Israel, Japan,
Netherlands, Norway, and Sweden. After
reaching the top position on the Canadian Hot
100, Jepsen became only the fifth Canadian
artist to do so in her home country since 2007.
In the United States, the track reached number
one on the Billboard Hot 100 and the Pop
Songs chart. The song is the first number
one by a Canadian female artist on the
Billboard Hot 100 chart since 2007's " Girlfriend"
by Avril Lavigne .


An accompanying music video was directed by
Ben Knechtel. In it, Jepsen seeks the attention
of an attractive boy next door who is revealed
at the close of the story to be attracted to a
male band member. As part of promotion for
the song, Jepsen performed the track on The
Ellen DeGeneres Show , where she made her US
television debut, and at the 2012 Billboard
Music Awards. "Call Me Maybe" has been
covered by several artists, including Katy Perry , Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Cosgrove , Reel Big
Fish , Dan Deacon , Fun , Big Time Rush , R5 , Lil'
Wayne , The Chipettes , Enter Shikari , Ben
Howard , "Weird Al" Yankovic, Cody Simpson ,
The Saturdays , and parodied by Cookie
Monster and some of the news staff of National
Public Radio . It was also covered on "The New
Rachel ", the season premiere episode of the
fourth season of Glee.

I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me, maybe!

lertee: Lovely couple.

Happy married life