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PhonesRe: Get 530MB On Your GLO Sim For Free by simdam500(m): 9:45pm On Sep 30, 2014
iamrealdeji: Lmao,translation=Yo ba epon e
lolz
PhonesRe: Infinix Mock Iphone Too? by simdam500(m): 9:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
exxell: My father usually tells me that when people mock you like this for no just cause, it means you are doing something right or you are far ahead than them. Because of that, all of them will always seek the slightest opportunity to mock you . Do you guys even know that if we put together all infinix phones in the whole
World together and sell them, we wont be able to generate enough funds to build Apple headquarters? I have been using an Iphone for the past seven years... Starting from 3GS... Mehn, this phone is tha bomb! All these beefing is even making my craving for the iphine six increase! Apple is a class of its own
kudos to JOBS...
PhonesRe: Ello: A New Social Media Site Threatens Facebook. by simdam500(m): 9:26pm On Sep 30, 2014
egopersonified: No ads for how long? Havent being to my fb page for like three yrs so I dont see myself having an ello account, nl and google does it just fine for me. Thanks anyway.
u dont wanna know... A friend once accuse me making nairaland my default search...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Thread For Rozzay Nd Her Baby Boo Sameer1212(nlanders Kip Off) by simdam500(m): 9:01pm On Sep 30, 2014
rozzay: I'm sowy it wasn't my fault nd u can't blame me cos I felt if u were serious ud have sent me a pm but u neva did.
awwwww!
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 8:36pm On Sep 30, 2014
Psalmpy: How long will one wait for this adm. Lists
lautech abeg onveil d list make we knw our fate
not a single list was published on their site... Smh
Christianity EtcRe: Joseph, Me And Potipher's Wife by simdam500(m): 8:35pm On Sep 30, 2014
Joseph in heaven be like esere do u think such opportunity will come again and i won't take? Lol


Another thing is if you dance with his wife and he wants to make you a prime minister you just burnt your seat(God forbid)
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 8:03pm On Sep 30, 2014
furetin: dear we are all hoping on God had 50 and i am also a chemistry aspirant lets juss keep our fingers crossed cuz theres no cut off mark yet. I heard it is 70 students that will be admitted for chemistry.
no cutoff mark yet?

Is that going to be applicable to the physics student too?
SportsRe: Watching A Football Match With Your Wife At Home by simdam500(m): 8:57am On Sep 30, 2014
and how many times is this jokes goinna make fp...


repetition of fp topic since 1818
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2014
QUESTION TIME

Uncle: What’s 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don’t know.
Uncle: ! You can’t answer such a cheap sum…Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Uncle, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick?
Uncle: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Can’t you pick both? Na Poverty go kill you.
dedicated to us all...

keep laughing as u await your result
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 7:16am On Sep 28, 2014
obaayo2: 1st to say a biG AMEN
u no sleep too?
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 6:58am On Sep 28, 2014
Morning people... My nite was too long, i kept refreshing each time i wake up from sleep... But what am sure of is that





as for me and d rest nairaland aspiring... We'll make it
EducationRe: Just Finished Marking WAEC. I Cry For Our Future. by simdam500(m): 9:45pm On Sep 27, 2014
It really that bad now?
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 9:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
Benjaminbest: check dis out
what out pls?
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 6:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Davido Smooches Ghanaian Beauty Queen (PHOTOS & Dating Rumour) by simdam500(m): 5:55pm On Sep 27, 2014
i cant see smooching wink
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 5:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
slimyusup: JUST DOWNLOADED ADOBE PDF VIEWER FILE BECAUSE I KNOW THE NAMES WILL BE IN PDF FORMAT, REFRESHING THERE NEWS PAGE LIKE #KILODE
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 5:19pm On Sep 27, 2014
furetin: Eyes PEELED
RELAX Ehn!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How To Edit A Scanned Leaflet? by simdam500(m): 4:39pm On Sep 27, 2014
charlisco: try ABBYY software. it work best. i have be using it for upto three years now
good pls what version are u using and can u please help me with the serial keyhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2014
WALKS IN WALKS OUT
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How To Edit A Scanned Leaflet? by simdam500(m): 12:08pm On Sep 27, 2014
since 2006 though, but i'll suggest you now use ABBY FINE READER now that we are in the future
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 10:26am On Sep 27, 2014
Oh yes! There's a course title
AgricultureRe: Why Can't Apples Grow In Nigeria? by simdam500(m): 9:02am On Sep 27, 2014
Am here to read!
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 8:31am On Sep 27, 2014
ayomidegambari: you are very stupid for that statement bro, pasting facts or news about the school here, does that put food on ma table or dash me a penny?..if you int know hw 2 construct a sensible statements abt som1, y don't u scroll d hell up?..hear more FACT: ama student of lasu studying law. So because someone will dash me money dats y pasted those abi, bro go learn hw 2 interact wit pple u dnt know, dnt butt in som1 affairs if u aint complete upstairs anymore. IDIOT!!!
lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 9:11pm On Sep 26, 2014
coded80: they said tommorow evening,b4 mid-night
waiting patiently
EducationRe: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by simdam500(m): 8:57pm On Sep 26, 2014
When is the result gona be release?
Jokes EtcRe: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(op): 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2014
Chinese Caller:

Hello can i speak to Annie wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan and I need to talk to Annie Wan!

Operator: I know you are somone and you want to talk to anyone, But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well Just tell my sister Annie Wan, that Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Averi Wan is on to the hospital.

Operator: Look, If no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this.

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree!

Caller: I hate english!!
Jokes EtcRe: Describe Seun With One Word by simdam500(m): 1:53pm On Sep 26, 2014
believer!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Childhood Days Biscuits by simdam500(m): 1:50pm On Sep 26, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Why Would My Husband Watch Pronographic Films? by simdam500(m): 1:44pm On Sep 26, 2014
pity him naw... like if he ask you for sex you are gonna give him during your pregnancy.

let him feel himself a bit wink

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