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CelebritiesRe: Reasons Why Nigerian Actresses Find It Difficult To Marry (early) by simdam500(m): 6:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
My own take is, is their engine not going to rust? Who assist in servicing it? Who helps in handling it? Who chew the head? Don't they feel like passing out all nighthuh

More questions though but lemme stop here

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*aboki give me vaseline* it been long kiss undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe & Husband Cuddle In New Photo by simdam500(m): 2:29pm On Feb 20, 2015
This time.... I love the guy not the babe...


He got the nice pose....
RomanceRe: I Need An Advice :'( by simdam500(m): 2:04pm On Feb 20, 2015
It not your problem and not your fight Hon undecided ... it his, if he feels hes ready for you, you won't find her in the scene in a second.

All you need is give him the ultimatum and expect him to fashi the babe commot undecided undecided
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities Divided Over The Cancellation Of ‘Pass’ Grade by simdam500(m): 1:56pm On Feb 20, 2015
Present sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Steps Out Looking Like A Doll (Photos) by simdam500(m): 1:55pm On Feb 20, 2015
She looks beautiful....



I'll love to have her cookie kiss
Jokes EtcRe: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by simdam500(m): 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
As a guy, if I find a Gurl that posses all this ability....

I go run...

6 and 7 tho... undecided
CelebritiesRe: Waconzy Shows Off His HIV Test Result After Running The Test(photo) by simdam500(m): 1:34pm On Feb 20, 2015
I hope it trends among our celebs and I'll start to doubt those that can't flaunt theirs... undecided undecided undecided

Waconzy is cool... don't know why he never dropped another track since sad
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by simdam500(m): 12:22pm On Feb 20, 2015
kstyle2: E get 1 covenant babe wey dey send me steady....4 my mind, I dey say this na person future wife o...afta all d spiritual training in their uni sef....
Lol... spiritual training for where?

Those ladies get evil training wey pass reverend own sef cheesy
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by simdam500(m): 11:28am On Feb 20, 2015
jingh: If d one he don see 4 rum no enough, make e ask im mama 4 nude pics
U eh! grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: My First Time In A Cinema by simdam500(m): 10:49am On Feb 20, 2015
Naijasinglegirl: He explained that's the new company policy so no one goes in with any item that is not sold at silverbird. According to him, the price slash had led to an abuse of the arena as someone was caught eating from a foodflask of goat meat some days back and now there was a big rat they've been trying to kill in the cinema without success.
Funny!!! Would love to have experienced that...

Am sure the person was a lady. Ehn cheesy cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: My First Time In A Cinema by simdam500(m): 10:44am On Feb 20, 2015
olu4life: Hahahahahaha.... Na una type I enjoy watching whenever I'm In the mall. Will seat at one corner close to the lift/elevator... Always hilarious

@OP I gbadun ur style jawe. That was how I wanted to form first time at d cinema and I ordered popcorn and drinks for I and my friends. On hearing d price,I jejely return am. The attendant was laughing and I joined her too. No b by force na
Lol... am joining the laughter crew... grin grin grin
EducationRe: Is It Advisable To Laminate Your Certificate? by simdam500(m): 10:12am On Feb 20, 2015
greall12: old thread
I tire ooo...



Anyway op... aside laminating, you can scan and send to your mail...

Don't get it laminated, cos u might meet someone like me that doubt every single thing that comes with excuse. Like "I was trying to protect it, so, so so"

Best u should do is put it in a A4 size bag. It sold in the market. And not all everything u have u let cockroaches eat... atleast if u have a cloth worth million, u no go fit secure am?
PoliticsRe: Armoured Tank Nigerian Soldiers Captured From Boko Haram Recently (Photo) by simdam500(m): 10:01am On Feb 20, 2015
Weldone NA....


Kudos... I just hope we still have the previously acquired ones from them...


Can somebody translate, what that Arabic text means in English
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2142200_clearedit_jpeg046e54c5ee4088b4817a8442796db6f0
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by simdam500(m): 8:40am On Feb 20, 2015
She looks hot kiss

Sexilly made
PoliticsRe: Buhari Flown Abroad For Prostate Cancer Checkup - The Herald by simdam500(m): 8:35am On Feb 20, 2015
He's not healthy enough to rule.... so I support him stepping down....



Somebody like the kano gov should take his place undecided
TravelRe: IS This Kano? by simdam500(m): 8:14am On Feb 20, 2015
I need to go there someday.... looks too beautiful.... am doubting undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2015
mobolaji88: omo ale jati jati!!
Wa gba yi omo mi! kiss
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:31pm On Feb 19, 2015
sweetbaby22: kiss
U love his reply abi... that dude is really not himself... he's high on something I guess is from india


I bet it with u when he comes back, he will be disappointed at his own comments... let see undecided undecided undecided grin
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Freksy: [s]I would hear from two of them, whether my wife is at fault or not, sincere apology and plea for forgiveness for such violent/animalistic behavior would be mandatory.

Though I would not raise my hand on her, but would sternly condemn her action and reprimand her. I would also be on knees and beg my mother for forgives. It would also be a course of wisdom to ensure my wife receives scriptural counsels.[/s]

Nevertheless, it's worth mentioning that the most important person to me on earth presently is my wife. My family in which I am the head, is different from my mother's family whose headship belongs to my father. It's a great show of ignorance when I hear grown-up married men referring to their parents' family as theirs.
The bolded I'll buy...

The strike is poo undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
hensben: If she slap my mum i go just dey laugh sad
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
U fit kill person
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:11pm On Feb 19, 2015
hbpeze: I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
bellychiz: Oluwa o.
grin grin omo gba jen simi cry cry
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:08pm On Feb 19, 2015
LaRoyalHighness: Lol... Ain't you punishing your self? Three months! Where will you eat? Please don't tell me that you will starve for 3 months.

..where will you sleep? Couch?

*just worried about you.
Don't mind the dude.... 6 month sex starve...

As if, She won't taste their landlord son potato before he says jack undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 6:03pm On Feb 19, 2015
Sparkle777: Na wah oo. See as guys dey para. Abeg oo na joking question be dat oo bfor una go go hammer una wife oo.
The only way I can ever slap my mil is if she puts Oyo tribal marks on my baby s face in my absence. grin grin.
Just kidding, cos she wont and I cantnt.
If your boo is from oyo... start sounding it clearly cos me sef go join hand grin ... grin grin
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 5:57pm On Feb 19, 2015
Suljosh: I won't slap or beat her up. But I won't eat her food for 3 months, and also will sleep in separate rooms. And she will apologize to my mum on her knees. After all this no se*x for 6 month that's all.
Is that a form of punishment in India? Cos here in Naija, it a great opportunity...

Naija ladies call it once in life time opportunity...

Try another option brah undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2015
freecocoa: As all of una dey hear dey threaten fire and brimstone, I sha hope una mothers no fit slap una wife too, because e get as your mama go take slap me, hmmm....
Hmmmm... why do I sense u stop at hmm cos u know u can undecided
RomanceRe: OMG: Pictures Of A Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Boyfriend by simdam500(m): 5:49pm On Feb 19, 2015
mukthar2000: Don't be deceived, look that pics very well the person on his kneels is guy
Look very well undecided

There is photoshop, but not all pics have experienced the hand of photoshop...

I'll buy the idea of it a movie scene...
RomanceRe: OMG: Pictures Of A Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Boyfriend by simdam500(m): 5:44pm On Feb 19, 2015
Lexusgs430: When the girl don wait taya, and bobo no gree seek initiative. Na to take the bull by hin horn remain nah !!!!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2137077_bullbynhorn_jpeg7e6f7a510c7ef7ff216035e3c9ad0d1c

Lwkmd
RomanceRe: OMG: Pictures Of A Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Boyfriend by simdam500(m): 5:32pm On Feb 19, 2015
Coldfeet: This one na acting joor! God punish the man weh i go propose to him come dey kiss me for foreheadangry him for kukuma give her hand shake.
Cold feet won't even allow u to undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simdam500(m): 12:40pm On Feb 19, 2015
An2elect2: na u get house?
She's not a nigerian lipsrsealed

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