₦airaland Forum

toshmann:
2:20 pm
This girl still never come yet. She for tell me say she get bobo

Another valentine gone


[size=19pt]Wetin i go take this condom do now?. . . . . . perhaps i should call Jane, its better than being alone today [/size]

babyosisi: Cococandy,ordinarily we would have gone to Olive garden or cheese cake factory for a romantic dinner but I just tell am now make we go eat isiewu somewhere.
Why must it be Oyibo dinner?
Let us go and wash hand and slaughter one bowl of isiewu each and drink maltina for a change this valentine
Suya for appetizers
We are Nigerians jor

Aare2050: Dis girl done fall my hand with another 'geesi' check the tweet for what I'm saying....

pretydiva: Mctewww. She couldn't even write in simple English

misspatsy: coca cola came 2 yct 2 do it 4 students n sell 2 cans of coke at d rate of a hundred naira.1 with ur name d other anoda name

misspatsy: Derz no downgrading here cos most pple don't take coke cos of d gas in it....I don't either but had my name customized 4 me though www.nairaland.com/attachments/2122188_img00407201502101702_jpeg6021ea783abb285c3b3dd2395a0e8594

blessedvisky: let me guess, he bought saw dust and filled the room with it right??

blessedvisky: pls what's the answer to this one??

Apitch: First the odd numbers eliminated the even numbers and 50 where left, also the sword is with no1 guy
Secondly they eliminated again and 25were left ine the sequence of 1, 5, 9, 13 ... And since it's no longer an even number, I had to manually cancel out the numbers till 57th guy was the last man standing

Apitch: 4 |3 |8
9 |5 |1
2 |7 |6

Apitch: That of 100people killing the next person, it's 57

Mhizkel:
It's because some girls are just so dumb..Dey tink giving a guy their virginity will prove their love or make d guy love dem more
Tank God am still a Virgin

Bonapart: Not here in Pakistan. You will get killed for skipping skul

diddydiva: it is because these young girls have immature minds that can easily be twisted by free gifts and fake love.

it is on Valentine because it is the day to show Nigerians version of love.

crazysaint: Itz natural that val day was made for a numbers of ladies to be deflowered! Toto the sweeeeeeeet o, who know should know am o, who know taste should taste am o....... Toto the make sense o