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EventsRe: Abuja Pool Party Holds As Startimes, Razor Sharp Support With Loud Give-aways by simonlee(m): 9:57pm On Apr 26, 2019
pool party and everybody is all dressed up like like that... nobody go swim?
Car TalkRe: Moment A Parked All-electric Tesla Model S Car Exploded In A Garage by simonlee(m): 7:32pm On Apr 22, 2019
Mehn... If no be benz leave that thing1!

PoliticsRe: Army Commends Ugwuanyi For Training Traffic Personnel On Discipline by simonlee(m): 7:29pm On Apr 22, 2019
Teadavid23:
Mtcheeeeew

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 3) On 21st April 2019 by simonlee(m):
my ticket!
BusinessJumia Vouchers For Sale (carry Go Price) by simonlee(op): 10:28pm On Jul 21, 2018
Hello Nairalanders
I have about five Jumia voucher codes valued at N450 each.
I'm not really into buying stuff online and so if anyone is interested in getting them off my hands, please WhatsApp me on 08063058403.
thanks
BusinessRe: Fatima Indimi Fights Sister, Hauwa For Wedding Ex Boyfriend, Abubakar Yar’Adua by simonlee(m): 1:42pm On Jun 25, 2018
These bloggers sef...

wetin you want make we do now?

CelebritiesRe: Maleke: I Vow To Collect 3 Slaps From My Friends If Nigeria Fails To Win Iceland by simonlee(m): 5:07pm On Jun 22, 2018
Person face go red today!

CrimeRe: Premature Baby Found Inside A Gutter In Kaduna (graphic Pic). by simonlee(m): 11:17am On Jun 14, 2018
And some women are there jumping from prayer house to another looking for the fruit of the womb, spending millions on IVF just to carry a child...whereas some hoeloshos are there dumping these priceless gifts in gutters.
I weep for women... huh huh

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Photoshops Himself Into Nude Photo Of Beyonce & Jay Z by simonlee(m): 1:23pm On Jun 12, 2018
How can you photoshop yourself wearing sunshades on the bed with nude Rihanna... like is everything alright? huh

Car TalkRe: This Old 1963 Ferrari Becomes The Most Expensive Car Ever Sold - See Price by simonlee(m): 2:51pm On Jun 08, 2018
Trash... I still love my first car grin grin

CrimeRe: 3 Men Steal N4.3M Cat Fish At Osogbo Fish Pond by simonlee(m): 11:09am On Jun 08, 2018
Panic not... we are on their case as we speak! grin grin

TV/MoviesThe Day Wakandans Visited Nigeria (photo) by simonlee(op): 11:04am On Jun 08, 2018
I was walking to the office when i came across this vehicle packed outside the state command of the Nigerian Police force in Port Harcourt rivers state. Believe you me this vehicle was parked just outside the state command building! I bet the car is made of Vibranium! Wakander forever grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre Opens Up On Bambam & What Went Wrong Between Them by simonlee(m):
The annoying part of this thread is that Tobi didn't even say anything about Bambam in the interview.
If i swear for the NL Mod that Pushed this to FP now... People will ask me what made me enter the thread and even commented.

So, let me just mind my business lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: “shine Your Eyes”, Hon Adebutu Charges Youth, Electorates by simonlee(m): 11:29am On May 24, 2018
With his head like watermelom there....Thats how one aspirant was forming Blackpanther just to get our votes...

I dont't know what exactly i expect from these politicians now that 2019 is coming fast,but i just dont want to hear any rubbish from one hungry Igbo or senseless afonja please... we already know what to do
#BackToDaura

FTC...Seun where is the money you usually give people who reach here?

PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan At Wike's Thanksgiving Service In Port Harcourt (Photos) by simonlee(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2018
Was there live and direct for the service...

The highlight of Wike's remark.. "Anyone who God gave sight and he/she says she cannot see the achievement of my administration.... May they never see again!"



Zombies after the service the service were like...

PoliticsRe: Saraki Vs IGP: No Appointment For Senate Delegation To Buhari by simonlee(m): 12:50pm On May 21, 2018
Lanretoye:
Useless senate,they wanto manipulate this country to suit all their purposes...I can smell how gradually irrelevant they are becoming.
Take it easy... my father is in that red chamber and he's not irrelevant to our family grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Saraki Vs IGP: No Appointment For Senate Delegation To Buhari by simonlee(m): 12:49pm On May 21, 2018
aolawale025:
What a confused government
No one is as confused as the people who voted them into power right now... grin

Its like bragging that you know how to cook, only for you to mix nonsense but you just have to smile while eating it because your friends are watching! grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Saraki Vs IGP: No Appointment For Senate Delegation To Buhari by simonlee(m): 12:48pm On May 21, 2018
January it was sex dolls
February it was Snake and 36million
March it was Monkey and 70 million
April it was Davido and assurance
May its now Transmission commision



I just cant wait for June grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Collapses In Court by simonlee(m): 10:20am On May 21, 2018
The way Metuh is acting this film... we the American Film Academy are considering him for an Oscar this year! wink

CrimeRe: Confession Of Notorious Eiye Cult Leader Who Has Killed Many Innocent People by simonlee(m): 10:19am On May 21, 2018
Nogodye:
They look like Northerners...
Za ka ci Ubanka ai...

CelebritiesRe: Aisha Abimbola To Be Buried In Canada Today by simonlee(m): 3:31pm On May 17, 2018
Auladimeji:
cry Well I can't waste my RIP, You will only RIP if obeys God's command. that's all
For f*cks sake mahn...

TravelRe: Truck Hits Man's Car In Benue, Drags It Along The Road As Occupant Screams by simonlee(m): 3:30pm On May 17, 2018
Auladimeji:
Transmission, transmitted, I mean transition, transaction sorry,
Transformers, I mean Tradition, kidnapping, arm robing.
Oga Inspector General, we dey hail oooh,
Lazy Nigerian police. .
After all this (Transmission) you people will not let Street Hustlers rest,
Abeg carry ur transformers and Tradition away,
Oga (Transaction)
I'll here about this for the next 3 weeks!

TravelRe: Truck Carrying Onions Had Accident In Koto, Kogi, Many Injured, Dead (Graphic) by simonlee(m): 3:31pm On May 14, 2018
What a waste of onions!

If PDP in its 16 years in power had fixed that road and those onions had made the market, they would have added to Nigeria's GDP...

RomanceRe: I Wonder Why Their Is No Pretty Ladies In Narialand? by simonlee(m): 11:14am On May 10, 2018
revontuli:
What does shaku shaku mean?
its a Nigerian dance move initiated by our very own "Olamide". It was popularized in his hit single "science student". you can get videos of the dance moves on youtube for your delight and entertainment grin
CrimeRe: Lawyer Bought New Knives To Kill Husband – Police by simonlee(m): 4:26pm On May 08, 2018
du
CelebritiesRe: 'I Am Spending The Rest Of My Life With Chioma - Davido To Birthday Guests (Vide by simonlee(m): 4:40pm On May 01, 2018
When I said that I saw Chioma at the annual "jazz" convention last year...people said I was over exaggerating...

PoliticsRe: President Buhari With Dangote In Washington As He Prepares To Meet Trump by simonlee(m): 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2018
I hope Dangote talks some sense into the dullard to minimize casualties when he meets Trump. I've had enough of his sh*t already sad sad

CrimeRe: Greek Woman: "Edo Ashawo Infected My Married Nigerian Friend With HIV" (Video) by simonlee(m): 9:44am On Apr 27, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


NOTHING BEATS RAW SEX....

But ppol shud take precautions sha... This is the most scariest part when u find out that ur married to a manwhore... embarassed


They dont know what RESPECT means..for them, fvcking around unprotected juz to scratch their itchy diick will make them satisfied... angry angry angry
TAKE IT EASY N.. HABA

YOUR COMMENTS SHOULD BE SENSORED

CelebritiesRe: 2018 BBNaija Finalists Continue Their Media Tour As They Stop By Cool FM (Photo) by simonlee(m): 2:44pm On Apr 26, 2018
After celebrating the end of BBN with 2 bottles and 1K Suya... NL Mods are still tormenting me like never before. maka why?

CrimeRe: Herdsmen Kill Seven In Benue Church by simonlee(m): 2:38pm On Apr 26, 2018
*TERRORISM*
Current definition is any individual or group that uses violence to achieve a political goal. Its just disheartening that Buhari's gov't doesn't believe that the Fulani herdsmen fit that definition. I weep for Nigeria cry cry

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