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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment 2021 by SimpleGuy001: 8:28am On Jan 25, 2022
joka:
Kayodejohnsen@gmail.com
please how do I apply to pwc. kindly help me with this
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 9:44pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jerryhare:
Prophecy Fulfilled.. Come home guys
Who prophesied this?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 8:59pm On Jan 23, 2022
baralatie:
The did not study anything!
They are just packing the bus
No. They studied the team well, our wingers were our strength. Mark them out and Nigeria will have issues and that is what they did.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 8:48pm On Jan 23, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:
They are doubling up on our wingers....smart stuff..it will be hard to crack these guys
You understand the game perfectly. They’ve held the wingers down so we are having it difficult against them. They should change the attacking style this second half, their eyes are already on the wingers
SportsRe: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : Burkina Faso Vs Gabon (7 - 6) pens On 23rd Jan 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 7:46pm On Jan 23, 2022
Someone help with a streaking link apart from hesgoal. It’s down embarassed
SportsRe: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : Burkina Faso Vs Gabon (7 - 6) pens On 23rd Jan 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 7:41pm On Jan 23, 2022
leathalbeast:
u guys are boastful.. Tunisia will beat u guys.
I thought Ghana has been kicked out already so please stand one side. Go and get ready for another beating from Nigeria in the WC qualifiers
EducationHR Personnels, Please Assist With This Question. by SimpleGuy001(op): 4:14pm On Jan 17, 2022
Please I just want to ask a question. Does including courses with certificates from online edtechs like udemy, coursera and likes good in CV?

Like in a professional cv that is to be submitted to corporate organizations.
CareerRe: The Life Of A Millennial Looking To Retire At 40 by SimpleGuy001: 11:05am On Jan 14, 2022
Jarus:
Don't feel pressured. Your first class will get you invites for several job tests. If you can pass the tests and interview, you should not have issue getting good jobs. At least in Big 4 who recruit annually and on merit.

Read my website jarushub.com for resources on labour market.

I'm a first class grad myself and alhamdulillah, it helped me.
Hello sir, I said I’ll be back regarding your training for corpers. Please I’ll like to enrol for that now, 2 months into my nysc already, I want to start equipping myself already for the labor market.

Please how do I enrol? Thanks as I await your response.
CareerRe: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by SimpleGuy001: 7:19pm On Jan 12, 2022
NekkyCee:
I'm really sorry, the portal has been closed.
Does that mean no more recruitment for this year?
CareerRe: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by SimpleGuy001: 10:27am On Jan 12, 2022
NekkyCee:
I think you'll be scheduled for the stream 2. I'll encourage you to still apply if you meet the requirements.
Ma, can I still pm for the application?
CareerRe: ICAN May 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by SimpleGuy001: 6:20pm On Jan 08, 2022
Okedi95:
When can we expect the release of nov 2021diet result
Some of us need to plan
Please can I get softcopy of ican study pack, the recently released one. Thanks sir
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by SimpleGuy001: 4:14pm On Jan 05, 2022
Evening bosses, please if you know how to outbound well. Especially LinkedIn outbound (getting mails from LinkedIn), kindly quote me. Thanks bosses
RomanceRe: Look at the Rubbish I'm Cooking Because of No Money [Picture] by SimpleGuy001: 12:37am On Dec 21, 2021
WickedPisa:
Coinmarketcap.com
look for newly added coins. reddit too
Reddit isn’t too helpful but coinmarket is, thanks
RomanceRe: Look at the Rubbish I'm Cooking Because of No Money [Picture] by SimpleGuy001: 11:50pm On Dec 20, 2021
WickedPisa:
ilegend go buy anji
you wont find it on binance or hotbit o, but pancake swap get am sha
they just list am on Lbank today
very promising looking coin, selling at 0.0006 now o
Boss how do I get updates on which coins to buy like this? Where can I see updates like this boss, thanks
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SimpleGuy001: 11:17pm On Dec 20, 2021
sircatherine45:
Actually, I don't buy coins to hold for long term. I buy coins for short term and cash out. For instance, I buy a shitcoin at 10k, once I get like 50% profit, I cashout by converting to a stablecoin. I've been able to make over 500k using this principle.

But you must be patient and ready to research.
Shit Coins like?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SimpleGuy001: 11:17pm On Dec 20, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:
This guy don mad. Wetin ladies do am?
grin grin
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by SimpleGuy001: 6:46am On Dec 13, 2021
pstmikol1:
Good evening sir, please am a final year student of accounting, I am currently stuck on my project, please Sir help me with your project material to serve as a guide for me and possibly I may use your project topic but with some adjustment and everything will be change. Please I don't have anyone to do it for me, I know no one, please because of God help me since our school is different, it will serve as a guide for me or any other help you can render please. I pray for God's mercy in your service year. Thank you
Send your email
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by SimpleGuy001: 10:09pm On Dec 03, 2021
Scholar94:
Good evening bro. Sorry for my late response. For KPMG, just be on look out for their GT application window. They can put it out anytime. Also I will advise you start going through GMAT/shl now if you aren't so good in test. That could be a big barrier. Also I will advise you apply as soon as the application window open. It doesn't matter whether you are or not done with nysc. All these big 4 don't ask for nysc cert until you are close to getting offer and most time the recruitment process could span for more than 6 months.

For the resources, I don't know if I can still access some of them on my system again. I'm only sure I still have MBB related materials and have sent that to you already
Ok thanks
PropertiesRe: Room And Parlour Self Contain Needed In Abeokuta by SimpleGuy001: 11:10pm On Nov 30, 2021
oliverwrites:
I will reply you sometimes this week.
Ok thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by SimpleGuy001:
Scholar94:
Yea. I'm fine. Thank you. I hope you are too.
If you're referring to KPMG process, I don't think they have any specific period for that. Their recruitment is all year round. But I feel it's not too early to start preparing
Nice, this is great then. As I’m just starting nysc, do you think it will be nice to apply around June since I’ll be passing out by next year September? Or I should just submit my application early next year?

Also, how does one apply?

Furthermore, any resource you could help me with. (Email: lajid401@gmail.com) Thanks for the McKinsey one you sent the other time ( one needs to have multiple options, at least one might be successful).

Please pardon my ignorance and my too many questions, have been following you with my other moniker since your McKinsey experience days on nairaland so I thought I should be keeping up with you since you’ve gone through these processes and have enough experience on them.

Modified: @scholar94 haven’t heard from you. Kindly assist me with the above.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by SimpleGuy001: 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2021
Scholar94:
Congratulations boss
Good evening boss, trust you’re great. Please I want to know when next aptitude test will be coming up. Currently doing my nysc and will like to start preparing for the process. Thanks
SportsRe: Ballon d'Or Ranking update by SimpleGuy001: 9:55pm On Nov 29, 2021
And Messi won
PropertiesRe: Room And Parlour Self Contain Needed In Abeokuta by SimpleGuy001: 2:24pm On Nov 24, 2021
oliverwrites:
Do you know any housing agents?
Boss please check your email. I sent an email regarding your writing stuff. Thanks
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by SimpleGuy001: 11:44pm On Nov 18, 2021
Naijabad:
I wouldn't have been where I am today without ICAN.

After qualification, make sure you add some skills relevant to accounting such as excel skill, Sound knowledge of IFRS, Good knowledge of Nigerian tax laws and how to defend tax position, Knowledge of international finance, know how to recover excess bank charges from dubious banks (because 90% of Nigerian Banks are dubious), etc.

If you are good at the above, you will consult for other companies aside your primary place of employment.

What I have earned from side hustle is far more than what I currently earn per month, all thanks to FCA after my name.

As per difficulty, ICAN of today is one of the easiest exams any slowpoke can pass.
Good evening sir, as a graduate of accounting. What stage I’m i to start from and how long will it take be to be a chartered accountant assuming I pass all the exams.
HealthRe: Please Help With Not Going To Toilet Frequently by SimpleGuy001(op): 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2021
alphaNomega:
Drink more water. Target 2-3 litres everyday
Ok thanks
HealthPlease Help With Not Going To Toilet Frequently by SimpleGuy001(op): 2:42pm On Oct 27, 2021
Hi guys,

So I recently just went to NYSC camp in a new state. Today makes it 5 days now that I have not been to the toilet, I usually don’t go to toilet often (once a week sometimes maybe twice), that has always been my nature but anytime I go to toilet, I discharge a lot grin

Is this something to be worried about?

I’m worried because I think I’ve eaten a lot in the last 2 days. Was sick in the 3 days I got camp maybe due to change of environment.

How do I improve my bowel movement?
TravelRe: Couple Fishing In Muddy Ohi - Orogwe Road, Owerri, Imo (Photos) by SimpleGuy001: 9:12am On Oct 22, 2021
@ bigsecret

Trust you’re great over there. I want to ask a question regarding your application process at the unis abroad.

Did you write Toefl exam before you applied? Was it requested? Thanks as I await your response.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Malmo UCL (4 - 0) On 20th October 2021 by SimpleGuy001: 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2021
drealbenard:
To be honest, our defenders are the ones holding these Chelsea team together. None of our strikers are in form cry
Exactly
FamilyRe: Am I Wrong by SimpleGuy001(op): 7:25pm On Oct 20, 2021
Karleb:
If you are not close to your dad, then it's his fault, not yours.

My own dad is like yours and he's not helping matters by trying to force the relationship now.

I relate my mum well! We've done everything a mother and son should do together and it's always cool to talk to her on phone unlike with my Dad where I will have to choose my words carefully.

Bro, you're normal! Keep being you.
Thanks
FamilyRe: Am I Wrong by SimpleGuy001(op): 5:01pm On Oct 20, 2021
Foodqueen:
Look him right in his eyes and tell him that u are proud u are in son. Tell him u love him.

After that tell him there is something u ve been wanting to do for along time. When he ask what, tell him u want to beat your chest with his and exchange that handshake that pal men usually share.

If he is really cool with that then go ahead and don't keep distance from him again.
Thanks because I actually love him. Just that I’m not close to him but I’ll definitely Improve on that.
FamilyRe: Am I Wrong by SimpleGuy001(op): 12:42pm On Oct 20, 2021
InTheCloudySky:
As he has told you how he feels, try and tell him things or confide in him more. Perhaps open up to him that you've been scared to get close to him because of his strictness but want a better relationship with him.

Some Nigerian fathers are strict and/or sometimes create this fear with their kids, which makes it hard for the kids to draw close to them. It was like that for me growing up, but since I moved away I'm now close with my Dad, and call and text him often.
Thanks
FamilyRe: Am I Wrong by SimpleGuy001(op): 12:40pm On Oct 20, 2021
Also to everyone coming across this. Most fathers are reading this and are getting fired up by my write up.

I don’t hate him, we talk sometimes and all that. Just that I’m not as close to him due to his harsh nature.

I’m a man and there’s a lot of things I’ve learnt that I will make sure I do when I have my own children.

Like I said, I have nothing against him. Trying to make sure I get close to him now and build my bond with him. Thanks

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