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Car Talk › Re: First Photos Of The "Innoson" Made-in-nigeria Saloon Cars, IVM Fox And IVM UMU by simplemach(m): 3:24pm On Dec 03, 2014
Surplus90:
200k for brand new car?are u kidding me??...but seriously u've got to give this guy credit...1m to 1.5m for brand new cars is not that bad
haba bros, u mean students should loose hope of owning a car?
Webmasters › Re: Facebook Is Not Responding by simplemach(m): 3:22pm On Dec 03, 2014
What make is your phone? Try using a good phone and see if the problem persists.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Finalises Deal For 1 To 2 Squadrons Of JF-17 Fighter Jets by simplemach(m): 3:20pm On Dec 03, 2014
InglishTeechar:
Your thinking faculty is so dark you cant see anything good in others and in yourself...you are just waiting to be buried as you are already pronounced dead. I pity for ur family.
then that means if i dont die like u expect, you'll then take the position in the land of the dead. Meanwhile, while you wait, you can go hit your head on a wall, 'a strong wall'
Car Talk › Re: First Photos Of The "Innoson" Made-in-nigeria Saloon Cars, IVM Fox And IVM UMU by simplemach(m): 3:16pm On Dec 03, 2014
When him go produce #200,000 naira own for people like us. We are patiently waiting.
Politics › Re: Tony Tetuila, 9ice, D1 Adeneye, KSB Lose APC Primaries, As Demond Elliot Wins by simplemach(m): 3:02pm On Dec 03, 2014
Oooooh, so sad. May be they need to locate their own 'people in high places'
Politics › Re: Gunmen Snatches Lamido’s Vehicle Injigawa by simplemach(m): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2014
Hasn't he got a car tracker?
Fashion › Re: 13 Categories Of People You Meet In A Hair-Dressing Salon by simplemach(m): 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2014
I'll ask my babe if this is true then i will come back and comment
Politics › Re: Nigeria Finalises Deal For 1 To 2 Squadrons Of JF-17 Fighter Jets by simplemach(m): 11:20am On Dec 03, 2014
Just give it two weeks after arrival and u'll hear news of its crash. Politicians, decieving Nigerians since 1960
Health › Re: How To Stop Snoring by simplemach(m): 11:16am On Dec 03, 2014
Nice write up, thanks bro. But some people own no get remedy oooo! The ones that sound and vibrate like a lister generating set.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Impeachment List Fake – APC Reps by simplemach(m): 11:11am On Dec 03, 2014
Hehehehehehehhehe, confusion of the highest order.
Romance › Re: 99 Facts That Guys Should Know About Girls by simplemach(m): 4:48am On Dec 03, 2014
No be all be tru sha, but some na pure...
Culture › Re: Nigerian Man Uses Hummer Jeep As Coffin To Bury His Mother (PHOTOS) by simplemach(m): 10:26pm On Dec 02, 2014
Rubbish, this is waste of money. This guy should be made to pay heavilly to the society since he has too much of the money.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is A Cia Covert Operation – Wikileaks by simplemach(m): 10:14pm On Dec 02, 2014
Still praying for the Grace to read these kind of loooooooooooooong essays.
Politics › Re: Obanikoro Vows To Fight Malaria In Lagos If Elected by simplemach(m): 1:23pm On Dec 02, 2014
We've heard of bigger and better promises in the past. #politicians decieving us since 1960
Family › Re: Spend Time With Your Family. Visit The Following Intertesting Places This Xmas by simplemach(m): 1:07pm On Dec 02, 2014
Well i think and i am forced to believe this thread is for Lagosians alone.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Visits Mama Put See Photos by simplemach(m): 1:03pm On Dec 02, 2014
Nons*nse. Thought i would see a pix of her sat in a corner, dealing with a plate of amala with two goat meat inside the soup. Infact #Idonbelieveit.
Politics › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nigerian Politician Since 1960 To Date? by simplemach(m): 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
GEJ, and he remains until Nigeria divides.
Politics › Re: PDP Has Destroyed Nigeria, Says Buhari by simplemach(m): 12:56pm On Dec 02, 2014
And he, Buhari wants to come and burn the remaining scrab. R*bbish...!
Politics › Re: War On Terror: Military Now Enjoys Support From Civilian Communities - Olukolade by simplemach(m): 10:09am On Dec 02, 2014
Since the military has shown great level of incompetency, let the civillians teach them how to do their work.
Romance › Re: How To Tell If Your Guy Or Girl Is Lying To You by simplemach(m): 10:06am On Dec 02, 2014
Nice one, but some people get morale ooooo! They can lie confidently without showing any of these signs.
Politics › Re: Konduga In Borno State Under Attack? by simplemach(m): 8:11am On Dec 02, 2014
LordMecuzy:
GOODLUCK EBELE JOHNATHAN.

Pls Sack All Your Service Chiefs, National Security Adviser, Minister For Defence. State Security Service Head, Chief Of Defence Staff
and do u think that will do?
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Vice President Namadi Sambo Visits Kano Over Terror Attack by simplemach(m): 4:43am On Dec 02, 2014
Ok
Politics › Re: Envoy Faults Nigeria’scancellation Of U.s.military Training Pact by simplemach(m): 4:29am On Dec 02, 2014
4k the US and their training we dont need them nor their training anymore. Let them just watch and see that we will conquer.
Sports › Re: Is Mikel Obi Moving To Sunderland? by simplemach(m): 8:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
Pls ask the gods
Politics › Re: UPDATED: Plane Crashlands in Ilorin, 63 Escape Death by simplemach(m): 8:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
Commented on a different post on rhe same topic. But let me comment on this one too since i dont know which one will make it to the front page. Meanwhile, hope no body died. But just in case a life was lost, RIP to the dead.
Family › Re: Photo: Meet The World Biggest Family - With 181 Members by simplemach(m): 8:22pm On Nov 29, 2014
Being strong in bed is not even the issue in this case. Can he comfortably remember the named of his wives and Children. And also, make him just apply for a local govt.
Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by simplemach(m): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2014
There's an important point u missed. The people that go to vigils to hang at one corner with their babes and guys. Some even end up kissing and smootching while vigil is on.
Romance › Re: Who Is A Big Girl? by simplemach(m): 8:03pm On Nov 29, 2014
Big girl na girl wen no dey miss.
Travel › Re: Overland Plane Veers Off Runway In Ilorin: No Injuries Or Deaths by simplemach(m): 7:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
Ok, but i shall be back when u get the details
Romance › Re: Eight Years Courtship Without Sex!!possible Or Not?? by simplemach(m): 6:15pm On Nov 28, 2014
Basildvalour:
U know weda d girl too get alternative as u get?
my broda i just pray o say she dey as she dey claim.

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