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Romance › Re: Eight Years Courtship Without Sex!!possible Or Not?? by simplemach(m): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
My dear, its veeeeee.............ry possible. Infact, i'm into one now and its almost 2yrs now, no congo shinning, not even once and the babe is claiming to have her mind made up. If not for the fact that i've an alternative that helps out in the case of *conji* na so i for just dey o. But that babe is my official girlfriend o, i even hope to marry and that is why i'm enduring all these while and i hope to continue until when the Grace of God leads me.
Nairaland General › Re: PVC Collection Exercise Reportedly Shifted In Kaduna by simplemach(op): 10:51am On Nov 28, 2014
Here's the link for the news and INEC says its technical problem
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/inec-postpones-pvc-distribution-cvr-in-kaduna/
Nairaland General › PVC Collection Exercise Reportedly Shifted In Kaduna by simplemach(op): 10:38am On Nov 28, 2014
Just got an unconfirmed report this morning that the Permanent Voter's Card collection exercise which was supposed to be from 28th to 30th Nov. Has been shifted to 6th-8th Dec.
I suspected that would happen because i am among those picked for the adhoc staff for the exercise and on the day that was suppose to be the training and education seminar, hell was let loose as it was a two party thing. I called it a two party thing because people were called based on religious organisations. From CAN we went and settled down, waiting for everyother person to register and for the program to commence. But the reverse was the case as the muslims went and parked boys of their localities including 'Almagiris' with the impression that money was to be shared. And where these kind of people are gathered, you know what is likely to happen there. It was chaos everywhere, infact an INEC official that came later was almost attacked because the hausa boys were all calling for their moneys to be given to them since they have registered. That was how the seminar was scattered for that day and was held. It was after this that i knew the PVC collection exercise might be shifted.

Politics › Re: Amaechi Bought Forms For The 16 Aspirants, I Will Ignore Them-Nyesom Wike by simplemach(m): 10:14am On Nov 28, 2014
This Amechi of a guy just pisses me off.
Events › Re: What Is Black Friday? by simplemach(m): 10:08am On Nov 28, 2014
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Romance › Re: Kissing Can Cause Millions Of Germs To Be exchanged – New Research by simplemach(m): 10:18pm On Nov 27, 2014
Oya make dem do condom for kissing na.
Politics › Re: Meet The Prisoner Who Got 4 Female Guards Pregnant While In Jail by simplemach(m): 10:15pm On Nov 27, 2014
Just call him 'Genius'
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Elected First Female President Of OPEC by simplemach(m): 10:08pm On Nov 27, 2014
Yes o, thank God for GEJ
Health › Re: Baby Born In Coffin 23 Hours After Mother's Death by simplemach(m): 10:04pm On Nov 27, 2014
Wonders shall never end. Now, who will they say gave birth to the baby. 'BORN BY A CORPSE' I guess.
Education › Re: 2014 10 Best Universities In Africa by simplemach(m): 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2014
Are these people really sincere with this list, is a Nigerian skul supposed to be seen there?
Literature › Re: A Christmas Party by simplemach(m): 11:01pm On Nov 26, 2014
No need for more sister cos i cant even read the one u've written. Thank you and God bless u as u stop.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Rubbishes National Assembly, Says It’s An Assembly Of Thieves, Looters by simplemach(m): 5:36pm On Nov 26, 2014
Pls sombody should encourage this man to go and die cos i think thats what best suits him now. He has caused so many harms already.
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by simplemach(m): 5:33pm On Nov 26, 2014
Bros abeg feel free to die if u want to. After all u are a grown up and have right to take your own decisions.
Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira From 155 to168 , Raises Lending Rate to13% by simplemach(m): 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2014
firstolalekan:
hypocrite
huh huh huh huh huh
Nairaland General › Re: THE ILLITERACY AND IGNORANCE IN THE REMOVAL OF ARABIC NAIRA by simplemach(m): 8:38am On Nov 26, 2014
I wonder why a particular group of people will always want to monopolize everything in a country where there are so many others. It is simply unimaginable.
Sports › Re: "We Can't Sack Keshi"- NFF by simplemach(m): 8:26am On Nov 26, 2014
I pity this country. And u can imagine Mr Amaju Pinnick yesterday on Channels tv giving all kind of assurance and even quoting scriptures, insisting on the fact that he is a born again and nobody is pressurizing the NFF about anything.
Politics › Re: Crisis Brews In APC Over Plot To Give Automatic Tickets To Governors by simplemach(m): 8:21am On Nov 26, 2014
Ok, make them do anything sha but make blood no touch me o.
Politics › Re: PDP Senators Begin Secret Moves To Impeach Jonathan by simplemach(m): 4:29pm On Nov 25, 2014
When a dog barks at the owner, what comes next?
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Probably Doesn't Know About Guys by simplemach(m): 4:24pm On Nov 25, 2014
Hmmmmm
Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira From 155 to168 , Raises Lending Rate to13% by simplemach(m): 4:18pm On Nov 25, 2014
chemali:
The naira never appreciates in time of high oil prices but very quick to depreciate when the oil price falls. Apart from the mono economy which is a problem, the increased earnings is being looted and not reinvested in our future. This for me is sufficient reason to kick pdp out from the centre. When oil prices recover or exceeds previous highs, it is certain that 168 will become the new normal in readiness for the next price crash.
must a party's name be mentioned?
Business › Re: CBN Devalues Naira From 155 to168 , Raises Lending Rate to13% by simplemach(m): 4:13pm On Nov 25, 2014
Wait o, but will the price of one cup of garri still remain #20? Cos that i think is the only way i will be affected.
Business › Re: BREAKING: Dwindling oil Price: CBN Devalues naira, Raises Lending rate by simplemach(m): 4:11pm On Nov 25, 2014
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Politics › Re: 60 Confirm Dead In Maiduguri Twin Blast by simplemach(m): 2:54pm On Nov 25, 2014
People now die like chicken in this country.
Health › Re: How To Rapidly Increase Your Pen*s Size To12 Inches Within A Month by simplemach(m): 2:50pm On Nov 25, 2014
Ok, will try it.
Politics › Re: Plot To Impeach President Goodluck Jonathan Has Deepened. by simplemach(m): 10:53am On Nov 25, 2014
Just relax and watch how these men will end up putting themselves into 'BIG TROUBLE'
Romance › Re: Can I Really Find A Girl That Has All This Attributes To Marry? by simplemach(m): 10:30am On Nov 25, 2014
Ok, if these are what you want to see in one woman before u marry, then my friend, yes i'm sure you'll find one before you are 95yrs
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by simplemach(m): 10:20am On Nov 25, 2014
jpphilips:
Rev. fr and marriage counselling, which level?
My friend are u sure u read my post? I said once again 'in a wedding mass' the priest said that. Pls look for a good reading glass and go over it again.
Fashion › Re: Photos:Rihanna Rocks African Print Kaftan As She Visits Barbados by simplemach(m): 8:18am On Nov 25, 2014
What has she seen in African attire lately?
Politics › Re: FCT Minister Boasts: I Havesent 25 Okada Riders Toprison by simplemach(m): 8:16am On Nov 25, 2014
Dont worry, God is about sentencing u, u just decide ur preferred destination.

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