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Politics › Re: Buhari Sets To Swear In SGF, Others by simplemach(m): 12:13pm On Aug 31, 2015
May be d guy that replaced shekau as bokoharam commander should also join them.
Romance › Re: Girls, What Is The Worst That Can Happen If You Don't Have A Boyfriend? by simplemach(m): 5:24am On Aug 31, 2015
joncom:
Is that not the duty of her Parents?
that's for the tender aged ones alone.
Politics › Re: Biafrans Twitt To The World #IPOB#BIAFRANS (pictures) by simplemach(m): 5:21am On Aug 31, 2015
The zoo at it again
Romance › Re: Girls, What Is The Worst That Can Happen If You Don't Have A Boyfriend? by simplemach(m): 5:16am On Aug 31, 2015
That will mean no maintenance for them.
Career › Re: Dispersing The Newly Recruited Nigeria Immigration Officers, Just OR Unjust? by simplemach(m): 6:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
Patiently waiting for that time when $1 will be equal to #1.
Meanwhile, Buhari dissociates self from campaign promises.
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Fathers Two Children Secretly With Different Women - Mirror.co.uk by simplemach(m): 7:37am On Aug 30, 2015
Hmmmm
Sports › Re: 2018 FIFA World Cup Preliminary Draw Today At 4pm by simplemach(m): 2:13pm On Jul 25, 2015
As long as this will not make $1=N1 or make me see the Miraculous change the Daura Dvll@rd promissed, i refuse to comment.
Politics › Re: Jackie Chan Is Dead by simplemach(m): 5:08pm On Jun 14, 2015
Dont think he is dead cos i just saw him about 10mins ago on tv. (chinese film)
Politics › Re: Soldiers In Gun Battle With Boko Haram Suspects In Kaduna by simplemach(m): 4:17pm On Jun 08, 2015
And i've not heard it? As for the suspects, only God knows where they've run to. Hoping they dont come anywhere close to my house.
Politics › Re: Ipalibo Gogo-Banigo, Rivers Deputy Governor by simplemach(m): 10:33pm On May 31, 2015
My girlfriend will be next
Celebrities › Re: Fashanu's Ex-wife Abigail Igwe Plots Another Desperate Trick To Arrest Him. by simplemach(m): 10:28pm On May 31, 2015
Rubbish, I no even see how this $hit take concern me.

Education › Re: Lecturer Fighting A Student Today In Oduduwa University Ife (o.u.i) by simplemach(m): 12:54am On May 23, 2015
Omo see gbege
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Of The Day: Imagine This Babe Been Your Teacher/lecturer by simplemach(m): 8:43pm On May 22, 2015
Do you know this thing is so dangerous it can make you give geography answers to Chemistry questions.
Crime › Re: Prisoners Who Escaped During Ekiti Jail Break Re-arrested For Armed Robbery (pho by simplemach(m): 8:37pm On May 22, 2015
Once a thief, always a thief.
Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: Man Treks For Saraki (photo) by simplemach(m): 8:27pm On May 22, 2015
If they like self, let them trek to hell fire in support of Gay marriage, #IdontGiveAdam.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Pulls 34 Generals Out Of Service by simplemach(m): 7:57pm On May 22, 2015
Ok, make dem come oen sho for central market start. Dey sell Aba shoes and girls' inner wears.
Politics › Re: We Are Not Part Of Governors Forum Reconciliation by simplemach(m): 4:53pm On May 21, 2015
4four:
bros dis short report u no fit read again! Abi waitin concerns Amechi 4 dis one again. Fear de fear me for u ooooo
na u I pity pass, for ur info, Amechi did what he would do out of selfishness so as to be declared the chairman of governors' forum.
Investment › Re: SEC Suspends BGL From Capital Market Operations by simplemach(m): 2:25pm On May 21, 2015
Ok, this news is probably for the capital market market investors.
As for people like us wen dey invest for bear bear bank, guess nobody can suspend such company.
Politics › Re: We Are Not Part Of Governors Forum Reconciliation by simplemach(m): 2:15pm On May 21, 2015
I wonder what is the problem of this rotimi guy. Make him go rest for a while na. Is his entire life tied to the governor's forum?
Celebrities › Re: Actress Chizzy Alichi Releases Hot New Photos by simplemach(m): 11:00pm On May 20, 2015
So.........?
Jokes Etc › Re: See What Fuel Scarcity Made A Guy Do To His Car(pics) by simplemach(m): 10:17pm On May 20, 2015
Foolishness period!!!
Celebrities › Re: David Luiz Baptized, Vows To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage. (pix) by simplemach(op): 2:26pm On May 20, 2015
nwafuluozoh:
I tell you. The emotional wahala you save yourself can extent one's life by 5 years sef.
lolz
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Apprehends Boko Haram Sponsor In Bauchi by simplemach(m): 9:56am On May 20, 2015
God is gradually catching them for us.
Politics › Re: Impeachment Plot Against Governor Aliyu Stopped by simplemach(m): 9:52am On May 20, 2015
Let them keep impeaching and leave the representation work they were sent to do.
Useless old fools.
Celebrities › Re: David Luiz Baptized, Vows To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage. (pix) by simplemach(op): 9:51am On May 20, 2015
nwafuluozoh:
Me too. Abstinence saves money and wahala.
abi...? But seriously that's true if one can save all the money he would have used for sex and abstain for just one year, you'll be supprised that money could buy you a clean toyota camry.
Celebrities › David Luiz Baptized, Vows To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage. (pix) by simplemach(op): 9:44am On May 20, 2015
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN defender David Luiz has revealed he will abstain from sex following his recent 'baptism'.
David Luiz says he is waiting to have sex until he is married
The former Chelsea man was baptised in the swimming pool of club team-mate Maxwell, and is now a member of the Pentecostal Hillsong Church.

And since the holy blessing, Luiz has vowed to abstain from sex with his girlfriend Sara Madeira until they are married.


The Brazil international posted a photo of the ceremony onto his Instagram account, stating that he has 'chosen to wait', followed by a Bible verse from Corinthians.

The defender met his girlfriend Sara, 23, when they were teenagers and he now says they have decided to wait until they are wed.

Luiz is not the first footballer to take the vow of celibacy with former Real Madrid man Kaka previously claiming that he was a virgin until marriage.


http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/578101/Former-Chelsea-Defender-David-Luiz-No-Sex-Until-Marriage

Career › Re: How Best Can I Invest One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (#150,000) by simplemach(op): 7:26am On May 20, 2015
justfree1:
Good morning simplemach, hope your night was great? My business is expanding in Kaduna and some other parts of the country, I am looking for serious business partners as well. It might not be fit for you though but still send me an sms I would call you so we can discuss in details. O7O644829I6 have a lovely day ahead.
what kind business is that?
Career › Re: How Best Can I Invest One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (#150,000) by simplemach(op): 8:53am On May 19, 2015
bisolaadeniyi:
If your looking for the right business to invest your money visit www.mtrc.com.ng, their into consulting they will give you all the information you need for your business
thanx dear, but i follow that link of yours and all i could see was about Data and Research, nothing meaningful to my question.
Career › Re: How Best Can I Invest One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (#150,000) by simplemach(op): 6:31am On May 18, 2015
Mynd44:
Buy a laptop and sow it into my life tongue
is this the best thing you think I should do?
Career › How Best Can I Invest One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (#150,000) by simplemach(op): 8:58pm On May 17, 2015
Please fellow nairalanders, I want to know how best I can invest #150,000 wether to start a businesss, do online business, put it on fixed deposit or what... Pls I need your advice, don't know how to go about it.
Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye Gets His Own Custom Made 24KT Gold Beats Headset From Malivelihoo by simplemach(m): 1:25pm On May 17, 2015
Poverty na bastard, #IshallHammer
Crime › Re: SHOCKER: Man Beheads Step-son In Akwa Ibom & Walks Freely. (graphic Image) by simplemach(m): 1:23pm On May 17, 2015
Let him wait patiently for Nemesis.

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