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Webmasters › Re: The West Africa Bloggers Conference 2015 Starts Today by simplemach(m): 11:55am On May 15, 2015
If there is no Nairaland, then the conference is not for bloggers. May be its Amebos' conference in west Africa.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Builds Dredging Machine Out Of Scrap Metals And Car Spare Parts by simplemach(m): 10:24pm On May 14, 2015
shadowgwalker:
pls what is a biafra, I've been hearing this strange occultic names for some time now. Is it like boko haram or an upcoming isis group?
just be patient, with time you'll know what it is.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment At Federal Polytechnic Ondo State by simplemach(m):
Me I want an office where I'll be helping people gain admission.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Builds Dredging Machine Out Of Scrap Metals And Car Spare Parts by simplemach(m): 11:42am On May 14, 2015
Thank God I'm a Biafran, Oooooh! Biafra the CHINA of the entire Africa. Can't wait to carry your national ID card, chant your Anthem and shower my plegde to you.
Land of the rising sun.
Romance › Re: "I Love You" And "I'm In Love With You" What Is The Difference? by simplemach(m): 7:26am On May 07, 2015
I'm coming, let me ask the gods.
Celebrities › Re: Anthems by simplemach(m): 7:23am On May 07, 2015
Where's the pishure
Romance › Re: Please Describe This Sister! (Photo) by simplemach(m): 7:21am On May 07, 2015
I call her 'WAHALA'
Sports › Re: Real Madrid FC Tops Forbes List Of Top 20 Richest Football Clubs by simplemach(m): 7:16am On May 07, 2015
I have a dream that one day ENYIMBA will top this list. If u belive say Amen...!
Romance › Re: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by simplemach(m): 6:58am On May 07, 2015
sunnyx13:
What about you? Are you using broom to hold your eyes open? You be Mr Bean?
lolz
Romance › Re: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by simplemach(m): 12:33am On May 07, 2015
Make una try Sleep na
Celebrities › Re: AY Comedian Shows Off His New Office (photos) by simplemach(m): 7:09pm On May 06, 2015
wtfCode:
should i judge 4rm the background of ur dp?
hahahahahaahaha, spare me ooo!
Crime › Re: American Jailed For ‘pinging’ In Court In Lagos by simplemach(m): 4:34pm On May 06, 2015
Pinging madness
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor Flees With Church Member’s N10m Given To Him To Anoint & Pray Over by simplemach(m): 4:20pm On May 06, 2015
May be he took the money to the mountain for more special prayers and annointing.
Politics › Re: Photos Of The Rescued Women And Children Rehabilitating At A Camp In Yola by simplemach(m): 4:12pm On May 06, 2015
Thank God for their lives, with all these women now rescued from bokoharam, na CONJI go kill all the insurgents be that o. But the just imagine that there is like 3 or 4 women left for the entire bokoharam, the women nyash don red be dat.
Celebrities › Re: AY Comedian Shows Off His New Office (photos) by simplemach(m): 4:04pm On May 06, 2015
Nice, but its not too different from my toilet.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Urged Buhari To Stop Amnesty by simplemach(op): 9:46am On May 06, 2015
Feranchek:
Hahahahahahahaha! I laff in kiswahili!!! Even Boko go soon surrender, talk less of those toothless over-pampered lazy asses. You kuku know watin OBJ do one certain village like that. Make dem try rubbish na....
let's just wait and see.
But mind you, those guys are not as faceless as bokoharam,
They are fighting for a legitimate just course,
Their communities have been destroyed,
Their llands no longer fertile,
Their waters not safe for drinking anymore,
No fishes in their rivers e.t.c
#theyDeserveAmnesty.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: ​nigeria Has No Power To Regulate DSTV Prices — ​multichoice by simplemach(m): 9:43am On May 06, 2015
The thunder wen go fire this DSTV dey do press up now.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Urged Buhari To Stop Amnesty by simplemach(op): 9:40am On May 06, 2015
Feranchek:
And watin be the PALAVA dia bikohuh Sey pesin no wan work and e dey chop free food cos he dey threaten government and government kon geh sense kon say MBA! Never again shall any individual or entity or group put our 'Roman-Nigeria' to ransomed... my pipo, bikonu moo, na PALAVA be thathuh
you will get the answer to your question when the amnesty is finally stopped. Just wait!
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Urged Buhari To Stop Amnesty by simplemach(op): 9:38am On May 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation
#IrepTransformation
Politics › Shehu Sani Urged Buhari To Stop Amnesty by simplemach(op): 9:26am On May 06, 2015
This could be an impending problem as the senator elect of kaduna central senatorial zone has urged the president elect Gen. Mohammadu Buhari (rtd) to discontinue the amnesty program for the ex niger delta millitants.

Guys pls what do you think?


http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/05/shehu-sani-urges-buhari-to-end-amnesty-program-for-ex-militants/
Car Talk › Re: Could This Be Part Of The Change We Are Talking Of? (pics) by simplemach(op): 7:03pm On May 04, 2015
abatically:
Nobody would release such a heavy duty truck just to pull a keke, whether connection or not. The only logical thing here is probably the truck just happened to be around where the accident happened and they seized the opportunity to use it.
For ur information, that machinery is ussually kept at the kaduna tolll gate which is more than 25KM from that town where the accdent occured.
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Massive Display Of Boobs by simplemach(m): 6:57pm On May 04, 2015
E no concern me joor
Car Talk › Could This Be Part Of The Change We Are Talking Of? (pics) by simplemach(op): 3:23pm On May 04, 2015
Saw this on my way to work when a heavy duty toll vehicle was used to rescue a KEKE that fell into a dip gutter. Decided to take some pics.

Celebrities › Re: Photos Bodybuilder Risks His Life By Injecting Oil And Alcohol Into His Muscles by simplemach(m): 9:45am On May 04, 2015
Pls sir, next time try injecting ORIGIN, heard it works better. NONSENSE!!!
Politics › Re: Presidency Moves To Replace Mu’azu With S’south Governor by simplemach(m): 8:15am On May 04, 2015
Make dem treat this man fup
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: 214 Rescued Girls Pregnant – UNFPA by simplemach(m): 8:11am On May 04, 2015
Jeez! Dem don use prick scatter the girls nyash finiish. Nawaoooooo
Politics › Re: Things Nigerians May Not Know About Vp-elect Osinbajo, By Justice Umezulike by simplemach(m): 8:05am On May 04, 2015
E no concern me.
Foreign Affairs › Re: PHOTO: SA Lists States That Helped Their Apartheid Fight - Nigeria Not Listed! by simplemach(m): 9:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
If you gonna call people nasty names, make sure you're able to spell them..It's that simple
otherwise you'll dive the ocean I guess...
Foreign Affairs › Re: PHOTO: SA Lists States That Helped Their Apartheid Fight - Nigeria Not Listed! by simplemach(m): 5:29pm On Apr 29, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
Well, the way you spell "Ingrates" it's clear you don't even know the meaning, just join the chorus hey!
sanu..., fault finder, professor of english language.
Foreign Affairs › Re: PHOTO: SA Lists States That Helped Their Apartheid Fight - Nigeria Not Listed! by simplemach(m): 3:33pm On Apr 29, 2015
These people are ingreats, simple!
TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Giving Away (limited) One Free Month As Compensation For Being Xenophobic by simplemach(m): 11:45am On Apr 26, 2015
U can pay via paga, atm e.t.c

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