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Crime › Re: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by simplemach(m): 4:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
searching4love:
angry

War against infidels undecided
come, with your jihad. May be you are in a hurry to meet your copies of the 72 virgins cos i'll sure you to them.
Romance › Re: Very Hilarious Photo! Guys, Can You Allow This To Happen To You by simplemach(m): 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2015
Its ok
Health › Re: 10 Signs You May Have Kidney Disease by simplemach(m): 4:28pm On Mar 17, 2015
If these alone are the symptoms, then i dont have it.
Politics › Re: Buhari In Deal With West To Legalise Same Sex Marriage, To Repeal Anti- Gay Law, by simplemach(m): 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2015
Mogidi:
Wow!
He can now marry off "madam" Amaechi.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2195733_amechibrrrom2_jpegdb9437fda9656886d465b70778b9f1b5
Hahahahhaha, not supprised, this can be ve...............ry possible.
Car Talk › Re: Little Known Car Fuel Wasters And Fuel Saving Tips by simplemach(m): 4:23pm On Mar 17, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
That's the problem.
I don't even need to have a spark plug to love car talk.
Necessity is the mother of inventions.


I just need the right amount of zeal/focus an determination .
'CREDIT'
Crime › Re: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by simplemach(m): 4:22pm On Mar 17, 2015
searching4love:
May Allah grant you paradise and enough virgins only if you can embrace Islam and quit been an infidel
i reject u, ur prayer, your virgins and your believes. Thank you!
Politics › Re: Caught On Camera-is This How To Win Election?(photo) by simplemach(m): 4:18pm On Mar 17, 2015
Now how do you proof that qieue is for election? Do you know if the qieue was arranged for just the money to be given to the less priviledged?
Crime › Re: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by simplemach(m): 4:14pm On Mar 17, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


God bless all Muslims cool
the same peace we are talking about, the type that reigns in the north eastern part of the country.
Car Talk › Re: Little Known Car Fuel Wasters And Fuel Saving Tips by simplemach(m): 4:11pm On Mar 17, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
I love car talk. embarassed
If say we bin get money, I would have gone to Russia to study "Automobile Engineering" grin cry
and possibly do not have a tyre and just may be also like front seat alot.
Car Talk › Re: Little Known Car Fuel Wasters And Fuel Saving Tips by simplemach(m): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2015
The best known way to minimize fuel consumption is to push the car for 5KM after every 10KM drive. Nonsense...! Una want use motor no want buy fuel. If You dont have money for fuel, why buy the car in the first place...?
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Disagree With Censor Board On Fifty Shades Of Grey by simplemach(m): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2015
Nigeria too dey do over sabi.
Politics › Re: Apc Opens Graves For Nigerians, Launches Genocide by simplemach(m): 4:04pm On Mar 17, 2015
Afterall, this might not be far from the truth.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faan Interview 18th March, 2015 by simplemach(m): 3:57pm On Mar 17, 2015
I did not apply, would have wished to. Am just patiently waiting for NIS. That i know will work for me. Also hope this year's own will not be a stampeding avenue.
Politics › Re: FG Commissions Almajirai Model School In Katsina by simplemach(m): 3:52pm On Mar 17, 2015
GEJ is seriously working,
Buhari is on his sick bed,
Osinbajo is campaining 'ABROAD'
APC is broke, owing workers in their states,
Haters are hating,
GEJ is gettiing ready to continue ongoing projects,
Finally, GEJ till APC realise that campain is suppose to be in the country where elections will hold and not abroad where there's nothing like PVC.
God bless GEJ, NIGERIA and all people of goodwill.
Islam › Re: Harvard Recognises Quranic Verse As One Of The Greatest Expressions Of Justice by simplemach(m): 11:40am On Mar 16, 2015
They can even adopt the entire quran as their constitution its non of my business. They should just know that he who fetches an ant infested firewood would alway expect a visitor.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan by simplemach(m): 7:36am On Mar 16, 2015
You dont expect me to read all of these before i will know why GMB is afraid of a debate when you and me know that he is afraid of the crowd that will be seated in front of him and also who will even translate the questions to him in Hausa? He cant even speak English either.
Politics › Life Is Segmented In Bars Just Like That Of Batteries by simplemach(op): 7:33am On Mar 16, 2015
Is this true? Gordons at the presidents' interaction with the showbiz stars last night said that the human life is parted just like battery bars which mostly comes in 4 bars. He said 0 to 20 yrs represents four bar (i.e full battery), 20 to 40 yrs represents three bars, 40 to 60 yrs has just two bars which means battery is still strong, but anything from 60 yrs upwards which indicates one bar and also signifies low battery is better spent with one's familly,taking care of them and not ruling a country like Nigeria.
NB
It was a joke.
Politics › Re: APC Warns PDP - Don't Attempt To Assassinate Buhari by simplemach(m): 7:20am On Mar 16, 2015
Nobody has a genuine certificate in APC. Its only Osinbajo that even attempts to read and write fluently. Even pa OBJ cannot read or write and that explains why he tore a bread label in place of a PDP membership card.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Noticed The Weather Lately? by simplemach(m): 7:20am On Mar 16, 2015
temitemi1:
Is everywhere...
hmmm Unnn........cle! Why do u say its everywhere, are u everywhere?
Politics › Re: Photos From Osinbajo's Interactive Session With APC Supporters In London by simplemach(m): 7:15am On Mar 16, 2015
PassingShot:
[s]

You guys don't know jack about politics. Nigerians outside Nigeria have a lot of influence on their friends and relatives back home especially those they are financially responsible for.

Besides, it is important to carry these people along as they lend their positive voice to a GMB/PYO presidency whenever a discussion arises on who should be given the nod between PDP & APC.[/s]
all i see here is trash.
Romance › Re: Guys: What Would You Do If You Were A GIRL For One Day? by simplemach(m): 4:53am On Mar 16, 2015
koolet:
lookin at the way you pass that ear-piece inside your singlet i knew ure an original aboki man...
Grew up in kaduna now schooling @ ekiti...,

Yaayane'
durin election dnt mess our folks ooh

Ok SAI BUHARI
Sai BABA
must a....f....c.... members show demselves anywher they go?
Politics › Re: Breaking: Lamido Under Pressure To Damage Buhari’s Image. by simplemach(m): 4:50am On Mar 16, 2015
APC and propaganda. Here's another fresh one again.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Still A Top Economy Despite Challenges - VOA by simplemach(m): 4:47am On Mar 16, 2015
Bad people want block Nija shine but God dey our side. So no matter how dem struggle to pull us down, dem just fall yakata for ground.
Romance › Re: Guys: What Would You Do If You Were A GIRL For One Day? by simplemach(m): 4:42am On Mar 16, 2015
Na to just look for one guy wen go fall mugu, allah that guy go pay everything wen girls don chop for my hand.
Celebrities › Re: Actress Omotala Jalade Finally Reveals Who Disvirgined Her by simplemach(m): 4:40am On Mar 16, 2015
You know why i will not click on that link? Because its non of my business.
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!! Watch The Damaging Video On Femi Fani-kayode...{video} by simplemach(m): 11:24pm On Mar 15, 2015
Cheap slut looking for cheap attention.
Fashion › Re: Nairalanders Please What Do You Make Of This Hairdo? by simplemach(m):
These are the 'happening babes' of our time.
See nyash self like snickers. Ugly girls na den do guy pass wallahi.
Crime › Re: Pictures As MTN Main Ilorin Office Got Burnt (2015) by simplemach(m): 10:44pm On Mar 15, 2015
Na bad network burn the office.

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