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FamilyRe: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by simplepee(f): 2:12pm On Apr 16, 2020
Give that man a bottle of odeku. tongue tongue tongue

CrimeRe: Husband Bathes Wife With Pepper-Laced Hot Water While She Slept Over Infidelity by simplepee(f): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2020
2mercy:
Infidelity: Husband bathes wife with pepper-laced hot water


A 27-year-old man, Adeniyi Akinde, has reportedly bathed his wife, Deborah, with hot water laced with pepper, while she was sleeping over suspicion of infidelity.
Imagine, he wasn't even sure!!!.

Lockdown things cool

RomanceRe: A Guy Who Doesn't Beat You, Doesn't Love You - Nigerian Lady (video) by simplepee(f): 12:21am On Apr 16, 2020
They don beat crase commot for this one eye she come think say na normal thing grin grin grin
HealthRe: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by simplepee(f): 7:38pm On Apr 15, 2020
Starz825:
U be feminist grin
*Rolling eyes*. I'm not o, atleast not the Nigerian version cheesy. I love my man in charge.
RomanceRe: She Said She's Not The Best Person For Me by simplepee(f): 6:41pm On Apr 15, 2020
Starz825:
So the lady is not weak...after the initial gra gra of care and seriousness and then she decided to stop all of a sudden...
She simply doesn't know what she wants yet
..that's the summary of the whole thing if the op isn't lying about the situation and how it began...
I don talk my own.

RomanceRe: She Said She's Not The Best Person For Me by simplepee(f): 5:06pm On Apr 15, 2020
Weak men.
HealthRe: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by simplepee(f): 4:54pm On Apr 15, 2020
lefulefu:
this is why its always important to have protected sex than to be nacking raw under the guise of trust.so how did ur girl react when she found she had HIV.did she blame u?
anyway having HIV is not the end of life.
Ehen, they don come, they want to hear the WHOLE story. Oga they are married with kids, leave the rest.

HealthRe: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by simplepee(f): 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2020
ManuelMount:
@op

Wish I could meet you in person
Are you Hiv positive?.
RomanceRe: Last Fling Before Wedding Is Very Dangerous by simplepee(f): 3:13pm On Apr 13, 2020
It is pure madness.
Useless people
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2020
pocohantas:
So that you won’t miss out anyone.
1. YUNEÈHK
2. MARIANGELÈS
3. Cococandÿ
4. Simplepeè
5. Breadplanetś
6. Bluèraydick
7. Teespicè

The ones I capitalized are so for a reason. I am sure you can figure that out.
Lol oya sorry, comman eat biscuits.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2020
Toxicy2kwap:
Nothing do you boss.

I find your versatility in the kitchen quite fascinating. You might not believe it, but i joined nairaland just so i could access your village diary.

But just like d isoko lady, tomatoes in owoh soup is a first for me. Starch is added as thickener, in place of Garri you listed. There's even a special palm oil for it that looks like d bottom oil you mentioned.

I have zero issues with your ingredients. Its just that i fear d presence of tomatoes takes away the nativeness of the soup. But then i guess part of being a good chef is the ability to play around recipes.

Akposy you don chop owoh with tomatoes before?
Tomatoes in owoh soup is new to me as well, I'm Urhobo. But I use garri as thickner as well as my mum but my grandmother uses starch. Perhaps the "tomatoes version' is for benins.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 3:36pm On Apr 11, 2020
pocohantas:
Now I feel weird. Is it my DANGOTE you all are yabbing like this?
grin grin honestly you would be the first person I know that prefers DANGOTE spaghetti to Goldp. Pele kiss
RomanceRe: Thread-> What It Takes To Make A Woman Orgasm by simplepee(f): 12:30pm On Apr 09, 2020
Sexual compatibility and extreme attraction to your spouse does wonders. Seeing your man UnCloth sometimes can make you cum,no jokes.


Forget how he dresses cause your man might not be a great dresser, but mere looking at him outside and clothed sends message to your below talk more of when.... And hey, he might not have six packs, you just love him and the very air he breathes.
RomanceRe: Thread-> What It Takes To Make A Woman Orgasm by simplepee(f): 12:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 12:13pm On Apr 09, 2020
Samfloxin:
Stop taking things even for ego... meanwhile, you are too small to be on nairaland, judging by your age.
How do you know I'm too small to be on nairaland oga?
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 8:37am On Apr 09, 2020
Justbehave:
With that small things wey dey your chest abI? I no blame you ,I blame the simps lurking around those flat chest.
I don't deal with pervs, good men look beyond boobs and ass. I get your time this morning cool
RomanceRe: Help My Five Years Relationship Is Almost Gone by simplepee(f): 8:34am On Apr 09, 2020
Op, you are not smart at all, why invest all your savings in a business you've not done before?.

That girl is right to be angry. You are very greedy.

I hope she comes around.
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 8:04am On Apr 09, 2020
eni4real:
That means you patronize male commercial sex workers ?? shocked shocked sad
Lol I don't even need to pay a dime to get any. It's that cheap.
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Prefer Short Or Tall Women? by simplepee(f): 12:09am On Apr 09, 2020
I'm 5'9 and it has never been a problem to me.
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 11:45pm On Apr 08, 2020
Lightangel65:
So why no become a lesbian and Bleep your fellow ladies, why do you still stay with these men, isn't it because we are awesome
Why should I be rubbing clit with my fellow lady when the almighty gbola is very cheap?
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f):
Samfloxin:
Stop taking things even for ego... meanwhile, you are too small to be on nairaland, judging by your age.
lol.
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 4:49pm On Apr 08, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
Exactly, some become so good at Faking it, that they don't know good sex from bad sex anymore. Sex is now protocol, because your brains have learnt a bad habit
My dear they know good sex from bad one but will not dare tell their (Nigerian man) men so he won't tag her 'olosho' or accuse her of sleeping around.

These men are very insecure just that they will hardly show it.
RomanceRe: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by simplepee(f): 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2020
SeverusSnape:
Most Women fake almost everything.
Yes, they fake anything to sooth your ego. Brother wey mu....
HealthRe: COVID-19 In Ecuador: Cardboard Coffins, Over 100 Bodies Litter The Streets by simplepee(f): 6:32pm On Apr 06, 2020
Very scary. embarassed embarassed

We are really lucky because if this thing hit us as hard as some countries, we'd have all been dead now.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 4:38pm On Apr 06, 2020
loveymom:
I love cat fish stew, very tasty
kiss kiss
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by simplepee(f): 11:05am On Apr 06, 2020
Rice and cat fish stew.

RomanceRe: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by simplepee(f): 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2020
grin. She's only doing experiment with the kit.

Still wait for her. Your blood too dey hot.

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