₦airaland Forum

soroptimist:
Jonathanian Charlatans will soon come and tell us why Buhari travelled to Makurdi via a chartered flight and not a Camel

The folks at the airport could not have done what they did without order from above just like the accursed IG of Police did to the Reps

Weldone Emperor Adolf Ebele Goodluck Hitler

This was how Hitler, Idi Amin, Samuel Doe, Mobutu Sese Seko, Sanni Abacha, Saddam Hussein and others started. We know where they are now. So, anyone following their foot steps, we know where he is going to be soon.

Yes, APC is a "Muslim party" as you put it. So, what are you going to do about it? Go hug transformer. John Oyegun is a muslim, Rotimi Amaechi is a muslim, Rochas Okorocha is a muslim, Olagunsoye Oyinlola is a muslim, Segun Oni is a muslim, Segun osoba is a muslim.

EEEEEEDIOT.

With the comments here, does it mean that there are people who think that Sat Guru Maraji is mentally stable? Or are these people supporting him his followers?

I did not read what he said, I will never read what Sat Guru Maraji says until he shows me a medial certificate of psychiatric fitness. He once said that he was god, later he said he was representing God on earth, now what does he call himself? And people are support his statements .

Applaner:
females are always de first.



learn how to respect females.

Yes, I respect the females. First to eat the apple in the garden of Eden, hence the first to commit Sin in the history of the world.

You asked for it, now you've got it. This is the time to put your money where your mouth is. If you support Muhammadu Buhari, then 100 naira is not too small. I will confirm the account details and if confirmed genuine, I will donate my token. If Jonathan and TAN bring money, I collect it and donate it to GMB. If they bring rice and beans, I will also collect. But, my heart and vote is for Change, Muhammadu Buhari is the Change we need.

owobokiri:
I just hope you know that you are calling for Gods favour on a MURDERER! This empty vampire woke up one morning in 1966 and shot some of his best friends/colleagues just because they come from the same clan with a few that killed his clan members few months back. He didn't stop there, he enlisted in a killing expedition that ultimately consumed well over 3 million lives just for oil! Most of them women and children. Not done yet, he instigated some draconian policies that retrogressively condemned and executed several young men in their primes. All these while a well known druglord was his army chief! In all these, he hasn't shown any remorse. Essentially, what we have here -, your man -, is an unrepentant murderer who has outlived his usefullness to this country (that is if he was usefull at any point) and is now a huge pin in the behind of a country of 300 million. Jesus christ won't come down to Aso to run the affairs of this godforsaken entity called Nigeria, that I know. But is that enough excuse for us to employ the services of one rampaging lucipher as our vintage saviour?. Our cantankerous opposition can do better. This fulani foundamentalist is NOT the change we need. He is part of the iniquity we are struggling to run away from . May the good lord turn his back to the supplications of some overtly excited followers of an UNREPENTANT murderer!.

Come up with another lie. This lie is like the regular 'Houses for all by the year 2000' , 'Food for all by the year 2000' , 'Education for all by the 2000' and e.t.c. Year 2000 has long passed and we are still at the same old story of no house, no food, no water, no education.

The first coup in Nigeria were carried out by Ibo soldiers in collaboration with some Yoruba soldiers. They killed several northern leaders and hide Azikwe and Awolowo. You expect the northerners to give you people a hug for that?

Up Jonathan! Up PDP!! Up Nigeria!!!

Jonathan's destiny is to bankrupt Nigeria - Tunde Bakare


Since oil price is decreasing at the global market, we all should expect the pump price of petroleum products to decrease at the local market.

moderatorr:
Ever wondered why GEJ got 99.9% votes in all the eastern states?
Obasanjo was promoting a technique that would end the war quickly. He suggested that they deploy maximum force and overrun the Biafra soldiers within 3 months to end the war.
But this man and his other colleagues refused. They chose the option that would besiege the Igbo and starve them to death. They also used jet fighters to fly over markets and massacre civilians. During massive civilian retreats, the beta would fly over the main road where their are thousands of retreating civilians and open fire.
At a point , people weren't running again when the jets starts shooting. you will cry when you see the videos.
2 million civilians died.
Now you want to rule Nigeria and shedding crocodile tears on tv with El rufai.
That's OK.
GEJ till 2024!
If there is no better option, PEJ after GEJ 2024

I thought you people said that it was Awolowo that used over 2 million IBO women and children for pepper soup, I never read in history books that Awolowo was a soldier
Later you said it was Yakubu Gowon. Further later you said it was Obasanjo, T.Y. Danjuma and Jereboy Useni that used Ibos for suya. You are so confused with your lies, better meet our prodigal sons Doyin Okupe and Reuben Abati to teach you how to lie. Truth is constant.

If after defeating your clueless son Jonathan next year, you start another senseless war with the few hunter guns that Tupac Ayo Oritshejafor smuggled from South Africa, we the Yorubas in conjunction with our Hausa, Fulani, Kanuri, Tiv and Igala brethren will wipe you off Nigeria's map. It will be an opportunity for me to taste IBO flesh and bone inside pepper soup. The few of you that will be lucky to escape can join your ancestors in Israel since you are claiming to be Jews.

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I have a fiancee, and things have been moving on really fine.

But Lately She is becoming over possessive and i am becoming increasing afraid.

She quarrels over little things whenever she visits, ranging from why is the house so neat, why are all your clothes washed, who cooked your food, why are the perfumes smelling differently. and i have tried to disabuse her minds yet she keeps repeating all those crazy acts.

Now, hear this, Last night She almost got me terribly upset. She came to me and raised my armpits to check if i have shaved, Seconds later, she came again and dragged my trousers down to see if i also shaved my pubic hairs. when she noticed it wasn;t freshly shaved, She asked me who owns the shaving stick in the toilet.

Nairalanders how do i resolve this. This is no joke...

Talking about the bolded, you are not yet married, yet she has started playing with your dicck . Next Sunday, you will still go to church. Is fornication no more sin?

The young man has ONLY one mother, that is his step-mother. As for the biological mother, let her continue her biology with the men she ran away with over the years. I as a person will NEVER allow such an evil biological mother to come near me. I will even get a court order that the runaway biological mother should not come one kilometer near me.

Leviticus 18:6–17

6 None of you shall approach any blood relative of his to uncover unclothedness; I am the Lord.
7 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your father, that is, the unclothedness of your mother. She is your mother; you are not to uncover her unclothedness.
8 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your father’s wife; it is your father’s unclothedness.
9 The unclothedness of your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether born at home or born outside, their unclothedness you shall not uncover.
10 The unclothedness of your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter, their unclothedness you shall not uncover; for their unclothedness is yours.
11 The unclothedness of your father’s wife’s daughter, born to your father, she is your sister, you shall not uncover her unclothedness.
12 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your father’s sister; she is your father’s blood relative.
13 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your mother’s sister, for she is your mother’s blood relative.
14 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your father’s brother; you shall not approach his wife, she is your aunt.
15 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your daughter-in-law; she is your son’s wife, you shall not uncover her unclothedness.
16 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of your brother’s wife; it is your brother’s unclothedness.
17 You shall not uncover the unclothedness of a woman and of her daughter, nor shall you take her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter, to uncover her unclothedness; they are blood relatives. It is lewdness.

slimmy05:
APC pastor

Yes, you are senselessly right. Help me greet the bling bling money laundering [b]PDP [/b]Pastor called Ayo Oritshajefor. Tell the PDP bling bling Pastor Ayo Oritshejafor not to step on South African soil, so that we will not be arrested and prosecuted for money laundering and gun running.

Acidosis:
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammadu_Buhari



Can anyone get me valid answers pls?

Mr. Seun, front page please... I need this info for an on-going research. Thank you my able mentor.

Do you expect a responsible government to encourage Fela in promoting the smoking and abuse of Indian Hemp like your clueless Jona-than is promoting Boko Haram and Oil theft and bunkering?

BobE1:
This can’t be true, …..how do we explain this to unbelievers?, they are bound to say, “ where is our God”?, Honestly, I am speechless.

Yes, you are right, now answer the question. Did Jesus die in a crash? No, "he died for your sins on the cross" so you say. Moses did not die in a crash. David, Solomon, Abraham, Elijah, Elisha, e.t.c. did not die in a crash. These people did not call themselves Men of God, instead, people call them Men of God. The reverse is the case now, even Rev Chris Okotie, a serial monogamist calls himself Man of God, even Rev King, Rev Chris Oyakhilome and other nonentities.

A Second Republic Minister of Steel, Dr. Paul Unongo, has described President Goodluck Jonathan as a disaster to Nigeria.

Unongo said it was immoral for the President to seek re-election when Boko Haram has taken over large chunks of Nigeria’s territory.

He said, “He (Jonathan) is a complete disaster to Nigeria. He has made us look so ridiculous in the eyes of the world. Some little thing called Boko Haram that started like a joke is laying claim to large junk of Nigerian territories.

“Huge cities have fallen into the hands of these people. You find them with the kind of equipment that is meant to be for the Nigeria army.

“A tragedy is playing out in Nigeria and everybody is going about seemingly unconcerned and Jonathan is seeking re-election. I think something has happened to Nigeria.

“It’s a tragedy. And it is a travesty of human dignity and justice for the person responsible for this, who is supposed to give us responsible leadership, instead of confronting the problem; he is busy fighting people and doing everything to retain the Presidency next year. I think it is obscene. I think it is immoral and I think it is sinful.”

Unongo, who is the deputy chairman of the Northern Elders Forum, added that the any of the presidential aspirants from the North would perform far better than Jonathan as president.

He said going by current trends, larger portion of the country would be taken over by Boko Haram if Jonathan continues as President.

He said, “I think that some of us may be owing our existence to the ragtag thing called Boko Haram because what stops Boko Haram from coming all the way to Wukari or Gboko? I don’t see soldiers anywhere. This is what has happened to Nigeria.

“Frankly speaking, in my own judgment, anyone of the presidential aspirants from the North would be a better President a thousand times than the current President.”

On the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, who recently defected from the Peoples Democratic Party to the All Progressives Congress, Unongo said the North was happy with him.

He noted that given Tambuwal’s ability to get the support of both northern and southern lawmakers in the House, he would have received the support of some northern elders if he ran for presidency.

“We, in the North, are quite happy with the performance of this young man (Tambuwal) at the federal legislature. He is a uniting force. He was able to get all his members to stand behind him. The way he ran the House, it was obvious he has some possibilities and capabilities. If he decides to run for the presidency, we will look at him very critically,” Unongo said.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/politics/jonathan-a-disaster-to-nigeria-unongo/

The Chairman, Peoples Democratic Party in Kwara State, Mr. Iyiola Oyedepo, on Sunday, said that the wife of President President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience, has donated 16-trailer loads of empowerment items to the state chapter of the party.

He also said the party had raised about N185m for the 2015 electioneering campaigns and to assist in running the party in the state.

Oyedepo said that the state party had received N75m from the N136m raised in Abuja recently which included cash, cheques and promissory notes while about N50m was realised during its fundraiser on Saturday, in Ilorin.

Oyedepo said the PDP would defeat the All Progressives Congress in the 2015 elections, adding that the PDP had better ideas and programmes to boost infrastructural and human capital development in the state.

Specifically, the party chairman said the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan had donated 16-trailer loads of deep freezers, generators, sewing and grinding machines, wheelchairs, blankets and fertilisers for distribution to the residents of the state.

Meanwhile, the president’s wife and the Minister of National Planning, Dr. Abubakar Sulaiman, have urged Nigerians not to sell their votes but to ensure that they participated actively in electoral process.

They added that the government was committed to ensuring credible polls in 2015.

They spoke during the inauguration of the state chapter of the Women for Change and Development Initiative in Ilorin, the Kwara State capital, on Thursday.

Patience distributed food stuffs and empowerment materials to Kwara State women and she reiterated the preparedness of the Federal Government in ensuring that there was no electoral irregularities and manipulations.

The president’s wife, who is the initiator of Women for Change and Development Initiative, a Non-Governmental Organisation, stated that the empowerment items would alleviate the plight of the beneficiaries.

She also urged Nigerians to guard their votes jealously.

The president’s wife also canvassed for more involvement of women in politics and decision making in the country.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/politics/kwara-jonathans-wife-donates-16-trailer-loads-of-items/

oliticians too should show decorum in their looting. When you budget over one billion naira as feeding allowance for the president and his sheppopo wife and kids, when you give half of Lagos to the frog eyed Lagos lord, when you give presidential pardon to Bode George, DSP Alams and also promoting DSP Alams to the Senate, when Obasanjo spent about 16 billion dollars on NEPA/PHCN to produce dackness, when Sule Lamidos son was caught while smuggling some millions in dollars out of the country, when Dezaini Allison-Maduekwe is now richer than most states in the country. Now tell me, what decorum is there in these lootings?

OP, don't you have a job? Is this what Jonathan has turned you into? Because if you are gainfully employed you will not have time for this. Mind you, GMB records cannot be tainted by you internet stroll.

Google must be crazy, Cecilia Ibru did not steal anybody's money. She worked for her money. Do you know anyone who went to the defunct Oceanic Bank to withdraw his money and was told that there was no money? James Ibori and Cecilia Ibru should not be grouped together. Instead it is DSP Alams, Goodluck Jonathan, Bode George, Ayo Fayose, Gbenga Daniel, Buruji Kashamu, Edwin Clark, e.t.c. that should be grouped together.

Samchelsea:
When did he defect to pdp?

This is not the Minority Leader of the House of Representathieves. This is another Gbajabiamila.

I beg make somebody give me cold pure water, this grammar dey make me thirsty. Please call imPatience Sheppopo to come and help us interpret what this learner is saying, I know you can do it ma because you have done it before. As long as Ojukwu's manhood still lives one, imPatience Sheppopo will teach Patrick Engriiish language.

olayincar:
How good it will be.. If she believe in Jesus christ b4 she die

Since you believe in Jesus Christ, would it not be good you die now?

frankyychiji:
General Paedophile Buhari! The lady in question should be his grand daughter.

child molesters!

What about Jonathan that has been sleeping and even raising children with his elder sister's mate ans sugar mummy called imPatience Sheppopo, abi you no hear say Sheppopo old pass oga Jonah?

This lady is teaching you and I what it means to be patriotic. Our president and his nuclear family are using over 1 billion naira to eat yearly while a regular girl doing all for her dear country.

I am from Ogun state, Nigeria has been very unfair to us. After messing up our beloved son and Africa's most loved man MKO Abiola, you brought another of our son Ernest Shonekan and made him a dummy president that could not even give orders to cleaners at Aso Rock. Next, you brought Olusegun Obasanjo a.k.a. Baba-No-Regret to disgrace us by wasting 8 years of Nigeria's history. Now, you have made Reuben Abati to be talking from both sides of his mouths, he left his conscience in his village which is very near my village and he is now in Abuja without a conscience telling us senseless lies every now and then.

Presently one of our prodigal sons is gradually going mad, and you all Nigerians are singing for him to continue dancing naked at the market square. This is very unfair, please help our son, help us tie him down with very strong cables, we shall send some elders together with the chief priest of our village to come and help take him home so that necessary rituals will be performed to cleanse him of madness because it is only a mad man that will be calling every other person mad. Please help save our son Doyin Oku-Igbe before he enters the market.

All the people that have been harassing the OP, just line up, kneel down, hands up and close your eyes. Are you all saying that it is good that his wife and the mother in-law have been visiting future-tellers and marabouts like Nigerian politicians? Is it good that his mother-in-law does not have respect for his mother?

That is nonsensical. I will never take that. I am not surprised anyway, most of the posters are not married (I envy the unmarried folks, lots of girlfriends and boyfriends to fvck around ). It is a must that mothers-in-law should respect and regard each other; respect is reciprocal. That however, is not a reason to send your wife packing oooo. Your wife comes before your mother and far before your mother-in-law.

Your wife has to go your mother and apologize. She must not leave your mother's house until your mother forgives or pretend to forgive her. If your wife keeps begging your mother everyday and refuses to leave your mother's house, your mother will have no other option than to forgive her because she pleadings will become embarrassing.

You will also have to convince your wife that she needs to talk to her mother (your mother-in-law) that if your mother-in-law really wants the best for her daughter, your mother-in-law should find a way to make peace with your mother. Elderly women should know how to sort themselves out.

Talk to your mother too, let her realize that she should be interested in peace in your family and not putting you in unnecessary difficult situation.

Yes, it is for lazy wives just as automobiles are for lazy husbands. The distance from Lagos to Abeokuta is just 100 kilometres, hardworking and strong husbands should be able to stroll from Lagos to Abeokuta, afterall it is a straight line from Iganmu through Stadium, Ojuelegba, Oshodi, Iyana-Ipaja, Abule-Egba, Sango and finally Abeokuta; no turning, no sharp bend, just walk straight down.

YabaTech is the first higher institution in Nigeria, if you think it is not the best, then ask your professors either in UniLag, UNN, OAU, Covenant, ABU or where ever, they will tell you that they graduated from YabaTech.