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Politics › Re: PDP Says Kolade’s Outburst ‘based On Apc’s Lies’ by simpleseyi: 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2014
Kolade worked for Jonathan for few months as sure-p chairman. Jonathan and his boys embezzled 500 billion naira sure-p money and offered Kolade his share. Kolade rejected the blood money and resigned from the thieving government.
Politics › Re: Igbo Deportees: Court Dismisses Suit Against Lagos State by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Dec 06, 2014
Incomplete judgement! The deportees should pay fines for defamation of character of the Lagos State Government. They should also refund the tax payers money that was used to transport them like goods to their state. They also need to pay for wasting the court's time and wasting the Lagos State Government's time. Finally they should place an apology in five national newspapers and ten international newspapers for being ungrateful to a government that rescued them from sleeping under the bridge, contacting diseases and being raped by Lagos area boys.
Politics › Re: Photos: Unhappy and Mean-Looking Faces Of Prominent Nigerian Politicians by simpleseyi: 8:51am On Dec 06, 2014
I see different faces of looters. From Jonathan, to Tinubu, to Obasanjo, to David "the" Mark, to Diezaini Allison-Madueke, to Princess Stealer Oduah, to Tony Anenih, to Ngige, to Rotimi Amaechi and others. Only one face, just only one who has been proven over the years to be incorruptible. That is General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd). The chosen one.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Wins Kano APC Governorship Primaries by simpleseyi: 8:46am On Dec 06, 2014
Faraidi:
why is it that all the people choosen by APC Godfathers won their election? I smell some internal rigging.Tinubu Candidate won, Kwankwanso Candidate too won and every others why?
Well, imPatience Jonathan candidates too are cruising to victory in PDP. imPatience Jonathan has anointed Senators, Governors, Honourable e.t.c. and they are all cruising to victory in PDP's primaries.
Politics › Re: Breaking!!! Jonathan And Abacha's Son In A Close-Door Meeting by simpleseyi: 8:38am On Dec 06, 2014
Birds of the same feather flocks together. Two looters, two killers, two dummies, two friends.
Politics › Re: Lagos APC Guber Primaries Was Stage Played – Tokunboh Wahab by simpleseyi: 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2014
Was this guy a participant or a spectator? Was he contender or a pretender? Because I never heard of him, he never campaigned, how then did he hope to win when delegates don't even know him? Was he planning to use witch-crafty to win?
Politics › Re: APC Aspirant, Lanre Ope, Congratulates Ambode by simpleseyi: 2:09pm On Dec 05, 2014
Was this guy a participant or a spectator? Was he contender or a pretender? Because I never heard of him.
Politics › Re: APC Leaders May Kill Jonathan Before February Presidential Election –Edwin Clark by simpleseyi: 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014
Yes, I think our Elder Edwin Clarke is right because APC controls the Police. APC controls the Army. APC controls the Navy. APC controls the Airforce. APC controls the SSS. APC controls the masked men we saw following Senator Iyiola Omisore all round Osun.

If the man that controls Police, Navy, Airforce, SSS, Army, e.t.c. is not safe, how can he guarantee the safety of Nigerians? No wonder Boko Haram has been using Nigerians for suya and pepper soup for several years now. Elder Edwin Clarke is indirectly admitting the failure of his slowpoke son living and drinking ogogoro inside Aso Rock.
Politics › Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by simpleseyi: 1:10pm On Dec 05, 2014
noblezone:
At the end, you have said nothing except your biased thoughts.
If you were to be arrested for defamation of character that Mr President beds Deziani, Oduah or any other you would swear with your tenth generations that you are no the owner of this account.

My post has nothing to do with whether Jonathan is stealing or not or even his government is corrupt.
I have only explained the difference between stealing and corruption with respect to governance.
Mr SSS, do you want my house address? Please ask Google. The president and his numerous bedmates should be sued for defamation of the characters of Nigerians by making the international community see all Nigerians as looters because of the way they have been looting and exporting Nigeria's money to international banks.
Politics › Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by simpleseyi: 1:07pm On Dec 05, 2014
chidexy:
When you make these allegations, does it ever occur to you that these ladies you so malign are people's wives and mothers? Show some respect even when you hate them
No respect for looters.
Politics › Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by simpleseyi: 12:14pm On Dec 05, 2014
Dereformer:
did you say our oyel money?

Tell me how many barrels of oil your village produced since 1956:
Two barrels grin. It is still better than nothing. I am from Ogun State and oyel has been discovered in commercial quantity, but so far, we have produced two barrels. That still does not give the president the right to use over one billion naira yearly to feed his hippopo wife and the baby hippopo son. Abi na human being them dey chop, even if na human being, these Nigeriens begging on the streets and the Beninoire under-aged kids brought daily to Lagos as domestic slaves don't cost more than 50,000 naira at the slave market.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Humbles Fashola With Ambode's Emergence. by simpleseyi: 11:49am On Dec 05, 2014
Izz9111:
This means that Gov Fashola was not even in charge of Lagos State. God fatherism is the order of the day, If Tinubu says a goat will rule Lagos so shall it be. Trust not in Iboland
Theodora Orji was in prison here in Lagos when Orji Uzor Kalu made him (Theodora Orji) the governor of Abia state. Currently imPatience Jonathan is picking governors, deputy governors, senators e.t.c. for South-East and South-South states including the Oyo state PDP candidate.
Politics › Re: PDP Suspends Its Former Chairman, Bamanga Tukur by simpleseyi: 11:42am On Dec 05, 2014
I hope the IG is reading this. Please remind the IG that Bamanga Tukur used to be the president errand boy, now he has been suspended from PDP. What will happen to the IG after been used?
Politics › Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by simpleseyi: 11:39am On Dec 05, 2014
noblezone:
I will give you an example.

A committee was raised to assist people displaced by Boko Haram.
N50 million was voted for that purpose.

Stealing:
All the monies were shared appropriately and food stuffs purchased. One of the committee members given 1000 bags of rice for a particular groups of the people. He stole 100 bags and and sent only 900 bags. that is stealing. It has nothing to do with government or the committee. It will be wrong to accuse the government or the committee of corruption. If that man is caught, he is on his own.


Corruption:
The committee members would agree to share some of the money among themselves. They would buy 200 bags of rice and record 2000 and then share the money.
Here you can accuse the committee of corruption.

Stealing is an individual being greedy.
Corruption is a collective greed of the people working together.


He was saying if somebody working for the government stole, it is not enough to conclude the government is corrupt.
You have people working in banks that steal. That a staff of a bank stole does not mean the bank is corrupt.
Bank becomes corrupt when all the workers work together consciously to cheat their customers.

I blame Mr. President though for using such words to communicate to a people who are already closed minded.
He should have know that Nigeria is a jungle where survival of the most brutal is the only law.
My brother, with this your analysis and taking note of the bolded part, one of my friends here just concluded that the president is stealing because he is individually greedy by using over one billion naira to eat last year.

The president is also corrupt since you said that corruption is a collective greed of people working together, the president, his dumped mouth-piece Reuben Abati and Okupe, his world bank fraudster and fiance minister Ngozi Okojo-Iwealla, his numerous light-skinned bed-mates tongue namely Deizaini Allison-Madueke, Princess Stealer Oduah, kema Chikwe, Arunah Oteh e.t.c. have collectively been embezzling our oyel money.
Politics › Re: What Do You Understand By Stealing Is Not Corruption? by simpleseyi: 10:24am On Dec 05, 2014
Stealing is not corruption as stated by our president means that our president is not corrupt but he is just stealing.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Will Get Less Than 1% Igbo Vote by simpleseyi: 2:47pm On Dec 04, 2014
FreeGlobe:
Buhari keeps telling igbos Nigeria won the civil war despite being aware of the general resolution of the war as "no victor, no vanguished." Buhari keeps insulting the sensibilities of igbos. Buhari is strange to igbo. He will keep contesting till he clocks 100. insha Allah!
MKO Abiola got lillte or no vote in the South-East and South-South, yet he defeated Bashir Tofa. Muhammadu Buhari too can do without your votes.

Buhari is insulting Ibos, Awolowo insulted Ibos, Muritala Muhammed insulted Ibos, Benjamin Adekunle insulted Ibos, Olusegun Obasanjo insulted Ibos, T.Y. Danjuma insulted Ibos, Jeremiah Useni insulted Ibos. Why Always Ibos? An Ibo soldier name Emeka Ezeogwu lead the first coup in Nigeria and killed Hausa/Fulani and Yoruba leaders while hiding Azikiwe abroad and Awolowo in prison (courtesy Zik and Tafawa Balewa). Another Ibo soldier named Aguyi Ironsi started tribalism in the Nigerian Army by relegating non-Ibos soldiers to the background before the Hausa/Fulani soldiers put him where he actually belongs (the grave). Yet another Ibo soldier named Agbari Ojukwu started a senseless war without preparation and expected Awolowo to be supplying him food and Hausa/Fulani/Yoruba soldiers to come to war front and be nice and friendly with Ibos (war no be owambe party). Interestingly over 3 million Ibos were used for pepper soup and suya. That was several years ago, better stop crying and move on with your lives.
Politics › Re: Tam David-west Hits Jonathan: Says President Thinks Like A Schoolboy by simpleseyi: 7:28am On Dec 04, 2014
Don't just complain, take your destiny in your hands. Vote for change. Let us stop the regular story of no water, no food, no electricity, no security, no house . . . .just corruption.

Crime › Re: Man Hacks Wife With Machete For Withholding Sex by simpleseyi: 6:55pm On Dec 03, 2014
2cato:
In islam a woman is the property of a man and has no right (or left) of her own. She is and will always remain a slave to the man.
I THINK ANTI-FEMINISTS GOT THEIR IDEA FROM THE BIBLE

Exodus 20:14
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maid-servant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s.

What can you compare a wife to? A house, a servant, an animal, or property. She’s mentioned second, so perhaps a house is even better than a wife. The implication is clear: women are property. It says so on the very stone tablets which so many people want to hang up in our courthouses.


Exodus 22:16-17
This is a real good one. If a man sleeps with an unwed virgin, he must marry her. But if her father refuses to give her to the man, then the man must pay the "pay money according to the dowry of virgins"... is this crazy or what? I can see it now...

Man: Hi sir, I just shtooked your virgin daughter, and now must marry her.

Father: There is no way my little girl is marrying you, punk!

Man: Okay, well then here's the $5 I have to give you then.

Father: YAY!!!


It's not just women, female animals are not as good as male animals. It is male animals that are to be burned for offerings. (Leviticus 1:3, 1:10) When a king sins, and needs to make a sacrifice he has to use a male goat, but when any old commoner sins, they have to use a female goat. (Leviticus 4:23, 4:28)


Lets look at this again
Leviticus also touches on the treatment of female slaves and their male masters. According to Leviticus 19:20-22, if a man rapes his female slave... the woman gets punished and the man's sins are forgiven. Look for yourself, it's rather shameful.

Women are even worth less in terms of their monetary value. Here's a table of values as given by God in Leviticus 27:3-7. $ = Shekels of silver

Ages 1 month - 5 years: Male = $5; Female = $3

Ages 5 years - 20 years: Male = $20; Female = $10

Ages 20 years - 60 years: Male = $50; Female = $30

Ages 60 and up: Male = $15; Female = $10
Politics › I Don’t Choose PDP Candidates – Patience Jonathan by simpleseyi(op): 7:03am On Dec 03, 2014
Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, on Tuesday said there was no truth in media reports that she was imposing governorship candidates in some states ahead of the 2015 general elections.

She said she could not have performed such a role because she was neither an elected official of state nor a Peoples Democratic Party functionary.

She made the clarification in a statement by her Media Assistant, Ayo Adewuyi.

She was reacting to a media report that some party leaders and stakeholders in Ebonyi State have decided to defect to the All Progressives Congress because she insisted that the state Deputy Governor, Chief Dave Umahi, must be the party’s governorship candidate.

Adewuyi said it was absurd that any person would assume that Mrs. Jonathan would make such a request, considering the fact that she had continued to preach peaceful conduct of all aspirants before, during and after elections.

He described the report as another attempt by mischief makers to attribute their self-induced political travails to the President’s wife.

The statement read in part, “Let us state once again that the First Lady is not an elected official of state, neither is she a party functionary.

“She therefore recognises very clearly her place in the scheme of things.

“Let it be known that the First Lady has no hand in the selection of the party’s candidates in any state and definitely not in Ebonyi.”



SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/i-dont-choose-pdp-candidates-patience-jonathan-2/
Politics › Re: Not Again! Gunmen In Kenya Separate Christians From Muslims And Then Kill Them by simpleseyi: 6:19pm On Dec 02, 2014
gratieao:
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Its time for Christians to rise up and face what face them. Islam is demonic religion and should be treated as such. Should we wait until BH learn from their Kenya counterpart before we do something? Muslin has no monopoly for killing.
Curse be upon Muhammed and anybody/family following his demonic religion!!!
Definitely your family needs to watch you closely before you enter market because na like this madness dey start.
Politics › Re: Inside Bola Tinubu's Private Jet (Pictures) by simpleseyi: 6:01pm On Dec 02, 2014
LeOstrich:
How these clueless people from clueless region can overlook Tinubu's ever increasing scamming and looting of their oil share is mind boggling
If you say that my region is clueless, what do we saw about your forefathers?
Celebrities › Re: Indian TV Presenter Slapped Live On Air (Picture & Video) by simpleseyi: 11:18am On Dec 02, 2014
SuperMartins:
Muslims re not humans..everytin na violence
What do we call parents that gave birth to a slowpoke like you?
Romance › Re: As A Christian Guy , Can You Date A Muslim Lady? by simpleseyi: 8:26pm On Dec 01, 2014
Go through my former posts. I have said this severally "I am a Muslim and my wife is a Christian" I go to mosque and she goes to the church. We are happy together. Ask the several christians that married pastor Chris Okotie, ask the several christians that married Olusegun Obasanjo. Also ask the several muslims that married MKO Abiola, the several wives of Isa Yiguda, Sule Lamido, BamangaTukur and other polygamists, they will tell you that they wish they did not.

There are several christian couples are are now divorced and several muslim couples who are also divorced. If you want to marry someone of your faith, then marry only from your church or denomination because Catholic doctrine is different from Jehovah witness doctrine.

Anyway, a single young guy should not be looking for a wife, instead he should be interested in attractive hole to pour his saturated milk tongue. Any matured hole will do, christian, muslim, pagan, idol worshipper, e.t.c. grin
Health › Re: How Quack Doctors Exploit Poor People In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Dec 01, 2014
nnafather:
God will not forgive Buhari for destroying the Nigerian Health system. grin
That your "God" is definitely not my own God. My God does not punish good leaders, instead my God punishes bad followers like you.
Politics › Re: I’ll End Insurgency If Elected President – Buhari by simpleseyi: 8:51am On Dec 01, 2014
Buhari is not just talking, he is making a vow. He is reminding us that he has done it before and that he will do it again. It took him only few days to crush Maitasines or whatever they called themselves in early 1980s when they started something similar to boko haram. There can't be progress and development without security. The man from Otuoke has been playing with boko haram for about 6 years now without any solution. Buhari has done it before, he will do it again only if you and I give him the opportunity. He is not a Saint, he has his own short-comings too, but Buhari at his worst is still better than Jonathan's best.
Politics › Re: Has The Nigerian Authorities Been Alerted To These Under-aged Potential Voters? by simpleseyi: 7:54am On Dec 01, 2014
During the 2002 voters registration, I was doing my NYSC in Anambra state and acting as INEC ad-hock staff. Some dirty looking politicians brought under-aged children and asked me to register them. I refused and asked why I should register minors. What the politicians replied was that Northerners register under-aged and it is part of what Federal Government uses for sharing allocation between states and local governments. Whether that is true or not, I cannot say, but I refused to register minors. Since there were other registering agents, they took the minors to other agents to register them.

The above is what a experienced in Anambra state and I have no apology for mentioning the state, if you ask for the ward and local government, I will also mention it here; however, some of my friends who were also INEC ad-hock staff in different parts of the country also said the same thing happened where the were posted. This implies that it is a national fraud being perpetuated by almost all of us.
Celebrities › Re: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by simpleseyi: 6:01pm On Nov 28, 2014
BruzMoney:
Eseoghene Al-Faruq Ohwojeheri
(Director, Moral Project)
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STORY FOR THE GODS !!!

If you wan dance, make you dance. If you no dance, I beg comot for dancing floor.
Politics › Re: Some Christians Should Shut Up!. by simpleseyi: 5:22pm On Nov 28, 2014
joseph1832:
I must say that the way some christians are going about this "Buhari wants to islamize nigeria" bull.shit is becoming out rightly annoying.

I honestly see no reason why a particular cadre of nigerians will have this super impose believe of their own supremacy over the rest of us.

You hear ranting everywhere coming from some christians that Buhari plans to islamize Nigeria if voted into office, let me ask them, if given the opportunity won't you christians christianize Nigeria?!. Seeing the way I personally have been pursued and disturb by many christians just because I tell them I don't share their narrow minded belief, I'll say these christians are guilty of the same thing the accuse Buhari of.

The very nature of the "typical nigerian christian" is imperialist, note, any where you see christianity, imperialism is not far of, seeing the way many of their G.O's, Papas and what have you live in splendor, I won't be surprised that these people have the notion of spreading or installing their brand of christianity on Nigerians if given the opportunity. You tell a member of one of this new generation churches that you attend a white garment church and you see the manner at which they swarm on you just like the way flies swarm on shit and tell you that you are going to hell and they shove the brand of christianity down your throat.

Let's not forget, 'greed' is a powerful motivating agent, just like money and greed is what powers many of this new generation churches. The basic aim of this new generation churches is to spread and accumulate more wealth.

I tell anybody who wants to listen: "christians and moslems are the very reason why Nigeria remain a backward country". Take a good look and all those who has occupy the sit of the presidency on you'll know for sure. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds!, always trying to shove their beliefs down peoples throat. Thus I say this: "He who can not smell his own bull.shit can never perceive his sense of narrow mindedness" and narrow mindedness, is the order of the day in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria.
I beg which of the christians are you talking about becuase I cannot see any around me. I see only church goers promoting their different churches. One of these church goers told me that CCC do rituals because I told him that my friends are CCC member. Another church goer told me that Catholics worship idols because I told him my girl friend is a Catholic. Still, my Jehovah Witness friend told me that all church goers called christians are going to perish.

Even if I want to convert to christianity today, which of the denominations will I convert to? My God is a not a God of confusion. Thses church goers are just confusing themselves.
Politics › Re: Prof Yemi Osinbajo Responds To Pdp/christian Bigots by simpleseyi: 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
stanech:
Islam has proven itself to be a terrorist organisation for that reason alone and as a christian who value his life and know that Islam is just a tickling time bomb waiting to explode I will not support any one or party that will promote Islam... So if I refuse to vote APC because of some notorious and suspicious jihadist in their midst then I'm right I don't care what professor bla thinks. I don't give a Bleep
When a muslim becomes Nigeria's president in 2015, you can relocate to Israel where Jews will treat you like a criminal because Jews hate christians and you are actually a criminal for supporting criminality.
Politics › Re: Powerful State Governors Drained Nigeria's Boom Time Oil Savings - Okonjo-iweala by simpleseyi: 4:51pm On Nov 28, 2014
And what did the world bank fraudster do while this was happening?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Dora Akunyili's Daughter, Njideka Akunyili Wins International Award. by simpleseyi: 12:20pm On Nov 27, 2014
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?
Politics › Re: Awolowo's Daughter To Achebe: We Are Disappointed by simpleseyi:
MrGlobe:
Achebe's tribesman (Mr. Globe) to Awolowo's Daughter: I am disappointed with the international court of justice for not trying Awolowo (the ancestor of a useless tribe) for genocide post humously.
You can not abuse my parents and expect hug and smiles from me. Therefore ..

Bring it on, we shall give you the 1967 to 1970 treatment again. We shall use your bones and flesh for pepper soup. You shall all be shoot, survivors will be re-shoot. We shall make sure your children never grow. We shall wipe you out of Nigeria's map, you can then go and join your ancestors in Isreal.

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