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Romance › Re: What's Your Take On A Christian/Muslim Relationship? by simpleseyi: 9:43pm On Jan 17, 2013
enigmagu1: if he will chng frm darkness to light den marry him....what communion has light with darknessss?
If truly ur a born again christain den u shud knw wat is good for u and wat is not.
D Bible made it clear dat we shud not be equally yoked together wit d unbelievers..

You dnt nid ani advice just follow bible instruction...
Goodluck....
Please quote the verses of the bible that say muslims are unbelievers.
Romance › Re: What's Your Take On A Christian/Muslim Relationship? by simpleseyi: 9:39pm On Jan 17, 2013
davroca16: Apart from the fact that ur not going to be the first, second, or third wife, the holy bible is not in support of that....
Pls quote bible passages to support your statement.
Culture › Re: How Does Mirror Affect Infants by simpleseyi: 9:03pm On Jan 17, 2013
ifyalways: I know of adults that wouldn't look at the mirror or reflection once its 6pm cheesy
Each man to his convictions and self inflicted bondage tongue

@topic, I've once asked my MIL this question and her reply was both funny and quite sensible. She said its not ok cos it would give the baby the impression that s/he is the only person in the world,encourage narcissism.
Maybe this is what made Jonathan and Patience suffer from narcissim and megalomania. They both want to own the world including owning you and I or what do we call a president that uses billions of naira to eat, maybe na human being he dey eat and also a first lady / permanent secretary in Bayelsa but lives in Abuja and Germany.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy At Conte Di Venezia Ltd by simpleseyi: 6:36am On Jan 13, 2013
loxylucky: U're looking 4 job and u don't know what a CV is? U think its only at the bank u need a CV. Even an SSCE holder has a CV. Its simply describes ur qualifications and work experience. I pity u guys. Do u know how much marketers make? No, go sit in a bank and receive a fixed peanut compared to what they use u 4 instead of making ur money.at least MSc and Phd holders applied 4 Dangote Driver job. Guess they making their money now. U sit there and wait 4 NNPC and lavish in pain while interested people apply.life goes on.there's work everywhere and u complain no job. D sooner u start knowing that BSc is moi moi in nigeria, the bete 4 u
This guy is fraustrated. We are not decieved by your fraud, why transfering agression to Nairalanders? If you like go become professor and apply as dangote driver. Na by force? I beg go lick GEJ bottom hole.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Pays N1billion In ‘Severance’ To Yar'adua Family - SaharaReporters by simpleseyi: 8:11am On Jan 10, 2013
klax: Hmmm guys plz let us always reason well before we judge things. Mind you guyz hope you all remember this same Sahara has never for once report anything good about Nigeria ever. Let us not forget all these Billion this Billions that are these really true or is that how money just flow around so easilyhuh

And by the way why would anyone want to drag Yar adua family into this againhuh I 'm not trying to support this but I begin to disbelief all this sort of Billion this Billion that this amount is no joke amount that will just be floating around like NOTHING plz I dont buy all these report any longer unless the so called "Nigeria Nightmare Sahara report or Sahara Desert" show the proof and paste it here or news tabloid anything short of this sorry am sick of all this sort of news. No offence its my own opinion
I do not believe all these billions of billions also UNTIL the permenent secretary at the presidency whose name I can't remember now came to the national assembly some months back to defend the presidency allocation in the 2013 budget. This so called permanent secretary told our legislatives and all Nigerians that one billion naira is not enough for feeding that Jona needs more billions for feeding. Then, I knew why Patience Jonathan went for tummy tuck -she has been eating money and washing the money down her tummy with french wine.
Politics › Re: Disputed Abuja Land: Patience, Turai To Give Final Address by simpleseyi: 6:50pm On Jan 08, 2013
pls where are all Jonathan's PROs. Let them come and tell us why all abuja's lands should belong to GEJ or Yar'Adua or OBJ or IBB or Shagari family. How come it's only Buhari that does not own landed property in Abuja(he is not corrupt like others; let someone prove otherwise).

I am looking forward to this land grabbing fight graduating to street fight.
Politics › Re: What Does Buhari Intend To Do With Presidential Power? by simpleseyi: 1:00pm On Jan 08, 2013
okosodo: Nigerians should note that northern muslims will slowly but surely make nigeria an islamic state. This is a fact because the real islam(the one practised by northerners) can not be separated from politics.
Did Shagari, IBB, Buhari and Abdulsalam turn all churches to mosques or prevented christians from going to church? Now tell me, is Jonathan a christian? Chritians dont lie nor steal. Jonathan lies and steals like Judas. If you vote for Jonathan in the next election because he has a christain name, God will hold you accountable for ruining Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Man Of God? by simpleseyi: 9:38pm On Jan 04, 2013
My favourite Men of God (MOG) are (1)Pastor Chris Okotie: God told him to marry his first wife, later God told him to divorce her. Then God told him to remarry and showed him his second wife,later God told him to divorce the second wife. He is currently waiting for God's instruction on his next wife. Also God told him to contest and made him lose presidential elections twice.

(2) Rev King:- His god (not the God that I worship) told him to always punish disobedient christians like you. His god even told him to burn one of the stubborn xtians.

(3) I love all MOGs that have private jets because I am praying for a private for leisure and also public jets for business. Least I forget, I love this MOG that uses long bling bling like Tupac Shakur, I mean the MOG who is also GEJ spiritual father and spiritual spokeman, the MOG from Warri that is using Warri tricks on everyone including my good self.

I will think of others.
Career › Re: To All Recently Sacked Fidelity Staffs. by simpleseyi: 11:02am On Dec 31, 2012
oluplus: @mj, pls can I talk to you? I was affected too in oceanic but now working in another bank. But I still want to go to business. Pls can I contact u? Olusammy278@gmail.com
Pls carry me along too in this business idea. I am an ex-Oceanic bank staff, currently unemployed but with little cash to invest in business. My email is coollooky@yahoo.com. Olusammy, I am sure I know you. I will send a mail to your box.
Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free by simpleseyi: 7:01pm On Dec 30, 2012
@hrisvcimall
I called you twice last week and informed you that I want to inport a laptop from China, you told me to chat with you online on your website but that chat link has not been going. what do I do now? I have identified the laptop I want to buy on aliexpress but connecting you has been difficult. Can I come to your office and place my order?
Christianity Etc › Re: 2,750-year-old Temple Found Near Jerusalem by simpleseyi: 8:42am On Dec 30, 2012
REVOLUTNIS: Both Judaism and Christianity are the foundations of Islam. Muhammad instructed Ali to copy mostly the Bible old testament and path of New testament to make up of his deluded Koran. when u read Koran u will be amaze to discover some of the Bible stories in it where did they come from and how come they are there?
Good! You are getting there. You are begining to see that there is no difference between Islam and Christianity but the difference is between Christians and Muslims. I am a Muslim and I had my primary and secondary education in Catholic schools. I am even married to a Christian. I have been readind the bible and the koran even before I could differentiate left from right and up till now I find no difference.
Politics › Re: Who Is The Most Corrupt President In Nigeria So Far? by simpleseyi: 10:11pm On Dec 22, 2012
[quote author=Mutumdaya]It is gowon,he killed more than 3million future leaders in his so called civil war[/quote

Stop weeping over a war that ended 42 years ago. Didn't biafran soldiers kill Nigerian future leaders? You fought a war and lost, next time strategise better. No country fought a civil war without getting into debts. Gowon fought and won the war and still had enough money to rebuild the nation.
Travel › Re: Bayelsa Helicopter Crash: I suspect Foul Play – Governor Suswan by simpleseyi: 9:53am On Dec 21, 2012
Yes! I am very sure there is fowl and chicken play. It is the muslims that told Gov Suntai to steal people's money, use it to buy jet/copter and start roaming about in the airspace. Can you board a plan flown by a learner?

It is also the muslims that told Gov Yakowa to leave his official duties and fly to Bayelsa to attend burial using a government bought and maintained Naval copter. Is the naval copter bought with the mases money supposed for private burial?

some south-south govs have also bought jets with the masses money, thievenubu the jagaban even own First Nation airline, pls tell other govs too to get their own jets and start flying themselves too like their friend gov Suntai.

800,000 jobless masses applied for 1,500 INEC jobs while PhD holders applied for Dangote drivers job yet our president has included money to buy two other presidential jets in 2013 budget to add to the existing 10 presidential planes. Our mama, that is mama Charlie of England flies British Airways, also the British Prime Minister flies Business class on British Airways, none of them has palace jets or PM jets yet all our office holders want private/office jets.

With all these, Gov Suswan said muslims want to get rid of all christian governors. I think he is very right but his statement is incomplete. Muslims and real followers of Christ are praying to God to help us erase all corrupt public office holders. Guns and riffles we have none but our God that brought down the wall of Jericho and also also wiped out all those that attacked Rosulilahi (SAW) is still alive and has started the SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION.
Romance › Re: Engaged And Getting Married To My Muslim Boyfriend: I'm Smiling at Last! by simpleseyi: 10:27pm On Dec 20, 2012
Crown Prince: Op, the bible say do not yoke with unbelievers?....have you circumvent that holy instruction for your unholy triangler bondage?
It pisses me off while we are busy winning souls for christ,desperadoes like you are straying away. Do you know that the is a celebration in heaven when a soul is won? Why do you have to cause christ pain for your leaving his fold?
Did daniel,shedrack and abbedenigo not refuse to bow down to a graven image? And you are here celebrating NIKKAI,a ceremony JESUS dont approve of?
You are in a journey of no return,forget about the deceptions you will momentarily put on against the family because of religion. You lost it girl because since you cannot convert him to marry you the christian way,you humiliated christian and the love of God your parents so much imbibe in you.
I am not against any religion,not even my moslem brothers but let us all yoke together in faith. So at the end,God will deliver judgement accordingly...
Op,i am not against your marriage,i just dont want to keep quiet when a sheep in the flock is straying-i will still have my own punishment.
Good luck in your marriage.
The bible say do not yoke with unbelievers that is why I dont get involve with unbelievers like you. Pastor Chris Okotie has been married to and divorced from two different christians like you. Recall that the holy spirit must have showed him these two women. Pls what book and chapter of the bible describes Muslims as unbelievers? You think that on the Judgement day, that is if there will be any judgement, God will ask if you are a christian or not and if christian, you are sent to heaven otherwise some wield looking bad angels match you to hell. Isn't that funny?

The poster is happy, you either rejoice with her or go drink Ijebu garri with acid before hugging wet 33KVA transformer.
Romance › Re: Engaged And Getting Married To My Muslim Boyfriend: I'm Smiling at Last! by simpleseyi: 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2012
Crown Prince: Op, the bible say do not yoke with unbelievers?....have you circumvent that holy instruction for your unholy triangler bondage?
It pisses me off while we are busy winning souls for christ,desperadoes like you are straying away. Do you know that the is a celebration in heaven when a soul is won? Why do you have to cause christ pain for your leaving his fold?
Did daniel,shedrack and abbedenigo not refuse to bow down to a graven image? And you are here celebrating NIKKAI,a ceremony JESUS dont approve of?
You are in a journey of no return,forget about the deceptions you will momentarily put on against the family because of religion. You lost it girl because since you cannot convert him to marry you the christian way,you humiliated christian and the love of God your parents so much imbibe in you.
I am not against any religion,not even my moslem brothers but let us all yoke together in faith. So at the end,God will deliver judgement accordingly...
Op,i am not against your marriage,i just dont want to keep quiet when a sheep in the flock is straying-i will still have my own punishment.
Good luck in your marriage.
The bible say do not yoke with unbelievers that is why I dont get involve with unbelievers like you. Pls what book and chapter of the bible describes Muslims as unbelievers? You think that on the Judgement day, that is if there will be any God will ask you if you are a christian or not and if christian, you are sent to heaven otherwise some wield looking bad angels match you to hell. Isn't that funny?
Politics › Re: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by simpleseyi: 10:38pm On Dec 15, 2012
mike404: Well this is not the first attempt on governor patrick ibrahim yakowa's life... Hope the power hungry old fhool called buhari is happy now sadsadsadsad
Is Buhari the pilot that flew the copter to flames? Or did Buhari embezzle the money meant for construction of roads? Or was it Buhari that advised Taraba state governor to use state money to buy jet and be strolling about in the air? Maybe Buhari should advise GEJ to start flying the presidential jets himself like Taraba state governor.
Celebrities › Re: Governor Yakowa Of Kaduna, Former NSA Azazi Dead In Helicopter Crash by simpleseyi: 9:28pm On Dec 15, 2012
The dead needs our prayers. Moderators this is breaking news. Beyonce, Rhihana and Snoop Doggy cannot make the news break. PLS MOVE TO FRONT PAGE so that Nigerians can pray for the dead and possibly help them ship stolen monies to hell.
Celebrities › Re: Governor Yakowa Of Kaduna, Former NSA Azazi Dead In Helicopter Crash by simpleseyi: 8:33pm On Dec 15, 2012
Result of GEJ and Daddy G.O's prayers at RCCG camp earlier today.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gunman Kills 27 Including Children At An Elementary School by simpleseyi: 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2012
stjudas: Allah has turned the infidels against themselves. America, UK, Israel and France shall fall and the Islamic State shall rule the world.... I'm sure all true muslims feel the way I feel... More of this, i pray for. Allahu akbar!!!
Why would the moderators allow us read this type of statement from an infidel? Definately this nonentity can never ever be a Muslim. I am a Muslim and I don't think with my ass hole but with my brain. This eediot's statement is the worst I have heard or read in a long while.
Christianity Etc › Re: Will You Vote For An Atheist In An Election? by simpleseyi: 8:37am On Oct 29, 2012
inurmind: Don't u know they are atheists. If jonathan was a christian he wouldn't wear a hat as it is against the principles of christianity.

Also both of them keep on honouring wole soyinka. That is not right. As a theists we must have nothing to do with them. Like I said they are the devil's people.

Whenever they speak on naira land I always get goosebumps, its like I feel the devil in them. So I always hiss and leave immediately. Nonsense people.
I find it difficult to believe that a man/woman that can read, write and use the internet will think this way. Is this person one of tomorrow's leader. Too bad. This perspn will prefer Rev. King or Rev Fr Moses Adasu the ex-governor of Benue state who became richer than the state or OBJ who holds a title at his church, or Sanni Abacha or IBB or Tinubu who are mosque goers.
Christianity Etc › Re: Will You Vote For An Atheist In An Election? by simpleseyi: 8:34am On Oct 29, 2012
inurmind: No I wouldn't vote for an atheist. They are the devil's people and they lack the type of knowledge the average christian has to rule the nation.
I find it difficult to believe that a man/woman that can read, write and use the internet will think this way. Is this person one of tomorrow's leader. Too bad. This perspn will prefer Rev. King or Rev Fr Moses Adasu the ex-governor of Benue state who became richer than the state or OBJ who holds a title at his church, or Sanni Abacha or IBB or Tinubu who are mosque goers.
Family › Re: Male Babies Suck Breast More Than Female Babies, WHY? by simpleseyi: 1:03am On Oct 25, 2012
God ordained it so. I thought we have bible students here. Pls can someone quote Proverbs 5: 18-20?
Programming › Re: How To Become An Embedded Software Developer by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Oct 08, 2012
Can you help me become a software developer?
Programming › Re: 10 Reasons Why .NET Is Better Than Java by simpleseyi: 6:01pm On Oct 05, 2012
Pls come to my aid. I need somebody to teach me .NET programming to professional level. I know old programming languages like Qbasic, Fortran, Cobol e.t.c. Please help the needy, its urgent. God bless us all.
Politics › Re: Would You Vote For Atiku In 2015¿ by simpleseyi: 10:20am On Sep 25, 2012
Atiku stopped Obasanjo's 3rd term agenda. Atiku tried to stop Obasanjo from imposing Yaradua on us by moving to ACN and contesting against the walking corpse but Obasanjo rigged Atiku out. Atiku tried to save Nigeria from having a genius (I dont like insulting elders) like GEJ as President by contesting the PDP primary but was rigged out again. Though I will never ever waste my time to vote again but for those of you who will still vote, vote wisely. No president can be worse than GEJ, may GOD let Dame Patience return from her tommy tuck beautiful like Obama's wife. May Dame Patience not ascend from Rest-In-Germany (RIG) to Rest-In-Pieces (RIP) like Stella Obasanjo. Amen
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2012 by simpleseyi: 5:57pm On Sep 12, 2012
Mcfemad: Message from yahoo.com.
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I think something is wrong with d mail address pls u can send it to funmmy4liv@yahoo.com or saintlookman@yahoo.com. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2012 by simpleseyi: 5:35pm On Sep 12, 2012
pls can u send the form to my mail box superfunmi@yahoo.com

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