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Celebrities › Re: Funmi Iyanda Covers Issue 3 Of Mania Magazine - Rate The Photo by simpleseyi: 7:06am On Sep 02, 2011
Where is the picture na? I can't see it anywhere in this post.
Romance › Re: Ma Embarrassing Story by simpleseyi: 7:26pm On Sep 01, 2011
Andrew please come and teach me coding, I am dead serious, oh sorry, I am living serious.
Autos › Re: SOLD>>>>>>>2003 Toyota 4runner "sports Edition" 4wd by simpleseyi: 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2011
Can I pay 1.5M?
Serious buyer plea.se
Autos › Re: I Can Help You Buy Cars From Cotonou & Deliver It To Ur Door Step +233266578730 by simpleseyi: 7:58am On Sep 01, 2011
Please I need a 2003 or 2004 Nissan Pathfinder or Infiniti Q4 before the end of this month.

Please kindly state the following


1. Cost price in naira in Cotounou for both infiniti & pathfinder

2. Cost of clearing in naira inCotounou

3. Your agent fee.

4. Cost of getting Nigeria Customs papers.


I look forward to your response.


Thank you.
Autos › Re: 2004 Nissan Pathfinder For N2.2m by simpleseyi: 7:38am On Sep 01, 2011
I have 1.4M with me. Can it fly?
Family › Re: I Feel Betrayed By My Wife. : What Do I Do? by simpleseyi: 4:45pm On Aug 04, 2011
A DNA is a must if you want to be sincere with yourself. It is better you find out yourself than for one man to appear from the moon and say that he is the bilogical father of your children.

I support what is good but I abhore evil. Adultery is evil.
Family › Re: I Feel Betrayed By My Wife. : What Do I Do? by simpleseyi: 7:48pm On Aug 03, 2011
I am sorry that I will be very frank and candid. Please pardon me if I hurt you further, but just know that I will say the truth from my perspective, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me GOD.

Why postpone the evil day? This evil has already happened. Do a DNA for your children and you will find out that your are not the biological father. Just face the truth and let GOD console you. You married the wrong woman who has been sleeping with other men for several years. It's so unfortunate, but I know that GOD will see you through the dificult moment.
Autos › Re: Cars From Cotonou ! by simpleseyi: 6:45am On Aug 03, 2011
please how much do I get a Nissan Pathfinder 2003 to my doorstep with Nigera Customs papers? Also how much do I get a Nissan Pathfinder 2005 to my doorstep with Nigera Customs papers? I need to compare the prices so that I know which to go for. I plan to get any of the two this month unfailingly. My email is coollooky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: Lagos Cleared(tin Can) Pathfinder Jeep For Sale! by simpleseyi: 6:53am On Aug 01, 2011
Engine pictures please. coollooky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: SOLD>>>>>>>2003 Toyota 4runner "sports Edition" 4wd by simpleseyi: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2011
I can pay 1.5M between today and tomorrow. Can we deal?
Autos › Re: Cheap 2003 Nissan Pathfinder Toks 4wd by simpleseyi: 6:39am On Jul 25, 2011
Please I have 1.2M. I can pay between today and tomorrow. If I hold this money, I go spend am ooooooooooo. I beg make I buy this baby for my new wife na. I can even give you my grandmother (she is just 109 years) as wife.
Family › Re: I Do Not Want My Husbands Cousins To Live With Us! by simpleseyi: 4:24pm On Jul 21, 2011
I am a male, my wife has password to my id. We got married 3 weeks after my wife's child-hood friend's wedding. My wife told me about a month ago that she allowed her friend use my id to post on Nairaland.

That is just for clarification. I am here to disguise or mislead anyone. Please don't deviate from the topic.

DON'T EXCITE THE DEVIL. Do the right thing at the right time.
Family › Re: please help me with this difficult situation. by simpleseyi: 4:11pm On Jul 21, 2011
Jennykadry, you said in your profile that you speak the truth, Pease proof it here.

Everybody here please help save a marriage. It will make the world a safer place.
Family › Re: thank you every one......... by simpleseyi: 7:59am On Jul 21, 2011
NO matter what anyone tells this young woman she will not leave her matrimonial home because she is a muslim, that is the islamic way of life, divorce is the last option. I am sure a christian will not wait this long to leave home. That is why this lady only wants someone to talk to her husband, she does not want to leave. Can't you all get it? For this woman, marriage is do or die.

I really really pity this young woman. There is no help from anywhere. Maybe his mother and father are the only ones that can help you.

I am a muslim man married to a christian and I have not and will never ask her to change her religion. So, your mother in-law asking you to change religion does not really make sense to me.

May GOD help you through.

GOODLUCK but not Jonathan.
Family › Re: please help me with this difficult situation. by simpleseyi: 7:07am On Jul 21, 2011
Please dont get the devil excited.
NEVER EVER think of DIVORCE.
Please I beg you on behalf of all married couples in the world. I am a Nigerian and divorce is not in our tradition, white men brought it into our environment through the back-door. Please continue talking to him, if possible threaten him with divorce, but never ever contemplate divorce. 80% of men cheat on their wives but only 20% get caught, i am saddened with this statistics but it is the truth. Please continue talking to him and monitore him closely.
Family › Re: I Do Not Want My Husbands Cousins To Live With Us! by simpleseyi: 6:59am On Jul 21, 2011
The cost of a washing machine is from 30,000 naira. I was at LG shop yesterday. So, you don't need relatives to do your washing, besides, husband's relatives will call you their wife and make you do all the work. I got married 4 months ago and it is ME and MY WIFE alone. Take it or leave it. Chidren should live with their parents and not with relatives. So, your husband cousins should live with their own parents. But don't forget that the husband is the head of the family, women liberation fighters should stay with their parents or live alone and not get married, for this reason, please BEG your husband to see reason with you. I repeat BEG your husband to see reason with you, NEVER EVER argue unnecessarily with your husband because THE HUSBAND IS ALWAYS RIGHT. That is my grandmother's policy and she lived with her husband for 70 years, the husband is now dead and my grandmother is still chopping the inheritance the husband left. So, submission to your husband also brings long life and prosperity.

GOODLUCK but not Jonathan
Politics › Re: NLC Calls Off Strike Action? by simpleseyi: 6:24am On Jul 20, 2011
I hope Seun is not on cheap drugs. What generousity are you talking about? is Jona paying with his father's money? Is it his money or our money? please Seun don't get me upset this early morning. Just go back and sleep if sleep still dey worry you.
Romance › Re: Do I Go Ahead? by simpleseyi: 10:11am On Jul 10, 2011
If you dont leave this girl now because you don't want her to kill herself, definately one day she will make you commit sucide(God forbids) when you find out that all the children she will have for you belongs to another man. By that time all your family members will not be able to save you because you would have comiited sucide(God forbids) before they come.

Leave the slut now and save your future.
Autos › Re: *clean 2004 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale!* by simpleseyi: 9:44am On Jul 10, 2011
how much please?
Family › Re: He is scared of his wife after she catches him with another woman by simpleseyi: 6:09am On Jul 08, 2011
Please tell your friend to report himself to his parents and NOT to this in-laws. Reporting himself to his in-laws will make him lose any respect they have for him and the wife may hate that. His parents are the best to help out.
Family › Pls Help I Dnt Knw What To Do by simpleseyi(op): 8:33am On Jul 06, 2011
i got married 3 months ago after d first month i was concieved and i told my husbby, normally we use to mak lov at least 3 to 4times aweek but during d first month of my pregnacy i couldnt feel myself whenever we mak lov i feel lik throw-up and i told my husbby to pls give me time. to my surprise, i checked his mail 3weeks ago and i noticed dt he has being seen another girl, they even described d way they us to Bleep themselve, d hotel he use to tak d girl to and even his friend's house, he always lie to me dt he wnt com hom cos he has work to do at office, on sunday he wil alway tell me dt he has to be in office. pls wht can i do i dnt wnt to tell anybody pls he me. he's abt 35 yrs and am 28 we dated for 5yrs does dt mean i dnt really knw him or wht? Am using some poster address am nt on nairaland pls moderate post.
Romance › Re: Luv And Religion At War. Why Do Muslims Hate To Marry Christians? by simpleseyi: 4:32pm On Jun 28, 2011
Because christians can be so free to be homosexual, bisexual, dress fully naked on the street e.t.c.
Romance › Re: Is It A Bad Thing To Date A Muslim by simpleseyi: 4:28pm On Jun 28, 2011
Please always bear in mind that we muslims are not begging to marry you christians because muslim girls are not in shortage. Remember also that the bible did not say that muslims are un-believers so the statement "be not be unevenly yoked with an un-believer" does not refer to muslims.

I repeat, we muslims are not begging to marry you christians. I am sure you all can work in a companies owned by Dangote, Dantata and take contracts from muslims including Fashola, Tinubu, MKO Abiola e.t.c Why dont you avoid muslims so that you will not be unevenly yoked with an believers.

HYPOCRITES are HIPOPOT[b]ANUSES[/b]
Autos › Re: Nissan Pathfinder Buy Me by simpleseyi: 6:53am On Jun 27, 2011
Please what year is this? Lets see the dash board and the engine. How much is it? I need a nissan this uly
Romance › Re: Is It A Bad Thing To Date A Muslim by simpleseyi: 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2011
I am a muslim and married to a christian woman. Not just a church-goer but a true christian and by GOD's grace we are very happy together.

The bible says "do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers" Please what passage of the bible says that "Muslims are unbelievers" ? Mind you, we muslims are not begging to marry you christians, it is a matter of convenience. So, if you cannot marry a muslim, please get a church-goer from the numerous churches around. NO BE BY FORCE NA! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: For The Last And Final Time: Benue Is Not North by simpleseyi: 7:04am On Jun 17, 2011
Jbenue, it's like this issue is affecting you both psychologically and mentally. Why are you ranting and using all sorts of uncivilized words na? Na who you dey fight? You are calling yorubas, hausas and ibos all sort of unprintable names. Na wah for you oooooooo. Wetin we do you na? This frustration is leading you to desperation and depression.

You from Benue and other like minds like Kwara, Niger, Kogi e.t.c are called North central, so why are you denying your origina na? Late Sunday Awoniyi from Kogi state was chairman of ACF, Bukola Saraki was chairman of northern governors' forum before becoming chairman of governors' forum. If  yoruba men like Sunday Awoniyi and Bukola Saraki say they are hausas, am i the one that will say that they are not? So, why are you denying your origin?

I beg go sit down joooo. Make i give you one gallon of burukutu (local alcoholic drink) and ten raps of igbo(marijuana) to cool your temper.

Greet boko haram for me for the last job well done - suicide bombing of police head quaters . Na you people still dey lead, you don pass south-south militant own. the first attempt was also by your brother Abdulmutalab.
Autos › Re: 05 Nissan Maxima Pre Order @ Aesthetic Autos FINALLY ARRIVED by simpleseyi: 7:04am On Jun 16, 2011
Please I need 2002 Nissan Pathfinder, fabric interior this July. How much will it cost to get to my house. Please this is urgent.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Toyota Corola For 1.4m @olanrewaju 08026771839,08068312890 by simpleseyi: 7:02am On Jun 16, 2011
I beg reply me na.
I have 1.1M, any hope for me. I am dead living serious.

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