₦airaland Forum

June 12 is hunting some people, MKO's ghost is appearing to them in their dreams, so they cannot sleep, the are doing everything possible and impossible to discredit it.

Policewoman: AND SO BLOODY WHAT? As a muslim he is entitled to 4 wives, so people should mind their business

Yes, he is entitled to 4 fours wives but not entitled to sleeping with other men's wives.

DerideGull: The nonsensical crap known as “June 12, 1993” is fool’s delight. It looks like loonies are just what they are in Nigeria. It is a real case of idiocy when people celebrate emptiness.

For example, a person sat for examination and the said examination is cancelled, does it not amount to foolishness when the person keeps celebrating his\her success in a cancelled examination?

I can not honestly associate with people who are very oblivious to deductive reasoning. I sternly rebuked few Igbo chaps who foolishly went around DC protesting the so-called “June 12, 1993”. I also publicly embarrassed Anthony Enahoro at Howard University grounds when he brought NEDECO’s bunch who wanted cognizance for transient June 12, 1993.

Like everything in Nigeria, certain group of people in the useless country remains delusional and deceitful.

Here is another educated illiterate. He can read and write but he cannot reason because he's got NO BRAIN.

Aigbofa: A yearly reminder of his brutal defeat by MKO. It's like being flogged over and over again.

You are right my brother. Tofa lost in his home state, Kano, he lost in his local government and even in his ward, let someone in doubt go and re-check the June 12 election result again and confirm my statement. Why then will Tofa want to remember such a life-time lost? Even Tofa's great-grandchildren will read the June 12 story and their great-grandfather's humiliating defeat and be ashamed to bear the name Tofa.

naptu2: It was actually said by Julius Malema (former ANC youth leader).

I wont take this from you. Maybe the ANC ex-youth leader also said this, but I saw Dame Patience Jonathan on NTA with my two eyes and heard her with my two ears, it is just unfortunate that NTA will not give us the clip if we request for it. So, please stop behaving like Labaran Maku, Doyin Okupe, Reuben Abati & Reno, I beg in the name of our founding fathers.

PapaBrowne: Maybe you think Lagos belongs to you because you are a Yoruba man. Sorry for you. Osun man like you go dey claim Lagos.

Let me tell you this: We own lagos. We non-indigenes. We make Lagos tick. Without us, Lagos would be just like Ibadan or Ife or Ogbomosho or Ijebu Ode.

What makes Lagos tick:
The banks: We own them. Diamond, Stanbic IBTC, Zenith, UBA, you name it.
The Airlines: We own them.- Arik and Aero. Edo & Delta. Ibru and Aruremi.
The TV stations: We own them. Channels, AIT, Silverbird...you name it.
The Newspapers: Guardian, Thisday, Vanguard, and the rest of the best.
The Hotels: We own them. Federal Palace, Sheraton, Four Points, the new Marriot, and a whole lot others.
Or is it the ports? Na we dey import everything that passes through.


As if the infrastructure that makes Lagos tick was built by Awo. Gowon built the infrastructure. Even the money that built the infrastructure came from down south. So what the heck is this talk about go back to your village.


Akwa Ibom is making progress and peoiple celebrate but you here throwing jealous rants. Maybe the reason for your fear is that the owners of everything that makes Lagos tick would start considering moving to Akwa Ibom and Lagos would suddenly look like Abeokuta. Nonsense!!

You are very right my brother from another mother. You South-Southerners own everything in Lagos, but you have to contest this with the South-Easterners because my Ibo brothers have been ranting for long that they own Lagos. But, I wonder why non-Yorubas packed their luggages in Ghana-must-go bags and ran to their villages in South-South and South-East including the North during June-12 crises. I also wonder why Yorubas don't always shout "we own Lagos", I think the reason is obvious, if you own something, everyone associates you with it, so no need to rant "it is mine".

Lastly, since you South-Southerners and South-Easterners own Lagos, please kindly carry Lagos to your region. Carry your banks to your region and see how much you villagers can gather together from your esusu contribution to save. Carry your Airlines too and see how many villagers fly to their farms. Carry the newspapers also and see how many traders buy newspapers to sell groundnut and pepper. Please go with everything including all the companies,the bridges(Eko bridge, Carter bridge, 4th Mainland, Ikoyi bridge even the new and only Ikoyi-Lekki Electric bridge and others ), the beaches and the crimes but please leave your girls behind , they are wonderful in bed , you can also leave all the house-boys and house-girls - we need them to keep our homes clean.

Yorubas are not looking up to Lagos alone, we are looking and working towards developing the whole South-West and our governors including Aregbe-Rascal, Ajumobi-Ajumose, Amosun-de-Don,Fayemi-Omo-Iya-Agba and the stubborn and elitist Fashola the stooge of Tinubu are working assiduously instead of buying private jets with state resources like Akpabio, Ameachi and Suntai (has Suntai started playing basket-ball like Yar'Adua?).

PapaBrowne: Maybe you think Lagos belongs to you because you are a Yoruba man. Sorry for you. Osun man like you go dey claim Lagos.

Let me tell you this: We own lagos. We non-indigenes. We make Lagos tick. Without us, Lagos would be just like Ibadan or Ife or Ogbomosho or Ijebu Ode.

What makes Lagos tick:
The banks: We own them. Diamond, Stanbic IBTC, Zenith, UBA, you name it.
The Airlines: We own them.- Arik and Aero. Edo & Delta. Ibru and Aruremi.
The TV stations: We own them. Channels, AIT, Silverbird...you name it.
The Newspapers: Guardian, Thisday, Vanguard, and the rest of the best.
The Hotels: We own them. Federal Palace, Sheraton, Four Points, the new Marriot, and a whole lot others.
Or is it the ports? Na we dey import everything that passes through.


As if the infrastructure that makes Lagos tick was built by Awo. Gowon built the infrastructure. Even the money that built the infrastructure came from down south. So what the heck is this talk about go back to your village.


Akwa Ibom is making progress and peoiple celebrate but you here throwing jealous rants. Maybe the reason for your fear is that the owners of everything that makes Lagos tick would start considering moving to Akwa Ibom and Lagos would suddenly look like Abeokuta. Nonsense!!

I am coming, let me take pure-water and roaster plantain first. I need to confirm or denounce your statements.

Sealeddeal: Whoever wins PDP presidential primary wins the presidential election. GEJ,being in total control of PDP machinery,need not entertain any fear as he will effortlessly defeat any candidate that will stand against him in 2015 PDP presidential primary election. Therefore,OBJ's plan to fight back is a mere boast that will never materialise into a noticeable struggle to scuttle GEJ's 2nd term bid.

The same way GEJ stooge Jonah Jang won NGF chairmanship? the result of the NGF is the result of 2015 primary that we are awaiting.

thelastpope10: [size=16pt]Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

ACN ( Association of Confused Nigerians)[/size]

You are right ACN is confused that is why on May 29, Fashola commissioned the first Electric Bridge in Africa while the whole South East and South South eleven states out of which eight are PDP have been begging federal government for donkey years to build second Niger bridge or repair the old one there. Oyo, Osun, Ekiti & Ogun states have been commissioning projects while PDP governors are using the masses money to buy jets. Amechi used state resources to buy jet, Akpabio too used state resources to buy jet while his people are house boys/girls in ACN states, Suntan or what is this governor of Taraba of blessed memory too used state resources to buy jet, his people cursed him & he has been in coma or full-stop since he crashed. ACN governments delivered projects on May 29 while GEJ delivered speech and presented magazine of zero performance for us to mark. You don't need a magazine nor a textbook nor a marking scheme to see the first Electric Bridge in Africa built & commissioned by Fashola. Tinubu is mad for presenting his wife as Senator but how do we explain the Abuja first/last lady that is also permanent secretary in Bayelsa?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Lagos is one of the largest megacity in the world and it shouldn't lag behind the others of its status.the fact that some things are being allowed doesn't make them right and if at any point in time government decides to change her course of policy,then no problem with that.

How safe are does tricycle at the median of the highways where trucks without brakes pass everyday ? It's the duty of a responsible government to implement laws including safety and environmental policies for the greater percentage of the population.Government will never get things done if it uses sentiment as its watch-word ![/quote]Are GRA Ikeja or Ikoyi roads also highways? Okada is cancelled, Keke Napep/Marwa is also banned, so should the operators go and form robbery gangs? PhD holders dey drive dangote trucks, Masters degree holders dey drive BRT, BSc dey ride Okada and Keke Napep, yet Fasola dey chase them up and down. Me, I don tire ooooo . I can never vote PDP but I doubt if I can vote this ACN either.

sureteeboy: Marriage is honorable in all. And the bed undefiled: but whoremongers, and adulterers, God will judge > hebrews 13:4.

According to the bible, You can't have a child outside wedlock. You'll only be facing the wrought of God. The deed has been done already, (I mean the pregnancy).

Pray to God for forgiveness and get married ASAP

Thou shall not judge. Are you a virgin? If so, go to the nearest brothel and get yourself disvirgined. Lastly, don't marry any woman without 'testing' her, it is like buying no-testing used electronic at WestMinster. This is an advice from my church mind.

Goddex: Of what benefit is this piece of gossip news to us? How does it impact on the lives of Nigerians?

The impact of this on the lives of Nigerians is: Patience Jonathan life teaches Nigerians that if you steal from the masses while the masses watch helplessly, then the devil will steal your health away while God watches unconcerned. My grandmother is over 100 years and she sleeps at home and walks around while Patience Jonathan flies and sleeps in hospitals all over the world.

why is everyone fighting America? America Vs Vetnam. America Vs Afganistan. America Vs Iraq. America Vs Iran. America in cold war with Cuba. America in hot war with Venezuella. America Vs North Korea. America in cold war with Russia. America in cold war with China. Na only them? Let any country develop any weapon either nuclear or atomic. Why does America has millitary bases all over the world? Why is Russia or China not concerned about any country building any weapon? If America like make them start any war, the last ones they did in Afganistan and Irag caused them economic meltdown which affected the whole world and the european union is seriously battling with the pains.

oyewoleabiola21: I met this lady 3yrs ago,in a bus why going to work.she look so innocent and beatiful on getting to know she told me a lot of personal things about her and her familly..makin me to bliv she was unexposed,as she continue wit the relationship I discover that she only like to _ me when she feel she is in need of money and once I give it to her she will turn her back and live.she called me about a week ago asking Me to change here curve2 to Touch which I did,just yesterday she told me she is tired of using Touch that I should get her Bold5..I tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told Me I should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do ? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her go like that?

So maga like this one still dey? I beg buy her the latest BB Z10. What type of phone did you buy for your sisters? Iphone? Definately not. One sharp guy is bleeping her and you are paying for the bleeping. MUMU.

[quote author=tayeola24@yahoo]am dissapointed in everyone making comment here,what we youth should be talking of is how to revoluate dis old fools calling themslves our leaders,rather than abusing ourselves on nairaland.dis wil not do us any good cos d person dat made assertion Ahmadu Alli is and old fool dat had been reaping frm naija frm decades.pls stop all dis tribal abusive or acusations.[/quote]My brother you are very right, but it was Mr. Globe who does not know his left from his right that started insulting Yorubas just because his parents told him that Awolowo refused to give them the food that Yorubas cultivated while they were busy cultivating guns and bullets. Ahmadu Alli said in the interview that he was education minister in Gowon, Muritala Mohammed and Obasanjo regimes from 1967 to 1979, yet the old foolish Ahmadu Alli still came back into government in 1998 and still wanted to be PDP BOT chairman some months back. The old fool wants to die in office like Robert Mugabe. It is these fools we should be cursing and not our poor selves as Mr. Globe did.

Billyonaire: Do not be this harsh on yourself. People dont really hate your tribe, in fact, we of the NDelta love Yorubas too but instead of cursing out, one has to question if the allegation is true, if Yes, then there is room for improvement, if No, then sue him.

I pray for those who pray for me and curse those who curse me. You can't abuse my parents and expect a hug from me. Only a bastard will not fight anyone that abuses his parents.

[quote author=Mr. Globe]LMAOOO 'Yoruba are another character'. Is it different from all we all know? Awo won ONLY SW states and wants to be Presidenti.
Sir Ahmadu we know them. Everybody knows how ungrateful they are. Ojukwu granted unconditional state to Awo but what has he gotten in return from Yorubas?[/quote]Awo won only the SW and wanted to be president, lets assume that you are right. Please how many states did Ojukwu win when he contested for president some years back? Not even one state from the SE and you claim to love him. Even when he contested as a Senator to represent just his district, he lost. Awo developed the SW, Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa turned their people to Almajaris and bombers while Ojukwu turned his brothers to school drop-outs, fraudstars and drug pushers. If you start another war again, we Yorubas shall use the same old trick of starvation to send you all to early grave, thereafter, we shall give the Almajaris in the north acid to drink so that they can all "rest in peace".

For my Biafrian friends that will be offended by my post, na your brother ask for my trouble.

Elueme: Ahmadu Ali couldn't have said it better. The Yorubas and their narcissistic mentality. They need reassess themselves before it boomerangs on them. Yesterday, it was Sanusi and now Ali. The SE and SS already seen them as traitors. I they laugh.

I think you should respond to Alli's statement on how Obj defeated the Biafrian dream and arrested the so called Biafran general instead of his statement on how Yorubas hate his godfather (Obj) and forefathers (already in hell).

Ex-Speaker Patricia Etteh is a Hair Dresser, another ex-SpeakerBello Masari attented secondary school but according to him he did not write WAEC or NECO becos his parents could not afford it, yet another ex-Speaker Salisu Buhari, the first speaker in OBJ regime confessed in the Court that he forged University of Toronto Ccertificate.becos he was anxious to serve Nigeria. We dont even know if the current members pass through school at all or maybe the are graduates in the class of Patience Jonathan. what do you expect from such a mouse, em em sorry, I mean house.

On our wedding day, I insisted that my bride should put on the small jacket on her wedding dress from house to church and to reception and she did. Later, several church members, family and friends came to commend me specifically for my bride's dressing.

If you like call me names. My wife's body is for me alone and my body is for her alone. If I wear a 3-piece long sleeve suit why should my wife confuse the presiding priests and congregation by displaying 'my' boobs to the public. She's got it, but sorry she can't flaunt it. I don't want a Tiwa Scavanger or Kim Kada or Tonto Dick as wifey.

True2myself24: I wouldnt do it. There's nothing wrong with helping out on the weekends with cooking, but the rest really? Playing wife is not the same as being a wife. Why buy the cow if the milk is free.

I will never buy garri without testing to know if it is Ijebu garri or Bendel garri or Ibo garri. If you cant show me your domestic skills why will I ever think of taking you home to mama becos mama too will test you. Remember girl's parents too test and investigate the guy directly or indirectly
No morally upright parents want someone like Olebode George, Tinubu, Rasheed Maina, Tony Aneni as in-law. I may not be sure of other parents but I am sure my parents dont want pen or gun robbers like Bamanga Tukur, resurrected Inpatience Jonathan, James Ibori, Gbenga Daniel as in-law. No parent will also want naked Tiwa Savage or Tonto Dick as their son's wife.

Summary: show me your skills and I will tell you who you are.

[quote author=Itoroetti ]@Saharareporters owner-have u ever made a statement as u do poke nose on other peoples own?seems ur happiness is when others are sick.ur mood of news reportage is too bad,I doubt if u studied jornalism or u just venture into it to escape hunger[/quote]Yes you are right, Sahara Reporters and millions of Nigerians are happy when God is doing miracles on leaders that use over one billion naira to eat every year. Also when God miracles manifest in a PhD holder that wants to use 4 biilion naiara to rehabilitate prostitutes, 6 billion naira to build 2 gates in Abuja (I think one gate to heaven and the other to hell), about 4 billion naira to build first ladies mission house when there are 6 PhD holders struggling to be Dangote drivers. Sahara Reporters and Nigerians are also happy when a first lady with her deafening english grammar is at the same time a permanent secretary in Bayelsa, but God miracles did not let her stay in either Abuja or Bayelsa, instead God is chasing her from German hospital to London hospital and America hospital.

Can someone shout HALLELUYAH?

My people please don't get too upset very soon she will be going to Germany again and the Rueben Abati and Co will ask Nigerians to pray for her as usual. God is already fighting for us, but in case anyone is strategezing on how we can fight for ourselves please contact me, I am a willingly partner.

Please let's hear from students/graduates of MALU (Moshood Abiola Lagos Uni) or have the students accepted MAULAG?

Kzinne: Jonathan or Abacha? Who would u pick?

Abacha. Afterall Abacha did not make his wife a permanent secretary in absential.

[quote author=illuminutty ][/s]Roaches and Nkiru Silverbugs[s] [/s]Roaches are killing silvabugs[s] Rochas and Nkiru Sylvanus. [/quote]My stomach is aching as a result of laughter. You are so creative with the truth. Imo indegenes won't respond to your comment.

[quote author=Clerverly]This was a response i got from the query i issued a newly employed graduate Sales Executive in my establishment;

"my phone went off because i have fate bartry .and during the peroid iam still on the trade with new vam ,because ofwhat we are withness in that zone ,mr daninel ,that reason ,why i can be reach. iam very sorry it will not happen again
thank aki ade"[/quote

This guy's tertiary and secondary school certificates should be withdrawn because this person cannot pass WAEC or NECO english. Even in G2 which is one of primary school's final exams, you still write english composition. I beg let this person go and re-do from start.

CrazyMan: So how the hell were they able to graduate in the first place?

Who wrote their projects for them?

Who supervised them?

What language did they use when they defended it?

If a graduate of a higher institution cannot communicate in English, then I feel that institution shouldn't be allowed to exist.

I mean how would you graduate a stark illiterate who would go out and make a mockery of your institution...it makes no sense.

The NYSC boss should report those school...

Patience Jonathan has a degree from Uniport, her grammar is worse than that of my 3 year old niece.

CrazyMan: So how the hell were they able to graduate in the first place?

Who wrote their projects for them?

Who supervised them?

What language did they use when they defended it?

If a graduate of a higher institution cannot communicate in English, then I feel that institution shouldn't be allowed to exist.

I mean how would you graduate a stark illiterate who would go out and make a mockery of your institution...it makes no sense.

The NYSC boss should report those school...

Patience Jonathan has a degree from Uniport, her grammar is worse than that of my 3 year old niece.

These refineries are not illegal but just unconventional. These people are not oil thieves because they own the oil. The oil thieves are the big fat cats in Abuja who steal the people's oil money. Six PhD holders are dangote drivers while one PhD holder uses billions to eat with a first lady / Bayelsa permanent secretary who lives in Abuja/German hospital.

My people in south-south are suffering and you are calling them oil thieves. The oil thief is the federal government. Nobody will have a good job and be risking his life with manual oil refining.

Least I forget, I am a Yoruba boy, so think twice before calling me names like oil thief, kid/adult napper, etc

Pastor Chris Okotie has married two born again Xtians at different times, today he has divorced them at different times. Tinubu and Fashola are muslims who are happily married to Xtians.

ripo: Hmmm... I am seeing dis from a different angle. I think the Op is in a very big trouble. She needs serious fasting and prayer 2 break her from dis 'bondage'. I understand dat some muslim peeps use some fetish means (ofcourse, gud muslims dont encourage dis) to tie down gals of their choice. Such a gal will not see anytin gud in other mean while stil under d influence. The spell naturally breaks after some yrs, but d damage might have been done. Op, if u can be in ur senses, this is d time u need 2 be close 2 God. (Btw, u never told us if both of u are of same tribes, sharing dsame culture eg Yoruba-Yoruba. Dat could mean another tin entirely. Just saying o)

This person is an illetrate who unfortunately can read and write and even operate the computer. Please if you know any voodoo that can tie people down please give me, I want to tie Sanusi Lamido down so that I can empty CBN vault. NONSENSICAL